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PUNCH Movie Clip - Plot synopsis: Before returning to university, a young woman decides to have one last night out in her seaside hometown. But it's not just friends, family and ex-boyfriends that don't want to see her leave... Local bogeyman Mr Punch is stalking the town tonight, and he knows The Way To Do It. As the carnage escalates, Frankie and her friends must fight to stay alive in this seaside-gothic, end-of-the-pier slasher.

Written & Directed by Andy Edwards
Produced by Andy Edwards & Rebecca J Matthews
Starring: Alina Allison, Kierston Wareing, Jamie Lomas, Faye Campbell, Macaulay Cooper, Sarah Alexandra Marks and Daniel Fathers.
Transcript
00:00 (horse neighing)
00:02 - Did you hear that?
00:03 - Hear what?
00:06 - This sort of weird high-pitched voice.
00:11 - It's just the wind or the sea.
00:16 - It could be Mr. Punch.
00:18 - Cut out.
00:21 - He's Mr. Punch.
00:25 Legend says that he stalks the town at night
00:30 looking for teenagers.
00:33 Girls misbehaving in particular.
00:38 He hits their heads with a big fat club.
00:44 Toxic masculinity in the flesh.
00:48 And on nights like this when the wind howls,
00:55 you can hear him laughing as he murders another teenager
00:59 that was doing something they shouldn't.
01:01 - It's not real.
01:04 Like, he doesn't actually exist, right?
01:07 - Of course he doesn't.
01:09 - Oh yes he does.
01:10 - Daryl.
01:14 If that's you, Dazzler,
01:17 I'll feed your dick to the fucking sand rat.
01:19 - Yeah, Daryl, come on, knock it off.
01:24 - It's not funny.
01:25 - Oh yes it is.
01:27 - Look, Daryl, it's really not fucking funny.
01:31 - Oh.
01:32 I'm gonna go home.
01:33 I don't wanna be out here anymore.
01:35 (laughing)
01:37 - No, same.
01:40 Let's leave Frankie with the least fucking funny dickhead
01:44 in the world.
01:45 - You can't leave me on my own.
01:46 - Oh, you're not alone, Frankie.
01:48 (explosion)
01:51 (dramatic music)
01:53 (dramatic music)