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00:00 This is Krapopolis.
00:02 I swear it's not as bad as the name sounds.
00:04 Or that looked.
00:06 I bet he deserved it.
00:07 In a land of gods and goddesses.
00:10 Athena, goddess of what's the list up to now?
00:12 War, over the top outfits and daddy issues.
00:14 One ruler.
00:16 I can't believe the king's a virgin.
00:18 Hey, I'm only below the waist virgin.
00:20 Is about to change the world forever.
00:22 It's called Civilization Mother.
00:25 Yeah, catchy name. That'll stink.
00:29 My bad. You've got a great story now though.
00:32 Prepare for adventure.
00:34 We haven't seen the last of each other, King Tyrannus.
00:37 He says "yarr" to himself?
00:40 Romance. I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one.
00:43 You hear recipes for orgies every day?
00:45 It's a pretty simple recipe.
00:47 And some good old-fashioned family dysfunction.
00:51 I asked her out.
00:52 Wash!
00:53 Some details.
00:54 There are none.
00:55 Make them up.
00:56 That's childish.
00:56 I'm childish.
00:57 Daddy needy deety. Daddy needy deety.
00:59 We're going to build an empire.
01:02 Attack!
01:03 What's an empire?
01:06 I don't know yet, but it's gonna be huge.
01:08 Guess what today is?
01:12 Everyone guesses what every day is. We have no calendar.
01:15 The day you speak quietly.
01:17 You're all wrong!
01:18 I call them pants.
01:21 It's as if each leg has its own toga.
01:23 Well done.
01:24 To pants!
01:25 Hoist the rooster!
01:27 This civilization thing, it is the mortals doing the best they can.
01:30 There's a guy collecting pig feces over your shoulder.
01:34 They call it agriculture.
01:35 We'll finesse it later.
01:36 Crapopolis on Fox.
01:39 Random animal exit.
01:42 How is she hot even as an ostrich?
01:46 [Music]