Cockatoos party hard trashing room at Hamilton Island resort

  • last year
Brazen cockatoos have run riot trashing a hotel room at Hamilton Island after unsuspecting tourists misjudged how naughty the birds can be.
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00:00 They told us, "Don't leave your doors open,
00:03 "or the birds are gonna come in."
00:04 (beep)
00:05 I've ever been in here, and guess what we did?
00:08 We left the (beep) doors open,
00:12 and our beds and everything we own is (beep)
00:17 and they also thought,
00:19 "Hey, I'm gonna take your bikini bottoms."
00:23 I don't (beep) know where they are.
00:25 They took my beach ball.
00:27 I dish, oh my God, dish.
00:29 Where is my bikini bottoms, guys?
00:31 I'm gonna find them somewhere in Hamilton Island.
00:34 Is this a joke?
00:35 I think this is some sick joke, right?
00:36 Well, it's now been three hours since we discovered that,
00:39 and we've only just finished all our washing,
00:42 and then there's gonna be the fee,
00:43 because basically here, they have a mini bar in your room,
00:46 and you get charged on your card that's associated with it,
00:50 and they took the party mix, the Pringles, all that (beep),
00:53 so we're gonna get charged with that,
00:55 so thank you guys so much, cockatoos.
00:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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