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00:00 So, I'm gonna blend it in like that.
00:03 Don't look at me.
00:04 - Well actually, let's do an intro today.
00:07 So, hi guys, we're in the Cherry Bomb.
00:10 (mumbles)
00:12 It's right over there.
00:14 Hey guys, it's Cherry Bomb,
00:15 and welcome to my first makeup tutorial.
00:17 I'm here with my BFF, Jess.
00:19 - I'm not your BFF.
00:20 - You're my friend, so shut up, slut.
00:23 - We're just gonna use this thingy,
00:25 this pad thingy.
00:27 - It's a pad.
00:29 - I'm gonna put it on my period.
00:32 A sticker.
00:33 Have you ever seen that behind?
00:35 Where he has an actual period pad on his face,
00:37 and he's like, "It's a sticker."
00:39 I'm like, "Oh shit, dumbass motherfucker."
00:42 - Alright, so we're gonna blend it in like that.
00:45 - Cut me a slice.
00:46 - Now what are we putting on your hair?
00:48 - Well, we're putting on eyeliner,
00:49 and plus, I'm doing a vlog,
00:51 so stay tuned for that, guys.
00:54 It's gonna be awesome.
00:55 - Make sure you check out my YouTube channel
00:57 that doesn't have any videos, I get too lazy.
00:59 Okay, now I'm just taking this blush.
01:04 - I'm gonna help you make a video.
01:05 - This blush by CoverGirl, it's Instant Cheekbones.
01:08 - Fuck you, bitch.
01:11 - I don't care about the different shades,
01:13 I just kinda do this, and then do that thing.
01:16 - You have no cheekbones, Peter.
01:19 (laughing)
01:23 - Then I'm just gonna put it where his cheekbones would be,
01:26 if he had some.
01:29 Okay, there they are, they're like real long.
01:32 - I'm gonna pose the vine.
01:35 - Alright, now we're gonna do that.
01:38 And since he has darker skin, we're gonna use this.
01:41 - Which is what?
01:43 - Oh, this is pressed powder from, what's it called?
01:46 - Pressed powder.
01:47 Oh, just saying, got a new Instagram called Newt News,
01:51 link in the description, it's a funny page.
01:53 - We're just gonna put this lightly,
01:56 just pat it under his eyeballs.
01:59 Like, on his eye bags.
02:01 We're gonna use this as--
02:02 - The butty?
02:03 - It's as concealer, 'cause the liquid one
02:06 would look really weird with your face.
02:08 - Oh, it makes my skin look so cute.
02:10 - Now, oh, empty.
02:12 - We're putting eyeliner on his--
02:13 - Where's my eyebrow gel?
02:16 What'd you do?
02:17 - I put it down there.
02:18 - But up here.
02:20 - I did, I paid money for that.
02:22 - Where the fuck is it?
02:24 - Oh my God.
02:25 - We're gonna find it.
02:27 (upbeat music)
02:29 - Maybe.
02:30 (upbeat music)
02:34 - How much was it?
02:35 - It was like, I don't know.
02:38 - Okay.
02:39 - No, it wasn't too much.
02:41 - It was gonna be like 10 bucks.
02:44 - Well, your mom gave you 20.
02:46 - No, I can't just buy it again.
02:48 I need it now.
02:49 I need that for my eyebrows, or else they look gross.
02:52 - Your eyebrows are fine.
02:54 (upbeat music)
02:58 - Okay, let's.
02:59 (upbeat music)
03:01 - Well, I'm gonna help her find it.
03:02 - Oh, it's right here, fucking yay.
03:05 - You dumb ass whore.
03:06 - All right.
03:07 - Lock my door.
03:08 - All right.
03:10 - Sorry.
03:11 - Okay, now his eyebrows are already done.
03:14 So like--
03:15 - What the fuck is this?
03:17 It's cold and wet.
03:19 Like my pussy.
03:21 - All right.
03:23 I'm just doing this to shape him.
03:26 So there's like a--
03:27 - Let me see.
03:30 - I'm not done.
03:32 - Fuck you, bitch.
03:33 - This is just the gel, then I need to get the brush.
03:36 So I just put--
03:37 - A brush?
03:38 - For your eyebrows, yeah.
03:40 - Where is it?
03:41 Oh, it's--
03:42 - I got it.
03:44 - Fuck you, bitch.
03:45 - This is an eyebrow brush.
03:46 - It's sparkling 'cause I mixed it.
03:48 Ew, ew, ew, ew.
03:51 - Okay, just continue.
03:53 - All right, clap your head up.
03:55 All right, now I'm just gonna--
03:56 - I'm gonna grab it.
03:57 - Comb his eyebrows so they stay in place,
03:59 so they're not like--
04:00 - Fucking glare, son, bitch.
04:03 You got in my eye.
04:04 - Cool.
04:05 - Did you ever hear that this girl in cosmetology school,
04:08 she got her eyebrows waxed,
04:09 and the wax went in her eye, and she went blind?
04:12 - Oh my God.
04:13 - Yeah, the wax burned her cornea,
04:14 and it was like, "Cornea!"
04:16 More like "hornea."
04:17 - That just helps your eyebrows stay in place.
04:19 - Hornea is like an imaginary land I came up with.
04:23 - She's gonna put on shit.
04:26 - Oh, um--
04:27 - Why do I feel like they're like really weird and wet?
04:30 - No, um, they're not dry.
04:32 It'll dry.
04:33 All right.
04:35 This is a highlighter.
04:37 It's actually--
04:38 It's called a push-up bra for your eyebrows.
04:41 - What?
04:42 - It's literally called a push-up bra for your eyebrows.
04:45 - Oh, I ain't doing this!
04:47 - No, no, I wasn't gonna use that.
04:49 It's for me.
04:50 All right, so this is to go right under your eyebrows right now,
04:55 which is really weird, 'cause I didn't blend it yet.
04:57 And also--
04:58 - No, look.
04:59 - I didn't blend it.
05:00 - The fuck, dude?
05:01 - The fuck, dude?
05:03 - Then you just blend it in, and it highlights your eyebrows.
05:06 - You bitch.
05:08 Kill your fat ass.
05:09 You pushed my fucking eye in my skull.
05:11 - See, look.
05:12 Now they're all light.
05:16 - Freak.
05:17 - Do you want me to-- wait.
05:18 - No, I don't want any more.
05:20 - Okay, jeez, bitch.
05:22 - All right.
05:23 - Can you draw on my eyebrows?
05:25 Like, some parts you can actually see through, like, over here.
05:28 - Yeah.
05:29 It's supposed to look like that.
05:31 Otherwise, you'll be like--
05:33 - Like your mom?
05:34 - Yeah.
05:35 - Her mom is trying to lose weight, and honestly--
05:37 - Stop, don't talk about that.
05:38 That's really rude.
05:39 - And honestly, she's doing a good job.
05:41 - Okay.
05:43 - He thought I was going to have--
05:44 - I saw it.
05:46 - I want it.
05:47 - That's so mean.
05:48 - It looks like it's on your arm.
05:49 - Oh, shut up.
05:50 I got stitches, and then they took them out, and they made a mistake,
05:53 and then there was a hole in my arm, okay?
05:56 - You have so many things wrong with your life.
05:59 - I know.
06:00 - It's hilarious.
06:01 - All right, now I'm going to take this horrendous-looking eyeliner.
06:05 - No, at the rink.
06:06 - At the rink, because I don't want my mom seeing.
06:09 - Okay.
06:10 All right, then.
06:11 - We'll vlog then, bitches.
06:14 - You can't come in the bathroom.
06:17 - Let's just go in the corner.
06:19 - Here, I'm just going to brush your hair.
06:21 - You know me, bitch.
06:23 You know me, bitch.
06:24 - Want me to put it up like this?
06:25 - No, not up like this.
06:26 - Yeah, like Niall Horan's hair.
06:28 Did you see his new hair?
06:31 It kind of looks like that.
06:33 - Well, that's good.
06:36 - Let me see your face.
06:37 - Okay, I'm--
06:38 - Copyright!
06:40 Should I turn it off?
06:42 I don't want to get copyright strikes.
06:44 - It's fine, I always do it.
06:45 I always put music in my videos when I actually make them,
06:48 but then I delete them.
06:49 All right, well, uh, I did Peter's makeup.
06:53 Do you want me to pierce your ears?
06:55 - Actually, I'm getting my ears pierced for my 12th birthday.
06:59 - Ooh, I should put a tattoo on your head.
07:01 Oh my god, that's going to look so cool.
07:03 - No.
07:04 - Yes, get--
07:05 - No, seriously.
07:06 - I will break your makeup.
07:07 - Fine.
07:09 All right, oh, okay, I'm going to do my--
07:11 - Touch it, I kill you.
07:13 - I need to fix my shirt so I don't look like a--
07:15 - No.
07:16 Can you do up here?
07:17 I'm trying to hide this fucking pussy pop pimple.
07:19 - I can't even see it.
07:21 - I can't even see it.
07:22 It's fucking huge and red, like my mom.
07:26 - All right.
07:27 - Click the button that says recording.
07:31 - Not yet.
07:32 - What?
07:34 - It's true.
07:36 Oh my god, there's like a bunch.
07:38 - All right, there it is.
07:39 - If I keep pressing.
07:41 Oh, you can barely see the pussy, which is Jessica's.
07:46 Actually, she is naked right now.
07:48 - I'm not naked.
07:49 I am wearing clothes.
07:50 I am fully clothed right now.
07:52 - Maddie, watch.
07:53 - Oh, I hurt my knee.
07:56 - Are you going to skate?
07:58 - If I feel like it, because I have a Peter's.
08:01 - You do?
08:02 - No, I feel like I have a Peter's.
08:04 I don't have a Peter's.
08:06 - I feel like, what the fuck are you doing in my house?
08:08 Look, I can move my kneecap.
08:14 - Everyone can do it.
08:17 Everyone can move their--
08:18 - Do it.
08:19 No, I'm just kidding.
08:20 Get back to the makeup.
08:22 - You're dying.
08:25 - Well--
08:26 - Unless you want eyeshadow.
08:28 - It's OK, I used that much anyway.
08:31 No, seriously, just put it--
08:32 No, no, no, don't twist it anymore, please.
08:34 Just put it there.
08:35 Just not that much in there.
08:36 - Well, it's been eight minutes.
08:39 OK, well, the first one we failed, so OK, say bye.
08:42 - Bye.
08:43 - Link in the description for her channel.
08:46 Go subscribe.
08:47 She's a lot-- no, just kidding.
08:50 OK, see you guys later.
08:52 Bye.
08:53 - I look like I have a giant knot in the back of my shoe.
08:56 - I know, right?
08:57 Bye.
08:59 Clicking end, bitch.
09:01 - End!