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00:00 [CAMERA CLICKS]
00:01 OK.
00:02 Take 1. Action.
00:04 Hey! How are you?
00:06 Why are you filming me?
00:07 [CAMERA CLICKS]
00:08 [MUSIC]
00:11 Our whole lives, we're groomed on fiction.
00:13 No one actually wants to be with someone that's real.
00:17 That's what I want this movie to say.
00:18 I want to make a tasteful film.
00:20 There's no nudity in the movie.
00:21 Then no one's going to watch it.
00:23 Wait, were you filming all this?
00:25 I mean, this is what I'm saying, man.
00:26 Lies are where it's at.
00:27 I think we can turn your womanizing into something really great.
00:30 Whoa!
00:31 We're rolling, we're rolling.
00:32 It's all rolling. We're ready to go. Let's do it.
00:34 I don't want to seem like a creep or weirdo or serial killer,
00:37 but the camera on the table, it is filming.
00:39 What exactly do you do in film?
00:41 I told her I was a filmmaker.
00:43 You're totally serious.
00:45 Yeah!
00:46 She's a hooker.
00:47 Where's the camera at?
00:48 There is a Craigslist hooker in my bedroom,
00:50 and it's all a trick.
00:51 Hey, hey. She's a Craigslist woman.
00:54 No, it's weird.
00:57 I can't do this. You've been doing it for ages.
00:59 Not in front of a camera.
01:00 No one gets to see this, right?
01:02 No. No, absolutely no one will get to see this.
01:05 Let's do this.
01:07 Are you using this for the movie?
01:11 Because you look really stupid right now.
01:13 It looks stupid to you, but the camera can't see me.
01:16 [Cough]
01:18 *Bruit de la caméra qui s'éteint*
01:20 Merci d'avoir regardé cette vidéo !