GAME ON
  • il y a 2 ans
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00:00 Hey Doc, man, let me tell you something.
00:01 What are you doing?
00:01 Fuck Twitch, dude.
00:03 Am I doing it?
00:04 Am I being a kick streamer?
00:05 I feel like in order to be a kick streamer,
00:06 you just have to say that.
00:07 I'm kidding, by the way, that was a joke.
00:10 I've been a Twitch streamer for 11 years, bro.
00:11 And they forced my hand.
00:13 It's so sad to see, dude.
00:14 I have a question for you, man.
00:18 - What's up?
00:19 - I don't know if you know,
00:20 but you're streaming with a kick streamer, dude.
00:22 - You're on kick.
00:24 How's kick doing for you today?
00:25 - Actually doing great, believe it or not.
00:27 - It's your first kick stream, right?
00:28 - First kick stream ever.
00:30 - Yo, like, I listen, I'm, what is that?
00:34 A fat?
00:35 - Hey, brother, who does that help?
00:37 'Cause it doesn't help them.
00:39 - Put your hands up.
00:40 - No.
00:41 - But I've got a gun.
00:43 - I don't care.
00:44 - Doesn't make any sense.
00:46 - Too bad.
00:47 - Very odd.
00:52 - Back on across, hit over 132.
00:59 - I like how we can challenge him to use one shot.
01:02 - Yeah.
01:03 - 41 wide on him as well.
01:04 - Totally.
01:04 - All right, then.
01:07 - TikTok.
01:08 - Drum's gonna be a problem.
01:10 - Yeah, I don't wanna be here right now, bro.
01:12 It's on me.
01:13 - I hate the drum shot so much!
01:20 - Yeah, all the kick dabs and all those guys train wrecks
01:22 and everybody came in and just slapped.
01:24 So it would give themselves naturally.
01:26 I read at the beginning of the stream,
01:26 so it was pretty hype.
01:27 - Hit him in any way.
01:28 (gunshots)
01:31 - Guys want it?
01:35 - You got him in the back?
01:44 - He dropped his gun, hit him for 20.
01:49 - 29 cracked, whited.
01:51 28 cracked, whited.
01:54 - Oh, these guys are thinking.
01:57 - Want this guy?
01:59 (gunshots)
02:01 - This is an AI.
02:02 - Knocked a real guy, knocked a real guy.
02:04 Pathetic.
02:09 - There's a teammate.
02:12 Dead.
02:16 - Nice.
02:17 I was not about to be dying off spawn
02:19 and then swap to DX12 and be like,
02:21 all right guys, it looks pretty,
02:22 and now I'm like dying.
02:24 Better graphics.
02:25 Just sprint without building
02:26 so I can make it out of spawn
02:27 before the storm thing kills me
02:29 or die in the flashbang.
02:30 - Wait, what did I do, man?
02:32 - So these guys just kind of walk around.
02:35 - Yeah, they're everywhere, bro.
02:36 There's like everywhere.
02:37 Like I guarantee you,
02:38 it's in this like just right behind us.
02:39 Watch this.
02:40 - All the castles now,
02:42 like the single castles now are bolts.
02:44 - I love it.
02:44 I'll take it.
02:45 On my way.
02:48 (gunshots)
02:51 (upbeat music)
02:54 - This was a mistake!
03:00 (gunshots)
03:02 - 32.
03:03 Open the door on the left.
03:05 Ran out front.
03:06 - You go in.
03:10 - I'll come for him.
03:12 (gunshots)
03:14 - There we go.
03:15 - Oh, Tom, nice.
03:16 - No cheating.
03:17 You have five seconds to answer.
03:17 If you guess how many viewers I have on Kirk right now,
03:19 I'll give you a hundred gifted subs.
03:21 - 18,000.
03:22 - Okay, bro.
03:23 My ego is completely shot.
03:26 I have 6,000 and you.
03:28 - No, I wouldn't mean...
03:30 I would...
03:31 - 18,000?
03:31 I play Fortnite, bro.
03:35 I don't even get 18,000 on Twitch.
03:37 - I know.
03:38 Maybe it was just like a special thing or something.
03:39 Cause it's like the first...
03:41 So there's two ways to look at it.
03:42 It's like, I have high expectations for you,
03:44 but then maybe like,
03:45 maybe now you feel like you didn't meet the expectations.
03:48 I don't know.
03:49 (gunshots)
03:51 - I haven't hit a shot by the way.
03:54 I killed a teammate already.
03:56 - Here's the thing, bro.
03:57 Kirk has no gamers.
03:59 Like no like big gamers that have come here.
04:01 Like when I say big, I mean your Cloakies,
04:04 TimBatman, your Nick Mercs, your Summit1Gs,
04:07 your Shrouds.
04:08 It's more lifestyle.
04:09 It's more gambling.
04:10 It's more IRL.
04:11 It's more...
04:12 - VR trap.
04:13 - Exactly.
04:14 A lot of the big gamers are all contracted
04:15 to either Twitch or YouTube already.
04:16 So they don't even have the ability to.
04:19 He's popped a slurp.
04:20 I kept him weak.
04:21 - You're done.
04:23 You are done.
04:24 - I popped a slurp and I'm going.
04:25 - Oh, just...
04:26 (indistinct)
04:28 - And I have to pray he doesn't hit me.
04:31 Getting shot by an AI now.
04:36 I'm killing this AI quick.
04:39 (ghostly moaning)
04:45 This AI is literally playing games with me.
04:48 Every time I look at him, he goes behind the tree.
04:51 And every time I look away, he challenges.
04:53 - I'm gonna need you up here.
04:56 - I'm coming, brother.
04:57 I'm coming.
04:58 52 on this guy.
05:06 84 on this teammate.
05:09 I'm just gonna commit.
05:10 They're all weak.
05:11 I don't know how you don't have an angle on these guys, dude.
05:12 - I don't, I don't.
05:13 - All I got is pushing out.
05:18 - I'm sorry, bro.
05:18 It's my fault.
05:19 - John, you bro, you're just...
05:21 - Hey, doc, man, let me tell you something.
05:22 Fuck Twitch, dude.
05:24 Am I doing it?
05:25 Am I being a kick streamer?
05:26 I feel like in order to be a kick streamer,
05:27 you just have to say that.
05:28 I'm kidding, by the way.
05:29 That was a joke.
05:30 I've been a Twitch streamer for 11 years, bro.
05:32 And they forced my hand.
05:34 It's so sad to see, dude.
05:35 - Player base and creators is as foreign as,
05:41 like from creator code to the amount of like,
05:45 they send for every collaboration.
05:47 I can just reload this.
06:00 Nice, nice.
06:11 (gunshots)
06:14 - Got teammates down here.
06:17 In front of me at the gas station.
06:21 - Oh, hello there.
06:26 - Yo, you guys are waiting for me right now.
06:28 Let me just, it's 10 minutes.
06:29 Give me like, you know, just a little,
06:30 I'm just trying to like shake my ass a little.
06:33 You know what I'm saying?
06:33 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:34 - But I am down to run.
06:35 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:36 - I'm feeling you, man.
06:38 Well, nothing like a dinosaur to bring me back to Fortnite.
06:41 You know what I'm saying?
06:42 - Poggers.
06:43 (screaming)
06:44 - I'll be right back, hang on.
06:45 - Holy moly, this guy's on controller for sure.
06:50 100.
06:54 141 blue.
07:00 Is teammates here too?
07:03 - Dead.
07:06 - Dead.
07:09 - I hear shots towards the bounty.
07:11 I'm gonna use scoring sprints to get like high ground on them.
07:16 Oh God, coming over.
07:18 - Target locked.
07:22 - Yeah, these kids aren't bad.
07:24 And I'm just not paying attention.
07:25 I mean, I was paying attention,
07:26 but I really thought it was just one the whole time.
07:29 - I'm dead, bro.
07:30 - Oh, oh!
07:33 - Dear God, 20 HP, 22.
07:36 Take your time, there's a zip line right here.
07:38 - I got you, I got you, I got you.
07:39 - No, no, because the zone's gonna kill me.
07:40 Oh, oh my God.
07:42 - That guy chokes so hard.
07:46 - The mud might stop you from showing on thermals.
07:51 I hope it's not.
07:52 - Predator, I think, which suck.
07:56 Hopefully it's better.
07:58 Right in front of me?
07:59 - Yeah, yeah, hang on.
07:59 - This teammate's weak.
08:02 Knocked one.
08:07 - Why don't you come over here with me, suck duck?
08:09 Pretty boy.
08:09 - Oh my God.
08:10 Silhouette of a human jumping.
08:15 - I see the silhouette of a cat.
08:16 - You're too crazy.
08:20 Is that, is that an item shop?
08:24 One of them's up top,
08:30 and then they have an NPC in the bush with them.
08:32 - Dead.
08:33 - Nice.
08:36 - The other team coming up on me.
08:38 - You think you can move up?
08:41 - Sammy, Sammy, you are wrecking the car.
08:44 - Shut up.
08:45 - They're both weak.
08:46 - Killed this guy with the hammer.
08:52 I'm looking at you, looking at you.
08:53 Stay up, stay up, stay up.
08:55 - I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
08:56 Getting pushed.
08:57 - Yep, yep.
08:58 Fried, fried, fried.
08:59 - This teammate's somewhere, bro.
09:00 Maybe in this bush, he might kill me.
09:02 - I'm gonna snipe him.
09:03 - I shot a heavy snipe from God knows where.
09:04 I see him.
09:06 (sighs)
09:08 Knock him.
09:09 - I see two people on the right.
09:12 - Yeah, I see him too, hold up.
09:14 - 90 on miles, 122 on miles.
09:15 60 on prowler.
09:17 - Oh, bro, there's a solo.
09:20 - There's a solo, yeah.
09:21 Oh, that's an AI, I think.
09:22 - I just got drilled, bro.
09:24 - You're good, you're good.
09:28 - He's sliding down the mountain.
09:30 28, 57, blue, cracked.
09:31 - 38.
09:36 - Cracked.
09:36 - I missed every shot.
09:38 - There he is.
09:42 There he is.
09:42 - 120.
09:44 - Nice.
09:44 - I'm just gonna zip up on him.
09:46 - I'll zip up right behind you.
09:48 - He's coming down.
09:49 He's on top.
09:51 - Nice.
09:54 - Woo!
09:55 - You're getting the hang of it,
09:56 you're getting the hang of it.
09:57 - Thank you for subbing, man.
09:58 Appreciate it, I'm kicked, welcome.
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