The Flash (Anwar Jibawi) discusses the struggles of being a lame superhero. | dG1fQ1VsZDVrelZXT1U
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00:00 The moment we've all been waiting for.
00:06 He is the greatest, strongest, and most handsome super...
00:13 Can you cut back to the...
00:18 What's up guys?
00:21 Flash here.
00:22 I'm like any other superhero, just a lot faster, smarter, stronger,
00:29 and just cooler all around.
00:33 Do you have any hobbies or free time or...
00:36 Nope.
00:37 Faster! Faster! Come on ladies!
00:40 Come on! Come on!
00:42 Oh, excuse me. You're that superhero. Uh, the fast one. Um...
00:49 The Flash.
00:50 Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, do you know Batman?
00:53 Yeah, I know Batman.
00:54 That's so cool, man. I'm a huge fan. Could you tell him I said hi?
00:58 Batman? Batman doesn't have superpowers.
01:02 Watch this. You see that? I just went to China.
01:05 I just went to France. Bonjour.
01:08 I always run into the law. Every police officer knows who I am.
01:12 Do you know how fast you were going?
01:15 License and registration.
01:17 What? I was walking. I don't own a vehicle.
01:21 That's a ticket. Name, please?
01:23 The Flash.
01:24 The Flash? What is that?
01:26 I'm a superhero.
01:27 The Flash!
01:29 Do you have a girlfriend?
01:33 No, I have an ex.
01:35 Oh, how long were you together?
01:37 Four to five seconds.
01:38 Why'd you guys break up?
01:40 She said something about I'm taking things too fast.
01:43 Um, excuse me. Do you mind telling me the time?
01:55 I know we just met, but will you marry me?
01:59 I just asked you for the time, freak.
02:02 Slut!
02:06 I don't know if you guys knew this, but I'm the funniest superhero.
02:09 I'm not gonna lie, I do stand up on weekends.
02:12 How's it going, guys? Thank you for having me here.
02:15 And don't worry, I'll make this quick.
02:17 Get it?
02:21 When I go on stage, I have this bit where, um...
02:24 It's hard to explain, like you have to be there in person.
02:26 Don't you guys hate it when you have like ten seconds to get to work?
02:29 You woke up late, but you still get there on time?
02:33 That joke always kills.
02:37 Anyway, so I ran into Batman the other day.
02:41 He was with Wonder Woman.
02:48 [audience cheers]
02:50 Superman.
02:56 Flash.
03:05 You suck!
03:09 [outro music]
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03:13 [outro music]
03:15 (upbeat music)