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00:00 Someone help! Oh my god!
00:02 *whistling*
00:07 Everybody dance now!
00:09 Hello everybody!
00:11 Welcome back to my channel!
00:14 Where we do weird eyebrow movements
00:17 because no one else watches you
00:20 except me
00:21 while you're sleeping.
00:23 Anyway!
00:25 But yes, welcome back to the channel.
00:28 I know it's been vacant for many many months.
00:31 Anyway, I know it's been vacant for very many months
00:35 and so we're gonna do a really weird video today.
00:39 So without further ado,
00:41 here is my makeup tutorial.
00:45 Comment below if you will try this look.
00:48 The video is not sponsored and no copyright
00:52 so please don't sue me! Yeah!
00:54 You wake up in the morning,
00:55 you should already have makeup on your eyes and your lips
00:58 because I'm awesome.
01:00 So first off, we're gonna start with this eyeliner
01:02 that I got in some place you're never gonna find
01:04 so don't try to look for it.
01:06 And we're just gonna apply it to our eyeballs
01:09 and it's just gonna be really awesome
01:12 and you need to close your eye so that you can do it
01:15 and then if you're a pro like me, you can do it open.
01:18 It doesn't matter and we're doing a wing
01:20 because I can and you can't.
01:22 (music)
01:25 Here is the final look and now I'm gonna do the other eye
01:27 and I'll be right back.
01:29 Just remember, eyes are sisters, not twins.
01:33 Next, we're gonna just conceal our whole face
01:35 because we need to conceal the beauty.
01:37 So we're just gonna put it on these really classy
01:41 Walmart sponges that I got from Walmart.
01:44 They're only like $30,000 so that's really cheap
01:47 and then the concealer was only $7,000
01:52 so that's really cheap too.
01:53 So we're just gonna put as much as we can on the sponge
01:55 and put it all over our face, yeah!
01:58 (music)
02:11 We're just gonna extra rub it in with my hands
02:14 so that way we really get it on that forehead
02:16 and then slapping your forehead gives it a little bit
02:19 more pink feeling and then you just make really awesome faces
02:23 because you're awesome, yep!
02:25 Added some extra concealer under my eyeballs
02:28 to give me some C so it really hides those dark circles.
02:31 (music)
02:34 Next is top eyelashes and we're just gonna apply it
02:37 all over our eyeballs and also partially of our brow bone
02:42 so that way it gives it that extra eye liner
02:48 blended into the crease thing, yeah!
02:51 (music)
02:53 Using this tan eye crayon that was like $1,000
02:57 that's like super cheap and we're using it as our bronzer
03:01 and we're just using it to contour and to define
03:04 our really prominent cheekbones, yeah!
03:08 (music)
03:18 So I forgot to draw a pentagram/star on my face
03:22 because I'm a dazzling star.
03:24 (music)
03:27 So next is lip gloss but it's for my cheeks
03:31 so that way it gives them a more shiny look
03:35 and you can fill them in if you want which I will be doing
03:40 and this lip gloss only costed $80,000 at Walmart
03:45 so it was on the more cheaper side and I got a little bit
03:48 of concealer on it but that's okay.
03:51 So next is this purple, it's gonna make us look dirty
03:55 because you're a dirty whore so I thought I'd just
03:57 have that in, you know, for your sake.
04:00 (music)
04:02 So next we're going to be applying this green
04:05 that actually comes out more of a pink
04:08 and that is in the shade of your blood
04:12 and it only costed around $8,000,000
04:17 so it was really cheap and we're just putting it
04:20 around our lips so we don't have to do the Kylie Jenner
04:23 lip challenge and get those gross hickeys around our face
04:25 and then bleed everywhere and so it just looks
04:28 more natural too.
04:30 Okay so next we're going to be adding this water,
04:32 I mean, zit zapper all over our face by e.l.f.
04:35 so that way our pores open up to get the makeup in there
04:38 so that way your pores are the shade of your makeup
04:41 all the time.
04:43 So we're just taking the same concealer that we put
04:45 all over our face onto our eyebrows so that way
04:48 we can conceal them because they're blacker than my soul
04:52 so they need to be concealed a little bit.
04:55 So yeah.
04:57 So yeah, that was my everyday routine.
05:00 I hope you guys enjoyed.
05:03 I just wanted to give you one last look to show you
05:06 the real difference because the letting marrow know
05:09 sucks and the star just makes everything better.
05:13 So this is the final look.
05:16 I'm going to go out to Walmart and buy some more
05:20 lipsticks and then I'm going to go to the store
05:23 and get my nails done.
05:26 So I'll see you guys next week.
05:28 I'm going to go out to Walmart and buy some more
05:31 classy nails.
05:34 I make videos whenever I want so I'll see you whenever