Season 14 | show | 2023| S14 | Official Trailer | dHNzX0FVQ0tHbGkyWGxB
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00:00 What I love about New York is you can be anyone.
00:02 We are loud, proud, and larger than life.
00:08 We're all fabulous women, and we don't take no for an answer.
00:14 I mean, we're assholes. I'm kidding.
00:16 We're actually great. We're really great.
00:17 This season on "The Real Housewives of New York City"...
00:21 [ Laughs ]
00:22 I feel good.
00:24 Oh, my God.
00:25 Oh, [bleep]
00:26 Did I break her vintage shirt?
00:28 Hello. What are you serving, Uva?
00:30 Chocolate dolly.
00:31 Going to the market, going to the bodega.
00:33 Ooh.
00:34 Hi. I want to look like a lion.
00:36 There's a lot of hair.
00:37 Not down there. Up here.
00:39 And how much is it?
00:40 $1.2 million.
00:42 Oh, my God. The infamous shoe closet.
00:44 I know.
00:45 $62,000?
00:46 Tom Cruise sent his kid here.
00:47 You could be rubbing shoulders with that.
00:49 Okay, two truths and a lie.
00:51 Did I ever tell you that I had sex in the senator's office?
00:54 The kids are in the car, so just FYI.
00:57 - Hi, I'm Brenda. - Hi, I'm the chef here tonight.
00:59 - He's married. - Oh, okay, never mind.
01:01 I'm a little bit like Elizabeth Taylor.
01:03 I just don't actually go through with it.
01:05 How did a popsicle get stuck in your vagina?
01:07 - It didn't get stuck. - Oh.
01:09 [laughter]
01:10 - Did you come out? - Oh, no.
01:12 That was done for me by The New York Post.
01:14 - Oh, my goodness. - Give them more, though.
01:17 Maybe I have a little crush.
01:19 Bottoms up, Jenner.
01:20 - And whizz on! - Whizz on!
01:23 Look at me. Look at me. Very sexy.
01:25 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:27 - Ah! - Jenner can suck my dick.
01:29 - We definitely talk s--t about you.
01:31 - Do you actually believe that I didn't come with you
01:33 because I didn't want to find Coach?
01:34 - I do.
01:35 - Jenner leaving yesterday. - Yeah, I know.
01:36 - Her house is by the ocean, you guys.
01:38 Your house is not.
01:39 - Nothing can be Jenner's fault. It's probably my fault.
01:41 - Maybe I like her a little bit more.
01:44 - Once you're ready to get a divorce, I'm single.
01:47 If you accuse me of flirting with a married man,
01:49 it's gonna really get real.
01:50 Are you f--king kidding me?
01:52 - You guys all suck. - F--k.
01:53 - When's the last time you even had sex?
01:55 - Since I've had the kiss.
01:56 - [screaming]
01:57 - Why are you going to Vietnam?
01:58 - I need some time to myself.
02:00 - Who the f--k are you f--king?
02:01 - It's psi-bipolar, yes.
02:02 - The math is not happening!
02:04 - Guess what? - Get out of my face.
02:06 - I'm not gonna go in there first.
02:07 Take this glass and quit talking to me.
02:09 Don't confuse being a bitch with being honest.
02:12 I'm not gonna be ready to talk to you.
02:13 I don't give a f--k.
02:14 - What do you want from me?
02:15 You're trying to get everyone against me.
02:16 It's a game!
02:17 - F--k you tonight.
02:18 Have a good birthday. F--k you.
02:20 Everybody likes being mad at me.
02:21 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
02:24 - What the f--k?
02:26 - I thought we were dancing and having dinner.
02:27 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
02:28 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
02:29 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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