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00:00 Mavis, the camera loves you.
00:02 Well it must be my drumstick emoji physique.
00:05 That's what it is.
00:07 Meaty on top, nubby on the bottom. Very delicious.
00:11 I love you so much.
00:13 I love you, baby.
00:14 We spent the last five years building a beautiful, successful life together.
00:19 What are you doing home?
00:21 That girl's having a moment.
00:24 It's moment.
00:26 That girl's having a moment.
00:29 It's time to put Mavis first. I'm here for you.
00:32 This is me trying to be single at 38.
00:34 And to start over.
00:36 Being a roommate, it's a special kind of friend.
00:39 I think we should breathe together.
00:41 Did you have Shake Shack today?
00:44 I'm trying to grow my brand.
00:47 I want to take fashion and dress women to help them love their bodies.
00:51 I want you to be my stylist.
00:54 How does my cleavage look?
00:56 Sitting pretty like two coconuts.
00:58 Look at you, celebrity stylist.
01:00 You're the boss now.
01:02 And if you don't believe in yourself, nobody else will.
01:05 What in the brown titty TED talk is going on?
01:09 I will drink to that.
01:11 To Mavis.
01:14 I can help you get this career off the ground.
01:17 I have everything I need to make my own way.
01:20 I realize I don't do random and casual.
01:25 I do real and honest.
01:27 Ow!
01:28 Hey, Mavis!
01:30 Oh my God! Get out!
01:32 Your mom is here and she wants to take you to church.
01:35 Mavis, you're creating a new life right now.
01:39 You never know where you're going to end up.
01:41 Are you okay?
01:45 Sorry.
01:47 My ovaries were just high-fiving.
01:49 Ha ha ha!
01:50 I'm in love!
01:51 To the ready!
01:53 Yeah.
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