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00:00 Hello friends! My name is RJ Akhankha.
00:03 And today we'll have a best show at Radio Chashi FM.
00:07 First of all, weather update.
00:08 Today's weather is not only from my Bangla.
00:11 Today's topic is young love.
00:21 So, first of all, Rani's question from Chua Danga.
00:27 Ask Apu how much money will it cost?
00:30 First of all, Rani, I hope Meti is not your Apu.
00:34 This is not Game of Thrones.
00:36 So, please don't play with Apu.
00:38 Secondly, nowadays, you don't need to pay any money to go on a date.
00:41 Just 3-4 thousand rupees.
00:42 3-4 thousand rupees?
00:44 Uncle sir, won't you teach me today?
00:52 Yes, I will. You go, I'll come. No problem.
00:56 Did you give my perfume?
00:58 You go, I'll come.
01:01 I have a lot of news for you. I'll tell you later.
01:03 Okay?
01:04 Is this unisex?
01:07 Yes, for girls.
01:08 Don't you have anything else?
01:11 Raju, why aren't you studying?
01:13 Mom, I'm in the bathroom with uncle sir.
01:17 What are you doing in the bathroom?
01:19 Secret. I can't tell you.
01:23 (Music)
01:25 I don't like this channel sir.
01:32 No name-sweeping, just snoring and dancing with my son.
01:37 Sir, your dance.
01:39 Did you see? Did you see my son?
01:42 He's so excited.
01:43 The result got worse after you came.
01:45 He forgot where he was.
01:47 Aunty, he's so slow and so creative.
01:50 Creative? He's creative?
01:52 Forget about uncle. He fails even if he writes a play.
01:55 Every play has the same ending.
01:57 Come, read it. Read it to sir.
02:00 Then I opened my eyes and saw that my mom was crying.
02:06 Actually, it was all a dream. The end.
02:10 Sir said that if I don't remember anything, he'll give me this finishing.
02:14 Aunty, I'm very sincere.
02:17 You'll see, everything will be fine from next month.
02:20 All the results will be fine.
02:21 So, this month is over?
02:23 What do you mean by this month is over?
02:25 -What do you mean? -This month is over.
02:27 I want beton.
02:30 Are you crazy? Beton?
02:32 I'll give you beton.
02:34 You're lucky that I didn't give you to the police.
02:37 Hey, are you on drugs?
02:39 No.
02:41 -Do you take pills? -No.
02:43 Then, do you take the pills that are available in Yamaha?
02:49 Aunty, if I had money to buy pills, I wouldn't have done anything in private.
02:53 This month is over. I don't have any money.
02:56 My mom took so much money from me.
02:58 She gave me electricity, internet.
03:00 Then she took something from me.
03:02 -I have a date today. What should I do? -Get out!
03:05 Get out of my ugly face!
03:16 What's up, Prashna from Guy Vanda?
03:18 Who will pay for my date? Boy or girl?
03:20 Come on, guys.
03:21 Today is 2018. Anyone can pay.
03:23 -But, if it's the first date, it's uncle. -Okay.
03:25 -Hi. -How are you?
03:27 Hi.
03:28 I'm fine.
03:31 Are we going to stay here?
03:35 Yes.
03:36 Let's go to the park. We'll sit somewhere.
03:39 -What do you say? -Yes.
03:41 Park as in...
03:44 Golna, slides, playground, that park?
03:47 Where do you want to go? Do you want to eat something?
03:51 Yes, sure. I'm...
03:53 No, no. Wait. Wait.
03:55 Let it go. I'm here. No problem.
03:57 -Are you sure? -Yes, yes. Chill. Just chill.
04:01 -Sure? -Yes, yes. No problem.
04:03 Okay.
04:05 Rickshaw.
04:08 (RICKSHOW)
04:12 Okay. 700 rupees. No problem.
04:20 I came by rickshaw. It cost me 30 rupees.
04:22 That's 680 rupees.
04:23 Sorry, 670 rupees.
04:25 I'm a student.
04:27 I'm a bit of a fool.
04:29 I could have spent some money.
04:31 Okay. This is nothing.
04:33 All a dream. Open your eyes.
04:36 You'll see. You'll never leave your house.
04:38 Open your eyes.
04:40 Oh, sorry. You see.
04:46 No, you see.
04:47 I saw. You see.
04:49 What will I buy? Is it cheap?
04:54 Not a sandwich. How much for two burgers?
04:59 250 rupees.
05:01 Around 500 rupees.
05:02 It's okay. I can't afford it.
05:04 No problem.
05:07 Shit. He noticed.
05:08 I think I'll get drinks.
05:17 No problem. Manageable.
05:19 The rest is 200 rupees.
05:21 I think I'm seeing a ghost.
05:36 Sorry.
05:37 Sorry. My leg...
05:39 It's okay.
05:40 No. I can't order anything.
05:44 Nothing. I'll just talk.
05:47 I'll have enough time to talk.
05:49 I'll talk so much that I won't have to order anything.
05:52 The scene in the play...
05:54 ...with a copyright free music playing...
05:56 ...and a nice lens flare.
06:01 A little hand movement. Perfect.
06:03 Okay.
06:06 I'll talk.
06:07 Ready? I'll start.
06:09 I'll talk.
06:10 Start.
06:16 Start.
06:18 There's a lot of jam on the road.
06:22 What? - No.
06:26 How did you come?
06:28 We came together.
06:30 What kind of question is this?
06:33 Restart. Restart.
06:36 Okay. Okay.
06:37 I can't take it anymore.
06:38 Rapid fire round.
06:39 Is this a phone case or a natural one?
06:42 It's a phone.
06:43 I'll check the design on your back.
06:45 It's a little tight.
06:47 What's your favourite colour?
06:48 You think I'm a knock-up?
06:50 Let me check your heart.
06:52 Ask normal questions, idiot.
06:53 Smart questions. Smart.
06:54 I'll ask.
06:56 I'll ask. Okay.
06:58 What's your future plan?
07:00 What's your future plan? Man, I can't do anything.
07:04 Excuse me. Are you ready to order?
07:06 Yes, sure. Can I have something?
07:08 You can wait.
07:10 15. Sabri Church?
07:12 This is also 15.
07:14 You mean, Rotolo Tish?
07:16 Yes. 15x15.
07:18 What's the actual number? 15x15.
07:20 15x2. 15x3. 15x4.
07:22 15x15. 15x2.
07:25 I heard a Korean song. A classic.
07:31 (Humming)
07:33 (Speaking in Korean)
07:35 (Clears throat)
07:37 Have you seen any offers?
07:43 No.
07:45 The online offers?
07:46 No.
07:47 - No set menu? - No.
07:50 The 99-rupee rice bowl?
07:56 No.
07:59 No.
08:00 - How much is this? - What?
08:07 How many people can eat this?
08:11 - I'll order one. - Okay.
08:13 Why do you order like a girl?
08:15 I'm shy. I'm not good with food.
08:17 No, no.
08:20 I've eaten a lot at the student's place.
08:23 Singara.
08:24 Coke.
08:25 Paratha.
08:27 I'll have a glass of water.
08:29 Can you get me a glass of water?
08:31 Small or big?
08:32 Small.
08:33 - Ma'am? - Please.
08:35 Order something cheap.
08:37 - Not a 150-rupee Oreo shake. - Okay.
08:40 - Can I get some lime with mint? - Yes.
08:42 - Okay? - Yes.
08:43 Then something lime.
08:45 Strawberry.
08:46 Strawberry, lemon, lime.
08:47 Not too much ice.
08:49 Not too sweet.
08:50 Lemon, mint, lime, strawberry, mojito with less sugar and less ice.
08:59 Large.
09:00 Okay, thanks.
09:01 - Can I get a shafi'i topping? - Yes.
09:03 Okay, so I want green grapes.
09:05 No, wait.
09:06 - Can I get some umbrellas? - Yes, ma'am.
09:08 - I'll have an umbrella. - Yes, ma'am.
09:10 Okay?
09:12 - Umbrella, grapes... - Yes.
09:14 Ma'am, your salt, ice, mint, chiller, large.
09:18 - Sir, your water. - What kind of water is this?
09:21 Sir, we don't keep local water except imported.
09:25 Imported?
09:27 Yes, sir. Himalayan water.
09:29 - Himalayan water? - Yes, sir. Water from the waterfall.
09:31 Himalayan water or waterfall?
09:33 Yes, sir. Himalayan water, waterfall, cold water.
09:36 Oh, God!
09:42 (Siren wailing)
09:44 (Siren wailing)
09:46 (Knocking)
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