Things are about to get real in this unforgettable night of comedy. Comedian Kevin Hart is as funny as ever as he proces | dG1fWlJGR3p5R2ZsV3c
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 (audience cheering)
00:08 - Y'all see this fucking bat in my hand?
00:11 Bring your ass up to the stage,
00:12 I'm gonna knock your fucking head off, I swear to God.
00:14 - Back the fuck up right now, get back.
00:16 Everybody get the fuck back.
00:17 (dramatic music)
00:20 Some of the shit I say tonight is gonna be mean.
00:23 Let it happen, have a good time.
00:25 (audience cheering)
00:28 - The BBL, what the fuck?
00:31 These bitches look like ants.
00:33 That's right, I said it.
00:34 (audience laughing)
00:35 My dad calls my aunt wings.
00:37 She got that stuff under her arm,
00:39 you know that stuff that women can't get rid of,
00:40 that little piece, it was making a bunch of noise.
00:42 Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
00:44 Tap me, say, "Kim, look, she about to take off."
00:46 Fly, wings, fly.
00:49 (dramatic music)
00:50 What the fuck, bitch?
00:52 Shit, shit, shit, this is real shit.
00:53 (audience laughing)
00:55 Unattractive people are very needy,
00:56 always want something.
00:57 Excuse me, excuse me.
00:59 You know where I can, no, I don't, no.
01:02 I treat 'em like fucking cats.
01:03 Get your ass out of here.
01:04 Get out of here, you better get.
01:06 (dramatic music)
01:07 (man screaming)
01:09 See, what the fuck happened in Jack Goddam?
01:11 Right for what it is, you ever know what.
01:13 (man screaming)
01:15 I've been five, five, my whole life.
01:19 Five, four, five, two and a half, my whole fucking life.
01:23 (audience laughing)
01:25 (upbeat music)
01:27 LeBron James, real good friend of mine.
01:32 Well, he was.
01:34 He hasn't heard this joke yet.
01:35 We'll see what happens.
01:36 (audience laughing)
01:40 ♪ Yo ♪
01:42 ♪ Yo ♪
01:47 ♪ Yo ♪
01:52 ♪ Yo ♪
01:57 [BLANK_AUDIO]