Ira & Abby Bande-annonce (EN)
Transcript
00:00 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:03 - Are you Ira? - Yes.
00:05 - You have a great face. - What?
00:07 It's a great face.
00:08 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No, I have a fear of perishables.
00:12 - Do you wanna get married? - I don't know you at all.
00:18 Half of our marriage is in a divorce anyway.
00:20 We'd probably have as good a chance as anyone.
00:22 - Are you not attracted to me? - No, that's not what I...
00:26 Are you worried we wouldn't be sexually compatible?
00:28 I'm getting married.
00:29 - Hello! - Welcome to the family!
00:32 If you ever need a quickie divorce, I'm your man.
00:35 Marriage isn't about feelings, it's a contract.
00:37 - Marriage isn't about feelings? - No, it is. Of course it is.
00:39 It's about feeling terrible and criticized.
00:42 Can we pull over right here?
00:43 - Lou, you may kiss... - Ira. It's Ira.
00:46 Ira, don't tell me this is your mother.
00:52 You look like his sister.
00:54 She's had a lot of work, though.
00:56 Every morning, every evening Ain't we got fun?
01:00 Tell her we can't go around feeling good all the time.
01:04 It's just not done.
01:06 That's Abby's first husband, and that's her second.
01:09 I have a hard time saying no to people.
01:10 - So you marry them? - Ira.
01:12 - Leah. - How's it going?
01:14 - Great. - Great.
01:15 Love being married. Who would have thought?
01:16 Yeah, not me.
01:17 Hey, baby, it's me. I'm gonna be late tonight.
01:20 I'm having dinner with Ronnie. He really has to see me about something.
01:22 We're kissing. He seemed very into it.
01:24 - I took off my clothes. - I can't do this.
01:27 - And he bolted. - Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
01:30 - Hey, babe. - Wait. You know each other?
01:32 It's just a little...
01:34 She didn't tell me about two ex-husbands.
01:36 Seems you can't accept the reality of Abby's past relationships.
01:39 No, I can. Of course I can. I just can't eat or sleep. That's all.
01:42 I can't believe you won therapy.
01:44 For Ira and Abby, marriage is work.
01:46 Oh, God.
01:48 What are the odds two strangers get married
01:50 and then fall totally in love with one another?
01:52 I was just hoping that we could have sex every day.
01:57 No matter what.
01:59 Yes.
02:00 That's my wife.
02:05 That's my wife.
02:06 I'm sorry.
02:07 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:09 Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org