LMAO! The funniest makeup tutorial ever!
Transcript
00:00 Hey bitch, so today I'm gonna show you guys how I contour and highlight my face.
00:03 And I already have the Smashbox for the ready and the Smashbox for the finish.
00:07 Something, shit like that.
00:08 And spray this like you're creeping on your fucking face.
00:11 Oh my god.
00:12 Now we're ready for foundation.
00:15 So now you wanna get your foundation.
00:16 This is the MAC Pro Longwear Foundation because I like them pro and long.
00:20 This is a full coverage.
00:22 So coverage means you're covering your age.
00:25 So I'm 16, I gotta look 2.
00:27 Dab and paint that bitch, yes.
00:29 And you wanna put this shit on your lip too until it looks crusty and looks like you're
00:33 fucking on drugs or something.
00:36 And if you're extra ugly, get the concealer and conceal all that shit.
00:40 You know what I mean?
00:41 You know what I mean?
00:42 And we're concealing.
00:45 Now that you look like a crackhead, you wanna take your Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour
00:49 Cream Kit.
00:50 You all love that shit.
00:51 Norvina follows me so y'all better fucking buy this.
00:52 Hi Norvina.
00:53 So you kinda wanna draw a vagina.
00:54 Bitch that's how you fucking serious.
00:57 On your forehead and just like.
01:00 Now that you have a vagina on your forehead, you wanna draw 2 more vaginas underneath your
01:04 eyes like so up to there.
01:06 And drag that down there.
01:08 And then just, just you know.
01:10 I'm single as fuck so this doesn't have to be too nice.
01:13 Like who am I trying to impress?
01:15 So now you wanna do the little things like above your lip, on the side of your lips to
01:19 say bitch look at my fucking lips, not my pussy.
01:23 And draw a half moon here to symbolize like a head of a penis.
01:26 You know what I mean?
01:28 Now you look like a chicken.
01:30 So now you're gonna draw a penis on your nose like an exclamation penis.
01:34 You know what I mean?
01:35 Just kinda perfect that shit like.
01:39 Cause my nose already looks like a penis, might as well make it look more like a penis.
01:42 You know what I mean?
01:43 I forgot to film it but you just draw lines on your cheeks like this.
01:48 And you draw little lines on your forehead like so.
01:52 You wanna draw lines on your forehead like big little big little like your pussy.
01:57 And underneath here.
01:58 Now you take a damp beauty blender and blend everything together.
02:01 Okay I'll see you later.
02:03 Now that you got everything blended you take your powder by Kat Von D Shade and Length.
02:08 I'm gonna use this one and that one.
02:10 And you just put it on your face.
02:14 So now we look like Kanye but we just tryna look like Kim Kardashian here.
02:18 So we're gonna take the banana powder and just sharpen up the thingy whatever.
02:24 The contour yeah.
02:25 And cook it.
02:27 Now leave that shit for a long period of time on your face and then once it's cooked you
02:32 wipe it.
02:33 Not wipe it off but brush it off.
02:35 And now we're brushing all that shit off.
02:38 Like all your niggas.
02:41 Now we're gonna blush and highlight and we're using this one by Morphe.
02:46 Oh my god I put too much.
02:48 You got that blush going up in that bitch.
02:52 Make gold deposit.
02:54 And yes.
02:55 My nose still looks like a penis I don't give a shit.
02:58 But now I'm gonna do my eyes, my lips, my eyebrows, my pussy.
03:04 And I'll see you guys in a few minutes or hours.
03:08 Serving you fish.
03:12 Glamour.
03:13 I don't know what else to say.
03:20 Bye!
03:21 *laughs*