• l’année dernière
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00:00 There are two types of people in India.
00:01 One, who can't speak straight.
00:03 What does copulation mean, sir?
00:05 Like when a bird sits on another bird, it...
00:08 Sir, if I sit on this sandalwood, will copulation happen?
00:12 And the other is the one who can straighten the branches with his straight talk.
00:18 Hey!
00:21 Hey, uncle!
00:22 If you don't know how to fly a kite, then fly a balloon.
00:25 I know how to keep lemons ready.
00:27 Lemon? Does he want to drink chicken juice?
00:30 Listen, send mango wood.
00:31 Don't send sandalwood.
00:32 I heard you sent dead bodies for the wedding.
00:34 Sir, it's the same thing.
00:35 We are like matchsticks and firecrackers.
00:39 If we are together, we'll catch fire.
00:41 - Get a condom. - Condom?
00:43 But what's the fun of getting drenched in rain in raincoat?
00:46 "I'm a special edition bomb, firecracker girl."
00:50 Sister-in-law, why have you tied a cloth on your head?
00:52 Nothing. I have a headache.
00:55 Mom! Mom, get up.
00:58 - Mom, get up. - Mini's mother.
00:59 Sister-in-law.
01:00 This was the second miscarriage.
01:02 She has already been aborted twice.
01:03 Every family has only one story, Sunny.
01:05 We don't want to talk about this.
01:07 Just get me a female one.
01:09 These two are optional.
01:11 So, it's okay if I don't get this.
01:13 I was setting up the showroom stuff since then.
01:17 But the problem is in the godown.
01:19 I have to do that properly.
01:20 What do you mean? What will you do?
01:22 If he is thirsty, then I am the well.
01:28 So, let the thirsty one come to the well.
01:30 But on the condition of the well.
01:33 If the chapter of reproduction and safe sex is compulsory
01:38 in the school's book,
01:39 then why are the questions in the exam optional?
01:41 Why should you make the things that are optional
01:44 compulsory?
01:45 You can ask me any question you have without any fear.
01:53 What is vagina?
01:55 Ma'am, what is the function of the uterus?
01:57 This is not something to be taught to kids.
02:01 If you learn, you will be safe from both mistakes and mistakes.
02:04 This is the need of the day, brother.
02:06 So, I will teach you.
02:08 I like this very much about the young generation.
02:12 They are very courageous.
02:15 You must be very happy today.
02:20 A man who is going to play in 2020.
02:22 He played the test match.
02:24 (CHEERING)
02:26 (THUD)
02:27 (BELL DINGS)
02:28 (MUSIC FADES)
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02:33 [BLANK_AUDIO]