Go West Trailer - official movie trailer HD
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00:00 [BELL RINGING]
00:01 To your wagons!
00:02 [CLAPPING]
00:03 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:04 Want me to trade a covered wagon for a handkerchief?
00:06 It'll reduce your carbon footprint.
00:08 I didn't even consider that.
00:10 From the original cast of Studio C.
00:12 Why does he have band-aids on his nipples?
00:14 He's a runner.
00:15 Who knows why any of those sickos do what they do?
00:17 That's why we do.
00:19 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:20 I'm suffocating.
00:21 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:23 [COUGHING]
00:25 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:26 What do you want?
00:27 I want my half-sister.
00:29 I want my half-sister, you thieving enchantress.
00:32 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:33 Oh, I'm stuck.
00:35 I'm quite stuck.
00:36 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:37 Who's the luckiest girl in the world?
00:39 It's me.
00:40 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:41 I believe oxen are much more depressed than I realize.
00:43 [THUD]
00:44 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:45 Well, howdy-do.
00:46 [CHUCKLING]
00:49 [THUD]
00:50 Narrated by Sean Astin.
00:52 Shall we be off then?
00:53 Westward hail, my comrades.
00:56 Oregon Trail, here I come.
00:57 [SWORD SWISHING]
00:59 I got a dysentery down in my bowels.
01:03 Where?
01:04 Down in my bowels today.
01:06 And if that chamber pot don't like it,
01:08 it can sit on a--
01:09 Ouch.
01:10 --sit on a tack today.
01:13 [BLANK_AUDIO]