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00:11:21Driver, this isn't the way to 83rd Street.
00:11:24That man recognized me. He'll know my name.
00:11:26But I know your name.
00:11:28It's Jack Doe.
00:11:29No, no, that's an alias.
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00:14:31It's quite all right about the fare.
00:14:33It's not quite all right.
00:14:34If Dad told me, he'd be furious because I'm late.
00:14:36I may need you for an alibi.
00:14:40Have my guests been here long, Barky?
00:14:41Some time, Miss.
00:14:42I've already served the cocktails.
00:14:44Well, tell them I'll be right in.
00:14:46Yes, Miss.
00:14:47Barky, is his father home?
00:14:48Yes, Miss.
00:14:49He's in the library.
00:14:50And I met Ed.
00:14:51Mr. Forbes is very angry.
00:14:54Please wait here a minute.
00:15:02Hello, Daddy.
00:15:03Oh, hello, darling.
00:15:04How about a little financing?
00:15:06I need some money.
00:15:08Yes, and I need quiet.
00:15:10I'll give you two minutes to go in there and get rid of that brain jackass.
00:15:15That's only Tony Bates.
00:15:16You shouldn't pay any attention to him.
00:15:18He just did well advise me to ignore a howling hyena.
00:15:22Oh, all right.
00:15:23I'll try and keep him quiet.
00:15:24Come on, now.
00:15:25How about that financing?
00:15:32Well, which one do you recognize?
00:15:34That piano.
00:15:35I think I can play it.
00:15:36Really?
00:15:37Oh, but don't you understand?
00:15:38If I can play it, perhaps it'll help me to remember.
00:15:41Well, why not?
00:15:42Come on.
00:15:47Hi, Jane.
00:15:48Come on in.
00:15:49We've got a swell new game.
00:15:50Watch me.
00:15:51Am I good at this?
00:15:52Look.
00:15:57Now, wait a minute.
00:15:58I've been gathering talent for you.
00:16:00Oh, that's swell.
00:16:01This gentleman's going to play the piano for us.
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:04Jane, that's wonderful.
00:16:23What delicacy, maestro.
00:16:25And yet, what fire.
00:16:27What fire.
00:16:28What fire superb.
00:16:33Stop it.
00:16:34Stop it.
00:16:35You're being cruel.
00:16:36He doesn't know who he is.
00:16:37He's trying to find out.
00:16:38I'd know that magic touch anywhere.
00:16:40Why, he's Paderewski with a haircut.
00:16:46It isn't his fault.
00:16:47He has amnesia.
00:16:48You know all about amnesia.
00:16:50You get hit on the head, and everything goes blank.
00:16:53Until you get hit on the head again, and then,
00:16:55it all comes back.
00:16:58I see I have your attention.
00:17:00Now, watch a scientific experiment.
00:17:04Listen, old man.
00:17:05Maybe I can be of some assistance to you.
00:17:07Yes, how?
00:17:08Just a little experiment.
00:17:11There.
00:17:12Hey, don't do that.
00:17:13I'm trying to help you.
00:17:20Oh, dear.
00:17:21Oh, dear.
00:17:24Hey, come here, young man.
00:17:26Yeah, I don't know you, but I want to.
00:17:29My name is Roger Forbes.
00:17:31Mine's Jack Doe.
00:17:32And I'm delighted to welcome you to my home.
00:17:35Come on, now.
00:17:36Buy your drink, and we celebrate the departure
00:17:38of the braying jackass.
00:17:54We're from the taxi cab company.
00:17:55Tell that mug we've been waiting long enough.
00:17:57We want to see him.
00:17:58The taxi driver is a guest of Mr. Forbes.
00:18:00Oh, yeah?
00:18:01And he works for the taxi cab company.
00:18:03Send him out here.
00:18:04I'm sorry.
00:18:05He's being entertained by Mr. Forbes.
00:18:07I cannot disturb the gentleman.
00:18:09He's no gentleman.
00:18:10That mug belongs in his cab, and I want him in it.
00:18:12See?
00:18:13When he's in his cab, the gentleman may be a mug.
00:18:18But when he's a guest of Mr. Forbes,
00:18:21the mug is a gentleman.
00:18:23Well, when you show the gentleman out,
00:18:26tell the mug he's been fired.
00:18:28Take it away, George.
00:18:32I'll introduce you to our Forbes, Jim Dandy.
00:18:35Jim Dandy.
00:18:37So that reminds me, there's a D on my key tag.
00:18:39Do you suppose that could be my initial?
00:18:41Well, D stands for Doe.
00:18:42Could be Doyle.
00:18:43Or Dangerfield.
00:18:44Or Dorchester.
00:18:45Oh, that's right.
00:18:46Isn't there an Earl of Dorchester or something?
00:18:48No, nonsense.
00:18:49He's not an Earl.
00:18:50He'd have the gout.
00:18:51Gout's expensive.
00:18:52Oh, I don't know.
00:18:53Perhaps I could afford it.
00:18:54I have $10,000.
00:18:55I carry it in my left-hand pocket.
00:18:57Is that strange?
00:18:58It's almost unheard of.
00:18:59What, the left-hand pocket?
00:19:00No, the $10,000.
00:19:02I hope I didn't steal it.
00:19:04Of course not.
00:19:05You don't look dishonest.
00:19:06Why, you couldn't.
00:19:07Now, you've been awfully nice, but I think I'd better go.
00:19:09Oh, no.
00:19:10Here, you haven't tried my Jim Dandy yet.
00:19:12All right.
00:19:14Oh, that is definitely the best yet.
00:19:17Oh, my boy, you are an ideal guest,
00:19:19and you're going to stay to dinner.
00:19:21Oh, yes, do.
00:19:22Oh, well, thanks really.
00:19:23Oh, sure, you're going to stay, isn't he?
00:19:25Certainly.
00:19:26Barking, put Mr. Doe's taxi in the garage.
00:19:28He's going to stay for dinner.
00:19:29Oh, don't bother, Barking.
00:19:30Just leave it where it is.
00:19:31I beg your pardon, sir, but it isn't, sir.
00:19:34Isn't what?
00:19:35Isn't your Texas, sir.
00:19:37Why, of course it is.
00:19:38I distinctly remember leaving it there.
00:19:40You don't suppose I could be having a relapse, do you?
00:19:42Barking, you forget yourself.
00:19:43This gentleman is my guest, and you will treat him as such,
00:19:46even if he is a taxi driver.
00:19:47I beg your pardon, sir, but he isn't, sir.
00:19:51How do you know?
00:19:53I was told, sir.
00:19:55Told what?
00:19:56Tell us exactly what you were told, Barking.
00:19:58Well, the exact words were, tell the mug he is fired.
00:20:04Thank you, Barking.
00:20:05That seems quite clear.
00:20:07Now, see what you've done?
00:20:08The nicest young man you've ever brought home,
00:20:10and you have him fired.
00:20:11Well, it's your fault.
00:20:12You were trying those mixed drinks on him.
00:20:13Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll.
00:20:15Nothing of the sort.
00:20:16I was responsible for you being fired,
00:20:17so I'll give you a job at my show.
00:20:19Oh, no you don't.
00:20:20I'm going to put him to work in my office.
00:20:21You are not.
00:20:22I certainly am.
00:20:23Well, I think I'll keep out of this.
00:20:24You can't talk to him that way.
00:20:25He's working for me.
00:20:26He's working in my office, and I talk to him any way I please.
00:20:28Yes, but I was the one that brought him here first.
00:20:30And I'm the one that kept him here,
00:20:31and I'm going to have my rights.
00:20:32Come on.
00:20:33We'll have another drink.
00:20:54Morning.
00:20:55Oh, Mr. Jones.
00:20:56I'm including a little note about you
00:20:57in every security phone we send out.
00:20:59That's the idea.
00:21:00There's a $5,000 reward for anybody
00:21:01who can tell me who I am.
00:21:02Might as well be me.
00:21:03Why not?
00:21:05Good morning.
00:21:06Good morning.
00:21:07Good morning, Zack.
00:21:08Glad to see you're all hard at work.
00:21:10How do you do?
00:21:11Good morning.
00:21:12Well, he claims he works well, doesn't he?
00:21:19Here are those memos you dictated yesterday afternoon,
00:21:21Mr. Jones.
00:21:22Well, thank you.
00:21:23That's splendid.
00:21:25Shouldn't you cover the gasoline filling
00:21:27stations in Canada, too?
00:21:29Right.
00:21:30I might have been there.
00:21:31I'll get you a complete list of them today.
00:21:33Oh, thank you.
00:21:34That's very nice.
00:21:47And I am convinced that these securities
00:21:49are of the highest standard.
00:21:50Paragraph.
00:21:52Now in regard to a personal matter.
00:21:54A gentleman by the name of Mr. Jack Doe
00:21:56doesn't know who he is.
00:21:58Has anyone dropped from sight in your immediate circle?
00:22:03A reward of $5,000 will be offered for any clue.
00:22:07Mr. Doe has offered a reward of $5,000
00:22:10to anyone discovering his identity.
00:22:12And while I know you do not need the money, Mr. Vanderbilt,
00:22:15I will gladly split it with you.
00:22:17Yours truly.
00:22:18That'll be all.
00:22:19Get that out at once.
00:22:20Good morning.
00:22:21Good morning.
00:22:22Morning, Miss Lomas.
00:22:23Morning.
00:22:24Good morning.
00:22:25You're out early, Miss Forbes.
00:22:34Dad, I wonder if it'll be all right if I...
00:22:37Huh?
00:22:38Yeah, I understand.
00:22:41But now don't stay too long.
00:22:42Remember, he has work to do.
00:22:43I won't stay a minute.
00:22:44I just want to make sure he likes it here.
00:22:46Yeah, steel, you know, refining till Jack Doe di...
00:22:58Jack...
00:23:03Jack...
00:23:04Jack Doe...
00:23:05Jack...
00:23:06Don't you forget me.
00:23:07Don't you forget me, Jack.
00:23:08Don't you forget me.
00:23:09Don't you forget me.
00:23:10I'm going to be a good boy, Jack.
00:23:11You know, a good boy.
00:23:12You know, a good boy.
00:23:13Don't you forget me.
00:23:14Don't you forget me.
00:23:15Here are the reports you wanted on these companies, Mr. Forbes.
00:23:22Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, the reports.
00:23:31What is the meaning of...
00:23:41Yes, Mr. Forbes?
00:23:44Ask Mr. Roberts to step in here, please.
00:23:47I'm sorry, Mr. Forbes, but Mr. Roberts is in with Mr. Doe.
00:23:52Yes, Mr. Forbes?
00:23:53I want to see Mr. Schmeid at once.
00:23:56I'm sorry, Mr. Forbes, but Mr. Schmeid is in with Mr. Doe.
00:23:59Uh-huh.
00:24:02Yes, Mr. Forbes?
00:24:03I want Mr. Appleby.
00:24:05I'm sorry, Mr. Forbes.
00:24:06But Mr. Appleby is with Mr. Doe.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:36You've all done very well locally,
00:24:38but now we must cover every nook and corner of the country.
00:24:41A few scattered replies from our clients has meant nothing.
00:24:44We've got to devote more time and energy to the search.
00:24:46Now, think of it.
00:24:47By using the facilities of this vast organization,
00:24:50one of you can win the $5,000 reward.
00:24:53Now, how can it be done?
00:24:54Has any one of you a suggestion?
00:24:56Uh, have I the privilege of saying something, please?
00:25:08You're fired!
00:25:10Dad, you can't do that!
00:25:11I can't but have.
00:25:35I'm sorry, Jack.
00:25:37Yes, so am I.
00:25:38What are you going to do now?
00:25:40Start looking again.
00:25:41Oh, it's a shame.
00:25:43No, you can't blame them.
00:25:44Oh, I can.
00:25:45Anyone would think losing your identity was a picnic.
00:25:49That's it.
00:25:51That's what you need.
00:25:52What?
00:25:53A picnic.
00:25:54Relaxation and sunshine.
00:25:55You've been too closely confined.
00:25:57If you go on like this, I will lose my head.
00:25:59Then you give in.
00:26:00You win.
00:26:01Weather permitting.
00:26:02Oh, it never rains on my picnic.
00:26:09That's all right.
00:26:10There were too many names on there anyway.
00:26:35Hiya, Parkins.
00:26:36Now see where those are.
00:26:37Huh?
00:26:38Oh, yeah.
00:26:39You mean outside.
00:26:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:26:43Miss Forbes is in the drawing room.
00:26:48Oh, good.
00:26:49You've got the lunch ready.
00:26:50Yes, and who cares?
00:26:52I never saw such a day.
00:26:53What?
00:26:54Why, the weather in the drawing room is perfect.
00:26:56What ozone.
00:26:57What vitamins.
00:26:58Come on, get into your outing clothes.
00:26:59We'll be late.
00:27:01Jack, have you actually lost your mind?
00:27:03Nope.
00:27:04Better wear a sun hat and some shoes with heavy soles.
00:27:06There may be rocks.
00:27:07Oh, but how can we go on a picnic?
00:27:08Now don't argue.
00:27:09Go on upstairs and change your clothes.
00:27:10Have you forgotten it never rains on your picnic?
00:27:12Oh, but it is.
00:27:13Are you going to get into some sport clothes,
00:27:15or are we going to get into an argument?
00:27:17All right.
00:27:18Do you mind if I make use of Parkins?
00:27:20No, help yourself.
00:27:21Thanks.
00:27:22I'll take that, my good man.
00:27:23Very good, sir.
00:27:24Come along, Parkins.
00:27:27Parkins, could you get me some glasses?
00:27:30Tumblers?
00:27:31Goblets?
00:27:32Very good, sir.
00:27:33How many, sir?
00:27:34Oh, about three dozen.
00:27:35Very good, sir.
00:27:36And Parkins, I'll need a waterfall and a pond.
00:27:39The goldfish pond, sir?
00:27:41Parkins, you're a genius with ideas like that.
00:27:43Say, this is going to be a picnic.
00:27:45Very good, sir.
00:27:46Yes, I hope it'll be.
00:28:07Yoo-hoo!
00:28:13Yoo-hoo, Jack!
00:28:16You'll have to take the trail around to the lake.
00:28:23Yoo-hoo, Jack!
00:28:25You'll have to take the trail around to the lake.
00:28:31Yoo-hoo, Jack!
00:28:33You'll have to take the trail around to the lake.
00:28:41Well, are there any snakes?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:46Are there any snakes?
00:28:49Can't hear you.
00:28:50The waterfall.
00:29:04Oh, this rock's slippery.
00:29:06Yeah, it's the moss on it.
00:29:08Oh!
00:29:09I told you to be careful.
00:29:11Now you're all wet.
00:29:18Lovely day, isn't it?
00:29:19Mm-hmm.
00:29:20It never rains on my picnics.
00:29:23Chocolate cake?
00:29:26All picnics are lovely.
00:29:29Chocolate cake?
00:29:31All picnics require chocolate cake.
00:29:35And pickles?
00:29:37Require the song of birds.
00:29:39And sandwiches?
00:29:41Require ants.
00:29:43You're hungry.
00:29:44Am I?
00:29:45Fresh air makes you hungry.
00:29:46Yep.
00:29:47Don't pick the wildflowers.
00:29:48They'll only taste.
00:29:52Oh, it's so peaceful here.
00:29:59Jack, is that something you just remembered?
00:30:01No.
00:30:02Just struck me as a good idea.
00:30:04A very good idea.
00:30:18Oh, the coffee.
00:30:19Don't let it boil over.
00:30:29Well, now what do I do with it?
00:30:30You ought to know.
00:30:31You're apparently an old hand at picnics.
00:30:38Say, what's going on here?
00:30:41It's a picnic, Jack.
00:30:43Why, the surge just jumped the pop.
00:30:46Look out for that stepping stone.
00:30:48It's slippery.
00:30:50And above all, they're contaminated.
00:30:53Unmitigated.
00:30:55Idiotic.
00:30:56Oh!
00:30:57Don't sit there.
00:30:58You'll get poison mahogany.
00:31:00Here you are, sir.
00:31:01A nice, dry rock for you.
00:31:08A nice, dry rock.
00:31:11Ideal spot, isn't it?
00:31:16Now, look here.
00:31:17I've stood all of this nonsense.
00:31:19I'm going to.
00:31:20How about a sandwich, Dad?
00:31:21Well, this thing has got to stop.
00:31:23Now, there are certain things that either can't be done
00:31:26or else...
00:31:27Well done, sir.
00:31:29No, just a light golden brown.
00:31:32It's a pop.
00:31:34You're trying to poison me.
00:31:35You want marshmallow and pickles and liverwurst?
00:31:43You know, Mac, in spite of everything, I like you.
00:31:47But now, after all...
00:31:49Thanks, Dad.
00:31:50You see, I'm going to marry him.
00:31:52Oh, yeah?
00:31:53And can you see yourself promising to love,
00:31:55honor, and obey John Doe, number 47?
00:31:58Oh, but I understand I can go to court
00:32:00and take in anyone I please.
00:32:01There, you see?
00:32:02Ah.
00:32:03And when they ask if there's any reason
00:32:05why this man and woman shouldn't be married,
00:32:07supposing another woman steps up
00:32:10with three or four perfectly good little reasons.
00:32:14Oh, Dad.
00:32:16But I don't feel married.
00:32:17Neither did I, but I'm a father.
00:32:21You know, if I wasn't a sentimental old fool,
00:32:24I'd have put my foot down long ago.
00:32:26Now you're talking like a father.
00:32:28Yeah, and that's how I'm going to act.
00:32:31Jack.
00:32:33I stand by on one condition.
00:32:35What is it?
00:32:36This.
00:32:37Today is the 10th of April.
00:32:38If by May the 1st you haven't pruned your identity,
00:32:41you must walk out of our lives.
00:32:43Don't promise him that.
00:32:44Well, he's only asking what I would if I were your father.
00:32:47Is it a bargain?
00:32:49Yes, sir.
00:32:50Oh, Dad.
00:32:52My darling, your fiancee has said it's a bargain.
00:32:59Well, great on my picnic anyway, didn't it?
00:33:01Oh, just a passing shower.
00:33:04Look, it's a prophecy.
00:33:07Yes, but just to say we can't get married until you're...
00:33:09Never mind, honey.
00:33:10I'll find out who I am.
00:33:11I know, but Dad only gave us three weeks.
00:33:13Yeah, but it can be done.
00:33:15I have it.
00:33:16Why not think of something startling,
00:33:17like, um, like jumping over the moon.
00:33:19Publicity.
00:33:20Sure, the newspaper.
00:33:21Oh, you can tell them about your amnesia.
00:33:22Uh-huh, they'll print my picture.
00:33:23Oh, Jack, let's go now.
00:33:24Why, it's a cinch.
00:33:28I'll say, Mr. Editor, I've got a good story for you
00:33:30and it won't cost you a dime, not even half a dime.
00:33:33And I think I'm going to make a swell story
00:33:34to run my picture on the front page
00:33:36and write under it in big letters, who is this man.
00:33:38Yeah, better yet, I might run a special extra
00:33:41with the entire front page your picture.
00:33:44Listen, I run a dame's mug for 14 days
00:33:47with the caption, who is this woman?
00:33:49And what happens?
00:33:50On the 15th day, a play opens on Broadway
00:33:53entitled, Who Is This Woman?
00:33:55And the dame's the star of it.
00:33:57But I know he has amnesia.
00:33:59Go on, lady.
00:34:00He's probably the come on for a soap campaign.
00:34:03Use amnesia soap and you won't forget the day.
00:34:05Well, I'll see you again sometime.
00:34:10Hello.
00:34:11Hello.
00:34:12What?
00:34:13This poor lady who just divorced her eighth husband
00:34:15is readying her ninth.
00:34:16Something personal.
00:34:17Imagine this.
00:34:18Amnesia victim wants to know who he is.
00:34:20Age 25, weight exactly 170, gray eyes, brown hair.
00:34:24Anyone missing in your social circle?
00:34:26Then step right up and if you strike it right,
00:34:28you'll strike right or wire to Jack Doe Carriage Station ABC.
00:34:32Something even more personal.
00:34:34Frankie and Johnny.
00:34:35Johnny.
00:35:05Here's our last lead.
00:35:35Sounds bad.
00:35:37Dear sir, my husband disappeared from Buffalo two months ago.
00:35:42The description you give fits perfectly.
00:35:45He has brown eyes, brown hair, is 25 and weighs exactly 170.
00:35:50His name is John Dawson and I'm sure.
00:35:54I hate to go in.
00:35:55Suppose it's the right one.
00:35:57Darling, you shouldn't have come along.
00:35:59Well, I have to, darling.
00:36:01Well, I have to, darling.
00:36:02You see, you're a secret and I'm a woman.
00:36:05Well, I just have to know the answer.
00:36:09I'll be right back.
00:36:25All right, all right.
00:36:26Don't break the door down.
00:36:28What do you want?
00:36:31I want to see Mrs. Dawson.
00:36:33And what do you want with Mrs. Dawson?
00:36:35Well, nothing, I hope, but I had to come when I received her letter.
00:36:39A letter and you had to come, eh?
00:36:41Ain't that just dandy?
00:36:44Minnie.
00:36:45What is it, honey?
00:36:47Have you been writing letters to this dude?
00:36:50I never saw him before in my life.
00:36:52Then I couldn't very well be your husband, could I?
00:36:54So what?
00:36:55No, you don't.
00:36:57You can't leave Buffalo for a couple of months without a million Clark Gables making a play for you, huh?
00:37:01He ain't Clark Gables.
00:37:03No, you're quite right, lady.
00:37:04The whole thing's a mistake.
00:37:05Yes, and you made it.
00:37:08Police!
00:37:10Police!
00:37:12Stop him, honey!
00:37:13Get away!
00:37:14Get away!
00:37:15Give it to him!
00:37:16Give it to him!
00:37:17Give it to him!
00:37:18Give it to him!
00:37:19Give it to him!
00:37:20Give it to him!
00:37:21Come on!
00:37:22Come on!
00:37:23Break this up!
00:37:24What's going on?
00:37:25No!
00:37:26What's going on here?
00:37:27Why, he started it!
00:37:29John Dawson.
00:37:34You are hereby charged with assault with intent to commit violent injury resisting an officer.
00:37:39Guilty or not guilty?
00:37:40Guilty.
00:37:42$25 or 12 days in jail.
00:37:45John Doe.
00:37:53You are hereby charged with assault with intent to commit violent injury resisting an officer.
00:37:57Guilty or not guilty?
00:37:58Guilty, Your Honor.
00:37:59$25 or 12 days in jail.
00:38:02Next case.
00:38:13See, I just thought I should have pleaded not guilty.
00:38:15Then maybe I could get my picture in the papers.
00:38:17Try making faces at the judge.
00:38:18You mean, uh...
00:38:20$10 apiece or 10 days in jail.
00:38:22We ain't got $10.
00:38:23All right, 10 days in jail.
00:38:28Your Honor, I beg your pardon.
00:38:30I'll pay his fine.
00:38:31I'll pay everybody's fine.
00:38:32He can't do that to us!
00:38:33We've got our rights!
00:38:34We were legally sentenced!
00:38:36We won't stay in jail!
00:38:37We won't stay in jail!
00:38:38Young man, you're wasting your money.
00:38:41A more undeserving collection of rascals never appeared before a magistrate's court.
00:38:46Your Honor, Miss Forbes and I feel that someone's always helping the deserving.
00:38:48We want to help the undeserving.
00:38:50The worthy have been hogging all the benefits.
00:38:52We want to give the unworthy a break.
00:38:53Ernie?
00:38:54Hey, drop that poker game.
00:38:55Get the gang down here with the cameras right away.
00:38:57Very well, young man.
00:38:58Thank you, Your Honor.
00:38:59Boo!
00:39:00Boo!
00:39:01Did I ask you to pay my fine?
00:39:03We don't want anything from the capitalists!
00:39:04We'll have to stay in this jail or else!
00:39:06Now listen, chap, get out of here.
00:39:07You're trying to pay.
00:39:08Order!
00:39:09We've got a right to stay in jail for the cause!
00:39:11Give him his money back!
00:39:12Nobody gets their money back!
00:39:13Order!
00:39:14Order!
00:39:15Come on, get out of here!
00:39:16Order!
00:39:17Order!
00:39:18Order!
00:39:19Order!
00:39:20Order!
00:39:21Order!
00:39:22Order!
00:39:23Order!
00:39:24Order!
00:39:25Order!
00:39:26Order!
00:39:27Order!
00:39:28Order!
00:39:29Order!
00:39:30Order!
00:39:31Order!
00:39:32Now be sure you get pictures of Miss Forbes, okay?
00:39:34Hey, clear the courtroom!
00:39:38Hey, you!
00:39:39Clear the moniker.
00:39:40Clear the courtroom.
00:39:41Hey!
00:39:42Get the cameras!
00:39:43Get the cameras!
00:39:44Here's the corkscrew!
00:39:55Hurry up, Jack!
00:39:58Here it is!
00:40:08Oh, look at my leg!
00:40:10Try and find my face, you can't even see it!
00:40:14Look at my leg!
00:40:16Look at my leg!
00:40:18Look at my leg!
00:40:21I don't get a good clear picture on the paper pretty soon,
00:40:23nobody will ever recognize me!
00:40:26You're starting a riot in court, Burt, what will?
00:40:29Here's the corkscrew!
00:40:44Operator...
00:40:45Get me Chicago along distance.
00:40:50There is one thing sure,
00:40:52if we start anything else here with the police,
00:40:54the only picture you'll get will be in the rogues' gallery.
00:40:56But this isn't the only town that's got a newspaper,
00:40:57Would it be so difficult to photograph you through a barrel?
00:41:00All right, you win.
00:41:11Hello?
00:41:12Colton?
00:41:14I just ran into him.
00:41:16No, he didn't know me.
00:41:18Amnesia.
00:41:20Look.
00:41:22If you want to put that deal over before he finds out who he is...
00:41:26You better have.
00:41:35I want you to call her my daughter and bring her back.
00:41:38Do you think she'll come willingly?
00:41:40Willing or not.
00:41:41Blade or sorry, hot or cold, bring her back.
00:41:44Yes, sir, Mr. Forbes.
00:41:45You think you can find them?
00:41:46Mr. Forbes, when I'm hired to be a bloodhound, I become a bloodhound.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:51Smell out and get on their trail.
00:41:54It's hard to get a mental picture of Mr. Doe with that fist in his face.
00:41:58Well, you'll be able to tell my daughter by her legs.
00:42:01Oh, very good, sir.
00:42:02Here.
00:42:03That's your expense money.
00:42:04Now, I want action and no publicity.
00:42:06I'll take the first plane out of town.
00:42:10Well, what is it?
00:42:12I'll bargain.
00:42:13Leave your papers on.
00:42:15I said...
00:42:16Miss James on.
00:42:23Look at that.
00:42:24Sales at my Buffalo branch office dropped off 50 percent.
00:42:29One woman withdrew $100,000 worth of bonds.
00:42:32Said she wouldn't trust them to a man that couldn't control his own daughter.
00:42:36Now my business in Toledo is ruined.
00:42:39You find that amnesiac and convince him he came from the father's place away from home.
00:42:44I'll take care of it.
00:42:45I'll take care of it.
00:42:46I'll take care of it.
00:42:47I'll take care of it.
00:42:48I'll take care of it.
00:42:49I'll take care of it.
00:42:50I'll take care of it.
00:42:51I'll take care of it.
00:42:52When the father's place away from here you can think of.
00:42:55I have no branches in Australia.
00:42:58You get him to go there and I'll give you $5,000.
00:43:02Five thousand dollars.
00:43:12Why are you so sure he came from Australia?
00:43:15Well, there are many symptoms.
00:43:17Never been there before.
00:43:18Well, then I'm convinced, Mr. Doe, that you've been kicked in the head by a kangaroo.
00:43:22Hey, no, on your horse, on your horse.
00:43:25We've got to get rid of this guy or we'll never put it over.
00:43:28How did you happen to locate us up here in Cleveland?
00:43:31Mr. Doe, I'm a bloodhound, and when I smell $5,000...
00:43:35What?
00:43:36Yes, sir, Mr. Doe, my unselfish advice to you is, take the first ship to Australia.
00:43:41Oh, it's a long trip, but if you have to go, I'll certainly go with you.
00:43:44Oh, no, no, no, no, not you, Miss Forbes.
00:43:47Oh, no.
00:43:48You really hurt me.
00:43:49Here we go.
00:43:50It wasn't too bad.
00:43:51Stop it.
00:43:54Stop it.
00:43:55No publicity.
00:43:56What?
00:43:57No publicity.
00:43:58Miss Forbes, for the sake of your father, for my sake, stop him.
00:44:02Oh, why doesn't he go to Australia?
00:44:05For my sake.
00:44:07Stop it.
00:44:09Come on.
00:44:10Come on.
00:44:11Get off of me.
00:44:12You're ruining my life.
00:44:15Somebody call the police.
00:44:17Come on.
00:44:18Stop that.
00:44:19Stop that.
00:44:20Hey, hey, turn it off.
00:44:22Call the police.
00:44:23Hey, get off of me.
00:44:27Come on, let's go.
00:44:38Well, that was a flop.
00:44:39It was all my idea.
00:44:40Now it's my turn.
00:44:41There's no use staying here for the picture.
00:44:42Well, they wouldn't recognize you anyway.
00:44:44Well, you're both getting sensible.
00:44:45Say, reconsider that Australian trip now.
00:44:47Never mind, partner.
00:44:48We've still got seven days left.
00:44:49Well, certainly.
00:44:50It only took six days to create the whole world.
00:44:52Yes, but look who did it.
00:44:53Oh, we can't stay here.
00:44:54They give us 10 days.
00:44:55Suppose we pull some nice clean gag and say Detroit.
00:44:58Yes, and this time, be sure your face is clear and unobstructed.
00:45:00I guarantee it.
00:45:01Come on.
00:45:04Come on.
00:45:05Oh.
00:45:08Thanks, folks.
00:45:09You'll see it in tomorrow's press bulletin.
00:45:11Uh.
00:45:38Uh.
00:45:39Uh.
00:45:40Uh.
00:45:41Uh.
00:45:42Miss Loomis, did you get Narnie?
00:46:11Uh-huh.
00:46:17Hello, Narnie?
00:46:20I'll do the talking.
00:46:21Now, look here.
00:46:22I hired you to bring my daughter back quietly
00:46:24and she staged a riot in a dozen cities.
00:46:27Now, this publicity is ruining my business.
00:46:29But I told Doe to go back to Australia.
00:46:31You see, Mr. Forbes, it takes a little time
00:46:34to get into his confidence.
00:46:35And you're getting into his picture, too.
00:46:38Up here, Narnie.
00:46:39Yes, but Chicago, but they can't go there.
00:46:43I do $10 million worth of business a year in Chicago.
00:46:47All right, all right.
00:46:49Let them go and I'll be there to give them a hearty welcome.
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54Miss Loomis, book me a reservation on the first plane to Chicago.
00:46:58Tell Barkins to pack my baggage.
00:47:01I'll take her to Europe.
00:47:03That's what I'll do, huh?
00:47:10What do you do?
00:47:11Have you a reservation for Miss Forbes and Mr. Doe?
00:47:15Certainly, sir.
00:47:26Pardon me.
00:47:27This is Miss Jane Forbes and Jack Doe.
00:47:30I trust, I do trust, that if we receive you,
00:47:34you will not try to escape us.
00:47:36I trust that if we receive you,
00:47:38you will not try any of your stunts around the hotel.
00:47:42We promise.
00:47:45Front.
00:47:47Suite 8, 37, 39, and 41.
00:47:52Colton.
00:48:00What did I tell you?
00:48:02Never gave us a tumble.
00:48:03Yes, but he's back in his hometown now,
00:48:05and if we don't recognize him before we close that deal tomorrow,
00:48:07we lose a million dollars.
00:48:09There's got to be some way of keeping him quiet.
00:48:12Got an idea?
00:48:13You may call it that, but I think it's an inspiration.
00:48:16Come on.
00:48:17They're beginning to discipline us already.
00:48:19We're getting nowhere fast.
00:48:22We haven't even got money for a chaperone anymore.
00:48:25He probably talked himself into going to Australia.
00:48:27Raise the floor, please.
00:48:29Worst of all, we haven't learned a thing about me,
00:48:31whether I'm rich or poor, high or low, married or single.
00:48:34Oh, Jack, we both know you're single.
00:48:36Let's go away someplace where nobody can find us and get married.
00:48:39Oh, no.
00:48:40That wouldn't be right.
00:48:41Oh, but it would be so much fun.
00:48:46All right, son.
00:48:47These three go in there, and the others in my room.
00:48:49But we've got to think of something fast.
00:48:52I know.
00:48:53Suppose I start fishing downtown in the Chicago River,
00:48:56and you hide under the street bridge
00:48:58with a box of salted codfish,
00:49:00and every now and again you hook one on.
00:49:02Then we'll...
00:49:04Oh, no.
00:49:06Not startling enough.
00:49:13I was thinking of the elevated railway in the river.
00:49:15Oh, that's a good idea.
00:49:18I was thinking of the elevated railway in the loop.
00:49:20We could lead a cow up the stairs at night
00:49:22and get her on the tracks,
00:49:23and you could flag the train with a red petticoat.
00:49:26No, that's too startling.
00:49:31I've got it.
00:49:32Oh, is this good?
00:49:33Why did I never think of this before?
00:49:36Will that be all, sir?
00:49:37Yes, thank you.
00:49:38Thank you, sir.
00:49:39Well, come on.
00:49:40Come on.
00:49:41Father has the branch office here.
00:49:42Oh.
00:49:43Oh, no, no, listen.
00:49:44Tonight we'll place big signs on the windows
00:49:46offering general motor stock at $10 a share.
00:49:48Standard oil at $5.
00:49:50U.S. deal at $1.50.
00:49:51We'll say going out of business.
00:49:52Parent sale.
00:49:53That's it.
00:49:54We'll have handbills printed with all those bargain prices on them.
00:49:56Oh, there'll be a riot.
00:49:57Well, the police reserves will be called out.
00:49:58Maybe the National Guard.
00:49:59And we'll be right up front when our pictures are snapped.
00:50:01Oh, I hope nothing gets in front of my face.
00:50:03Oh, I hope something gets in front of my legs.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:09Oh, hello.
00:50:10Why, Dad, what a nice surprise.
00:50:12The old bloodhound.
00:50:13Oh, you're going to have a riot, are you?
00:50:15With police reserves.
00:50:16Don't forget the National Guard.
00:50:18Now, get your things.
00:50:20We're going home.
00:50:21That is, if I still have a home.
00:50:23It's certain I no longer have a business.
00:50:26Oh, I'm awfully sorry, sir, but I was only...
00:50:28Oh, after all you've done.
00:50:31Making a fool of my daughter with your confounded circus stunts.
00:50:35His stunts?
00:50:36Why, at least half those were my ideas.
00:50:38Yeah, a good idea, Nernie, is to show Mr. Doe the door.
00:50:42But, Father, I still feel he's single.
00:50:44And he still can't prove it.
00:50:46He's got to get out of our lives and stay out.
00:50:48Is that your room?
00:50:49Yes.
00:50:50Come on and pack.
00:50:54He's right.
00:50:55At least until I find out who I am.
00:50:57But if you don't...
00:50:58Then I'll always remember you.
00:51:00And always love you.
00:51:03Love you.
00:51:13The last time I heard you.
00:51:15Luxurious steamers, pleasant companions, deck games.
00:51:18I... I bought you a ticket.
00:51:22Please go to Australia.
00:51:25Please go away.
00:51:34Hello, Danny, you old rooster.
00:51:36What?
00:51:37When did you get back from your trip?
00:51:38Why, uh...
00:51:39Say, wait a minute.
00:51:40I've been carrying this for weeks, waiting to give it back to you.
00:51:42Well, thanks, but I...
00:51:43Thanks?
00:51:44I'm the one to say thanks.
00:51:47Are you sure you can do it?
00:51:48Sure, I can spare it.
00:51:49That horse won by four lengths, and I doubled it.
00:51:51Well, thanks again, Danny.
00:51:52See you tonight at the club.
00:51:54Bye.
00:51:55Bye.
00:51:56Bye.
00:51:57Bye.
00:51:58Bye.
00:51:59Bye.
00:52:00Bye.
00:52:01Bye.
00:52:02See you tonight at the club.
00:52:03Damn.
00:52:04Well, that's me.
00:52:05Hey, wait a minute.
00:52:06Well, Danny, old boy, how are you?
00:52:07Glad to see you.
00:52:08Back among us, eh?
00:52:09Why, yes.
00:52:10Are they sure it's you at the club, boy,
00:52:11going all this time and not even a postcard?
00:52:13Well, it seems quite a trip.
00:52:14Yeah, some trip, I guess, eh?
00:52:16Your club did all right, your spot, while you were tripping.
00:52:18My, uh...
00:52:19My spot?
00:52:20Sure, the Paradise Club.
00:52:21You know, you had it rolling so well,
00:52:22your manager just kept raking in the money.
00:52:24Well, you'll have to slow up a little bit
00:52:25to see I'm a little hazy.
00:52:26It was quite a trip.
00:52:27You, uh, you think it was a spree, of course.
00:52:29I know, I know.
00:52:30Bad booze.
00:52:31I got it once.
00:52:32It'll wear off, though.
00:52:33I'm, uh, I'm the owner of the Paradise Club.
00:52:34Why, certainly.
00:52:35Of course you are, Danny.
00:52:36Yeah, uh, Dan Kelly.
00:52:37I'm going over there now.
00:52:38You want a lift?
00:52:39Yeah, uh, wait a minute.
00:52:40You ought to know this.
00:52:41Um, am I married?
00:52:42No.
00:52:43No.
00:52:44Of course not.
00:52:45You're single.
00:52:46At present.
00:52:47See you at the club.
00:52:54Hey, four, quick.
00:52:55Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:56Hey, four, get out of the way.
00:52:58Four.
00:52:59Hey, you can't do that.
00:53:00Hello.
00:53:01Kelly's your name?
00:53:02We were at the first floor, not the eighth floor.
00:53:04Come on.
00:53:07Jack!
00:53:08I know who I am.
00:53:09I know who I am.
00:53:10I know who I am.
00:53:11I know who I am.
00:53:12Who are you?
00:53:13I'm Dan Kelly.
00:53:14I'm Dan Kelly.
00:53:15From Australia.
00:53:16Don't that prove he was kicked by a kangaroo?
00:53:17Hello, Mrs. Dan Kelly.
00:53:18What a wonderful name.
00:53:19Will you like some patient?
00:53:20Be sensible.
00:53:21We'll be Mr. and Mrs. Dan Kelly.
00:53:22Yes, but do you know you're single?
00:53:23Sure I know I'm single.
00:53:24He always was single.
00:53:25But I won't stay single.
00:53:26Yes.
00:53:27Well, what are you?
00:53:28Not who are you, but what are you?
00:53:29I'm the owner of the Paradise Club.
00:53:30That's what I am.
00:53:31The Paradise Club.
00:53:32Oh, how romantic.
00:53:33How do you know all this?
00:53:34Where'd you find out?
00:53:35Downstairs in the lobby.
00:53:36I met a man.
00:53:37Met two men.
00:53:38One of them gave me this.
00:53:39He borrowed it for the races.
00:53:40Dan Kelly.
00:53:41Well, that proves it.
00:53:42Yeah, $1,000.
00:53:43That proves it.
00:53:44And then a second man recognized me.
00:53:45That proves it.
00:53:46It makes a final.
00:53:47Oh, let's go to the club for dinner now.
00:53:48Oh, no, no.
00:53:49It's too early.
00:53:50Oh, come on.
00:53:51It's never too early to look at my property.
00:53:52Uh, our property.
00:53:53No, I'll join you later.
00:53:54All right, let's go.
00:53:55Oh, but we can't go dressed like this.
00:53:58Well, um, how long will it take you to hurry?
00:54:00Well, I'm practically changed already.
00:54:02All right.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:04Oh, daddy, isn't it wonderful?
00:54:06It was worth all the trouble it cost us.
00:54:08It didn't cost you $5,000.
00:54:11Get in there.
00:54:13Do you think you can get me a full detailed record
00:54:16of this Dan Kelly?
00:54:17You know, I was just thinking about it.
00:54:19Shh.
00:54:20Don't think so loud.
00:54:21Get me the record.
00:54:22Get it.
00:54:23No, no.
00:54:24Use the phone downstairs.
00:54:34And please, remember, for the next 24 hours,
00:54:38this mug that's coming here later bosses the joint.
00:54:42In fact, he owns the joint.
00:54:45Is that clear?
00:54:46Yes.
00:54:47Now, wait a minute.
00:54:48And another thing.
00:54:51My name ain't Kelly anymore.
00:54:53It's Donovan.
00:54:55Donovan.
00:54:56Now, if you remember that, you're going to get a bonus.
00:55:00You forget it, you're going to get fired.
00:55:02Now, is there anything else you can suggest, Mr. Colton?
00:55:05Not a thing.
00:55:06Kelly, the plan is perfect.
00:55:08Well, it's your money and your plan.
00:55:11Oh, yes.
00:55:12Remember.
00:55:13Now, this mug that's coming here is me.
00:55:17He owns the joint.
00:55:19I'm just the manager around here.
00:55:21Whatever he says goes.
00:55:24Now, scram.
00:55:25Yes, Mr. Donovan.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27Mr. Donovan.
00:55:28Come on, boys.
00:55:29Take it out.
00:55:30It's in your hands from now on.
00:55:32Just keep him convinced he's Kelly until tomorrow afternoon
00:55:34and the money's yours.
00:55:35You can bet on me.
00:55:36I am betting on you.
00:55:37A million dollars worth.
00:55:38You know, this is going to be the easiest
00:55:40money I ever made in my life.
00:55:42What do you want?
00:55:43Mr. Kelly.
00:55:44What?
00:55:45Mr. Donovan, I think it's them.
00:55:47They're here.
00:55:48You better get out the back way, the both of you.
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:53Does it look the same?
00:55:54Oh, uh.
00:55:55Well, yes.
00:55:56Yes, I was just refreshing.
00:55:58Why, it's Mr. Kelly.
00:55:59Glad to see you're back, sir.
00:56:01I had a nice trip.
00:56:02That's good, sir.
00:56:03We all sure missed you.
00:56:05Good evening, Mr. Kelly.
00:56:07Good evening.
00:56:08Good evening, Mr. Kelly.
00:56:09Good evening.
00:56:10Good evening, Miss Kelly.
00:56:12The, uh, the nightclub business starts late, you know.
00:56:17Look, Daisy, Mr. Kelly.
00:56:19Oh, so it is.
00:56:21Where have you been, Mr. Kelly?
00:56:22Well, uh.
00:56:23Oh, uh, Mr. Donovan to see you.
00:56:25He's been managing the place fine.
00:56:27How are you, Donovan?
00:56:28I was glad to see you back, Mr. Kelly.
00:56:30Delighted.
00:56:31In fact, I'm, uh, relieved.
00:56:32It's quite a job managing this place.
00:56:34Well, you ought to know.
00:56:35Oh, uh, Donovan, may I present Miss Forbes?
00:56:38Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
00:56:39Would you like to see what the joint, uh, the place
00:56:41looks like, Mr. Kelly?
00:56:43Would we?
00:56:44Would we?
00:56:45Well, come this way.
00:56:46I'll show you around.
00:56:48Hello, Mr. Kelly.
00:56:50Oh, hello.
00:56:51Donovan, that old lady's working too hard.
00:56:53Give her $200 and send her home.
00:56:55What?
00:56:56Give her $200.
00:56:57Oh, Mr. Kelly, bless your heart.
00:56:59All right, my good woman.
00:57:02Hey, I want that when you come back.
00:57:05I ain't coming back.
00:57:07Yes, you are.
00:57:11Well?
00:57:12No.
00:57:13Not so very good.
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15A package.
00:57:16My glasses.
00:57:17If you'll permit me, sir.
00:57:18Oh.
00:57:21Yeah, let me see it.
00:57:23If you'll pardon me, sir, I wish to give notice.
00:57:26Give notice?
00:57:27Well, sir, considering the sort of publicity
00:57:29you're about to receive, you can hardly expect
00:57:31me to remain in your service.
00:57:44Educated.
00:57:45Reformed school.
00:57:46Six months.
00:57:47Counted jail.
00:57:48Two years.
00:57:49State's penitentiary.
00:57:51Oh.
00:57:52Don't take it so hard, Mr. Forbes.
00:57:54Don't say they hung him.
00:57:55Yeah, get out of my way.
00:57:57Barkage.
00:57:58My hat.
00:57:59Barkage.
00:58:00Oh, where is my hat?
00:58:01Here it is.
00:58:03Where are you going?
00:58:04Australia.
00:58:05Australia?
00:58:09Darling, what do you think of those ugly drapes?
00:58:11What's the matter with them?
00:58:12Oh, silver cloth is so garish.
00:58:14They are pretty loud and cheap.
00:58:16What do you mean, cheap?
00:58:18$300 a pair.
00:58:19Well, loud anyway.
00:58:20Take them down.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22Take them down tonight?
00:58:23No, right now.
00:58:24They should be silk in a burgundy color.
00:58:25Yeah, but that wouldn't match the decoration.
00:58:27That's right.
00:58:28We'll have to have the whole club redecorated throughout.
00:58:30Donovan, get the decorators in tomorrow.
00:58:33Look at those frightful vases.
00:58:36They ain't vases.
00:58:37Them's vases.
00:58:39They cost $500.
00:58:40They're vases.
00:58:41Hey, lady, they're vases.
00:58:42You mean they vase vases.
00:58:46Hey, what are you doing there?
00:58:48You want to wreck the joint?
00:58:49You can't do that.
00:58:53Oh, that awful music.
00:58:55What do you mean, awful?
00:58:56Say, that's Toby Willey's E-Lite Orchestra.
00:58:59You ought to get Whiteman.
00:59:00Oh, maybe we ought to have a solid gold saxophone in there, too.
00:59:04Donovan.
00:59:05I know, but aren't you forgetting yourself?
00:59:07Darling, I believe that you should discharge the orchestra
00:59:10and get one that can at least play in harmony.
00:59:12That's right.
00:59:13Donovan, fire the orchestra.
00:59:14What?
00:59:15You can't do that.
00:59:17Well, perhaps you could give them a week's notice.
00:59:19Say, you've given me a better idea.
00:59:21We'll give everyone a week's notice.
00:59:23What?
00:59:24Listen to me.
00:59:25All of you.
00:59:26Come over here.
00:59:27Listen to me.
00:59:29I know you all want to see a bigger and better Paradise Club.
00:59:32So tonight, we're going to close for one week.
00:59:35We'll reopen a new club.
00:59:36New decorations, new policy, new everything.
00:59:39You can all have the time off at my expense.
00:59:41Hooray for Mr. Kelly.
00:59:43Hooray.
00:59:45You're doing wonderfully, darling.
00:59:47Hey, come here, you.
00:59:49Don't you know the overhead of this joint for a week is seven grand?
00:59:52That's my business.
00:59:53I say you won't close down this club.
00:59:55I say I will close down this club.
00:59:57I've had enough of this.
00:59:58So have I.
00:59:59Donovan, you're fired.
01:00:00You're firing me.
01:00:01Get out of my club before I throw you out.
01:00:04Oh, you're going to throw me out.
01:00:06All right, men.
01:00:07Throw him out.
01:00:08But the boss said to take orders from him.
01:00:10Sure.
01:00:12I'm sorry, Mr. Kelly, er, Mr. Donovan.
01:00:14But you heard what the owner said.
01:00:16Come on.
01:00:17All right.
01:00:18Get out of here, you dumb idiot.
01:00:19Come away from that ruffian.
01:00:21Dad.
01:00:22This man, Kelly, is a criminal.
01:00:24He's a murderer.
01:00:25He's a bigamist.
01:00:27I'm what?
01:00:28There.
01:00:29His police record.
01:00:30That'll tell you who he is and what he is.
01:00:32No wonder he doesn't want to remember.
01:00:33Well, Mr. Forbes, I couldn't be a bigamist.
01:00:35I couldn't even find one wife.
01:00:37Oh.
01:00:38Jane.
01:00:39Get away from her, you penitentiary pup.
01:00:41Yeah, come, Jane.
01:00:42I'm getting you out of this pack of scum.
01:00:44Hey, you can't call me that.
01:00:46I'll get a report on him and let you know.
01:00:48Oh, you will, you smart.
01:00:51There.
01:00:52You can't do that.
01:00:53Oh, I can.
01:00:54I'll get your nose out of there.
01:00:55Hey.
01:00:56Donovan.
01:00:57Are you?
01:01:04Get him.
01:01:05Get him.
01:01:06Come on.
01:01:11Police.
01:01:12Police.
01:01:13Help.
01:01:14Hey.
01:01:22This, this is an outrage.
01:01:24They can't do that to me.
01:01:25Look at that.
01:01:26Oh, daddy.
01:01:28I'll sue every paper in town.
01:01:32I won't have an account left in my whole Chicago office.
01:01:36It makes you look ridiculous.
01:01:38It makes me ridiculous? Look at your legs.
01:01:44Look at them. Go back and sit down.
01:01:51Have you some spirits of ammonia? I think he's coming too.
01:01:54Yes, right here.
01:02:02I'll be right back.
01:02:21What's the matter?
01:02:22Why, uh...
01:02:23I remember. We hit an ice wagon.
01:02:25Say, if I miss that appointment...
01:02:27Do you know who you are?
01:02:28Of course, I'm Terry Dodd.
01:02:29I was on my way to Pittsburgh this morning.
01:02:31You're in the Imperial Hotel, Chicago.
01:02:32Chicago? Get me Dearborn 1770.
01:02:35Say, a million-dollar contract hangs on this call.
01:02:38Oh, that driver shouldn't have gone so fast.
01:02:42Hello?
01:02:43Dodd Steel Company.
01:02:44This is Terry Dodd.
01:02:45Why, Mr. Dodd, where are you?
01:02:47Never mind that. It's Michael there.
01:02:49Just a moment, please.
01:02:52Hello?
01:02:52Hello, Michael.
01:02:53Why, Terry, where have you been?
01:02:55Don't ask any questions.
01:02:56What about the Townsend Bridge contract?
01:02:58They changed the specification
01:02:59and extended the deadline until noon today.
01:03:03Well, I guess that lets us out.
01:03:04I can't be in Pittsburgh in three minutes.
01:03:06Townsend's here.
01:03:07What? Where?
01:03:08The Imperial Hotel.
01:03:09The Imperial Hotel? What's his room number?
01:03:13641? Thanks.
01:03:14Listen, what's our new figure?
01:03:16Paper, paper.
01:03:19Yeah?
01:03:20Yeah?
01:03:22All right, thanks. See you later.
01:03:29Oh, but you can't.
01:03:30Oh, no, no. I say no.
01:03:32I know, but I've got to...
01:03:32Terry, Terry, I know where 641 is.
01:03:34It's two floors below us.
01:03:35Thank you, miss.
01:03:36But you can't leave the room.
01:03:38Oh, let's go this way.
01:03:39But you're past, Mr. Dodd.
01:03:40If I wait for them, I'll lose my shirt.
01:03:42Oh.
01:03:44Here, here. You, you...
01:03:46Sully.
01:03:48Don't, don't, don't.
01:03:50Go get some Nerney for him.
01:03:53Wait for me. Wait for me.
01:03:55Mr. Dodd is here.
01:03:56Come on.
01:03:59Jack, stop, thief.
01:04:05Terry, come back here with my daughter.
01:04:08Oh, old lady, I'm terribly sorry.
01:04:10Oh, don't you touch me.
01:04:15Here it is. It's this way.
01:04:16Well, gentlemen, I have given young Dodd every chance.
01:04:20I guess your firm gets the contract.
01:04:22That's fine.
01:04:22Here you are, sir.
01:04:28Hello, George. Hello, Colton.
01:04:29Terry, you got here just in time.
01:04:31But my boy, what...
01:04:33Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Townsend.
01:04:34You see this... Well, here's our bid.
01:04:36Oh.
01:04:36Pry the door.
01:04:44Your bid is the lowest, Terry.
01:04:45I'm sorry, gentlemen.
01:04:46The contract goes to the Dodd Steel Company.
01:04:48Look here, Townsend.
01:04:49You agreed to award us this steel contract at 12 sharp.
01:04:51The Dodds have always supplied my steel.
01:04:53I said I'd sign with you if Mr. Dodd failed to appear.
01:04:56But as you see, it's exactly 12 o'clock, gentlemen.
01:05:00I see.
01:05:02Come on, George.
01:05:06Honeymoon, huh?
01:05:08Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
01:05:10Oh, this is Miss...
01:05:12By the way, who are you?
01:05:14Don't you know me?
01:05:16No, but I'd like to.
01:05:19Now do you remember?
01:05:20No.
01:05:23Well, now.
01:05:24No, but you're getting warmer.
01:05:27Say, this is love at first sight.
01:05:32Kate!
01:05:34It's all right, Dad.
01:05:35He's Terry Dodd of the Dodd Steel Company.
01:05:37Oh, Terry, this is my father, Mr. Forbes.
01:05:39How do you do, Mr. Forbes?
01:05:40The Dodd Steel Company.
01:05:42My boy.
01:05:44I am glad to know you.
01:05:46Didn't I tell you he was an ideal young man?
01:05:49Have you met Fred Townsend?
01:05:51Oh, how do you do?
01:05:52Mr. Forbes, I'm glad to know you.
01:05:57Mr. Denny, do you think you'll get two tickets?
01:06:00To Australia?
01:06:01No.
01:06:03To paradise.