• 2 years ago
Transcript
00:00 *Sped up*
00:02 *Sped up*
00:04 *Sped up*
00:06 Are you sure? You don't want water?
00:08 I got this girl!
00:10 Shoot, you don't know I'm from the hood.
00:12 Yeah, okay.
00:14 *Swedish*
00:16 3, 2, 1
00:18 Hello, how are you today?
00:20 This is my best friend Samantha!
00:22 Okay, 3, 2, 1.
00:24 Yes, I do my countdown.
00:26 I'm okay with that.
00:28 *Sped up*
00:30 *Sped up*
00:32 Copyright with me!
00:34 What's up with our arm?
00:36 Oh god, let's not.
00:38 Smell it!
00:40 Ew! In your mouth!
00:42 Ew!
00:44 For a run.
00:46 *Sped up*
00:48 For a run later.
00:50 I'm Samantha!
00:52 My link will be in the description below.
00:54 In case you want to head over.
00:56 Do you like me?
00:58 Smell this.
01:00 I need it.
01:02 So I got something from clearance.
01:04 We're gonna show them.
01:06 And then...
01:08 You wear what you want girl.
01:10 But it's like a beautiful rainbow.
01:12 You do what you want.
01:14 Did you just sass me?
01:16 Sass a fresher.
01:18 She's my G.
01:20 That's how we roll.
01:22 You blend this into my rear.
01:24 If it's not beauty, nobody cares.
01:26 My mom raised me right.
01:28 Why am I excited?
01:30 *Sped up*
01:32 *Sped up*
01:34 I can't even see my hand.
01:36 Can you see it?
01:38 Can you see that?
01:40 Now if that actually tastes like sugar,
01:42 I might get it.
01:44 It tastes like sugar.
01:46 No.
01:48 Can you see it?
01:50 It's there.
01:52 I think I need honey.
01:54 Did you guys just see my double chin?
01:56 Don't comment.
01:58 I have more double chin.
02:00 Double everything.
02:02 I never ate my boogers.
02:04 Not even when I was little.
02:06 I'm pretty sure I did.
02:08 I probably ate them.
02:10 I'm very hungry.
02:12 Whatever.
02:14 If she wanted, she should have grabbed it.
02:16 She still peed it.
02:18 Expensive.
02:20 Nobody wants mommy lip.
02:22 Mommy lip sucks.
02:24 I don't need water
02:26 to cook that much chef.
02:28 I can take a thug.
02:30 I'm already getting diarrhea.
02:32 I went *doot doot*
02:34 Ninja walked away.
02:36 I let him live.
02:38 I just let him live.
02:40 YOLO liner.
02:42 This is a YOLO liner.
02:44 No regrets.
02:46 Oh my god.
02:48 Guess what?
02:50 She got the last one.
02:52 I got the last one.
02:54 It's okay.
02:58 The only thing that fits in there is a banana.
03:00 Don't hate.
03:02 Do you want me to fart in your mouth?
03:04 Fart it in my mouth.
03:06 I have a wad of gum like this.
03:08 And that's why I have a pot belly.
03:10 Because I'll dumb as well as this child.
03:12 Stop poking your face.
03:14 I can handle it.
03:16 I got this y'all.
03:18 Are you guys scared?
03:20 Let us know your thoughts
03:22 in the comment section below.
03:24 And as always, if you guys found this video useful
03:26 and until next time,
03:28 this coffee break is over.
03:30 Bye guys.
03:32 (upbeat music)

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