The Mandalorian and The Last of Us star Pedro Pascal couldn't stop laughing in a hilarious sketch he appeared in on this weekend's edition of Saturday Night Live.
In the segment, Pascal plays a man attempting to tell a story while out to dinner with his friends at a restaurant.
SNL player Ego Nwodim is sitting beside him, trying to cut an incredibly tough steak, shaking the entire table and upending plates and glasses in the process.
In the segment, Pascal plays a man attempting to tell a story while out to dinner with his friends at a restaurant.
SNL player Ego Nwodim is sitting beside him, trying to cut an incredibly tough steak, shaking the entire table and upending plates and glasses in the process.
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00:00 - Oh, I didn't tell you guys, but a few nights back,
00:03 this dog followed me home.
00:07 - I'm about to tear this thing up.
00:08 (audience laughing)
00:11 - When I opened the door, he just...
00:15 (audience laughing)
00:18 He just sprinted inside.
00:20 - That man ain't give me no ketchup.
00:22 (audience laughing)
00:24 - Running around my house trying to catch him.
00:26 - Sis, you got ketchup over there?
00:27 - Girl, just eat.
00:28 Can you just eat?
00:29 - Without ketchup?
00:30 (audience laughing)
00:31 You think it's gonna be nasty without ketchup?
00:34 - So, anyway, I guess I had two bones.
00:40 (audience laughing)
00:42 - Oh my baby sis.
00:43 - That's so crazy.
00:43 - What are the odds?
00:44 (audience laughing)
00:47 - Sis, come back.
00:48 (audience laughing)
00:51 - Girl.
00:54 - Sis, I gotta cut you a piece of this steak.
00:56 This steak is busted.
00:58 - Lady.
00:59 (audience laughing)
01:00 - Oh my God, can you just chill?
01:01 He's trying to tell a story.
01:03 - Girl, I heard the man.
01:04 - Oh my God.
01:05 - I heard him.
01:06 I heard him.
01:07 He said he got chased by a dog.
01:09 - Okay, okay, please.
01:11 Okay, all right.
01:14 - Okay, what, look, pause.
01:17 What?
01:18 - What?
01:18 - Antonio Banderas over here.
01:20 (audience laughing)
01:22 Trying to get some butt while he got Cujo
01:24 living in his basement.
01:25 (audience laughing)
01:27 - Hey everyone, just wanna check in on you.
01:29 Is everything going all right?
01:30 We've been getting some complaints.
01:31 - Oh, 'cause we black?
01:32 (audience laughing)
01:35 We over here minding our business.
01:43 (audience laughing)
01:44 - I'm just making sure everything's okay.
01:46 - Actually, everything is not okay.
01:51 There is wine all in their food
01:53 and it's all over the floor now.
01:55 Y'all need to do better.
01:57 - Lisa.
01:58 - Yes, Antonio.
02:01 - I understand you don't wanna be sick tomorrow,
02:06 but you have been sawing that steak.
02:08 This is a mess because of you.
02:10 - Okay, now hold up now.
02:12 I'm not gonna let y'all corner my baby sister, Lisa,
02:14 who'd have came all the way from Temecula on my birthday.
02:17 - I know that's right.
02:18 - Now, does my sister have terrible
02:20 listening comprehension skills?
02:22 - A thousand percent.
02:23 - I know that's right.
02:24 - But she's the oldest sister I got.
02:26 - Bitch, we the youngest of six girls.
02:28 - Okay, okay, but at the end of the day,
02:30 no matter what else falls, she's my family.
02:34 And there better not be a damn red speck on that damn plate.
02:37 - Cook my meat.
02:38 - Okay?
02:39 (audience laughing)