Aphmau
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Transcript
00:00 Lost, alone, and hungry, this little Minecraft player is looking for food.
00:04 But everything changes when she gets adopted by criminals.
00:08 Now she grows up with a family who loves doing crime and can steal her anything she wants.
00:13 But she's got a lot to learn when it comes to being in a master criminal family.
00:18 Will she become a master at crime or will she end up in the ultimate timeout?
00:24 Let's find out.
00:25 Oh hey, be sure to steal that like and subscribe button.
00:28 It's raining, I don't have a house, I have nothing, no food.
00:34 Oh my gosh, why did I decide to play today?
00:36 Let's see, I gotta find...
00:38 Oh, it's a warehouse.
00:40 Maybe somebody inside can help me?
00:43 Hello?
00:45 Oh, this place looks spooky.
00:49 Really spooky, it's really big.
00:51 Oh, it looks like there's some traps here too.
00:54 Um, maybe if I do this...
00:59 Oh!
01:01 Oh, okay.
01:03 Alright, I just gotta take it up here.
01:06 I don't need any of that, that's not food.
01:08 Oh, is that a...
01:09 What's down here?
01:11 Oh, okay.
01:13 Golden.
01:14 Oh, this place looks really cool.
01:17 Maybe some food here!
01:19 It's just diamonds and...
01:22 Oh, is this food?
01:24 Oh...
01:26 Is this food?
01:28 What is this?
01:30 This is so pretty.
01:32 Maybe I can...
01:34 Huh? What the?
01:36 What is that sound?
01:38 I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out of here.
01:40 Oh no, huh?
01:42 Where are they? Oh no, there's guards!
01:44 I gotta get out of here.
01:46 Ah, ah, ah, ah!
01:48 They're coming after me!
01:50 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I gotta get out of here!
01:52 Ah, ah, ah, ah! Oh no!
01:54 Oh no, oh no, this is bad, this is really bad!
01:56 Oh, ah, no!
01:58 They have swords and they have...
02:00 Donuts?
02:02 Um, that's cool, but please let me go!
02:04 I don't wanna...
02:06 What the? What's happening?
02:08 Quick, quick, quick! Open the door!
02:10 Open the door!
02:12 Get him! Chase him!
02:14 Get him!
02:16 Not so smart now, are ya?
02:18 Okay, uh, uh, uh...
02:20 Mac, Mac, Mac, you get the door!
02:22 Uh, um, uh, there's...
02:24 You know, you know, alright, we're taking the kid.
02:26 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
02:28 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
02:30 Let's go, let's go, let's go!
02:32 Yeah!
02:34 The coppers take the kid!
02:36 Ah, I'm so scared!
02:38 Okay, so we made it away safe,
02:40 but Ian, why did you have to take the kid?
02:42 I mean, come on!
02:44 Why did we save the kid?
02:46 We didn't rob her, of course!
02:48 No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:50 We do not rob kids, remember?
02:52 Thieves on our coat says we can't do that!
02:54 God, geez!
02:56 They're the only smart one around here!
02:58 We can only steal candy from babies.
03:00 Ian!
03:02 You got any candy?
03:04 No! No!
03:06 What did I tell you? No!
03:08 Never mind the kid.
03:10 Let's begin the real heist on that warehouse
03:12 since the guards are gone now!
03:14 My tummy's rumbling!
03:16 We can't just leave her!
03:18 Look, she's hungry!
03:20 Yeah, she's our responsibility now.
03:22 Let me see.
03:24 Oh, okay, put that down.
03:26 Let me see what's inside.
03:28 We gotta go back to where the diamonds are
03:30 and then we can--
03:32 Wait, wait, wait.
03:34 It's those diamonds!
03:36 Those rare crystal diamonds!
03:38 Those are the ones that we were gonna rob!
03:40 Hang on, little one.
03:42 Did you steal those all by yourself?
03:44 Uh...
03:46 Man, you're really good at that!
03:48 I did!
03:50 You did? That's amazing!
03:52 So then she's the one who set off the alarm!
03:54 No, Ian, you set off the alarm trying to get in!
03:56 Maybe if I just--
03:58 Ah!
04:00 No, no, no!
04:02 She seems really hungry.
04:04 Can we get you any food?
04:06 No, we are criminals!
04:08 We do not do good things like cooking food for hungry children!
04:10 Please?
04:12 Aw, that's a guilty look, Penny.
04:14 Yep, I feel the guilt.
04:16 I want food, please!
04:18 Oh my god!
04:20 Well, Ian, she did manage to steal
04:22 the crystal diamonds
04:24 before us.
04:26 What if we adopted her
04:28 and raised her to be the best criminal ever?
04:30 Wait a minute!
04:32 I just came up with a brilliant idea.
04:34 I'm glad I thought about it!
04:36 We are going to adopt her and raise her to be the best criminal ever!
04:38 But, you know--
04:40 Oh, actually, think about it this way.
04:42 We're not adopting her,
04:44 we're stealing her.
04:46 Like robber criminals!
04:48 If you're okay with that, of course.
04:50 Uh, okay.
04:52 Cool!
04:54 Don't worry, we'll take care of little one.
04:56 Let's get the van ready!
04:58 Ian's just done, but we will get you some food.
05:00 Yay!
05:02 Where are we going?
05:04 No one saw us? No, did you check our backs?
05:06 Uh, yeah, your back is
05:08 striped like usual.
05:10 No, I'm trying to make sure
05:12 no one followed us!
05:14 Of course not! No one saw us coming.
05:16 Okay, perfect.
05:18 Alright, little one,
05:20 let's see what you're made of.
05:22 Everyone, get in! Get in while no one's looking!
05:24 Get in!
05:26 Wow, this is her secret base!
05:28 Go on, go on!
05:30 Alright, and to make sure that
05:32 you're good enough to be a professional
05:34 criminal like us,
05:36 you gotta get through all of the
05:38 traps and stuff we have set up.
05:40 So, uh,
05:42 and...
05:44 [struggling]
05:46 [thud]
05:48 Now, don't be upset if you
05:50 don't get it the first time. You know, you're not
05:52 a professional criminal like us.
05:54 And then she, uh,
05:56 she did it in one try.
05:58 I told you this was too easy!
06:00 Oh, come on! She's just really skilled!
06:02 Alright, so now you have to make sure
06:04 not to touch the lasers. Even though I
06:06 just touched it, it hurts a little bit. If you do
06:08 touch it, it hurts. Just--
06:10 Ooh!
06:12 That is why
06:14 you're not supposed to touch them. Okay, so
06:16 just a little--
06:18 And then you go on that.
06:20 You can do it, little one!
06:22 And--
06:24 And up, and--
06:26 Ian, we do this every day. How do you get caught by the lasers all the time?
06:28 I'm tired!
06:30 Up!
06:32 Yay!
06:34 I made it!
06:36 As much as I--
06:38 Okay, we all made it.
06:40 Now! We made it to the
06:42 base suite!
06:44 Okay!
06:46 She literally broke it.
06:48 I need to have a rest.
06:50 But, uh, hey, guys,
06:52 so where are we gonna
06:54 put the little one? We kinda can't let her
06:56 just sleep out in the open with us.
06:58 I have something just for this very
07:00 occasion! Huh? You do?
07:02 The occasion of finding a random baby?
07:04 Of course, you know, these things
07:06 happen every once in a while.
07:08 It's fine. You do? That's why she's
07:10 the smart one. Follow me!
07:12 There's this little secret area that the
07:14 boys don't know about!
07:16 What?
07:18 We don't know about this!
07:20 It's my tail's end zone! God!
07:22 I thought that was just a fake door to throw off the cops.
07:24 What did you do to my supply closet?
07:26 She needs it more than you!
07:28 And she needs, uh, new clothes.
07:30 Those are definitely gonna get her caught.
07:32 You know what, you stole my closet!
07:34 What? New clothes?
07:36 Good job, you're a thief.
07:38 She has one outfit, Ian! Jeez!
07:40 Uh, what did I put up?
07:42 Oh! What the?
07:44 Just like that, I'm perfect!
07:46 She looks like the perfect criminal now!
07:48 Oh! I'm so cute!
07:50 Ah!
07:52 Fine.
07:54 She's tired. Alright, let's leave her be!
07:56 Welcome to the criminal life, kid!
07:58 Be bad, do crimes!
08:00 Nighty-night.
08:02 Oh, wait a minute.
08:04 Oh, it's so- They left a light light!
08:06 Oh, baby! Okay.
08:08 Oh, I'm still hungry!
08:10 My tummy's rumbling!
08:12 Okay, uh, maybe I can go get a snack.
08:14 They didn't really feed me while they were sleeping.
08:16 Hmm.
08:18 What's up there?
08:20 Hold on, carrots.
08:22 Okay, take my cookie.
08:24 Oh! A kitchen!
08:26 Yay!
08:28 What's...
08:30 Ah!
08:32 Oh no!
08:34 No!
08:36 Huh? What?
08:38 What's happening?
08:40 Hiya, what is going on?
08:42 Oh, is that a racket?
08:44 Did you leave the TV on in your house again?
08:46 No, not this time.
08:48 Huh?
08:50 What is going on?
08:52 That was an evil-
08:54 That was an evil rich man!
08:56 And he looked at me!
08:58 And he drank coffee!
09:00 He was evil and rich!
09:02 Where is he now?
09:04 There! He's right there!
09:06 Where?
09:08 I don't see anything.
09:10 Which means he's invisible!
09:12 Ah!
09:14 Ah!
09:16 Ah!
09:18 Ah!
09:20 What's going on?
09:22 Wait, I think I know what's going on here.
09:24 You guys...
09:26 You were just having a little nightmare, right?
09:28 There's only one way to solve this.
09:30 What's that?
09:32 I think we can teach the little baby
09:34 how to be the best criminal ever!
09:36 That's the only way to beat the evil rich man.
09:38 To be the best criminal ever!
09:40 Yay!
09:42 Yeah, that and just not have nightmares anymore.
09:44 So when he attacks you again,
09:46 you can steal his money!
09:48 Yeah!
09:50 (Making noises)
09:52 (Making noises)
09:54 (Making noises)
09:56 Yay!
09:58 Lesson number one!
10:00 Yeah, that's a good start.
10:02 (Making noises)
10:04 Alright, little one.
10:06 Time to get some toys for training.
10:08 Now, don't look, unless you're looking to break in.
10:10 And... ta-da!
10:12 Every vehicle you could ever need
10:14 for any heist.
10:16 Exactly, that's why Noi is our wheel man.
10:18 Wheel man!
10:20 Yeah!
10:22 9000 hours of Mario Kart.
10:24 Come on in!
10:26 Except that thing up there.
10:28 All you do is
10:30 you hop on in and you just drive it off.
10:32 Drive it off.
10:34 Can I do this one?
10:36 It looks small for me.
10:38 Yeah, this one's small. You'll be able to control it.
10:40 Okay, I got this.
10:42 Nice and slow.
10:44 Nice and slow.
10:46 Okay, that's that.
10:48 She got the horn.
10:50 Always remember, traffic laws are optional.
10:52 I'm just gonna maybe back it up.
10:54 Doing okay.
10:56 You know, she's not really good at this toy.
10:58 (Screaming)
11:00 (Screaming)
11:02 Noi!
11:04 Hold on, hold on.
11:06 I think she's come back up.
11:08 Okay.
11:10 (Laughing)
11:12 That's why we said slow.
11:14 Come on, you can't drive any better.
11:16 I can totally drive better, Noi.
11:18 See, watch, watch.
11:20 Hang on.
11:22 Just gotta do this.
11:24 Gotta back it up real good.
11:26 Like this.
11:28 And then, just gotta do this.
11:30 And... (Screaming)
11:32 Alright, it's time for your next bit of training.
11:34 And this will really put you to the test
11:36 to see if you're ready for the big heist.
11:38 Okay.
11:40 Now, I have set up an elaborate
11:42 defense system in my base.
11:44 So, what you need to do,
11:46 you need to go in here.
11:48 You need to get past all my traps.
11:50 You need to make it to the cookie jar in the vault of my house
11:52 without triggering any traps.
11:54 (Laughing)
11:56 Okay.
11:58 I think I can do it.
12:00 Can you get through those?
12:02 Obviously.
12:04 I mean, I set it up, didn't I?
12:06 I only took a few scrapes and burns.
12:08 You know, it's fine. It's fine.
12:10 Okay, but the true test is to know
12:12 what's the most valuable thing
12:14 in his vault, right?
12:16 So you can only come back with one item
12:18 that you think is the most important.
12:20 Okay, I got this.
12:22 I got this.
12:24 We believe in you!
12:26 Careful now.
12:28 (Screaming)
12:30 She did pretty good there.
12:32 Guys, let's watch through the windows.
12:34 I'd be more criminal if you had to go in the back door.
12:36 Well, that's why this is a test.
12:38 Fall down, go up,
12:40 and then jump!
12:42 She made it almost to the vault.
12:44 Nice.
12:46 Okay, alright.
12:48 Let's see. Whoa!
12:50 Look at all this stuff! He's got a lot of things.
12:52 Let's see what's...
12:54 Cookie! Yes!
12:56 Give me that cookie.
12:58 Wait a minute.
13:00 What's the most valuable thing in here?
13:02 Right, got it.
13:04 Perfect. Okay, alright.
13:06 Let me get out of here.
13:08 Huh? Whoa!
13:10 Cool! I did it!
13:12 Wait, where is she?
13:14 I think she got it!
13:16 She got it! You got the diamond!
13:18 Woo! I got the diamond!
13:20 You know, I would have accepted
13:22 you bringing a gold block too, but you know what?
13:24 This is mine. No!
13:26 The test was to see if she values diamond
13:28 over gold, which you do. You passed!
13:30 Good job! Good job!
13:32 We all know gold is worthless!
13:34 And over cookies because she didn't take any cookies, did she?
13:36 Wait, huh?
13:38 Wait!
13:40 I'm the real criminal now!
13:42 It's just the cookies!
13:44 I'm excited!
13:46 Big heist! Big heist!
13:48 Yeah! You're finally ready!
13:50 Just a sec.
13:52 Let me park.
13:54 Yeah, park this thing.
13:56 Yeah, good enough.
13:58 Okay.
14:00 And... hut!
14:02 Oh, good job. Good job hiding the getaway vehicle.
14:04 This is the man that we're
14:06 gonna steal from. The biggest,
14:08 rich, evil man in the
14:10 world! You know, until we rob him.
14:12 Isn't it weird
14:14 there's no guards here? It's kinda quiet.
14:16 Uh, bank holiday maybe?
14:18 Either way, we gotta be careful
14:20 breaking in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:22 Anyway, let's see if I can
14:24 pick the lock. Am I the only one who cares
14:26 about safety? It was... it was...
14:28 unlocked.
14:30 Okay.
14:32 The most dangerous part is the front door. We made it
14:34 through. Hello? Anybody
14:36 home? Is that what you do, Ian?
14:38 God! I'm just double-checking.
14:40 Better safe than sorry.
14:42 Alright, let's go. Come on!
14:44 We're gonna steal stuff.
14:46 Uh-huh. Oh, see, I like
14:48 you. You know what you wanna do.
14:50 Careful, careful!
14:52 The traps.
14:54 Step on the computer.
14:56 Careful! It's fine!
14:58 Little bit. Little bit. It's fine.
15:00 Landed on that one. It's fine!
15:02 No, no alarms.
15:04 No alarms. What kind of evil
15:06 weirdo has a freaking obstacle
15:08 course like this? The evil
15:10 kind! Gotta be really careful with
15:12 this. Alright, and...
15:14 Done!
15:16 Wow! Look at all the stuff!
15:18 Ian's expensive flap.
15:20 What is this? A password?
15:22 Whoa!
15:24 Look at this!
15:28 So cool! I'm gonna take this.
15:30 I'm gonna take this, this, this, this.
15:32 Maybe this. Cool!
15:34 Wow!
15:36 Be careful!
15:38 Ian! God!
15:42 Quick, everyone! Back downstairs!
15:46 We made it! We made it!
15:50 Well...
15:52 Look at what we have
15:54 here! Just a
15:56 couple of criminals trying to
15:58 steal from me. We're just
16:00 passing through, you know, admiring the architecture.
16:02 Yeah!
16:04 You all are wrong if you think you're going to
16:06 steal from me.
16:08 We weren't stealing!
16:10 We weren't stealing.
16:12 Oh no!
16:14 Wait, mister! Um, if you
16:16 let us go,
16:18 it would be so nice,
16:20 because this is my family.
16:22 And they're very cute.
16:24 Oh, you're so cute!
16:26 Look at those eyes. I bet
16:28 you've never done anything wrong in your life.
16:30 No, I haven't.
16:32 Oh, little one.
16:34 Ha ha!
16:36 You fell for it! She tricked
16:38 you with her adorable face. Twas but a ruse!
16:40 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:42 Ian!
16:44 Well, in that case... Oh, alright, we're not
16:46 safe. This ought to serve you right.
16:48 Huh? Ah, he did that.
16:50 What?
16:52 Ah!
16:54 Huh?
16:56 No! Jada!
16:58 This is where criminals go!
17:00 You thought you could steal from me?
17:02 Well, no. This is what you all get.
17:04 It serves you right, and you deserve the punishment.
17:06 But, but, but! You're not getting out without
17:08 my special golden key, which you'll never
17:10 find!
17:12 Oh, that's a really good... Wait, we're not getting that, are we?
17:14 Can we have it? No.
17:16 Now enjoy! No, no, let us out!
17:18 No, no!
17:20 Oh, no. Oh, no.
17:22 What do we do? Oh, no!
17:24 Well, if my criminal eyes
17:26 are any good, well, let's
17:28 see, what have we got to work with? We got walls,
17:30 we got a gate, we got
17:32 an air vent, we got
17:34 more walls, and... Wait, wait. Go back to what
17:36 you just said. Wait, huh? What did you just say?
17:38 Walls. No, no, before that.
17:40 Air vent. Yeah, yeah, air vent, air vent!
17:42 Air vent!
17:44 Oh, if only one of us was
17:46 small enough to get in there.
17:48 Yeah, but we're all just fully grown adults.
17:50 I don't know if we can...
17:52 Wait a minute. Oh.
17:54 Oh, I can
17:56 do it. And look, I got this, I got this.
17:58 See, see? Ready to be a good little
18:00 criminal, kiddo? Yes, I can do it.
18:02 Open the vent. How do I open the vent?
18:04 Hang on, and...
18:06 There we go. Here we go.
18:08 Perfect. Good thing there's a lot of... Whoa!
18:10 I gotta get in through here.
18:12 Okay.
18:14 I can't get through.
18:16 This one, this one is an opening.
18:18 Let me see if I can get through here.
18:20 Perfect! Okay.
18:22 Alright, let's see. I gotta go back in.
18:24 Gotta get... Oh, I gotta get the key
18:26 there. Okay, I know how to get there. I'm not gonna go
18:28 through the traps. I'm gonna use my new tool that I
18:30 got to do something like this.
18:32 Whoa! Whoa, this is high!
18:34 This is really high! Okay, I just gotta
18:36 go down here and... Whoa!
18:38 Oh! Ah! Okay.
18:40 I made it back.
18:42 Let's see. Where's his key?
18:44 Where could his... The key!
18:46 Perfect. He's all key activator.
18:48 Got it. Perfect! Okay.
18:50 Alright, let's go get back down. Let's see.
18:52 Um, I can just get back to my family.
18:54 Oh, ah!
18:56 I must say, I'm impressed, little one.
18:58 You certainly have some talents.
19:00 How about you leave those criminal
19:02 friends of yours and go into business with me?
19:04 My family adopted me when I
19:06 needed them. And even though they're criminals,
19:08 I stay.
19:10 Ah! Ah!
19:12 Take that! My face!
19:14 My rich face! Ah! Yay!
19:16 Alright, I got it. You're making a huge mistake!
19:18 No, Mr. Zane! I don't
19:20 accept your offer! And I will never!
19:22 Because no one turns their back on
19:24 family! Goodbye!
19:26 Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
19:28 Okay, I gotta get my family out with the key activator.
19:30 I just gotta activate this. And what?
19:32 Whoa! Family!
19:34 I got you!
19:36 Ah! And you saved
19:38 me! Ah!
19:40 Thank you so much!
19:42 Do we have to save Ian?
19:44 Yes, we do.
19:46 We don't leave family behind.
19:48 There we go. Let's go!
19:50 Let's go! Breaking free!
19:52 Yay! Yes, I got some treasure!
19:54 Oh, and here, I got this.
19:56 And I got that.
19:58 And then I got this.
20:00 And, oh,
20:02 I'm not sure what this does. Um...
20:04 Ugh, you
20:06 all are making a big mistake!
20:08 There is nothing more important than
20:10 money! Spencer, you're wrong!
20:12 We have family!
20:14 Money is good, but family is better!
20:16 Get him! Yeah!
20:18 Ah!
20:20 Whoa!
20:22 That is awesome!
20:24 Let's do some more!
20:26 Yeah! Woohoo!
20:28 Destroy
20:30 the evil corporation!
20:32 Down with evil corp!
20:34 Down with evil corp!
20:36 Down with evil corp!
20:38 Down with evil corp!
20:40 Yeah! Yay!
20:42 We did it! Okay, okay, uh, guys,
20:44 now, family is cool, family
20:46 is great, but we still kinda
20:48 need money, so let's not blow up the whole thing.
20:50 We can make a new evil corp!
20:52 Yeah! Yeah!
20:54 Let's see what else we can get!
20:56 Maybe the deed to the property? Yeah!
20:58 Oh yeah! Woohoo! Oh,
21:00 I'm stuck in here again.
21:02 I'll get you out, don't worry!
21:04 Wait, wait, that's not the grapple hook!
21:06 That's not the grapple hook! That's not the grapple hook!