• last year
Transcript
00:00 It's opening night and a big star drops dead on stage.
00:04 - Oh my God, my leading man is dead.
00:06 Is this really happening?
00:08 - Well, you know, who are we without a homicide?
00:10 (growling)
00:12 - M.E.R.P.D.!
00:13 The killer is someone in this room.
00:16 - My show is hanging on by a thread here.
00:18 - Finding this killer is the only way you'll have a show.
00:22 - Wanna make a podcast with me?
00:24 - Oh my God, this is corny.
00:27 - So corny. - I know it is.
00:29 - Murder? - Yeah, murder.
00:30 - Look at this cast, they're all killers.
00:34 - But who would wanna kill Ben?
00:36 - Maybe it was Loretta.
00:37 - Please, please don't give up on me.
00:38 I'm not good at table reads.
00:41 - Storm's coming.
00:43 - Don't test it out for the woman in the rocks.
00:47 - She's a stinker-rooney.
00:49 I say give her the boutange.
00:51 - Maybe it was Kimber, the TikTok addicted starlet.
00:54 Does she do it as part of an internet meme?
00:58 - Why are you saying it like that?
01:01 - I think I got a lead.
01:02 - Robert?
01:04 - You're investigating with this guy?
01:06 - So Oliver and Charles, what do you talk about?
01:09 - Murder mostly.
01:11 And how to connect to Bluetooth.
01:13 We talk about that a lot.
01:14 - We're onto something here,
01:15 but I need you to draw attention to yourself.
01:18 - That's no biggie, that's a smally.
01:20 It's a very small thing because it's a...
01:25 (dramatic music)
01:28 - Your show is a death trap.
01:31 Today alone, I almost died three times.
01:34 - Really?
01:36 - Hello?
01:37 - Oh my God.
01:41 - I was trapped.
01:42 Years went by.
01:43 Do I have a beard?
01:44 Is SNL still on?
01:45 - You are gone for 20 minutes.
01:47 - Theater is all about choices.
01:52 What you share and what you hide.
01:55 - It's a clue.
01:56 - Those choices change everything.
02:00 - We've got to get her talking.
02:04 I can just girl talk.
02:06 - Can you?
02:06 - Yeah.
02:07 - You guys okay out here?
02:08 - Hey mama, yeah, we're like, yes,
02:11 at work and slay over here, like, yeah.
02:16 - Oh, I don't think so.
02:18 - At least you had the consideration
02:21 to keep the body out of the building this time.
02:23 - You always know just what to say.
02:26 (upbeat music)
02:29 (upbeat music)
02:32 (upbeat music)
02:34 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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