LE MFR RECRUTE
DANS UNE RÉALITÉ ALTERNATIVE, C'EST LE GOUVERNEMENT ET PLUS PRÉCISÉMENT LE MINISTÈRE FRANÇAIS DES RÊVES QUI PRODUIT ET FOURNIT LES RÊVES AUX 67 MILLIONS D'HABITANTS DE NOTRE BEAU PAYS...
AUJOURD'HUI LE MFR RECRUTE !
AUJOURD'HUI LE MFR RECRUTE !
Transcript
00:00This is an official message from the FMD.
00:03The FMD... The French Ministry of Dreams is the biggest public service of France.
00:07We provide free dreams on a daily basis to more than 67 million
00:13citizens of our beautiful country...
00:15How does it work ?
00:17Follow me...
00:19Behind this door there is the dreams building machine.
00:23It's her who has the ability to transform all the images that
00:25we send into dreams...
00:27Thanks to a state of the art 100% French Tech
00:30we send her all the dreams through a lot of pipes that
00:32you might be able to see later...
00:34And then they reach our brains via electromagnetic waves
00:37relayed by a huge network of antennas installed
00:39all over the French territory.
00:40Would you like to get a glimpse at it ?
00:42Yes ?
00:44Allright, OK... But Let's make it quick then !
00:48Ok Ok, that's enough !
00:51This is classified...
00:53Duly noted. Thank you. Goodbye.
00:57Welcome to my office.
00:59As a third Class Engineer of the FMD
01:01my mission is to provide dreams to the south of Moselle area.
01:03Someone just fell asleep !
01:05Mister Gulterberg.
01:082.30 pm : a nap.
01:09Right after a boozy lunch I suppose.
01:12So... When we receive a "FallAsleep Alert" like this
01:16we grab a tube like this one
01:19and fill it with the images fluid provided by the Dream Office
01:23and it will simply become the dream of Mister Gulterberg.
01:26He is a horse breeder...
01:29So I put in the mix a little bit of a "speaking horse"...
01:31While skiing in Brazil...
01:34With a silicone breast !
01:37It is a job where you need to be Creative.
01:42Hop, just like that...
01:46You need to shake it well !
01:49And you send it !
01:52This is my job and it might be yours as well very soon.
01:55Times are tough... We are at war !
01:58That is why the FMD is recruiting right now.
02:00So that tomorrow a little French boy, waking up,
02:04might still be able to tell his mother :
02:05"Mummy, I had a wonderful dream last night..."
02:09Well ! It is possible....
02:10Thanks to you !
02:13To join the FMD simply connect on our website.