• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 (Bruits de mouche)
00:04 - You know what?
00:05 I was gonna wait until we ordered dessert,
00:06 but I think I'm just gonna...
00:07 - Oh! I hope they have something with bacon bits on it.
00:09 I hear that's like really trendy right now.
00:11 - Bacon is my favorite food group.
00:13 - Excuse me!
00:14 I'm trying to tell you guys something extremely difficult
00:16 and heart-wrenching, and I mean it might kill me,
00:18 so a little respect, please.
00:20 (musique)
00:21 - Dinner with my parents was kind of a disaster.
00:23 - Mom, Dad,
00:26 I'm gay.
00:28 (rires)
00:30 - Honey, we know.
00:32 - What do you mean you know? How?
00:35 - We read your diary every night when you went to bed.
00:38 - How was dinner with your parents?
00:40 - Well, I told them I broke up with Matthew.
00:42 - What did you do?
00:44 - I didn't do anything.
00:46 - Well, you must have done something for him to break up with you.
00:49 - I left him, but thanks for assuming he dumped me.
00:51 - I got the chocolate explosion cake for dessert.
00:53 Did you bring me some?
00:54 - I need to go shopping. What are you doing today?
00:56 - No, I will not go shopping with you.
00:58 - What about this time, but with like a belt?
01:01 - Hi.
01:02 - Who's that girl he's with?
01:03 - She seems like a total high maintenance bitch.
01:05 - Oh, wait, he dated you, so you should worry.
01:09 (laughs)
01:10 - How's Cassie, and how'd she take it when you told her?
01:13 - Told her what?
01:14 - Isn't this your friend Mackenzie?
01:16 - Is she single?
01:17 - I have seen you poop, and you couldn't just tell me you were gay.
01:20 - I wasn't ready.
01:22 - Who texted you?
01:23 - Elliot.
01:24 - Hey, you never mentioned her.
01:26 - She plays soccer.
01:27 - I hate sports.
01:28 - I like girls who play sports.
01:30 - Just so you know, I have no idea what I'm doing.
01:33 - Honestly, neither do I.
01:35 - Cool.
01:36 - And where did you go last night?
01:38 - Couldn't deal with Matthew and his hooker girlfriend anymore.
01:40 - I don't get it. You broke up with him.
01:42 Do you want to like get back together?
01:44 (music)
01:46 - Mackenzie, are you watching lesbian porn?
01:49 - Yeah.
01:50 - 'Cause I told you that Bridget Jones' Diaphragm is not the same movie.
01:55 [Générique de fin]
01:57 [BIP]