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00:02:27We're only going to stop here for a few minutes. It's just long enough to pick up mail supplies, I hope you don't mind.
00:02:34OK, I got to check one of those back tires anyways. Take me about ten minutes.
00:02:38Good. Say, fellas, don't any of you wander away. Look around if you want to, but don't get far away from the bus. Right?
00:02:43Right.
00:02:45Come on, honey.
00:02:49Sit down here.
00:02:52Do you know who you're going to be tonight?
00:02:55I don't know.
00:02:56I want to know who the man's looking for.
00:03:00What's that beep?
00:03:01Well, don't touch that!
00:03:02No!
00:03:03Hey!
00:03:04Turn it off!
00:03:05Who's driving this thing?
00:03:06Hey, it's not a vehicle!
00:03:07Wait a minute, you're broken!
00:03:08Wait a minute, the fly is here!
00:03:09Hey!
00:03:10Turn it off!
00:03:13Who's driving this thing?
00:03:15Hey, it's not a vehicle!
00:03:16Wait a minute, you're broken!
00:03:17Wait a minute, you're broken!
00:03:18Beep!
00:03:19Beep!
00:03:20Beep!
00:03:21Beep!
00:03:22Beep!
00:03:23Beep!
00:03:24Beep!
00:03:25Get out of that bus!
00:03:26Hey, it's screwing up my bus!
00:03:27Get out!
00:03:28Well, what do you know, Joe!
00:03:29Just get back to work!
00:03:30That's what I'm excited about.
00:03:31Don't blow your top!
00:03:32That's what I'm excited about!
00:03:33Very nice!
00:03:34Hey, get out!
00:03:35What was the bright idea of that?
00:03:36Oh, that?
00:03:37Just a little scientific curiosity.
00:03:38That's all.
00:03:39Lower gravitation, all that kind of stuff.
00:03:40Mm hm.
00:03:41I can see we're all going to have lots of fun tonight.
00:03:42It's going to be a lot of fun.
00:03:43That's all or gravitation all that kind of stuff. Yeah, I can see we're all gonna have lots of fun together in the next two weeks
00:03:48Yeah, so can I?
00:03:52It'll be good. I ain't got no sense of humor. That's all
00:03:56Say you fellas hang around here. I'm gonna win the shopping. Yeah, I
00:04:00Don't like that guy's out of the to me native anybody thinks I'm gonna stay up in associate with him and all these cows and chickens
00:04:06They're crazy. No, I know the car once a very intricate affair. You see a cow is for forces. What for well
00:04:12The first force it is for buttermilk the second for buttermilk and the third is for evaporated milk
00:04:18What's the fourth one for come to think of this colony a tree? Oh, thank you. I must have been contented
00:04:23Oh very contented. Are you contented? Oh extremely. So that's fine. I don't get it. Hey, listen you guys lay low
00:04:31See, I think I got an angle as soon as it gets dark make a break. That's right
00:04:43I'm
00:04:54Don't know I got a menu
00:04:58I'll have some of that. It's the name of the town silly. Oh, that's what I thought. Give me a root beer
00:05:06And what do you have? I'll have a demitasse and a large cup of black coffee. Oh
00:05:12I'll have a bit
00:05:17You
00:05:18You're very fresh. I hope your bread is just as fresh. Hey, what are you doing tonight?
00:05:24Got a date
00:05:25How about tomorrow night?
00:05:28How about Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday night? I got a date. Well, let's use that week. Hey, what's your name?
00:05:35Margie
00:05:36Margie what a Monica
00:05:38Marjorie and Muggsy, that's got a lot on a lot of pin
00:05:42We're going to camp, you know
00:05:43Yeah, we're underprivileged we interrupt this program for an important announcement to listeners near hillside and Colton
00:05:50All citizens are warned to be on the lookout for the monster killer who is believed to be in this vicinity
00:05:56This maniac has left the trail of three inhuman murders and is believed heading upstate
00:06:02We return you now to your program
00:06:05Monsters
00:06:06You don't mean that nurse we eat him every morning for breakfast bring those monsters on I ain't a scared of them
00:06:11I'm anemic. I was taken for a ride once you were yeah there I was
00:06:16Miles from Times Square somewhere in Central Park, I think and I'm gangsters
00:06:20They had me back against a tree and I got a machine gun saying one
00:06:24What do you think happened? I don't know what happened. He got killed Oh
00:06:29Fantastic wasn't
00:06:32Hey there goes our bus
00:06:36We're
00:06:44Near mr. Bus didn't he? Yeah, I've been looking for you Jim. Oh, hello there mayor
00:06:48What's on your mind to hear that stuff on the radio about that monster coming this way? Yeah, and that ain't all
00:06:52I just got a telegram from the state police. You did have the better coincide and talk it over
00:06:56Jeff
00:07:04Dixon if you don't stop pouting I'll scream I'm not proud of you for no reason at all
00:07:09That's no way to enjoy a vacation
00:07:11Vacation are you kidding with that bunch of gorillas? It'll be a nightmare. They're not gorillas. They're young and a little wild maybe
00:07:19Besides you know perfectly well the campus boys who are denied the things you've had
00:07:23All right, so they need the outdoor life
00:07:26But I was hoping for a nice quiet summer at camp so I could study my thesis and be with you
00:07:31Instead of that it's gonna be as quiet around. Here's the fun house at Coney Island. Well, some excitement would do us good
00:07:36It's been a dull summer till now. Well, I like that. So now I'm dull. No, but lawyers aren't usually exciting
00:07:44They're steady and well solid like the Rock of Gibraltar and just about as good company, I suppose
00:07:49Well, you listen to me Linda Mason. I may be studying to be a lawyer a good one, too
00:07:52Yes, and a good one, too
00:07:58Okay, you win you're a good nurse, too
00:08:03Hey, you know the guy that runs this place it wouldn't be bad if it wasn't for his disposition
00:08:07Hey, you know good, but that girl that hangs around with him. She ain't bad
00:08:10Hey, what's she supposed to be Gordon or uniform? I guess she's a nice a nice pardon me
00:08:15Well, I run a temperature. Well, anyhow the child was okay. I didn't eat it. Why it was full of bugs
00:08:20How do you mean? I heard that noise said with a wrong mouth the thing had vitamins in it
00:08:27Man it sure is dark in here. I'll say I can't even see you. Huh? I can't even see myself
00:08:37Hey, what's that? It's an owl. I know it's an owl, but who's howling?
00:08:45That's an owl it's got four legs and fleas
00:08:51How can you read in the dark, huh, how can you read in the dark go to night school
00:08:57Get up. Will you let a guy go to sleep?
00:09:02Hey months
00:09:04What?
00:09:05I'm not scared or nothing like that. But remember what we heard about that that guy on the radio. So
00:09:11Well, suppose he was prowling around here. Don't you think we ought to stand guard or something?
00:09:16Yeah, you just go ahead and set a couple of bed traps for him
00:09:20Happy dreams slappy. This book is murder
00:09:26Thirsting for the flow of bright red blood at this moment
00:09:50I
00:09:52I
00:09:54I
00:09:56I
00:10:19Good evening, my friend evening. You are a resident here. Oh, yeah
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:27Good, then perhaps you can tell me where the Billings estate is
00:10:31the Billings estate
00:10:33Why it ain't been lived in for 10 years
00:10:36Not since old man Billings was murdered in a sleep
00:10:41Interesting, but you were about to tell me where it was. Oh, sure. Sure
00:10:46It's up there on the top of Billings Mountain. I
00:10:52see
00:10:54Is that a road to it? Yes, but thank you
00:11:03Good night, my friend
00:11:24You
00:11:39It's you
00:11:41What do you mean? I know you I
00:11:44Know who he is to me the monster. He was here just a second ago
00:11:49Just now the radio said he was coming in here and you know who I am. Of course. I've read about you in this book
00:11:57You're dr. Von Grosch and you've come here to save us from him
00:12:01Yes, I am. Dr. Von Grosch. I knew it. I knew it right away and the monster. Did you know him at once also?
00:12:09Right from the start
00:12:11Couldn't miss him with those glaring eyes and red lips
00:12:16The dwarf too like a little black spider and the trailer full of coffins I
00:12:23Was right in the middle of the book when they come in wherever they gone
00:12:27Said he was going to the empty Billings estate on top of the hill. Yes the solitude he needs
00:12:34Tell me this this knowledge you possess you've gained it all from that book. Oh sure
00:12:39You see, I'm kind of student of black magic
00:12:43You see I've got to tell the constable you're here you'll need help no wait
00:12:47We must proceed slowly carefully as you know at night the monster is strong and the police would be helpless against him
00:12:53I guess that's right. I know that's right
00:12:57perhaps
00:12:59Perhaps you'd like to help me. Oh
00:13:02Sure, dr. Von Grosch fine
00:13:04Now first though you may speak of the monsters arrival. You must make keep my presence a secret that is of the utmost importance
00:13:12You have a room
00:13:13Someplace where we may converse. Oh, yeah, I've got a cottage
00:13:19Just take a few minutes to close up the station there won't be any more business anyway fine. I'll wait here
00:13:42Well, he's on
00:13:45The whole camp tonight would you guys don't feel so good. I'm kind of lince mania. Why don't you put some liniment on it?
00:13:54I know where you're going. You got a date with our girl Margie
00:13:58So I got a date with Margie. So what so we got a date too, and we're gonna keep it
00:14:01You guys can't leave camp you'll get in trouble. You gotta have a payment. You got one. I certainly let's say
00:14:08Left in my smoking jacket, I quit sir. I mean when I'm gone and I'm going alone
00:14:14I'm a three of us going alone
00:14:16Sidewalks are free whoever heard of sidewalks in the woods
00:14:28Didn't I tell you to be
00:14:30The city of the dead
00:15:00Do they to hear the howling of the frightened dogs
00:15:20Adriana Billings
00:15:24Winter came after 18 short summers
00:15:31She was beautiful
00:15:39Hey you what are you doing here?
00:16:00Wow, Jesus get us a drive me crazy
00:16:03Why did you put such a now I'm like we did such a no. I thought you said vanilla
00:16:06I'm giving these guys a party. Hey, I wonder if we're heading in the right direction
00:16:10Hey, you got nothing to worry about pal. I got my compass with me. Well, which way are we going so dark?
00:16:15I can't see the compass
00:16:16Yeah, I'll give you a little light
00:16:22That's a fine thing someone stole one of the hands off
00:16:25But he stole one of their hands you must be the magician a compass only has one hand
00:16:29Well, why don't somebody line me those things? Come on, let's get out of this shellhole
00:16:34Wonder if this is a cow trail or the state highway
00:16:41A nice place for a picnic you run out of toothpicks you can use pine needles. Why don't you look where you're going?
00:16:47What are you looking for?
00:16:49Remember what we heard on the radio about that that ghoul a guy that sucks all the blood out of you
00:16:52What would he be doing out here sucking a sap out of the trees? Hey, it's a guy really sucked the blood out of you
00:16:56Yeah, well, I got nothing to worry about cause the mosquitoes get all mine. Oh
00:17:01That was a Messerschmitt
00:17:03Hey, what if he really was out here? What if you was back home?
00:17:06Yeah, your old man would give you a hit in the head like that. I ain't got an old man
00:17:12the kids an orphan Oh
00:17:16Tripping huh? You know, it's a five-yard penalty for that. Come on. Let's move
00:17:23Oh
00:17:33Bob Wyatt, hold it
00:17:36Okay, no bulls over here
00:17:39Hey, hold it for me. Now. Will you come on mugs? Yeah, I'm holding it. I'm holding it. Come on slim
00:17:48Hey doc
00:17:52Oh
00:18:04What are you guys doing here? Why don't you back in camp?
00:18:07Oh, why should we stay in camp when you fellas go to town? Hey, get me out of here
00:18:11We I can see my hate with March. He's gonna be about as private as a glassy street fish market on Friday
00:18:22I
00:18:52I
00:19:14Know I'm starting to think we're lost. Yeah, we should have been in town a long time ago
00:19:18I'd go back to camp if I don't know the way I quit drooling you get me wet
00:19:22Where's you guys to follow me in the first place?
00:19:34Hey a graveyard we can't be far from town. Come on, let's cut across it
00:19:38Maybe a shortcut and it's all the same to you mugs. I'd like to detour. Oh, come on you chump
00:19:44We'll be out of it in a minute. How long is a minute? That's too long, bro
00:19:48I
00:20:07Stop after you catch me up
00:20:19I
00:20:23Hey, there's a house
00:20:26Right up there on top of the hill
00:20:28Cozy looking place ain't it? We ain't looking for no rich cop. We're looking for place to get pee. We patched up. Come on, let's go
00:20:34Hope there's somebody there
00:20:49I
00:20:54Say there can we come in pal? I was hurt we want to get him to a doctor
00:21:18I
00:21:35We have visitors
00:21:38You might as well, huh? Yeah
00:21:41What kind of a place is this? Anyway, I don't know but I don't think I'm gonna like it
00:21:46Who is it is me listen school and the next time you come out of the dock put a coat of whitewash on with it
00:21:51I'm so scared. I'm turning white now
00:22:06Good evening. I
00:22:08Must apologize for the state of my home. It has been without occupants for many years
00:22:13Well, look a buddy has been hurt
00:22:15We was going through the cemetery taking a shortcut the town and somebody took a potshot at him. How unfortunate
00:22:20He should lie down. Don't you think we ought to get a doctor perhaps later? Come with me
00:22:43I
00:23:08How about calling a doctor there's no telephone here
00:23:12However, I have some knowledge of medicine I will treat your friend I
00:23:17Suggest you wait outside
00:23:19Or better still in my study
00:23:22Thank you
00:23:26Okay left those
00:23:35See you later
00:23:41I
00:23:43I
00:24:10Well, we've looked everywhere not a sign of them
00:24:12Did you look down by the lake? Yes everywhere. What are you going to do? Nothing?
00:24:17Yes, we've got to find them city kids if they're lost in the way. I hope they are Jeff Dixon
00:24:22Do you know what you're saying? I certainly do those kids have been nothing but trouble from the beginning if they're lost
00:24:27It's their own fault. So you're gonna sit there all night. Oh
00:24:32Hey, what are you gonna do if you're not man enough to go after them I'll do it myself but Linda
00:24:39Hey, maybe she's serious
00:24:42She's been reading Florence Nightingale, she'll be back when she gets tired
00:24:47Hey, I don't like the looks of this place neither do I let's get out of here
00:24:51Yeah, let's get out of here. I'd leave Peewee here. We got a wedding. He's docked it up
00:24:54Hey, you think that bird up there's all right. What if he's a
00:24:58What if he's why I don't know, but I sure hope he hurries up me, too
00:25:02What's the matter
00:25:06There's a skeleton in there he was laughing right my face. Yeah, what's he so happy about? Oh
00:25:11Good good. Good. Look look good. Look for yourself. Good. Good
00:25:17There ain't nothing in there
00:25:23You picture that
00:25:26Do you feel all right kid I
00:25:28Never felt better in my life
00:25:31But then maybe we ought to get by get out of here, huh? Well, I'll Peewee
00:25:35We'll get we'll go up and see what's my Peewee now, huh? Come on up there first
00:25:40How's Peewee baby, oh your friend he's resting well, well, we want to see him
00:25:45I suggest you should not be too worried
00:25:48I'm not worried about him. I'm sure he's fine. He's just a little bit tired
00:25:53Now, how's he?
00:25:55He's fine. He's fine. I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine
00:26:00I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine
00:26:04I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he's fine
00:26:06Well, well, we want to see him, um, I suggest you should not disturb him, uh, we ain't gonna disturb him
00:26:11We just want to see him
00:26:17Hey, hey peewee he's dead not at all
00:26:22He's merely asleep. Yeah, what'd you do? Give him a mickey or something?
00:26:25No, your friend was in pain and I found it necessary to give him a mild sedative
00:26:30you see
00:26:32I've given him the proper treatment
00:26:35Oh, how are we gonna get out of here with him like that?
00:26:38No, leaving is out of the question. Your friend must not be moved, but we gotta get back to camp
00:26:43Yeah, i'm hungry vitamins and no vitamins. Oh, he's talking about food. We can't leave peewee here alone
00:26:47That will not be necessary
00:26:49My home is not equipped for visitors, but luigi prepared rooms for you. You will be my guest for the night
00:26:55Come I show you to your rooms. That's fine. But one of us is staying here. Hey, screw it up
00:26:59You keep peewee company hurry who me yeah, you'll will take time i'll relieve you later
00:27:06Okay, mr
00:27:08You'll be a notice. This is a very old house
00:27:11In some respect a very strange one
00:27:17You ain't kidding
00:27:23The maid service in this hotel is terrible
00:27:29Hey
00:27:35Hey glippy you and skinny take that room just me and skinny. What do you want a nurse?
00:27:42Don't forget to call me every half hour, huh? Yeah, i'll tell the operator
00:27:50A very charming room in a repulsive sort of way. Hey, this looks like one of those beds george washington slept in
00:27:56Well, it's about time to change the sheets let's get some light on this subject, huh?
00:28:10I understand
00:28:11This room was occupied by the late owner of this house at the time of his death
00:28:17I hope this knowledge will not disturb your sleep
00:28:21Will not disturb your sleep
00:28:23Louis just placed the candle somewhere i'm sure
00:28:27Good night. Say, uh, maybe you better lend us your candy. Yeah, come on. Oh, you know, you're way around here better than us
00:28:32Good night
00:28:35Good night
00:28:38Oh go ahead no, i'll follow you
00:28:43We'll both go together, okay
00:28:46Hey, uh, maybe I better get a flashlight, huh? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's go together. Yeah. Yeah, you said that once
00:28:59You know something I like this room much better in the dark and I don't like the dark
00:29:06Get a load of this joint will you is this miter no wonder the guy died
00:29:16Oh
00:29:25Forgive me if I startled you you would perhaps like this candle
00:29:34Good night
00:29:39Good night
00:29:46So
00:29:49So
00:30:14Jim this thing's gone far enough. Okay, you know doggone. Well what thing you seen them harvey?
00:30:18Yes, but why haven't you gone up the hill the rest of that fellow mayor?
00:30:21You can't go around arresting folks until you know for sure you gotta have proof, you know, that monster was headed this way
00:30:28Radio said so the state police wired you let him harvey saw him with a trailer full of coffins
00:30:32A crazy killer running around those butchering women and what kind of proof do you want?
00:30:36Some little girl murdered out in the woods. I tell you jim. You gotta do something. I'll take it easy mayor
00:30:41i'm doing all I legally can i've sworn in a lot of deputies and i'm going to have every inch of road within 20 miles of
00:30:47This village patrolled every hour of the day
00:30:49All right, jim, but it's your responsibility
00:30:51You've been elected to protect the women and children of this community and it's up to you to do it
00:30:55And don't forget we've got that boys camp on our hands, too
00:31:07Why don't you lay down mugs and try to get some sleep yeah, I don't feel like sleeping
00:31:11You know, there's something funny about that bird besides i'm worried about peewee. Yeah, I know it's all my
00:31:17Well, let's go see him
00:31:19Okay, well all right
00:31:21Let's go
00:31:23Hello
00:31:25What's the matter with you? We come sleep in our room. It ain't cheerful like this one. Hey, where you going?
00:31:29We're gonna see peewee. That's a good idea. Come on
00:31:42Who is that
00:31:45Who is us this is me, what's the matter with you screw? No ain't nothing the matter with me is him
00:31:57He's been like that all the time man, he ain't moved a muscle I think he's dead hey peewee
00:32:04Hey peewee
00:32:07That clinches it now we're gonna get tough
00:32:11We're going downstairs and have a showdown you fellas come with me screw
00:32:14You watch peewee if anybody comes up here, you'll let out a holler. Listen mugs. You got the wrong man for this job
00:32:19I'm better in the crowd. Look you heard him. Didn't you? Let's go. Yeah, keep your eyes open
00:32:23You don't think i'm gonna stay in here for one minute and close them. Do you?
00:32:31Peewee peewee you ain't dead is you say you ain't if you can't say nothing just shake your head
00:32:39You
00:32:43Nobody in here let's look somewhere else. Yeah, let's go in
00:33:10Oh
00:33:14Say man, I sure am glad you's awake man. We've been worried about you. Yes, sir
00:33:22Feeling better now, don't you?
00:33:29Don't you hear me talking to you peewee
00:33:37What's the matter with him hey
00:33:40Say come on peewee open the door. Will you come come on stop playing will you come on? Hey
00:33:45Hey open the door. I want to get out of here
00:33:50Slender shown up not yet when she does tell her i've gone to town to see the constable
00:33:54We'll probably need a searching party. Okay?
00:34:00That clinches it that guy's a monster we're getting peewee and leaving here
00:34:03Hey, maybe he's done something to him. Maybe peewee will be like he is
00:34:06I don't know about that, but we're leaving before we find out
00:34:09Hey, do you think that guy's dead? Like it says what's the matter with you? Can't you read it says here that
00:34:14In the night, he prowls about seeking new victims and in the daytime. He sleeps in a coffin
00:34:19Well, let's wait till daytime. We ain't waiting for nothing. We're going right now
00:34:23Remind me not to come back here on my vacation. I'll put it in my blue book
00:34:39You
00:34:46Luigi our guests must not leave the house
00:34:52Hey open the door I can't the door is locked. Oh, where's the key? I don't know. I ain't got it
00:34:59All right, stand aside we'll bust it down
00:35:01Huh?
00:35:03Got glimpsed bust it down. I ain't no superman. You bust it down. You break it down
00:35:07Why should I break it down break it down? Oh, come on boys. Why don't you bust the door down?
00:35:11I got a bump shoulder. Oh, you've been reading too many flash gardens. I don't want to do that. Somebody's got to open it
00:35:16I'm not doing it
00:35:21Well, what took you so long to open it it opened the door it opened by itself sit down you'll be all right
00:35:27Hey, where's peewee? I don't know
00:35:30What do you mean I don't know what do you do just get up and walk out
00:35:34That's exactly what I don't mean nothing else
00:35:36But he got up out of that bed walked out of this room didn't even look at me or say a word
00:35:42That's funny. Say look here. Y'all know one thing
00:35:45I believe peewee done been turned into a zombie a zombie. What do you mean?
00:35:50You should have seen that glassy stare in his eyes and the way he didn't listen when I was talking to him
00:35:55Now, you know what? I mean?
00:35:57Let me you know zombie we're gonna find peewee and get him out of this spider's paradise
00:36:00See now the first thing we do is he is your friend. That's what we want to know
00:36:04What'd you do to him? I I did nothing in his condition. He should not be moved
00:36:08Oh, we're gonna find him and bring him back to camp. No. No, I insist that you stay
00:36:13You see you're weary and you see things not as they are
00:36:18But as your imagination paints them for you
00:36:20I suggest that you all retire and that luigi and myself look for your friend. He cannot have gone for her
00:36:28Oh, maybe you're right. I think I got hallucinations, huh?
00:36:31Yeah, I guess i've been painting pictures, huh?
00:36:34Well, what do you say fellas? We all get a good night's sleep and talk about it at the breakfast, huh? Yeah
00:36:39Okay, mr. Hara man
00:36:42I just wanted to
00:36:49Come on hurry up. I'll warn that guy
00:36:52Yeah, it's locked. You'll never get out of there
00:36:54Listen, the enemy's gonna take top floor
00:36:55See you glimpy you take skinny and screw and search this floor on the one below if anything happens holler
00:36:59And if you find peewee holler even louder, we'll meet you down at the foot of the stairs. Come on. Let's go
00:37:06Come on
00:37:12Go ahead screw no look in there. No, no, no, I ain't gonna look in there. Oh, you're yellow. If i'm yellow, he's cloudbind
00:37:19What are you scared about? I'll be right behind you. Go ahead
00:37:25That's long enough there's nothing there
00:37:36Stay close will you mugs I am I am
00:37:42I
00:37:44Got a match bud
00:37:52So what was that
00:37:54Maybe someone's trying to break the leafs, huh? Hey, we ought to have a candle. Yeah, i'll go get them you two guys stay right here
00:38:00I'll be back
00:38:02Hey Grumpy said to wait. I know what he said, but something tells me to keep moving.
00:38:20Nothing in there, there's nothing in there.
00:38:26Hey Pee Wee! Say, you reckon he's going to be in there?
00:38:29I don't know, maybe. Wait, wait, wait. Don't go in there, you know what he said. Don't go in there, wait for him.
00:38:35Well, I'll just take a look and see.
00:38:44Hey Skinny! Skinny! Stop kidding! You're in there?
00:38:51Ain't nobody in there. He's gone. Oh, let me get out of here.
00:39:08Oh, it's you Grumpy. Where's Skinny? I don't know, he done disappeared.
00:39:14What do you mean disappeared? Well, he went in that box and he's gone.
00:39:17Box, where? Come on, I'll show you, come on.
00:39:27Skinny! Hey, Skinny! Skinny! I'll go see. You stay right here, don't move.
00:39:38Hey Grumpy! Grumpy! Is you in there? You is, ain't you? Come on now, we ain't got all night.
00:39:49They both is gone. Muggsy! Muggs! Muggsy! Come on up here and help me, come Muggs.
00:40:01Oh, I want to get out of here. Muggs! Hey, he's coming. Say Muggsy! Muggsy!
00:40:10Skinny and Limpy went in that box and they gone. I went in and looked, but I don't see them in there.
00:40:16Muggs, I want to get out of here. I don't like this place. This place ain't...
00:40:30Oh, get out of here! I wonder where this goes. Attic, I guess. Let's see.
00:40:44Oh, you're in such a hurry. I'm not in a hurry.
00:41:12Constable, have you seen any of our boys around town? No, I haven't. Why?
00:41:15Six of them missing and I thought they might have come in for the bright lights. That isn't all.
00:41:18Linda went out to search for them and she hasn't shown up. You say six? That's right.
00:41:22Sounds like Joe here might have taken a shot at them tonight. Hit one too, maybe.
00:41:26What do you mean took a shot at them? Well, I can't take him over to the burying ground.
00:41:29Can't have anybody prowling around dead night, you know. Yes, but why shoot at a bunch of harmless kids?
00:41:32I only used buckshot, Jeff. Couldn't have hurt anyone bad. Well, where'd they go? Where are they now?
00:41:36I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, Jeff. I want you to take it easy like.
00:41:41Come on, come on, what is it? Well, you remember hearing about that monster murderer on the radio? Yeah.
00:41:45We got reason to believe that he's hiding out in the old Billings house near your camp.
00:41:49Joe here thinks he saw the lads heading for the house. Wait a minute, where are you going, Jeff?
00:41:53I just told you, my girl's out there in the woods. Oh, but you're not going out there alone.
00:41:57I'll call in some of the boys and we'll go with you. That's a dangerous maniac out there.
00:42:01Hey, Hank.
00:42:05Look, coffins.
00:42:09Just like the book said.
00:42:13Go ahead, open it. You open it.
00:42:17Maybe they ain't supposed to be open till Christmas. Go ahead, open it.
00:42:21Take the other end. Okay.
00:42:25It's locked.
00:42:29Lucky. Maybe we better try the other one, huh?
00:42:33I'm sure they're locked too. What's the future in locking coffins?
00:42:37Hey, maybe we better get back downstairs. I don't think Pee Wee's up here.
00:42:41I don't think so. Yeah. Wouldn't give up here.
00:42:49Hey, ain't that Pee Wee? Yeah. Well, let's get him.
00:42:53Just a minute.
00:43:01That's funny. No.
00:43:05Hey, monster. Look out, it's a monster!
00:43:17Climber, you sure scared the heck out of us. What'd I do, make you nervous?
00:43:21Where did you come from? That's what I'm trying to find out. Where's Muggsy?
00:43:25Oh, he's right around here. Muggs.
00:43:29Muggsy! Muggs! Muggsy! Hey, Muggs!
00:43:33I didn't let go feet the kid. I didn't see him go out, did you? No.
00:43:37Let's take a look.
00:43:41Hey, ain't no joke no more.
00:43:45Hey! Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:43:49Muggsy! Is that you, Muggs? I can't breathe.
00:43:53Hey, Danny! I'll bat you right in the head for this.
00:43:57Let me out of here. Come on, open it up.
00:44:01It's locked.
00:44:05Just a minute, we'll break it open.
00:44:09My God, you want to give him water on the brain?
00:44:13Oh, here. Get the side of it.
00:44:17There.
00:44:21Hey, Muggs, you're lucky. We was just going to leave.
00:44:25I couldn't get out. Muggsy got stuck.
00:44:29Hey, was that you in that hope chest? Don't excite yourself, Muggs.
00:44:33You've been through an experience. An experience? I've been through a catastrophe.
00:44:37And that's a beautiful way. Now listen, we saw Pee-wee come in here and he must be around.
00:44:41The quicker we find him, the quicker we can take a powder. Now let's make a search.
00:44:45What are you doing? I'm going to relax, like you said. I'm going to take it easy.
00:44:49Oh, dictator!
00:45:01It's dark in here.
00:45:05I'll find some matches in this place.
00:45:09Oh, it's a match.
00:45:21Well, I ain't scared now.
00:45:25Some folks might be, but I ain't.
00:45:29This sure is a nice, cozy room. That's what it is. Nice and cozy.
00:45:33Some mighty nice folks must have used to live here.
00:45:37That's what my mammy said. I wish I was with her right now, too.
00:45:41But this sure is a nice room. Yes, it is.
00:45:45What? A white spider?
00:45:49That must be the ghost of the black widow. Get out of here!
00:45:53Get out! Get out! Get away!
00:46:05Now look here, the back of the hand, don't bother me. I don't smoke, so I ain't bothering you.
00:46:09That's all right.
00:46:13Please, Mr. Spider, come back and web me a ladder so I can get out of here right now.
00:46:23I'm getting out of here now.
00:46:33Hey, you chasing him? I ain't chasing nobody. I want to get out of here.
00:46:37Where did you go? I'll tell you later. Let's catch him.
00:46:41Hey, where'd he go?
00:46:45Come on. I ain't got him. Come on out of there.
00:46:49I got him. I got him.
00:46:53Now we got him. What are we going to do with him?
00:46:57I don't know. I wish we had a mouse trap or something.
00:47:01Hey, let's put him in there.
00:47:09Hey, listen to that.
00:47:13Hey, Spooner, look.
00:47:19Whoa!
00:47:27Ah!
00:47:31This place is going to give me a nervous breakdown, I'll bet. Yeah, well, if it doesn't, I will.
00:47:35Hey, look at this gun. It's just a beauty. Hey, don't.
00:47:39But it'll be loaded. You're kidding. Look, it's full of cobwebs. Even the trigger's rusty.
00:47:43Yeah?
00:47:47How do you like that? Pikey!
00:47:51And I haven't got my... So what? They're out of season. There's no wear on them.
00:47:55Hey, Muggs, wake up.
00:47:59What are you snapping your fingers like that for? You woke me up.
00:48:03Didn't you hear the gun go off? Gun? I told you to find Pee-Wee, not shoot him.
00:48:07We didn't even get to see him.
00:48:11It's a fine thing. See, if you want something done around here, you got to do it yourself.
00:48:17Hiya, pal.
00:48:31I don't see it. I don't see that.
00:48:35He's still coming.
00:48:51Go away, Mr. Tin Man. Now go away. We ain't bothering you.
00:49:05Come on.
00:49:09Come on.
00:49:33You are the young lady from the camp? Why, yes.
00:49:37I'm going to the house. And your boys, the boys who are missing from your camp, are there and in his power.
00:49:41No. I'm going to their rescue now.
00:49:45Then I'm going with you. You will follow my orders to the letter? Of course.
00:49:49Good girl. Come.
00:50:01So when this thing almost fell on me out in the hall, I got the idea to put it on.
00:50:05Not bad, huh? Mighty frosting.
00:50:09Say, look here, Mug, don't you do that no more. Don't do that. Why not?
00:50:13Man, you like to scare us to death.
00:50:17I'm going up and get Danny and you guys wait down here. I got something to talk over with you.
00:50:21And if Pee-Wee comes in, you hold him. All right. We got him.
00:50:29Pee-Wee!
00:50:35Man, don't Murphy look funny in their aluminum pajamas, though.
00:50:47Boy, this is too much.
00:50:51Say, what, you back so soon?
00:50:55Say, I thought you went to look for the other guys. That's right.
00:50:59Are you trying to mix us up?
00:51:03What is this anyway?
00:51:07Look at that. There's two of them.
00:51:15Okay, okay. I give up. I give up.
00:51:19Pee-Wee.
00:51:27Hey, Pee-Wee.
00:51:31Pee-Wee.
00:51:43I fooled you, didn't I? Very funny. Very funny.
00:51:47You didn't fool me for one minute. What's the idea of playing games? What are you doing wearing that suit?
00:51:51Oh, my tailor told me to wear like iron.
00:51:55You're going to wrap this hook iron around your neck. Come on, let's get out of these animated sardine cans and find Pee-Wee.
00:51:59You got a hand opener? No, but I got a pocket knife.
00:52:07Uh-oh.
00:52:11Hey, wait a minute.
00:52:15Danny and Pee-Wee are missing. It's up to us to find them or we'll all be missing.
00:52:19I wish I was missing right now.
00:52:23Let's go down to the cemetery and talk this thing over where nobody can hear us.
00:52:27It's my best picnic in their graveyards. Oh, come on.
00:52:35What was that? Ah, just your imagination.
00:52:39Look here, Olympic. If anything happens to me, you notify my mammy, won't you?
00:52:43Sure, sure. If something happens to you, who will I notify first? Just notify me first and nothing will happen.
00:52:57Oh, boy.
00:53:01Hiya, fellas. Hey, Danny, you all right?
00:53:05Yeah, I'm okay. Oh, where was you? I was sharing a room with a skeleton.
00:53:09A real live skeleton? Did you ever see a real live skeleton?
00:53:13No, sir, and if I never do, that'll be too soon.
00:53:17Now, if we can find Pee-Wee, everything's going to be all right. That's how I got to the cemetery.
00:53:21Now, if we can find Pee-Wee, everything's going to be all right.
00:53:25Now, if we can find Pee-Wee, everything's going to be all right.
00:53:29That's how I got in the room with him. I was following Pee-Wee and he went in a secret passage.
00:53:33A secret passage? Where? Right down here in the cellar. I tried to find a spring to it, but I couldn't.
00:53:37Hey, maybe if we all tried. Come on, I'll show you.
00:53:41A roommate, Mr. Bowens. Boy, it is skinny.
00:53:45How do you like that? It's open now. Pee-Wee must have come back.
00:53:49Hey, this looks like the place where the plot begins to thicken. Let's take a look and make sure.
00:53:53All right, men, we ain't waiting any longer.
00:54:23Now, listen to what I got to say. Remember in that book where it said about the monster,
00:54:27you can only scare him with two things, silver bullets and blessed iron. But we ain't got neither,
00:54:31so there's only one thing we can do and that's to get tough. Plenty tough, see?
00:54:35What do we do with the fellas back home when they step out of line? Knock them out.
00:54:39Exactly. That's what we're going to do with that vulture and the little termite that hangs out with him. Get it?
00:54:43Sightings.
00:54:53Place would be just like the subway if they had lights down here.
00:54:57I wish the train had come through.
00:55:07This thing's green molded.
00:55:23So, you couldn't stay away, could you?
00:55:27The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
00:55:31Who? Who are you?
00:55:35You don't remember me, but 20 years ago in this very house,
00:55:39I used to live here.
00:55:43Now I'm gone.
00:55:47Who are you?
00:55:51You don't remember me, but 20 years ago in this very house,
00:55:55I was a living being. I had flesh on my bones,
00:55:59blood flowed through my veins, but you,
00:56:03you, you scared the hell out of me.
00:56:07I was never in this house until tonight. You have made a mistake.
00:56:11It is you who has made a mistake, my friend.
00:56:15I am going to take yours.
00:56:19No! No!
00:56:23Stay away! Stay away!
00:56:39Ha!
00:56:45Ha!
00:56:49Ha!
00:56:53Ha!
00:56:57Ha!
00:57:01Ha!
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00:59:25Where is your light?
00:59:35This must be it. It's locked.
00:59:39We'll force it.
00:59:43Hey, what is this?
00:59:47Haven't you fellas heard? The deer season is closed.
00:59:51Muggsy, are you alright? Certainly I'm alright. You boys can thank your lucky stars we got here in time.
00:59:55Yeah, why? That man's a monster.
00:59:59You're nearsighted, bud. You listen to me. I'll tell you the whole story. We was all going to town
01:00:03trying to take a shortcut to a cemetery when some drunk takes a pot shot if he wouldn't clips him. So we brought him up here to get him all fixed up.
01:00:07Look, first we thought this was a haunted house, but it's not. And if it is, he ain't haunting it
01:00:11because we thought he was a monster too. But like I said, he's not. Just a magician.
01:00:15And a very good one too. Used to come up here to practice him the routines. This guy here is his assistant.
01:00:19The best in the country. What about that head on the plate?
01:00:23Oh, just that's the old salami trick. You know where the girl carries the guy's head in a tray? Well, I was the guy.
01:00:27That's Linda!
01:00:31Shoot the lock! Shoot the lock!
01:01:01Hold your fire in here a minute!
01:01:05I got a better idea. What is it?
01:01:09Listen, there's a window in here, see?
01:01:13You fellas let me through the skylight and I'll be all set. No commanders.
01:01:17Give me that light. You keep that vulture's attention out here.
01:01:21Yeah, rub our door.
01:01:25Hey!
01:01:55Linda!
01:01:59Linda!
01:02:03Linda!
01:02:07Linda!
01:02:11Hey!
01:02:15Monty!
01:02:19Are you okay, Monty?
01:02:23Oh, I thought you'd never get here.
01:02:27Let me hit him up.
01:02:31Hey, look who the monster is. Hey, we get the reward, Sheriff.
01:02:35I sure had us fooled there for a while, Van Grosch, or whatever your name is.
01:02:39I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. You fool.
01:02:43Hey, let's go figure out how we're going to spend that money.
01:02:47Now, ladies and gentlemen, for peace de resistance,
01:02:51good magic deserves lovely assistance.
01:02:55Will you help me, please? Why, yes.
01:02:59All right, all right. No harm. She just disappears.
01:03:03Going to bring her back? I hope.
01:03:15I think that's probably the easiest trick I've ever seen.
01:03:19I think I can do it. You can? I certainly can. Not only will I find a young lady,
01:03:23but when I do, we'll oscillate. Now, why don't you try it? I will.
01:03:27Just give me five seconds and I'll have her. Oh, delighted. What talent.
01:03:35I got her, Professor. Oh, have I got her.
01:03:49Ha, ha, ha.