Brian Dundee tries to locate his father, Crocodile Dundee, in the Australian Outback. | dG1fanZtY1dQZVF3SWM
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00:00 *Slow motion* Paiiiinnnnnnn.....
00:03 *Swoosh*
00:03 *Sigh* That's not a knife.
00:05 *Slicing* That's a knife.
00:07 *Slicing*
00:09 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:11 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:13 Haha, that's me!
00:14 Brian Dundee?
00:15 Yep.
00:16 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:18 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:20 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:22 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:24 Really?
00:24 Yeah.
00:25 Really?
00:25 Why do you keep saying really?
00:27 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:28 You alright there, mate?
00:28 Nothing to see here, man. Just getting a clean shave with my machete.
00:32 *Swoosh*
00:32 See you next week, Barry.
00:34 *Swoosh*
00:35 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:36 You know, when your dad did it, he was- he was much-
00:38 Okay, and when my dad told me about this, he was just like, "Yeah, I just came up and you did this." Okay?
00:42 I just don't think he can see you from back here.
00:44 *Swoosh*
00:45 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:46 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
00:49 *Swoosh*
00:50 Not a lot of crocs out here, huh?
00:52 It's just 37,000 miles of pristine, beautiful beach, mate.
00:56 *Swoosh*
00:56 Did you know that Australia makes some of the finest wines in the entire world?
01:00 No, I- I- I didn't know that.
01:02 *Swoosh*
01:02 *Slicing*
01:03 Thank you very much.
01:05 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:06 Wait, hold up. This isn't a movie.
01:09 No.
01:10 It's a tourism ad for Australia.
01:12 Yes.
01:12 But listen, you're the best crocodile dundee since Crocodile Dundee.
01:15 Really?
01:16 Yes, really.
01:16 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:17 And we had the best trip ever, didn't we?
01:19 It was pretty sweet.
01:20 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:25 Hey, you know, there are some great flight deals to Australia right now.
01:28 Dude, I get it. It's not a movie, it's a commercial.
01:30 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:32 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:34 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:42 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:43 Good day, losers.
01:45 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:49 Yo, where the kangaroos at?
01:51 Brian Dundee?
01:52 Yep.
01:52 Really?
01:53 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
01:55 Yeah.
01:56 Really?
01:57 Why do you keep saying really?
01:58 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
02:03 What do you mean Dundee's lost in the outback?
02:05 He is the outback.
02:06 *Screaming*
02:07 *Glass breaking*
02:08 Nobody talks about Mick like that.
02:10 Careful with that knife, mate. It's pretty sharp.
02:12 A knife?
02:13 How big?
02:15 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
02:17 What do you mean there's two of them?
02:18 *Screaming*
02:20 Look at me, I'm nice!
02:21 *Slow motion* *Slicing*
02:22 Free beer! Free beer! Free beer!
02:26 Have you ever seen a humpback whale give birth?
02:28 It's a bloodbath.
02:31 Speak to me, little guy.
02:32 When your dad did it, he was much...
02:35 Okay, and when my dad told me about this, he was just like, "Yeah, I just came up and..."
02:38 *Mumbling*
02:39 This, okay?
02:40 I just don't think he can see you from back here.
02:42 I don't just own this newspaper, son.
02:46 I own this country.
02:50 And Dundee's gonna learn who the most dangerous animal in Australia is.
02:54 It's me.
02:57 Whatever.
02:59 *Music*
03:14 Yes!
03:16 My mom's side of the family are all jazz musicians, so...
03:19 It kinda comes natural to me.
03:20 *Music*
03:24 *Singing*
03:30 Hmm...
03:42 Come on.
03:45 *Music*
03:50 I think it's working, Mike.
03:52 You're disturbing my mind energies.
03:56 You can't speak when I'm doing this, okay?
03:58 It's gotta be super quiet, just a connection between me and the beast.
04:00 Okay.
04:01 Here we go.
04:03 Please don't say anything when I do it this time, okay?
04:06 Yeah.
04:07 I can just sense that you're about to say something,
04:12 and that's already trying to mess up all the brain energy stuff, okay?
04:15 Okay, I just don't think he can see you from back here.
04:17 Should we just go around, maybe?
04:21 Whatever.
04:24 *Music*
04:32 *Singing*
04:42 Good day, losers.
04:49 That's not a knife.
04:54 That's a knife.
04:56 Look at that. Look at me.
04:58 Look at the knife blade.
04:59 *Music*
05:28 Yo! Where them kangaroos at?
05:30 Brian Dundee?
05:32 Yep.
05:34 Really?
05:35 Yeah.
05:36 Really?
05:37 Yeah.
05:38 Really?
05:39 Yeah.
05:40 Really?
05:42 Why do you keep saying really?
05:43 *Music*