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00:00 Joe was about to meet the most diabolical, canine killer of all time, Dr. Animal.
00:09 Good morning.
00:11 Good morning.
00:13 Don't move. Please, miss, don't say a word. Just give me a moment.
00:17 You're a woman. You're black.
00:19 You're in a very strange place. Cleveland.
00:23 You're wearing earth tones.
00:26 You used to date a policeman, but you just couldn't cop it.
00:30 He made you very unhappy. Is that true?
00:34 Where is she? Where'd she go? And who are you?
00:37 I'm white. I'm male. You didn't get one of those things right.
00:40 I have a cold. Are you from Pittsburgh?
00:42 No, I'm with the FBI.
00:43 Shit.
00:44 I'm here for your advice. May I be frank?
00:47 I thought you were Joe.
00:48 I'll be both. I need your help to nail a killer.
00:51 I know. I know. I have psychic powers, but there's no air in here.
00:56 I'm cooked up. I'm being held against my will and my willy.
01:00 Don't you understand? My psychic powers have been...
01:04 furnished.
01:06 For what?
01:07 Forget it.
01:08 FBI, may I see your credentials, please?
01:13 Closer, please.
01:19 Closer.
01:21 Closer.
01:25 Close enough.
01:27 Oh, how I long for a nice hot pizza made with the brains of an intellect.
01:33 I miss that texture. I can smell your aqua velva.
01:40 Your aqua velva.
01:42 Pencils, pens, peels. Give me a break.
02:02 Hey, hey.
02:04 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
02:14 All the king's horses and all the king's men had scrambled eggs.
02:18 Oh, I like you, Miss...
02:19 Mister.
02:20 Please, call me Doctor.
02:22 You do those drawings, Doctor?
02:24 Yes, I'm taking a correspondence course.
02:27 Docteur Animal.
02:29 Call me A.
02:31 A?
02:32 Also, call me Doctor.
02:34 A Doctor.
02:36 Doctor A.
02:38 Excuse me, Doctor A.
02:39 Bingo.
02:40 Doctor A, bingo.
02:42 Moving on.
02:43 I've been entrusted with a very delicate case.
02:46 See, it's the first of my career, actually.
02:49 We're chasing a killer...
02:51 I'm getting a vision.
02:53 Wait, I see.
02:55 Un chien maniaque.
02:57 Un chien maniaque?
02:58 Oui, on pourrait être amis.
02:59 Il a des doigts fiers.
03:02 Il bise tous ses victimes dans le doigt.
03:05 Ils tous meurent avec un regard sur leur visage.
03:08 C'est pas du tout.
03:09 Oh, attends.
03:10 Attends.
03:11 C'est Lassie.
03:14 Bonjour, Lassie.
03:15 Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
03:16 Oh, elle est très en colère.
03:17 Sur Benji qui a tout ce temps de screen.
03:20 Attends, elle est aussi malheureuse avec le...
03:22 Jimmy.
03:23 La pute est vraiment en colère.
03:25 Docteur, je m'apprécie de tout ce que vous faites pour moi.
03:27 Je le suis vraiment, mais...
03:28 Oh, ne soyez pas si déçu.
03:29 Mais...
03:30 C'est tout d'accord.
03:31 C'est mon plaisir.
03:32 Mais...
03:33 Vous avez l'air comme un motobus.
03:34 Dis-le.
03:35 Je me fais fatiguer.
03:36 Je vais au bureau.
03:40 Bonne nuit.
03:41 C'est incroyable.
03:42 Elle n'obéit même pas aux lois de la gravité.