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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Daddy!
00:06 - Daddy!
00:07 - Hi, Ned.
00:08 - Hi, Daddy!
00:11 - Ned!
00:16 - Daddy!
00:17 - Oh, Ned.
00:18 - Oh, Ned.
00:19 - What's your day like?
00:20 - Weekend from hell.
00:23 They took me to another silly ass restaurant for hippies.
00:27 People's most absurd one-man play in the world.
00:30 - Silly ass?
00:30 - Dad!
00:31 - Just find a synonym.
00:33 - Everything on the menu was made with curd.
00:39 Curd this, curd that.
00:40 I ordered a hamburger,
00:41 and I had a ten-minute lecture on animal rights
00:43 from my waiter.
00:45 The guy in the play was half naked.
00:46 - What?
00:47 - What?
00:48 - Dad, did you get tickets to the basketball game?
00:52 - No, I couldn't get it this time.
00:53 You know, we have a list for tickets.
00:55 The ticket is real long.
00:57 You know, I'm gonna get a promotion.
00:58 - Dad, the best views on TV are better.
01:02 (speaking in foreign language)
01:04 - Rick's here.
01:05 (speaking in foreign language)
01:08 - Hey, there he is.
01:09 - You become a farmer?
01:14 - No, Joe, I'm an actor dressed as a farmer.
01:18 For an audition.
01:19 - Sorry.
01:20 - Come on, Ned, let's go.
01:22 - Hey, Joe.
01:25 - Hi, Kelly.
01:26 - We had a great weekend.
01:27 Did Kelly tell you about the play?
01:29 - Yeah, the actors were naked.
01:31 - So were the ushers.
01:32 - I don't know.
01:33 - Kelly, beauty and the beast is in town.
01:34 What's the matter?
01:35 - No, we're just trying to expose
01:36 the elite of serious theater.
01:38 - Oh, sweetest relish I've ever had.
01:41 - Thanks, Mom.
01:44 - Thank you, Mom.
01:45 - Move it.
01:46 - Thanks.
01:47 - Oops.
01:48 - I love it when you have loose hair.
01:49 It's so sexy.