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00:00 (crunching)
00:01 - Hey, what's up guys?
00:02 Dice and Rice here, and we're gonna have
00:04 a very punny video today.
00:06 - Punny.
00:06 - Punny video.
00:07 What we're doing is we're baking,
00:09 but along with that we're gonna be doing
00:10 a whole bunch of puns.
00:11 - Can you sing me?
00:12 - Some of them are lame.
00:13 - It'll be--
00:14 - But some of them are actually good,
00:15 like he told me a really good one.
00:16 So, we'll see how it turns out.
00:18 - Why did the--
00:19 - No, don't say too much!
00:19 (yells)
00:21 We'll see you guys in the video.
00:23 Hello everybody, Dice and Rice here,
00:25 and today we're gonna be making cupcakes
00:26 while saying puns during it.
00:28 I think we already explained it,
00:29 so let's just get started.
00:31 So, what you're going to need today is,
00:32 we have a computer streamer here
00:33 telling us everything because we don't really--
00:35 - What's up?
00:36 - Well, what's up?
00:37 Muffin much, really.
00:39 - Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:40 - And--
00:42 - Back in the 90s.
00:43 - Back in the 90s I was a baker.
00:45 But I stopped doing it 'cause it was a really crummy job,
00:48 but I kept doing it because I really needed the dough.
00:52 - Oh yeah.
00:53 - So--
00:53 - That precious dough.
00:54 - Oh, and I got paid with cupcakes.
00:56 - You know what's weird?
00:58 Nobody likes us, they say we're weirdos.
01:02 - We are weirdos.
01:03 We're also crepes.
01:05 Please pour that in.
01:07 Make a potion for other people to eat and get poison.
01:11 - Oh yay.
01:12 - Okay, flour time.
01:14 - I'm already tasting it.
01:15 - Gotta get that flour, that flour.
01:16 - It's just beautiful.
01:19 I'm a whisk taker.
01:20 I need you.
01:22 One.
01:22 Wait, that computer, ah.
01:25 No, it turned all green.
01:27 How did you do this magic?
01:28 - Why did you do this to us, computer?
01:31 - Two.
01:32 - Yeah, we're doing good.
01:33 - I'm already tasting it.
01:34 - We haven't failed yet.
01:35 We haven't failed yet, guys.
01:37 - Smell good.
01:39 - You should be proud of us, we haven't failed yet.
01:40 - Ooh, that's a new record.
01:42 - That's a new record, yeah.
01:43 Want some baking soda?
01:45 - Yeah, baking soda's my favorite.
01:46 - Really?
01:48 I don't like baking soda, I like my sodas chilled.
01:51 - Ah, dang it.
01:52 There's cookies on the front, they're making me hungry.
01:55 - Cookies.
01:57 - While I get my butter.
01:59 - Ooh, yeah, you can stir.
02:00 - Gotta get that butter, butter.
02:01 Who wants that butter, butter?
02:03 You want that butter, butter?
02:04 I want that butter, buddy.
02:06 - I'm stirring.
02:07 - Do we need how much butter?
02:08 Do we need how much butter?
02:09 How much butter, how much butter?
02:10 - You need more?
02:12 - Butter.
02:13 It's seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
02:17 No, we're going too fast.
02:18 Two, one.
02:19 Yes, sir.
02:21 We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship.
02:24 Zooming through the sky, little Einsteins.
02:28 Climb aboard, ready to explore.
02:31 There's so much to find, little Einsteins.
02:36 We're going on a mission.
02:37 Start the countdown.
02:39 Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
02:44 (imitates explosion)
02:47 Butter!
02:48 It softened.
02:50 - What are whisks made out of?
02:52 - Whiskers from different sorts of--
02:54 - Come on, man, baking is easy.
02:56 - Every pun intended there.
02:57 - That's milk dough.
03:00 - Why are muffins and baseball teams so alike?
03:05 - I don't know.
03:07 - They both depend on the batter.
03:09 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:10 My friend once dated a baker,
03:12 but he always asked for dough, and then they broke up.
03:15 - I know, it was a hard breakup, though.
03:18 'Cause she never realized what he was actually asking for.
03:21 - Dun, dun, dun, dun.
03:22 - I'm just looking at our cookie cutters right now.
03:24 - Vanilla, vanilla, vanilla essence.
03:27 Vanilla, vanilla, vanilla essence.
03:31 Can't find it, can't find it, can't find it,
03:33 can't find it, can't find it.
03:35 Oh, yeah.
03:36 Sorry, guys, I was tired.
03:37 I needed to get a latte.
03:39 - I like this a latte a lot, eh?
03:43 No.
03:45 I sound Canadian, don't.
03:47 - All right, we'll be back when we're done.
03:50 Right, Dice?
03:51 Okay, he's trying, he's trying his best.
03:53 All right, we decided to frost it with Nutella,
03:56 so I'm gonna be doing my first little serviette.
03:58 - Yeah.
03:59 - We'll be back when all of these are done.
04:01 All right, guys, Dice and Rice here,
04:02 and we just finished our thing.
04:04 - Woo-hoo!
04:05 - And we had extra batter, so we made a cake,
04:06 and this is what we wrote on it.
04:08 YouTube Dice Rice.
04:11 So there's our cake,
04:12 and here's a few of our little cupcakes.
04:14 So we'll see you guys all next time,
04:16 Dice and Rice, signing off.
04:17 - And have a very punny day.
04:18 (crunching)
04:20 No.
04:21 (laughing)
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