• l’année dernière

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00:00 -How are you both? -Great.
00:02 Fine.
00:03 Danny blasted porn on the Bluetooth speakers.
00:07 Claire's vibrator literally melted from overuse.
00:09 Would you believe me now
00:12 My life is a mess.
00:13 My husband kicked me out a few days ago.
00:16 My daughter hates me.
00:18 Oh, my God!
00:20 Mom!
00:21 Threesome is a big leap.
00:22 Maybe you were subconsciously worried about our little threesome,
00:26 about me and you and Dad.
00:29 -Ew! -No, I don't mean it in that same way.
00:31 How did I get so far from the person I wanted to be?
00:35 What would I tell my 22-year-old self?
00:41 Stop worrying whether you're fat.
00:45 Who gives a shit?
00:47 And stop obsessing about your nose. Your nose is perfect.
00:50 Don't take your mom for granted. She won't be here forever.
00:53 Claire Marie Pierce is an award-winning essay writer
00:57 and soon to be college graduate with a 4.0.
00:59 Come on, Elle Claire!
01:01 You're one of the best writers I know.
01:05 An advice column is easy clicks.
01:08 -Okay, take a left. -You should be the one doing this.
01:10 I'm not giving anybody advice.
01:13 What would I tell my 22-year-old self?
01:19 Someday, you'll look back on that one Christmas
01:22 when your mother gave you a mustard yellow coat.
01:25 Don't hold it up and say it's too puffy
01:27 because your mother will be dead by spring
01:29 and that coat will be the last gift she ever gave you.
01:32 I wish you weren't my mom! I could die tomorrow!
01:36 And if I did, you would never forgive yourself
01:39 because that would be the last thing you'd ever say to me.
01:41 You're not the only one that could die tomorrow.
01:43 So could I!
01:44 That is an awful thing to say to me!
01:46 I want so much for you,
01:51 but you're not gonna get any of it if you don't want it for yourself.
01:55 I am fine, baby
01:57 There's just no way I'm dying
02:00 What does it mean to heal?
02:02 To move on?
02:04 To let go?
02:05 I am the only one you want
02:08 And I'll leave the light on
02:10 You leave the light on
02:17 Why can't you make new friends? What happened to Bethany?
02:19 Bethany had anal sex on a greyhound going to Reno.
02:22 What? Yeah, why would she want to take a bus to Reno?
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