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CreativityTranscript
00:00 Good Morning!
00:02 Stop using drugs!
00:23 Have you thought about it? If everyone uses drugs, I'll be without!
00:27 Stop using drugs!
00:29 Hey Bren, are you washing?
00:44 No, I'm just watering to turn into a squirrel!
00:46 Hey crazy, yes!
00:50 What a thing!
00:53 Stop using drugs!
00:55 Stop!
01:07 Stop!
01:09 I said stop!
01:11 Stop!
01:13 I'm going to play a joke on you with R$10!
01:25 R$10 for you!
01:27 R$10?
01:29 And if you're good, you'll get married!
01:31 But you have to see first what I'm going to do!
01:33 Give me R$10 here!
01:35 I'll put these R$10 here!
01:37 These R$10 here!
01:39 I'm going to take it out of here, under this stick here!
01:41 I'm going to put a stick here!
01:43 Under the stick?
01:45 Yes, under the stick!
01:47 Without taking it off!
01:49 But there's no way to do it!
01:51 Oh, I'll take it off!
01:53 It's impossible!
01:55 It's impossible to do this!
01:57 But you will really get it!
01:59 I'll take this stick out of there, without pulling the top!
02:01 I'll take the money out!
02:03 I pay to see!
02:05 You're tough!
02:07 I'll take the money out of here, without moving the stick!
02:09 Without moving the stick!
02:11 The top stick does not fall!
02:13 I take the money out!
02:15 But there's something, a house, isn't it?
02:17 You're going to take the house out!
02:19 I give R$100!
02:21 Show me R$100!
02:23 Here, here!
02:25 R$100!
02:27 I'll take it out of here!
02:29 I want to see if it's good!
02:31 I'm going to take it out now!
02:33 I doubt!
02:35 I doubt!
02:37 I want to see!
02:41 You took it out!
02:55 I won!
02:57 I won!
02:59 I won!
03:01 I won!
03:03 In the club we always bring a crowd!
03:05 Ok, ok!
03:07 Leave a girl, she might be a while!
03:09 Ok, ok!
03:11 I can see you in the corner staring, motherfucker!
03:13 You should take a photo!
03:15 Take a photo!
03:17 I swear it'll last longer if you take a photo!
03:19 Take a photo!
03:21 I swear it'll last longer if you take a photo!
03:23 Oh no!
03:25 Me ain't got no ego!
03:27 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:29 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:31 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:33 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:35 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:37 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:39 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:41 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:43 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:45 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:47 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:49 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:51 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:53 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:55 But someone always taking flicks and shit wherever we go!
03:57 We these motherfuckers, we ain't no faggots!
03:59 Guys from Apjap, dog's tail!
04:03 Let's drink tap water!
04:05 Let's go to the bathroom!
04:09 No time, dog's tail!
04:13 I'm drinking tap water, dog's tail!
04:18 You have to enjoy the water, you know?
04:20 The water is very difficult, you have to take it off.
04:24 Look!
04:26 If you run, it's worse.
04:41 I run!
04:44 [Water sounds]
04:57 [Laughter]
04:59 [Laughter]
05:15 What you doing, Scotty?
05:17 Our big fat boss, Eric, thinks he breaks all these chairs because he's fat.
05:21 Get that script done!
05:23 [Laughter]
05:25 Hey, Mike, Sarah, can I help you?
05:33 [Crash]
05:35 [Laughter]
05:37 [Horn]
05:39 [Laughter]
05:44 [Laughter]
05:51 [Laughter]
05:53 [Whistle]
05:55 [Laughter]
05:57 [Water sounds]
05:59 [Laughter]
06:18 [Laughter]
06:20 [Whistle]
06:26 Got one kitty chasing its tail.
06:31 And in the background, I just have this pair of freaky eyes.
06:36 Oh! Oh!
06:45 That was great timing, Jeanne. Good job.
06:48 What do you have to say?
06:53 [Applause]
06:59 [Crash]
07:01 Oh my God, you just did 40.
07:18 Yeah.
07:20 Oh!
07:28 What the heck?
07:30 [Shouting]
07:37 Oh, right.
07:39 I'm not coming.
07:41 [Shouting]
07:44 [Shouting]
07:46 [Shouting]
07:48 [Shouting]
07:51 [Shouting]
07:54 [Shouting]
07:57 [Shouting]
08:23 [Shouting]
08:26 [Shouting]
08:28 [Shouting]
08:53 (audience laughing)