Fire Roasted Pierogis - You Suck at Cooking (episode 20)
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00:00 [acoustic guitar]
00:01 You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.
00:07 First discovered by Polish sailors in the 1400s,
00:14 the pierogi has taken a special place in the hearts of many
00:17 due to its resemblance of the half-moon,
00:19 its aerodynamic shape, and its delicious taste.
00:22 But can you cook one over a campfire?
00:24 I met a girl recently who told me that it was a great way to cook a pierogi.
00:28 I intend to find out if she was right, or if she was drunk.
00:32 But first, let's take a second and think about where it came from
00:36 and what it took for it to get here.
00:38 [acoustic guitar]
00:42 Feels like you just left yesterday
00:49 But it's been a long, long time since you've been on your way
00:56 Oh pierogi, you're really so small and dopey
01:03 But you've got so much personality
01:09 On the outside you're all white
01:12 But you've got so much going on inside
01:16 Like cheese and bacon, oh I just want to take a bite
01:24 Oh pierogi, you make me so emotional
01:30 Too bad I'm hungry and you gotta go
01:34 [acoustic guitar]
01:38 [piano]
01:59 And we won't forget how you walked to your death
02:04 You didn't blink and you have no regrets
02:07 If the afterlife calls for a reference
02:10 I'll say that you were the best
02:13 Oh pierogi, little lost pierogi
02:20 Lost pierogi
02:27 [fire crackling]
02:29 The results are in and she was not drunk.
02:31 This is delicious, it's a little bit crispy, a little bit smoky
02:34 and a really good way to cook a pierogi.
02:36 Grilling these on the barbecue would be perfect.
02:38 I think I might be bringing a bag of pierogis next time I go camping.
02:42 Or a steak, a steak is also delicious.
02:44 But the pierogis were really the main event here tonight, that's for sure.
02:48 No they weren't. That's a lie.
02:50 And that looks like the head of a spooky horse.
02:54 Getting a canoe to relieve your stress
02:59 Spending a day paddling is really the best
03:02 Paddle in the water and let your worries melt away
03:07 Go into the woods and craft a disguise
03:11 Make a cedar wig with some pine cone eyes
03:14 Make a leafy mustache and then change your name
03:19 Paddle across the country and don't look back
03:23 That's your old life and you don't need that
03:26 Go to a new town, never talk to anybody again
03:32 Get a new house and a new job
03:35 Delete your social media, cut everyone off
03:39 They're just being negative and you just really don't need that
03:43 If you ever run into someone you knew
03:48 Deny and deny and deny that it's you
03:51 And deny and deny and deny until they go away
03:55 Don't worry about the backlash
04:00 Just keep living and adjust your mustache
04:03 And that's how canoeing helps melt all your stress away
04:07 Devin, you're in the shot!
04:13 [BLANK_AUDIO]