Good and evil are about to get all tangled up together.
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00:00 Hi, my favorite little merry band of misfits.
00:03 It's me, Harley Quinn, and you can stop salivating
00:05 'cause season four is here.
00:07 So strap in for more sex, more drama,
00:10 more bane, bean, bane, and more Harl-ivy.
00:14 Like a lot more, because you weirdos
00:16 are kind of obsessed with us.
00:17 Anyways, love ya, bye.
00:19 - Hey babe, you forgot your lunch.
00:21 - Mama's LOD with your lunch.
00:23 (punching)
00:26 - God, we're cute.
00:27 - So damn cute.
00:28 - Good luck with your first date.
00:29 - Mwah. - Mwah.
00:30 (explosion)
00:31 - It's a bird, it's a plane,
00:33 it's mother fucking Harley Quinn.
00:36 (explosion)
00:38 - Jeez, sorry for trying to get a vibe going.
00:42 - I'm poison.
00:43 - There's my new CEO.
00:44 Girl power and all that stuff.
00:47 - Flex, higher to skirt.
00:48 - Lean in, disrupt, and things of that nature.
00:52 I'm heading to the moon.
00:53 - Hope the rocket isn't shaped like a giant penis.
00:55 - Shit.
00:57 - Hope the clouds don't have a gag reflex.
00:59 (upbeat music)
01:01 ♪ I'm crazy ♪
01:02 - You're a good guy now.
01:04 - Okay, so we kicking his ass?
01:05 - We're heroes.
01:06 We update records and stay fit.
01:08 - So boring.
01:10 (horn honking)
01:11 Yes, a crime.
01:12 To solve.
01:15 - No one gets in the way of me owning the game.
01:18 - Hey babe, I'm working right now.
01:20 - Yeah, Harley.
01:21 - If we're gonna make our new jobs work,
01:23 we need to establish some boundaries.
01:24 - What are you wearing?
01:26 - Are you into maps and QR codes?
01:27 - Yes.
01:28 Call me when you're in the bathtub.
01:29 I wanna hear more about this fucking lanyard.
01:31 - Harley.
01:31 - Jesus.
01:33 - It's just too hard to integrate my new job
01:34 into my old life.
01:36 We won't do party like we used to.
01:38 (grunting)
01:39 Jugs out.
01:39 Rugs out.
01:41 Steal a car just to crash it into an even nicer car.
01:43 (grunting)
01:45 - Oh, you got that egg still.
01:47 (screaming)
01:50 No killing.
01:51 - That's on you guys for not telling me.
01:53 (upbeat music)
01:56 - Oh, for dick's sake.
01:58 - My bad.
01:59 (upbeat music)
02:01 - What's that sound?
02:02 - I'm pumping my calves.
02:03 Women don't understand the pressures put on men's bodies.
02:05 (gagging)
02:07 - So sticky.
02:08 - Fucking gross.
02:09 (upbeat music)
02:13 (whooshing)
02:15 (whooshing)
02:17 (whooshing)
02:20 [BLANK_AUDIO]