SUMMER MAKEUP TUTORIAL (PARODY)
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00:00 Ah, summer. The perfect time to relax and sleep in. Or, if you're me, the perfect time
00:07 to overcommit and not be able to sleep due to the heat. Either way, this funky and natural
00:17 makeup inspired by all things summer is the perfect look for not biking, not swimming,
00:22 and generally not going outside at all.
00:27 Before I start, I'm going to do my hair. I call this look the "I've Given Up".
00:33 First I'm going to prep with a moisturizer to mimic the sleek look of a sweaty face.
00:40 Don't forget to moisturize your lips at least 100 times a day to keep them from cracking
00:43 and falling off.
00:45 Then I'm going to add some primer to prime myself for the harsh reality of going back
00:52 to school.
00:57 Spon some concealer to erase your superficial imperfections and maintain a casual and effortless
01:04 facade.
01:10 Now apply some foundation. I'm using the shade "I Don't Tan" from Sephora's Pale AF line.
01:23 First powder your T-zone and your ABCDEFG zone because it's frickin' hot.
01:30 Next apply an eyeshadow in a warm bronze color to represent the tan you think you're going
01:38 to get.
01:42 Then brush on a bright pink color which represents the sunburn that you're actually going to
01:46 get.
01:54 Time for mascara. The goal here is to make your eyelashes look like spiders which are
02:01 suddenly everywhere.
02:03 Apply lipstick with a bright fun color, much like the shade of a bee that will inevitably
02:10 sting you.
02:13 Brush up them eyebrows. Gotta keep them on fleek, right kids?
02:21 So there you have it! This fierce and feisty look will help you survive summer's heat waves,
02:28 failed romances, and plenty of self hatred. Have fun!
02:37 Is this Sephora not going to beat you?
02:39 Is this Sephora?
02:41 Oh, it's like a...
02:43 Oh, you're bleeding.
02:45 It's just like...
02:47 But actually, that's really gross.