Stath Lets Flats | show | 2018 | Official Clip
Follows incompetent Greek-Cypriot lettings agent Stath, who works for the family business, Michael and Eagle. While Stat | dHNfeU9jXzJ6MzRDVWM
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00:00 It's just going to be like a normal tour,
00:01 except there's just going to be a little bit of a camera
00:03 filming your every move or whatever.
00:05 So, as you can see, this living room screams family,
00:12 to the point I feel like I'm going to go deaf!
00:14 HE LAUGHS
00:15 Mick?
00:16 I've had a rough morning.
00:19 Hey, Mick, have a look at this rabbit.
00:21 Don't you think he's cute as a family?
00:23 Mick, you're not...
00:24 Cos he's filming you, you've got to do a lovely big smile for him.
00:29 For us.
00:30 And when I'm walking with my friend Mick here,
00:32 I'm like, "Where's Mick? Come on, Mick! Come on, Mick!
00:34 "Come on, Mick! Come on, Mick! Come on, Mick!
00:36 "Keep quick with us, please, Mick!"
00:38 We don't have to copy and do this one,
00:39 but maybe just do a little bit more cool things like in that one,
00:42 cos we can do them better anyway, so it won't be the same.
00:44 Just add a bit of spice.
00:45 What do you think, Mick? Should we do some cool things in this one?
00:48 Something really cool. Yeah, great. Whenever you're ready, Steph.
00:51 Whenever you're ready, Steph.
00:52 And then more like... Wow! Wow!
01:03 It's like a rain storm of tissues.
01:08 You need to say more things like that.
01:10 "Would you be up for getting in there?
01:11 "Just a couple of blokes having a wash."
01:13 "I'm going to say something cool and then I'm going to chuck the keys.
01:16 "You've got to catch them now."
01:17 Or you, whoever comes close to you, OK?
01:19 "If you don't like this room, you're fresh out of the...dice."
01:22 Oh, my God! No, right.
01:23 I thought... In my head, I thought you'd be able to catch it.
01:26 Again, just slightly... Yeah.
01:28 I know, I need to do it gentler.
01:29 "Now that we're in the bathroom, I guess we've got to have a laugh room."
01:32 God! Sorry.
01:34 What sort of shots are you getting? Quite clever ones.
01:37 Yeah, just that sort of nice shot.
01:39 I think we get cleverer shots, to be honest.
01:42 "Hey, Mick, when you get a chair that's cool as this,
01:44 "you know you're going to be sitting pretty tonight."
01:47 I don't know why I thought you shouldn't have been able to catch that.
01:50 Sorry, sorry, I don't know why I was in there.
01:52 "Hey, Mick, what do you think of the bedroom?"
01:54 Can you do the thing where you click on Mick's head
01:58 and make him smile and say something nice about the flat?
02:02 Yes!
02:03 I'm not sure I know how to do anything at all.
02:06 I know it was good when it was just you,
02:08 but I'm taking it from shin to hairline, genuinely.
02:10 Two months for me and you'll be able to afford
02:12 to make this place a little less disgusting.
02:14 Hello there. Is there anything you'd like to do?
02:17 Er, we're actually creating a new Better Michael and Eagle video.
02:22 It's not drench in water, it's drench in family and quite serious men.
02:28 I had a drone, I had a choreographer.
02:30 Rio always brother-directed it. Better. Mugs.
02:32 Well, you think I didn't have all that? What is that?
02:35 Julian, let him give it a turn. Maybe it's nice video.
02:38 Are you kidding?
02:39 We'll order them both when it's finished,
02:40 then decide which one we sell in HMV.
02:44 No, no, we're not selling. They're going online, Vassos.
02:46 Uh-huh.
02:47 Anyway, it doesn't matter, I get it, it's fine.
02:49 It's like an outreach game, isn't it?
02:50 I could have a go at doing my own one, not if need be.
02:53 Right, Dean, on for sushi in five,
02:54 I'm just going to show you Vassos some wood samples.
02:57 I hate fish and I didn't ask for anything.
02:58 Love you.
03:00 Sorry, is our one incredible or not?
03:02 Yeah. It's death.
03:04 Nice one, man.
03:05 What's she doing here? I don't even like her.
03:07 What did they say?
03:09 What are you guys doing? You're making a video.
03:12 Can we be in it? Is it good?
03:14 You should let us be in it, actually,
03:16 because to have two girls in it, that's actually equal rights.
03:19 And also, if you let us be in it, we can sing in it.
03:22 Ooh, that'd be lit.
03:23 # That is a fair truth
03:26 # Also, what? Maybe.
03:27 # What would they do? Like a song, something about Michael and Eagle?
03:30 # I don't know, like...
03:32 # Like something...
03:34 # Hey, fellas, looking good
03:36 # Hey, ladies, looking good
03:39 # Do you need a fly? I can give you a fly
03:41 # If you count them Michael and Eagle
03:44 # Michael and Eagle is an eagle shop
03:47 # And the eagle's got Michael and his fly
03:50 # You're the best fly you've ever seen
03:52 # There's champagne on ice
03:54 # There's cigarettes on ice
03:56 # There's dancing on ice
03:57 # There's the way it's the ice
03:59 # And guess what the secret is
04:01 # The eagle's favourite drink is champagne. #
04:04 That is humbling.
04:07 That is humbling.
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