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00:03 - You're the filmmaker from the Philippines, right?
00:05 Well, I'm working on a special project
00:07 and I'd like you to be a part of it.
00:09 - Hi. I saw you're out online looking for a roommate, right?
00:14 - It's 2 in the morning. I have to go to sleep.
00:16 - Please, I just need a temporary place to stay
00:19 while I'm doing this project in Hollywood.
00:20 - $7.50 for two weeks.
00:22 - The thing is, I only have $400.
00:24 - $6.50. It's a final offer.
00:26 - I told you, I only have $400.
00:28 - Take it or leave it.
00:30 - You get an airbed, I'll provide blankets and pillows.
00:34 Laundry is downstairs
00:36 and I will give you your own keys tomorrow.
00:38 - Sorry, Bish. I have to go.
00:43 I'm taking a shower with my roommate.
00:45 - You know the bathroom has more important purposes
00:47 than making long phone calls?
00:49 - Yeah? - Sorry.
00:50 - Thanks, Josh.
00:57 - Excuse me? What did you just tell me?
00:59 - Uh, Josh?
01:01 - I told you my name is Joshua.
01:03 - Isn't Josh short for Joshua?
01:05 - Whatever. 6 days and you're out.
01:08 - Whatever. You're taking your time.
01:10 - Cool.
01:12 - Are you talking to yourself?
01:14 - What the hell are you doing, Bish?
01:16 - Let's just say this is my way of repaying back my roommate
01:19 for everything he's done for me.
01:20 - No, Bish. You're crazy.
01:22 You're in love.
01:26 - See? I told you.
01:29 You changed me.
01:32 You're not in love with America yet.
01:34 You're in love with D.
01:36 - You're gonna be rubbing elbows with Ryan Reynolds.
01:44 Ryan Gosling.
01:45 - Ryan Seacrest?
01:46 - Of course Ryan Seacrest. All the Ryans.
01:48 - I know why you're blaming yourself for that.
01:53 You want to see and get to know your dad.
01:56 But we can't do anything if he doesn't want to get to know you.
02:00 - Fucking Asian.
02:03 - Excuse me, what did you just call me?
02:04 - I said fucking Asian.
02:06 Do you have a problem with that?
02:07 - Yeah. Maybe I do.
02:10 - I want you to go back home.
02:13 I want you to go to Manila.
02:14 Joshua, please.
02:16 - No. No.
02:17 - Just, Joshua, please.
02:18 - Why do you want to stay?
02:21 - You can't even tell me why you want to stay.
02:24 - I feel like you should have said you're fish.
02:46 - I'm telling you, Esh, it's not because you love me
02:50 that I want to love you back.
02:53 It's not like that.
02:55 - Wow.
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