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00:00 It's been a year!
00:02 *claps*
00:03 *whispers* Omedetou
00:04 It's finally been a year since I moved to Japan
00:07 So much has happened!
00:08 I thought it's time for...
00:10 *drumroll*
00:11 Guess it.
00:12 I want you to guess it. Say it out loud.
00:14 *clock ticking*
00:16 WRONG!
00:18 LOWAI!
00:19 *music*
00:28 You guys just can't get anything right.
00:31 First off, I met Mr. Beast! Hooray!
00:34 *chuckles*
00:35 Alright.
00:36 Let's see the comments.
00:37 Where are they?
00:39 Let's see how long we have to scroll.
00:41 *screams*
00:45 Jimmy's a freaking giant!
00:46 Why is everyone so f*cking tall?
00:48 God damn it!
00:49 So we were on this sloped hill,
00:51 and I was jo- I joked to him, I was like,
00:54 "Hey, you should stand at the bottom of the hill."
00:56 And Jimmy's so nice, he was like,
00:58 "Oh, you want me to do that?"
00:59 I was like, "No, I'll be a total asshole if I make you do that."
01:05 *laughs*
01:06 That was a fun and strange day.
01:08 I don't know if the video's up yet, but it should be very fun.
01:11 I've never been so scared in my entire life.
01:14 And I thought I was able to be that scared.
01:17 We rode one of those roller coasters,
01:19 and you've seen those clips where people go like, "Ahh!"
01:21 And then they pass out.
01:22 And then, "Ahh!"
01:24 And then they don't remember anything.
01:26 I feel like that happened to me.
01:28 I don't know.
01:29 "You're beginning to look more like your father."
01:31 Dude, I've always looked like my dad.
01:33 Especially if I wear the glasses.
01:36 And then we're here visiting!
01:37 Last week, it was so much fun.
01:39 We took a photo together, let's see.
01:41 *laughs*
01:42 There you go.
01:43 My- the old pops looking good for 65.
01:47 Got good jeans.
01:49 Oh, okay. Here we go.
01:50 Oh! Good!
01:52 *claps*
01:53 Found the original photo.
01:55 Turns out Pewds is just being humble about his height.
01:57 This looks more like it.
01:59 *laughs*
02:00 Thank you.
02:01 *laughs*
02:02 This is how I feel, okay?
02:04 If all these bald people can get hair transplants,
02:08 why can't I just be tall?
02:10 *laughs*
02:11 The meme that never dies.
02:13 *laughs*
02:16 Our auditorium got PewDiePie chairs.
02:19 That's right.
02:20 Red and blank. Looking good.
02:22 Will break your back, but it's worth it.
02:24 Wrong! You didn't guest today's sponsor.
02:27 *laughs*
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02:30 *laughs*
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02:34 *scoffs*
02:35 That means, if you-
02:36 *phone rings*
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02:42 mmm, so good looking, anime inspired,
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03:22 Because now,
03:23 *ticking*
03:24 Good.
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03:28 *laughs*
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03:37 *smacks lips*
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03:40 Peach is such a good flavor.
03:41 I highly recommend checking that one out.
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03:46 I never watched Dragon Ball.
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03:50 I know. *laughs*
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03:53 Where is it?
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03:58 And also throwing Dead Space Plasma Energy,
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04:02 Mmm.
04:03 That's what's fun about G Fuel.
04:04 Getting different flavors, getting different fun.
04:06 I actually thought about this too.
04:08 In Japan, you have to rinse the bottles of drinks when you're done with them.
04:12 Wait for them to dry.
04:14 Then smush them.
04:15 Then remember to recycle them on the day of the recycling thing.
04:18 And you know all these people that carry around their, uh,
04:21 their water bottles everywhere, like,
04:23 "Mm, I'm drinking water. I'm so saving planet.
04:25 Aww."
04:26 G Fuel drinkers be like,
04:27 "Bruh, I'm already- I've been doing it forever."
04:30 G Fuel is not just for gaming, it's for just making your day a little better.
04:34 A day is always better with a drink on your side.
04:37 That's my philosophy in life.
04:38 Thank you, G Fuel, for sponsoring this video
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04:47 Well, it was nice while it lasted.
04:48 PewDiePie got banned!
04:50 It's really cool 'cause Twitch doesn't-
04:52 just like YouTube doesn't say what made you banned,
04:54 so I don't know.
04:56 Probably shouldn't have been streaming the videos from 2017,
04:59 but I...
05:00 *laughs*
05:03 It was a weird time.
05:05 Everyone thought I was hacked first,
05:06 because I- we're doing a 24/7 livestream on Twitch.
05:10 Just for fun, I thought it could be a good way to make people as well, like,
05:14 have the chat and watch videos together,
05:16 and it's there if people want it.
05:18 'Cause I have so many goddamn videos, right?
05:20 No one knows. I don't care. It's back up.
05:23 "Pewds invites everyone to check out his lamp."
05:26 *laughs*
05:28 Yay.
05:29 I'm working on a 3D print video,
05:31 and I've been messing around just like,
05:33 doing stuff in public.
05:34 I remove them afterwards, but this is one of the things.
05:37 It'll come up when I'm ready, I don't know.
05:39 It's been really fun, actually.
05:41 No!
05:42 *laughs*
05:44 Stop it!
05:45 Now I have to fix it.
05:47 *laughs*
05:52 Oh, AI's gonna take over.
05:54 No, it's so good.
05:56 What? I asked for strong, long legs.
05:58 What the f*ck's that?
06:00 Alright, I'll take those.
06:02 Good calves.
06:04 Just like I had.
06:05 "Never too old to be a bro."
06:07 Man looks like he's Putin's bodyguard or some sh*t.
06:10 What is happening here?
06:12 "Sorry sir, PewDiePie just uploaded. I'll be right back."
06:15 Alright, so people are saying they're 41 and still watching.
06:18 Hell yeah.
06:19 "I'm 51 but I'm really 19."
06:21 That's how it goes.
06:23 "I found mine all day in a list of karaoke songs in the Philippines."
06:26 *laughs*
06:27 Goddamnit.
06:29 We did karaoke when my parents were here,
06:31 and my mom kept going, "Where's Shazania?
06:34 Why don't they have it?"
06:36 She's so sweet.
06:38 I'm like, "Mom, I don't think it works like that, but maybe it does."
06:42 During our wedding, when we played lasagna on the dance floor,
06:47 she sang the loudest.
06:49 She's so funny.
06:50 "What language would PewDiePie's kids speak?
06:52 English, Swedish, Italian, Japanese."
06:55 I'm told that kids can learn many, many languages.
06:59 As long as, like, if I spoke Swedish,
07:02 Marzia speaks Italian, maybe together English,
07:06 and then in public, Japanese.
07:08 It will be a confused child, regardless.
07:11 I apologize in advance for having a baby.
07:15 We're no longer bros.
07:17 We're gonna be uncles.
07:19 "What's up, my uncles? Uncle fist."
07:21 That's sweet.
07:23 "Man, let me live to the fullest."
07:25 Hell yeah.
07:26 Oh. *laughs*
07:28 I was like, "Wait a minute. Did the shutter go off?"
07:31 Because we had an automatic timer on it.
07:33 And I was like, "Eh." *laughs*
07:35 Good photo. Good times.
07:37 "Felix, please do a toilet review.
07:39 All you iPhone users making fun of people tweeting from Androids,
07:42 wish you could be on my effing level."
07:44 Gucci smart toilet? Is that an actual thing?
07:46 No. No, it's not.
07:49 Disappointing!
07:51 The f*ck is that?
07:54 What is that?
07:56 RGB toilet.
07:58 RGB toilet. Gamer toilet.
08:01 Hell yeah. Gamer toilet.
08:04 That's gonna be the next PewDiePie chair version.
08:07 Absolutely.
08:09 8,000?!
08:11 We'll sell it at the cheap price of 99.99...
08:15 9.
08:17 *laughs*
08:19 "Cringe weeaboo
08:21 based epic Japanese enjoyer."
08:25 *laughs*
08:27 Looking good, Jack.
08:29 Beautiful.
08:31 I wanna ask. I've done it too.
08:33 And I look way more cute. Don't even try, Jack.
08:35 "My stomach grumbled while at a Swedish friend's house,
08:38 and they took me out the backyard and broke both my kneecaps."
08:41 Good.
08:43 As they should. Is this meme still going on about
08:46 Swedish people not offering food?
08:48 Because it's just facts, okay?
08:50 Stop asking us for food. It's weird.
08:52 We will break your knees.
08:56 "How do you accidentally buy a car?"
08:59 "Oopsie!"
09:01 "Oh, I just fell. I literally just fell."
09:04 "And then I had the keys to the car in my hand."
09:07 *laughs*
09:09 That's so good.
09:13 "Accidentally got two cars."
09:15 I might have to say a Russian piece to the Teora
09:19 and get a more family car now, to be honest.
09:22 So if you guys have any suggestions, let me know.
09:24 "Is it too early to worry for Pewds' child?"
09:27 "Female mannequin. My daughter doesn't want it.
09:30 Freaks her out. I want to get back my money.
09:33 Best offer. I'll give you $100 to tell her it's sold.
09:37 Hide it in the attic for two weeks,
09:39 take it out, and put it back in the room while she's sleeping."
09:43 "Aww, I can't wait to be a dad."
09:47 I stand by this.
09:51 If you're not traumatizing your children
09:54 for your own entertainment, then what's the point?
09:57 Huh? What do you think I'm having a kid?
10:00 "Devil Brain and all responded to my latest video.
10:02 Thanks for playing the game and celebration.
10:04 The game is now 50% off!"
10:06 That's so cool. I really enjoy that game.
10:08 I've been playing it on my own now, too.
10:10 "Check out my video. It's epic."
10:12 Is that Austin Bradley? Hell yeah.
10:14 "I wanted to personally say congratulations to Felix and Marzia.
10:16 Welcome to the 3D printing dad's club."
10:19 [laughs]
10:21 Hey, I love it.
10:23 "Joey revealed that the babies are fished long before the latest video."
10:27 "But the good stuff is, right?"
10:28 "Sure, sure. The first thing you're gonna do
10:30 when you see your newborn son
10:32 is you're gonna show them this video and be like, 'Son, if you don't eat the goated ones,
10:36 you're dead to me.
10:38 If you like the omaebo, I'll smack you out of your head.'"
10:41 He said it. No way.
10:44 Yeah, it's a boy. We're having a boy, in case you didn't know.
10:47 I think it might be time to tell you guys the gender.
10:50 Yeah!
10:54 [laughs]
10:56 So those are koinobori, which represents Children's Day,
10:59 but originally I think they were for the boys' day.
11:03 It's a boy. Having a boy, and I'm so excited.
11:06 Maybe he is 180.
11:08 Yes! I am!
11:11 What?
11:13 Where is he?
11:15 I'm tired of this shit.
11:18 Alright, what does that say?
11:21 What does that say? 180.
11:23 Summon inside. Summon it.
11:25 I also look like a drug dealer on my passport.
11:27 I don't know why.
11:29 180!
11:31 Don't ever doubt me!
11:33 And you know what? I've been doing these stretching exercises.
11:36 I bet you I'm even taller now.
11:38 I bet you I'm huge.
11:40 "Destroyed Lonely" is a 19-year-old. No way.
11:43 I don't really like... I'm not into the streaming world.
11:46 I be seeing it on my Twitter and shit,
11:48 but I don't really care for no streamer.
11:50 But YouTuber?
11:52 I like PewDiePie.
11:54 I watch his videos.
11:56 Hell yeah!
11:58 Co-hosts seem to moderately agree.
12:00 I don't know who this is.
12:02 "Destroyed Lonely."
12:04 Looked like he was high off his balls, man.
12:06 Jeez.
12:11 I wanted to... I really wanted to like it.
12:14 I'm sorry.
12:16 But thank you.
12:18 Not bad. Not bad.
12:20 Alright, let's go with that.
12:22 I've seen a few bullet clips in the last couple of vlogs.
12:24 Will I ever make a video about it?
12:26 Yeah, I think I'll do one after I've been doing it for a little longer,
12:29 'cause I'm really enjoying it.
12:31 My hands are sandpaper.
12:33 Wait, if I ever touch Marzia, she just cringes,
12:35 'cause it's like...
12:39 It's really fun. I recommend it.
12:41 It's like a video game exercise.
12:43 Like, they have all these levels and different colors and sh*t,
12:46 and then you wanna level up to the next one.
12:48 I don't know. It's fun.
12:50 Although, Surf Season is back,
12:52 and I'm very excited.
12:54 "Did I blatantly rip off Felix's wedding outfit?"
12:56 Yes. "Am I proud of myself?"
12:58 Yes. "Looking fine, sir."
13:00 Well then.
13:02 "Curse you, abbreviated sub count.
13:04 Now I can't tell if he's losing or gaining subscribers.
13:06 Waiting for PewDiePie to hit 112 million subscribers."
13:10 I am growing, I think, with like,
13:12 the smallest amount.
13:14 SUBSCRIBE!
13:16 I want 112!
13:18 Please!
13:20 What do I have to do? Huh?
13:22 What do I gotta do? Sex tape with Markiplier?
13:24 I'll do it. Sex tape with Markiplier
13:26 at 112 million subscribers.
13:28 You've heard it here first.
13:30 Mark said yes.
13:32 Thank you for watching this video. I hope you enjoyed.
13:34 It's been fun to check in with you guys.
13:36 Hope you're doing well.
13:38 I'm not gonna promise a bunch of other videos,
13:40 but I have been working on other videos, and they're coming, so see you soon.
13:42 Hej då. Hej hej. Bye bye.
13:44 Alright, next up we're gonna try out ChatGPT.
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13:54 *laughs*
13:56 That's way too long.
13:58 *laughs*
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