Woman Has Hard Time Bathing Reluctant Cat
The cat, Tiki, was infected with fleas, so her human mother decided to give her a bath to get rid of them. But it wasn't a smooth battle. Due to her lifelong hatred of water, Tiki refused to cooperate with her pet-parent. Tiki's human found it difficult to deal with the frequent paw strikes and bites that Tiki launched, but she made sure to help Tiki in removing the fleas. She eventually displayed the combat wounds she sustained throughout this extraordinary bathing session.
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00:00My cat had a little predicament, fleas, oh there she is, she's so cute, she has no idea what's about to happen to her.
00:07Anyways, she has fleas so I have to give her a bath and the last time I gave her a bath she tried to ruin my life so I figured why not monetize off my pain.
00:15And I learn from my mistakes, so as you can see I'm wearing long sleeves and I even put my fingers in the little finger hole because I've got to stay strapped, I've got to stay protected.
00:24Look at her, she does not care, she's flailing her body around, trying to get out of that bathtub.
00:29At this point I can't really tell who's in control anymore, you know, she's knocked over the bottle of Dondish so twice.
00:35She's clinging to my arm, digging her poop-sifting claws so deep in my skin I'm starting to debate if I'm going to have to get a tetanus shot after this.
00:43But I'm still giving her love, trying to calm her down, de-escalate the situation.
00:48And boom, she turns on me, bites me in the boot.
01:00Boom, that was the betrayal that really made me start to question my safety.
01:04I mean look at her, she looks like she wants to un-alive me.
01:07I'm starting to wonder has my cat been a rabid animal this whole time and I just had no idea.
01:13I'm telepathically trying to connect to her because you know we're mother and child.
01:17I'm trying to tell her like, this is supposed to be a spa day babe, this is supposed to be enjoyable, girls day at the spa.
01:24That looks a little aggressive.
01:26I'm holding her by the area of the neck that their like moms hold them as a kitten because you know I am mother cat.
01:33Like I said, she's my daughter.
01:35And I gave her a good little scrubbing, scrub-a-dub-dub with the Don soap, I let it sit.
01:40And then she fully, she fully played me.
01:43I thought she was calm, I thought things were good.
01:46But in her defense, I did turn on the water right in front of her face.
01:50That was such a rookie mistake.
01:53I don't know what I was thinking, I just think I was trying to survive at this point.
01:57So I flip her around in the tub and I start picking the fleas off her.
02:03I'm just letting the water soak me at this point because, straight for the jugular.
02:08That one felt a little personal because I think she was actually trying to maul my face.
02:13Jealousy is a disease babe, get better.
02:16Thank God we're almost done here because she's really starting to turn up.
02:20Biting my arm, and this one actually did draw blood, I'll show you at the end.
02:24And why is she hanging there? I'm not your prey.
02:27You are not a predator. You are my child, calm down.
02:31So yeah, I'm Mr. Mean Guy now, I'm pissed.
02:35I'm rinsing her off straight into the faucet at this point.
02:38I don't even care, but actually she kind of calmed down at this point.
02:42And there she is, little rat girl.
02:45Where's your manners, where's your cooth? That was not a Berry Lady like pose.
02:50So she's all finished, we're drying her off.
02:56My battle wounds from war.
02:58I'm gonna kill my mom!