• l’année dernière
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00:00 Hey guys, Parker Snowman here. Welcome to another Minecraft Let's Play video. How am I with Charlie? Get down here please.
00:04 *Charlie* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
00:06 Sup guys? What is that? No! No! I will not die for you! *Charlie* You don't even fit!
00:10 *Charlie* AAAAAAAH! Ow ow ow ow ow ow! Eh! *Charlie* You don't even fit me well, so I don't even think you have permission.
00:17 Ok guys! *Charlie* Oh, we haven't even read the rules, sorry. Sorry. Oh, what's wrong with you? *Charlie* Don't... No! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! No, seriously, don't touch me.
00:26 Ok. *Charlie* *Rires* Yay! *Charlie* Oh my god, I'm gonna fall back down.
00:29 *Charlie* AAH! Ok, alright. *Charlie* Go down! *Charlie* Stupid person!
00:35 Do you even parkour? No, don't need that either. Rules! *Charlie* Oh no, I'm doing the best thing! No cheating! *Charlie* Playing the best thing's happening to me! No! No!
00:46 No things happening... No, I'll keep that. Zinnio and Es... No, we keep... We already just said it wrong. We'll keep everyone else.
00:53 *Charlie* Uh, Makers! Yeah, the extra people. And now let's just go. Take some pork! *Zinnio* Pork! *Charlie* Pork! *Zinnio* Pork!
01:02 You don't really need it, do you? *Charlie* I just wanted the... I wanted the moo moo moo. *Zinnio* We never... You don't die in this game, like, whatsoever, guys, so... *Charlie* Maybe.
01:13 *Charlie* We are joined by our cameraman, or... *Zinnio* Woman! *Charlie* Oh, our cameraman. *Zinnio* Even though she's not even doing it. *Charlie* She is our faithful friend in this game. *Zinnio* She's not even in it! *Charlie* She's not playing it. *Zinnio* Lisa, say something, please.
01:26 *Charlie* Lisa, say like, "Hi" or something for her. *Lisa* Hello! *Charlie* This guy's my frie... Or this is both of our friends. *Zinnio* Freya. *Charlie* Freya. *Zinnio* Freya and you. *Charlie* Freya and I don't... Freya or something. I forget her name. No!
01:37 *Charlie* Boost! Boost! *Zinnio* Yeah, boost you, I'll boost you. *Charlie* We need those donuts, man. *Zinnio* Yeah, we need those donuts. Where are they? *Charlie* They're in the next... They're in the third level. Come on, I want to actually finish this, because, wait, I need to do something.
01:50 *Charlie* Yeah, we need to get those on ladder. Oh, guys, this is a really cheaty thing, sorry, because we're so bad. We have to cheat. *Zinnio* No, we're not bad! *Charlie* Yeah, we are, we're so bad.
02:07 *Charlie* Ok, ok, ok, stop! *Zinnio* What is it? What are you doing? What did you do? *Charlie* I accidentally placed the ladder on something. I did it, I did it. *Zinnio* Did you do it? Ok, wait for me. *Charlie* If you want some, there you go.
02:25 *Charlie* Ah, non! *Zinnio* As soon as one person actually completes a level, we can cheat. No, I hate that jump, that jump was really annoying. *Charlie* I've done it! *Zinnio* You did that last time. Yeah, because we tried to do the video before, but actually, what happened was...
02:39 *Zinnio* Tell them what happened. *Charlie* Something happened. *Zinnio* Well, basically, the video was too long, so we shouldn't upload it. I've cheated on that, I've already done that.
02:56 *Charlie* Why does everyone have so many of these minecarts? It's so annoying. *Zinnio* Why do people... Oh no, you did it, didn't you? I need a knocker. *Charlie* It's a donger, it's called a donger. *Zinnio* I don't know. No. *Charlie* He's hitting me with his donger.
03:12 *Charlie* Oh, oh, no. *Zinnio* No. *Charlie* It can't be real. *Zinnio* How much time do we have? We have 40 minutes. *Charlie* Guys, sorry I can't do anything, it's so distracting. *Zinnio* Stop it, please. *Charlie* No! I'll hit you with my donger, okay? *Zinnio* No, don't hit me with your donger. No, I don't like your donger. No! I'll hit you with my donger.
03:34 *Charlie* No, I hate this game. *Zinnio* You hate the X-Run, the X-Run is real. Don't hit me. *Charlie* You keep failing that. *Zinnio* Yes, we keep failing that because we're bad at X-Run. *Charlie* I know. *Zinnio* So I bet you can do any better than that. *Charlie* No, I probably couldn't.
03:51 *Charlie* Eta-pou. *Zinnio* Eta-pou. *Charlie* Eta-pou. *Zinnio* Eta-pou. *Charlie* Eta-pou. *Zinnio* Eta-pou. *Charlie* Eta-pou. *Zinnio* Ah, no, you little piece of crap. *Charlie* Sorry, guys, the language is a bit wrong. *Zinnio* It's not, because it's not actually that bad. This is my power. *Charlie* Yes! I'll put a lambda there. *Charlie* Ah, I hurt my donger. *Zinnio* I'll get you a new one.
04:21 *Charlie* I'll get you a new one. *Zinnio* Why do you say it like that? I need a new sphagnum. *Charlie* Oh, because you don't get it, do you? You don't know what a donger really is. Comment down below if you know what a donger really is. *Zinnio* I'm so low on HP. *Charlie* That's great, Charlie. Eat your pork. Do you want a donger? *Zinnio* Yeah, I'll give you a donger. *Charlie* There's your donger.
04:40 *Charlie* You might have run out of swiftness. *Zinnio* I haven't. *Charlie* You never- oh, you never have. *Zinnio* I want some moo-moo milk and an aqua. *Charlie* I need some moo-moo milk. *Zinnio* I don't need it. My mind's run out, like, literally, now. *Charlie* Oh, yeah, it has. Moo-moo milk. Ah.
05:02 *Charlie* I'm on the first jump, really? *Zinnio* Parkour, parkour, parkour. *Charlie* We've only been doing this for five minutes. *Zinnio* Yes! First time- okay, yeah! *Charlie* You didn't have to read! *Zinnio* No, I didn't! *Charlie* Yeah, you did. You did have to read on the X-ray. *Zinnio* I'm gonna count. *Charlie* No, please! No, I'll hit you over the next one with my donger. With my little donger.
05:24 *Charlie* Crayon, tell some jokes. Tell some jokes. *Zinnio* Can you give me some ladders? Give me some ladders. Give me some ladders. *Charlie* No. *Zinnio* Give me ladders. *Charlie* Do you like my ladders? They're so sexy. *Zinnio* I don't know why I feel like I'm gonna mess.
05:42 *Charlie* *Zinnio singing* *Charlie* *Zinnio* Wait, I don't have any swiftness game. Do you need swiftness? *Charlie* I don't care. *Zinnio* I already got swiftness. *Charlie* You have to do music.
06:06 *Charlie* *Zinnio singing*
06:32 *Zinnio* Charlie, such cheese. Oh, see, it didn't legit. That's just screwing with me. *Charlie* No, no, no, but you said... I came over this one, I remember what happened last time.
06:45 *Zinnio* I accidentally clicked on a bucket and I took one of the... Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to have to move it more. Sorry. I'm so low down now. Hit me, please. You're so tempted to hit me, aren't you, Charlie?
07:04 *Charlie* I'm actually gonna do this legit for once. I'm probably gonna fail. I always fail. I always get to this one and I can't get up to there.
07:18 *Zinnio* I have letters, don't worry about it. I'm gonna fail this jump, I promise. I just can't do that jump. Oh, wait, I know. It's so original, isn't it?
07:38 *Zinnio* I filled it up with water. They're like infinite water sources for these. I filled it up with water. Infinite water. I'll go to this one. I hate that jump.
07:58 *Zinnio* Charlie, you gonna do it? Is he gonna do it or is he gonna flop? Charlie! Such cheats! My content! I'm using it! Don't ruin my content!
08:22 *Charlie* I'm not. Dispolised! If you wanna come, Charlie, if you wanna come. Sorry, there's some stuff here if you wanna come. Charlie! Okay.
08:36 *Zinnio* Okay! Stop doing that! *Charlie* There you go. So, Charlie, it's just... Ah! He's hitting me with my... Oh, there's no ladders here. Don't hit me again. Sorry, that's just a troll, seriously. I don't know what's your problem.
08:52 *Zinnio* Stop it! *Charlie* Do you remember I cheated? Oh, funny. You remember the ladder? I cheated. *Zinnio* How did you cheat? Oh yeah, but I'm not getting you another donger, so...
09:09 *Charlie* I got one. *Zinnio* Wow! *Charlie* Okay, I'm gonna do it. Okay! *Zinnio* That wasn't my fault, you already placed that. *Charlie* No, no, no, because you hit me. *Zinnio* So I don't care. Do you want my donger? *Charlie* Yes, give me your donger.
09:24 *Zinnio* I'm gonna make you one. I'm gonna make you a handmade donger. *Charlie* Oh, flip! Oh yeah, I'm doing the thing. *Zinnio* I need to make you a handmade donger. Let me just make you a handmade donger. One second. No, I'm not gonna pause it while I make you a handmade donger.
09:45 *Zinnio* Don't touch me, Charlie. *Charlie* No! Am I gonna die? *Zinnio* No, you probably not. Oh, actually yeah, you probably will. *Charlie* No, eat. *Zinnio* Quick, Charlie, quick, you're gonna die. You're dead. *Charlie* Can you teleport me to you? *Zinnio* Yeah, I TP you. Wait a second, I need to make you your handmade donger.
10:04 *Charlie* You're like, no! Go! It's all there! *Zinnio* I'm gonna replace it with anvils. Anvil replacement. Boom, boom, boom. No, we don't need this.
10:26 *Charlie* I'm gonna make you a lever with this, but it's not gonna be called a donger. Here's your lever with enchantments. Do you have it? *Zinnio* I'm gonna have to hit you. *Charlie* Oh, 'cause I'm on credit, sorry. I wanna try and do this legit. Stop it! I have to do this legit.
10:46 Oh, no, let me do this legit without... Oh, thanks. No! How come I just have a normal lever as well? Oh, see, I did that legit. Oh, wow. I can do this legit if I stand on this for ages.
11:10 *Charlie* I'm gonna do it. Stop it. *Zinnio* Oh, we need to drink some moomoo milk. Oh, I only have one moomoo's milk. *Charlie* Give me some moomoo milk. *Zinnio* Okay, I'll just go milk a cow for a sec. Yeah, I'll just go milk a cow. Here you go, Charlie, here's your moomoo milk. You don't even need that. You don't even need it!
11:32 *Charlie* Why? *Zinnio* 'Cause you already ran out of stuff like that. Oh, Charlie, we're gonna finish this quick, seriously. *Charlie* Why? *Zinnio* 'Cause it's got 11 minutes on the clock. Go! Oh, no, Charlie, just cheat. *Charlie* Sorry. *Zinnio* 'Cause we don't wanna lose our content. That's really not it. That's why this video might be a bit rushed.
11:56 *Charlie singing*
12:16 *Zinnio* This should just- This should just- *Charlie* We have to fit our canes. *Zinnio* Our canes. *Charlie* I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate you. *Zinnio* You hate me? *Charlie* I hate you, daddy. You gotta do the boing boing dance. *Zinnio* I hate boing boing. *Charlie* The boing boing's good. It's good for your heart.
12:36 *Charlie* Can you hear me? Can you hear me? *Zinnio* No, I can't hear you, my ladda. *Charlie* Oh, I did it. *Zinnio* Oh, I did it without my ladda. *Charlie* Me too, I did it without my ladda as well. See, I just did it without my ladda.
12:52 *Charlie singing*
13:14 *Zinnio* Thank you guys for watching this- Oh, that didn't work. Bye guys. Leave a like, comment and subscribe. Bye.