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00:00:00The American Pronunciation Guide Presents
00:00:08Jingle Bells
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00:03:47A Merry Christmas to you.
00:03:49Will you step in, please, sir?
00:03:52Scrooge and Marley's, I believe?
00:03:54Yes, sir.
00:03:55Is there anything I can do for you, sir?
00:03:57Well, if it is quite convenient,
00:03:59I should like to speak with a member of the farm.
00:04:01Hmm?
00:04:03You, uh...
00:04:04You wish to see me, I presume, sir?
00:04:07Yes.
00:04:08Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?
00:04:12Mr. Marley's been dead these seven years.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15Dead as a doornail.
00:04:17Died seven years ago, this very night.
00:04:20Oh.
00:04:21We took the liberty of calling on you at your chambers, Mr. Scrooge,
00:04:24thinking that you would have finished business for the day,
00:04:27but we failed to make anyone hear.
00:04:29That's not surprising.
00:04:30I'm the only person who lives there.
00:04:32Quite.
00:04:33Consequently, we have called here.
00:04:35At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,
00:04:38it seems more than usually desirable
00:04:40to make some slight provision
00:04:42for the poor and destitute
00:04:44who suffer terribly at this present time.
00:04:46Many thousands are in want of common necessities.
00:04:49Hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir.
00:04:53Are there no prisons?
00:04:55Yes.
00:04:56Plenty of prisons.
00:04:58The union workhouses are still in operation, eh?
00:05:01They are still.
00:05:02I wish I could say they were not.
00:05:04Warlord and the treadmill are in full vigour then, eh?
00:05:06Both very busy, sir.
00:05:08Very glad to hear it, sir.
00:05:09I thought from what you said
00:05:10that something had occurred to interfere with them
00:05:12in their usual course.
00:05:13Very glad to hear it, sir.
00:05:14Very glad to hear it.
00:05:15Under the impression
00:05:16that they scarcely furnish Christmas cheer
00:05:18of mind and body for the multitude,
00:05:20some few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund
00:05:23to buy the poor of London meat and drink
00:05:25and means of warmth.
00:05:26We choose this time
00:05:27because this is the time of all others
00:05:29when want is keenly felt and abundance rejoices.
00:05:32Now, what shall I put you down for?
00:05:37Nothing.
00:05:39Nothing?
00:05:40Oh, I see.
00:05:42You wish to be anonymous.
00:05:45I wish to be left alone, sir.
00:05:48Since you ask me what is my wish, that is my answer.
00:05:50I don't make merry myself at Christmas.
00:05:52I can't afford to make a lot of idle people merry.
00:05:54I hope to support the institutions we've just mentioned.
00:05:57They ain't costly enough.
00:05:59People are badly off.
00:06:00They'd better go there.
00:06:01Many can't go there.
00:06:02Many would rather die.
00:06:03Well, if they'd rather die,
00:06:04they'd better do it.
00:06:06And decrease the surplus population.
00:06:12Besides, excuse me, sir.
00:06:13I don't know that.
00:06:14But you should know it.
00:06:15It's not my business, sir.
00:06:16A man's got enough to do in this world
00:06:17to mind his own business.
00:06:18Without interfering with a lot of other people's,
00:06:20mine occupies me constantly.
00:06:22Good evening, sir.
00:06:30Allow me to express my regrets, sir,
00:06:32if I have said anything.
00:06:33Good evening.
00:06:34If I have said anything...
00:06:35Good evening.
00:07:04May I inquire, Mr. Cratchit,
00:07:06what you're doing with that shovel full of coal?
00:07:09Why, I beg your pardon, sir,
00:07:12but the outer office is intensely cold,
00:07:15and my fire...
00:07:16Your fire?
00:07:18I should have said your fire, sir.
00:07:20Yes, sir.
00:07:21It shows symptoms of going out,
00:07:23and I thought I might venture to replenish it
00:07:25with a small quantity of coal.
00:07:27Yes.
00:07:28Well, of course, you know,
00:07:29it's very evident to me, you know, Mr. Cratchit,
00:07:31that you and I left apart.
00:07:33Oh, I see no ill-quality, sir.
00:07:35You don't pay for the coal,
00:07:37so you can afford to be reckless.
00:07:39Therefore, very evident to me, sir, you know,
00:07:42that my interest is not your interest,
00:07:45nor my welfare your welfare.
00:07:48Get on with your work, sir.
00:07:50That'll keep you warm enough.
00:07:52I'm not cold.
00:07:54Why should you be?
00:07:56And I'm your servant.
00:07:58Why should you be?
00:08:00And I'm your senior.
00:08:03For a great many years, I fancy.
00:08:08And all about a small shovel full of coal.
00:08:10Now, none of you are mumbling, you know, none of you are mumbling.
00:08:21You...
00:08:22You have a wife and family to support, I understand.
00:08:25Yes, sir.
00:08:26Yes, sir.
00:08:27How many children have you got?
00:08:28Around half a dozen, sir.
00:08:30Three boys and three girls.
00:08:31Cut, cut, cut.
00:08:32Can I afford a wife?
00:08:33Yes, sir.
00:08:34Eh?
00:08:35I mean, no, sir.
00:08:37Have I any children?
00:08:39I don't know, sir.
00:08:40Eh?
00:08:41No...
00:08:42No, sir.
00:08:43How much am I constrained to pay you a week for your services?
00:08:47Fifteen shillings, sir.
00:08:49Be it of your interest, sir, to see that you're worth it.
00:09:21Merry Christmas to you, uncle, and God save you.
00:09:24Bah!
00:09:25Humbug.
00:09:26What?
00:09:27You can't mean that, I'm sure.
00:09:28Why do you mean it, sir?
00:09:29What right have you to be merry?
00:09:30What reason have you to be merry?
00:09:32You're poor enough.
00:09:33Come, then.
00:09:34What right have you to be dismal?
00:09:35What reason have you to be morose?
00:09:37You're rich enough.
00:09:38Bah!
00:09:39Humbug.
00:09:40Oh, don't be cross, uncle.
00:09:42How can I help being cross, sir, when I live in such a world of fools as this is?
00:09:46A merry Christmas.
00:09:48What's Christmas time to you, sir?
00:09:50Time for paying bills without money?
00:09:53Time for finding yourself a year older?
00:09:55Not a penny richer.
00:09:57If I had my way, sir, every fool who goes about saying Merry Christmas
00:10:01will be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of olives to his heart.
00:10:05He should.
00:10:06Uncle!
00:10:07Nephew, you keep Christmas your way.
00:10:09Let me keep it in mine.
00:10:11Keep it?
00:10:12But you don't keep it.
00:10:13Well, let me leave it alone, then.
00:10:14Much good has it done you.
00:10:16Much good will it ever do you.
00:10:18It's the only time I know of in the long calendar of the year
00:10:21when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut hearts freely.
00:10:26And therefore, though it's never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket,
00:10:30I believe it has done me good and will do me good.
00:10:33And I say God bless it.
00:10:35Hear, hear.
00:10:36Hear, hear.
00:10:38Mr. Cratchit, if I hear another word from you,
00:10:41you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation.
00:10:44Dear, dear, dear, dear.
00:10:46Quite a powerful speaker, sir.
00:10:48I wonder you don't go into Parliament.
00:10:50Don't be angry, Uncle.
00:10:51Come, dine with us tomorrow.
00:10:53I'll see you...
00:10:54But why?
00:10:55Why?
00:10:56Why did you get married?
00:10:58Because I fell in love.
00:11:00Because I fell...
00:11:01Good evening.
00:11:02But you never came to see us before that happened.
00:11:04Why give that as a reason for not coming now?
00:11:06Good evening, sir.
00:11:07But I want nothing from you.
00:11:08I ask nothing of you.
00:11:09Well, you won't get it, so you won't be disappointed, will you?
00:11:12We've never had a quarrel to which I've been party.
00:11:14So why not let us part friends?
00:11:16Good evening, sir.
00:11:17Well, I'm sorry with all my heart to bind this arrangement,
00:11:19but I've made the trial in homage to Christmas,
00:11:22and I'll keep my Christmas humor to the last.
00:11:25So a Merry Christmas, Uncle.
00:11:27Good evening, sir.
00:11:28And a Happy New Year.
00:11:29You're a noisy devil.
00:11:30That's what you are, sir.
00:11:31Merry Christmas, Mark Cratchit.
00:11:33And the same to you, sir, and many of them.
00:11:35And not forgetting your good lady, Mrs. Fred.
00:11:37Thank you, Cratchit.
00:11:38A Merry Christmas to you.
00:11:40A Merry Christmas.
00:11:47He wants us all so far
00:11:50On the beach that's below
00:11:53When there's snow there on the bow
00:11:57He's a mischievous
00:12:00And we all love him and know
00:12:03There's a folk that's near
00:12:06Down a warm and rainy day
00:12:17Always ready and willing to quit your work, I notice.
00:12:22It's seven o'clock, sir.
00:12:24That clock's fast.
00:12:26By the way, I suppose you want all day off tomorrow, eh?
00:12:31Well, sir, if it's quite convenient.
00:12:34It isn't convenient.
00:12:36It isn't fair.
00:12:38If I were to stub off and count for it,
00:12:40oh, you'd be mightily ill-used.
00:12:41I'll be bound, won't I?
00:12:43If I were to stub off and count for it,
00:12:45oh, you'd be mightily ill-used.
00:12:46I'll be bound, wouldn't I?
00:12:49Don't think I'm ill-used, do you?
00:12:51When I have to bear all day's wages.
00:12:54No work.
00:12:56It only happens once a year, sir.
00:12:58That's a pretty excuse for picking a man's pocket
00:13:00Every 25th of December.
00:13:03Well, I...
00:13:05I suppose you've got to have it.
00:13:07Here.
00:13:08There's the key.
00:13:10To Caesar, that you're here all the earlier next morning.
00:13:18Good night, sir.
00:13:20And a merry Christmas.
00:13:21Bah!
00:13:22Humbug!
00:13:40Humbug!
00:14:10Merry Christmas, sir.
00:14:12Bah!
00:14:13Humbug!
00:14:14Yes, a surprise bird, sir.
00:14:16A surprise bird.
00:14:18And something of a bird like this in the whole of Paris.
00:14:21You will certainly be avoided.
00:14:23You won't find one like it.
00:14:40Merry Christmas to you, my boy.
00:14:42Thank you, sir.
00:14:43Same to you, sir.
00:14:47Stop!
00:14:59Count it down.
00:15:01Humbug!
00:15:03Humbug!
00:15:05Humbug!
00:15:07Humbug!
00:15:09Good evening, everybody.
00:15:27Give us a penny.
00:15:29Get out of this.
00:15:39Humbug!
00:15:58Strange, you call this strange?
00:16:00Yes.
00:16:01Well, it is.
00:16:09Humbug!
00:16:13Humbug!
00:16:25Don't stop that noise.
00:16:31My lord, will you make your speech now,
00:16:35or will you let the ladies and gentlemen
00:16:37continue to enjoy themselves?
00:16:40Call silence for the loyal toast.
00:16:51My lords, ladies and gentlemen,
00:16:55pray silence for the right honorable
00:16:58the Lord Mayor of London.
00:17:01My lord.
00:17:05My lords, ladies and gentlemen,
00:17:09Her Most Gracious Majesty, the Queen.
00:17:35Hail, all victorious,
00:17:39Happy and glorious,
00:17:44God to reign over us,
00:17:50God save the Queen.
00:17:58Praise the Queen!
00:18:05Praise the Queen!
00:18:35What the devil are you doing?
00:18:37Frightening people out of their wits?
00:19:05Praise the Queen!
00:19:35Praise the Queen!
00:20:05Praise the Queen!
00:20:35Humbug!
00:20:37Humbug!
00:20:46Humbug!
00:21:04Humbug!
00:21:07Humbug!
00:21:37Humbug!
00:22:07Humbug!
00:22:37Humbug!
00:23:07Humbug!
00:23:37Humbug!
00:23:56Look well, Ebenezer Scrooge,
00:23:59for only you can see me.
00:24:02What do you want with me?
00:24:04Much.
00:24:06Who are you?
00:24:09In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley.
00:24:13In life?
00:24:17Why do you trouble me?
00:24:20It is required of everyone
00:24:22that the spirit within him
00:24:24should walk abroad among his fellow men.
00:24:27And if that spirit goes not forth in life,
00:24:30it is condemned to do so after death.
00:24:33My spirit never walked
00:24:36beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing home.
00:24:40So I cannot rest.
00:24:43I cannot stay.
00:24:45I cannot linger anywhere.
00:24:49You...
00:24:52are bittered.
00:24:54Why?
00:24:57I wear the chain I forged in life.
00:25:03I made it link by link.
00:25:08Would you know the weight and length
00:25:10of the coil you bear yourself?
00:25:13Speak words of comfort to me, Jacob Marley.
00:25:17Speak words of comfort.
00:25:19Comfort?
00:25:21I have none to give.
00:25:23I am here to warn you,
00:25:25to save you, if that be possible.
00:25:27To warn?
00:25:30To save me?
00:25:33What?
00:25:34From such a fate as mine,
00:25:36to wander through the world
00:25:38and witness what I cannot share,
00:25:40but might have shared on earth
00:25:42and turned to happiness.
00:25:44But you were always a good man of business, Jacob.
00:25:49Business?
00:25:51Mankind should have been my business.
00:25:54Charity, forbearance, benevolence,
00:25:57all were my business,
00:25:59as they should be yours.
00:26:03Now heed me,
00:26:05for my time is short.
00:26:07You will be haunted by three spirits.
00:26:10Without their visit,
00:26:11you cannot hope to shun the path I tread.
00:26:14You shall behold the visions
00:26:16of a Christmas past,
00:26:18a Christmas present,
00:26:21and a Christmas yet to come.
00:26:25Expect the first
00:26:27when the clock strikes midnight,
00:26:30tonight.
00:26:33Molly!
00:26:35Look to see me no more.
00:26:38Molly!
00:26:48Molly!
00:27:03Come.
00:27:05Come.
00:27:33Come.
00:27:51And all swell,
00:27:55swell with luck,
00:27:58and all swell.
00:28:23I am the spirit of Christmas past.
00:28:28I am here to show you
00:28:30the things that have been.
00:28:33Look back beyond the gulf of vanished years.
00:28:42The money is due and must be paid.
00:28:44But, sir, that's impossible.
00:28:46Then I shall have no alternative
00:28:48but to take immediate steps to recover it.
00:28:50But, sir, you must see that if...
00:28:52That is the way I conduct my business.
00:28:55You don't mean...
00:28:57sell us up?
00:28:59That is precisely what I do mean.
00:29:01But, sir,
00:29:03I couldn't work in the hospital.
00:29:05Mr. Scrooge, I beg of you.
00:29:07Good day.
00:29:10You can't do this.
00:29:12You can't be so unjust.
00:29:14Give us a little more time, a week.
00:29:16Please.
00:29:25Good day.
00:29:51Oh, Bill.
00:29:53I didn't hear you come in.
00:29:57So it isn't so.
00:29:59What do you mean?
00:30:00What they say.
00:30:01That you're a man without pity, without remorse,
00:30:04who weighs everything in the scale of profit and loss.
00:30:07Bill!
00:30:08I heard.
00:30:09I couldn't help you.
00:30:10What?
00:30:11This is business.
00:30:13If I were to allow sentiment to enter this counting house,
00:30:15I should be in the bankruptcy court within a year.
00:30:18And as for that couple who've just gone out,
00:30:20set your mind at rest about them.
00:30:22Worthless, shiftless pair.
00:30:24Had my good money.
00:30:26Now I want to avoid paying it back.
00:30:28Your money.
00:30:31Your good money.
00:30:34They asked you for a little breathing space,
00:30:36a little time in which to pay.
00:30:38That was all.
00:30:39Enough of this, Bill.
00:30:40I'm ready to make allowances to your feelings as a woman.
00:30:43But I must ask you to leave my business affairs alone.
00:30:46When you marry me,
00:30:48I shall insist.
00:30:53Take leave of your senses.
00:30:55I've tried hard not to believe what they've said about you.
00:30:58I'd give anything not to believe it now.
00:31:00But the evidence of my own eyes and ears,
00:31:03I must believe.
00:31:05You were not always so.
00:31:06But I can see now that my passion,
00:31:08and one passion only, engrosses you.
00:31:10Gain.
00:31:11But then, even if it were so, I'm not changed, you ought to.
00:31:14You are changed.
00:31:16Changed in every way.
00:31:18You're not the man you were.
00:31:20Our contracts, an old one,
00:31:22made when we were poor and content to be so.
00:31:26May you be happy,
00:31:28alone,
00:31:30in the life you've chosen.
00:31:32Goodbye.
00:31:47Now look,
00:31:49and see the happiness
00:31:51you have missed.
00:32:16Oh, by the way, Belle, I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon.
00:32:45Oh? Who was it?
00:32:46You guess.
00:32:48How can I? I don't know.
00:32:52It wasn't Mr. Scrooge.
00:32:53Mr. Scrooge it was.
00:32:55I passed his office window, and as it was not shut up and there was a candle inside, I could scarcely help see him.
00:33:02His partner's on the point of death, I hear.
00:33:05And there he sat, alone.
00:33:08Quite alone in the world, I do believe.
00:33:12Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, long and heavy.
00:33:16Spirit, I cannot bear it.
00:33:18Haunt me no more.
00:33:20I told you these were the shadows of the things that have been.
00:33:25That they are what they are.
00:33:27Do not blame me.
00:33:28Take me back!
00:33:42It's one o'clock, I know it is.
00:34:12Come in, and know me better, man.
00:34:24I am the ghost of Christmas present.
00:34:32Look upon me.
00:34:35You have never seen the like of me before.
00:34:41Never.
00:34:43I've never walked forth with the younger members of my family, meaning I am very young.
00:34:51My elder brothers born in those later years.
00:34:55I don't think I have.
00:34:58I'm afraid I have not.
00:35:01I'm afraid I have not.
00:35:04Have you many brothers, Spirit?
00:35:08More than 1,800.
00:35:14A tremendous family to provide for.
00:35:17Spirit, conduct me where you will.
00:35:21Already I have been forth under compulsion and learned the lesson which is working now.
00:35:28If you have ought to teach me, let me profit by it.
00:35:35Touch my robe.
00:35:38And you shall see how your poor clerk, with his paltry 15 shillings a week,
00:35:45which you so grudgingly dole out to him, keeps Christmas.
00:35:51Touch my robe.
00:36:09Up you get, tiny Tim.
00:36:21♪♪
00:36:43A boot!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:47Get one!
00:36:51Thank you, sir.
00:36:56Mother, Mother, Mother!
00:36:58We've been outside the baker's, and we smelt a lovely goose cooking!
00:37:02Yes, and we're sure it's ours!
00:37:04Yes, yes, the lovely goose, the lovely goose, the lovely goose!
00:37:07Oh, what has ever got your precious father then?
00:37:09And your brother, tiny Tim?
00:37:11And your sister Martha warns it's late last Christmas by half an hour.
00:37:15Mother!
00:37:16Oh, bless your heart, my dear!
00:37:18Merry Christmas, Martha!
00:37:20Oh, how late you are!
00:37:21Merry Christmas, Martha!
00:37:22Oh, it's Peter!
00:37:23See you there!
00:37:24No, no.
00:37:25We had a deal to finish up last night, and had to clear away this morning.
00:37:28Well, never mind, as long as you are come.
00:37:30Come and sit before the fire, my dear, and get it warm.
00:37:33No, no, here's Martha!
00:37:34Quick, quick!
00:37:35Time!
00:37:36Quick, time!
00:37:41Here we are, Martha!
00:37:45And where's our Martha?
00:37:47She's not coming.
00:37:50Not coming?
00:37:54Not coming upon Christmas Day?
00:37:59Yes, Martha dear, here I am!
00:38:14That'll be the goose!
00:38:16I'll fetch it in!
00:38:17I'll fetch it in!
00:38:18I'll fetch it in!
00:38:19I'll fetch it in!
00:38:25Oh, but you're cold!
00:38:27Come and sit down and warm a bit.
00:38:36And how did Tiny Tim behave?
00:38:39As good as gold, and better.
00:38:41And somehow he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much,
00:38:45and thinks the strangest things you ever heard.
00:38:49He told me, coming home,
00:38:51that he hoped that the people in the church saw him,
00:38:54because he was a cripple.
00:38:57And that it might be pleasant for them to remember,
00:39:00upon a Christmas Day,
00:39:02who made lame beggars walk,
00:39:05and blind sinners.
00:39:11But he's growing stronger.
00:39:14Yes!
00:39:16Growing strong and hearty.
00:39:18I wish I could believe you, Bob.
00:39:21But I'm afraid.
00:39:25Hooray!
00:39:26Hooray!
00:39:27Hooray!
00:39:28Hooray!
00:39:29Hooray!
00:39:30Hooray!
00:39:31Hooray!
00:39:32Hooray!
00:39:33Hooray!
00:39:34Hooray!
00:39:35Hooray!
00:39:36Hooray!
00:39:37Hooray!
00:39:38Hooray!
00:39:39Hooray!
00:39:40You never will be such a fool!
00:39:42Never!
00:39:43But you're lovely.
00:39:46For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful.
00:39:49Yes!
00:39:51If he presents it, I can already vouch for it.
00:39:54Yes!
00:39:56And its flavor, will I know, surpass my utmost expectations.
00:40:00Yes!
00:40:02With the mashed potato,
00:40:03and the apple sauce,
00:40:06it will, I am sure, present a delightful combination
00:40:09that we shall remember until our dying days.
00:40:11Yes!
00:40:16Delicious.
00:40:17Delicious.
00:40:19That's the best goose we ever had, Mother.
00:40:21Yes, it is.
00:40:22Oh, yes.
00:40:23Oh, I've eaten too much.
00:40:25And even now, we haven't eaten at all.
00:40:32You laugh.
00:40:34Laugh?
00:40:35I envy them.
00:40:37My dear,
00:40:39regarding the momentous question, pudding.
00:40:42Pudding!
00:40:43Good old pudding!
00:40:44Good old pudding!
00:40:45You look pale, my love.
00:40:47And nervous.
00:40:48I am nervous, my dear.
00:40:50And anxious about that pudding.
00:40:52Pray heaven, all will be well.
00:40:54I'll go and fetch it.
00:40:55Let me come and help you, Mother.
00:40:57You shall, my love.
00:40:58I love this pudding!
00:40:59I love this pudding!
00:41:00I love this pudding!
00:41:01I love this pudding!
00:41:02I love this pudding!
00:41:03I love this pudding!
00:41:04I love this pudding!
00:41:05I love this pudding!
00:41:06I love this pudding!
00:41:07I love this pudding!
00:41:08I love this pudding!
00:41:09I love this pudding!
00:41:10I love this pudding!
00:41:11I love this pudding!
00:41:12I love this pudding!
00:41:13You know, I'm anxious about that pudding.
00:41:25You know, your mother's been gone a long time.
00:41:28Supposing the pudding has broken and turning it out.
00:41:31What?
00:41:33Or supposing that somebody has got over the back wall and stolen it.
00:41:37What?
00:41:56It's all alight!
00:41:57Put the candles out!
00:41:58It's a beautiful, beautiful fire!
00:42:01Oh!
00:42:02A beautiful pudding!
00:42:10A Merry Christmas to us all, my dear!
00:42:12A Merry Christmas to us all!
00:42:15God bless us, everyone.
00:42:26Spirit.
00:42:27Tell me that Tiny Tim will live.
00:42:31I see a vacant seat in a poor chimney corner.
00:42:36A crutch without an owner, carefully preserved.
00:42:40If these shadows remain unaltered in the future, the child will die.
00:42:46Oh, tell me that he'll be spared.
00:42:49If he is like to die, had he not better do it and decrease,
00:42:55and decrease the surplus population.
00:42:59Few words.
00:43:01Man, if man you be in heart, not adamant,
00:43:06forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered what the surplus is and where it is.
00:43:14Will you decide what men shall live, when men shall die?
00:43:19It may be that in the sight of heaven, you are more worthless
00:43:24and less fit to live than millions, like this poor man's child.
00:43:33Toast.
00:43:34I give you Mr. Scrooge, the founder of the feast.
00:43:37The founder of the feast indeed.
00:43:39I wish I had him here.
00:43:41I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon.
00:43:43I hope he'd have a good appetite for it.
00:43:45But my dear, the children, Christmas Day.
00:43:47It should be Christmas Day, I'm sure,
00:43:49if one drinks to the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge.
00:43:54You know he is, Robert.
00:43:56Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow.
00:43:58My dear, Christmas Day.
00:44:00Well, I'll drink his health for your sake and the day's, not his.
00:44:04He'll be very merry and very happy, I've no doubt.
00:44:09Here's Mr. Scrooge's health.
00:44:11Now, children, all together, Mr. Scrooge's health.
00:44:14Mr. Scrooge's health.
00:44:17Mr. Scrooge's health.
00:44:26And now, Tiny Tim will sing to us.
00:44:28Yes, Tiny Tim.
00:44:30What shall I sing?
00:44:32Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:44:34Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:44:40Glory to the new-born King.
00:44:44Peace on earth and mercy mild.
00:44:53Come now and see how others keep Christmas.
00:45:10Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:14Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:18Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:22Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:26Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:30Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:34Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:38Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
00:45:50Merry Christmas to you.
00:45:52And a Merry Christmas to you.
00:45:54Merry Christmas to you.
00:46:10A Merry Christmas!
00:46:24And he said Christmas was a humbug.
00:46:28And he believed it too.
00:46:30Well, more shame on him, Fred.
00:46:32Oh, he's a comical old fellow, and that's the truth.
00:46:34He isn't so pleasant as he might be.
00:46:36Well, his offences carry their own punishments, and I have nothing to say against him.
00:46:39But surely he's very rich, at least you've often told me so.
00:46:41Well, what of that, my dear?
00:46:43His wealth is of no use to him. He doesn't do any good with it.
00:46:45He can't make himself comfortable with it.
00:46:47He hasn't even the satisfaction of thinking that he's ever going to benefit us with it.
00:46:54Well, I've no patience with your uncle Scrooge.
00:46:58Oh, I have. I'm sorry for him.
00:47:00And here, he's taken it into his head to dislike us, and he won't even come and dine with us.
00:47:07Well, what are you going to play at?
00:47:09Great animals!
00:47:10Good. I'll ask you one.
00:47:12What does the following represent?
00:47:14An animal. Rather a disagreeable animal.
00:47:16A savage animal.
00:47:18An animal that grunts, and growls, and talks, and lives in London.
00:47:22And walks the streets.
00:47:24Yes.
00:47:25And isn't even made a show of.
00:47:26No.
00:47:27Doesn't live in a bar, does he?
00:47:28No.
00:47:29Isn't a whore?
00:47:30No.
00:47:31A cow?
00:47:32No.
00:47:33What a dog!
00:47:34Who?
00:47:35Uncle Scrooge!
00:47:53Oh, ho, ho.
00:48:24Ghost of the future, I fear you more than any spectre I have seen.
00:48:32You are about to show me the shadows of the things that have not been, but will be in the time to come.
00:48:42And as I hope to live to be another man from what I was,
00:48:49I am prepared to bear you company.
00:49:08I don't know much about it either way.
00:49:10I only know he's dead.
00:49:11When did he die?
00:49:12Last night, I believe.
00:49:13Why, what was the matter with him?
00:49:15I thought he'd never die!
00:49:17Heaven knows!
00:49:18What's he done with his money?
00:49:20Left it to his company, perhaps.
00:49:22He hasn't left it to me.
00:49:23That's all I know.
00:49:28How are you?
00:49:29Very well.
00:49:30How are you?
00:49:31So old Nick has got his own at last.
00:49:32Yes, so I'm told.
00:49:33I'm told, isn't it?
00:49:34Pleasurable for Christmas time.
00:49:35Oh, yes.
00:49:36You're not a skater, I suppose?
00:49:37Oh, no, no.
00:49:38I've got something else to think about.
00:49:40I do not see myself in my accustomed place.
00:49:45Where am I?
00:49:47Why am I not there?
00:50:47Where am I?
00:51:12Let the charwoman alone to be the first.
00:51:14Let the laundress alone to be the second.
00:51:17And let the undertaker's man alone to be the third.
00:51:20Look here, old Joe, here's a chance.
00:51:23If we have no free media without meaning it.
00:51:29We couldn't have met in a better place.
00:51:32Come into the parlor.
00:51:35Come on.
00:51:44Don't stand there staring as if you were afraid, woman.
00:51:54Who's the worst for the loss of a few things like this?
00:51:57Not a dead man, I hope.
00:52:00Open this bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value of it.
00:52:04I ain't afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it.
00:52:15Oh.
00:52:25There's your account.
00:52:27I wouldn't give another sixpence.
00:52:30Now, mind, Joe,
00:52:32I'm not going to give you another sixpence.
00:52:35I'm not going to give you another sixpence.
00:52:38I'm not going to give you another sixpence.
00:52:42Now, mind, Joe.
00:52:54Eight shillings.
00:52:56I always give too much to ladies.
00:52:58It's a weakness of mine.
00:53:02And now onto my bundle, Joe.
00:53:12Bed curtains.
00:53:14Bed curtains.
00:53:17You don't mean to say you took them down, rings and all, with him lying there?
00:53:22Why not?
00:53:24You was born to make your fortune, and you will certainly do it.
00:53:28Here, don't drop the oil on the blankets.
00:53:31His blankets?
00:53:33Whose else's?
00:53:35He's likely to take cold without them, I dare say.
00:53:39Rufy didn't die of anything catching.
00:53:41Oh, don't you be afraid of that.
00:53:44Now, you can look through that shirt until your eyes ache,
00:53:48and you won't find a hole in it.
00:53:50It's the best he had.
00:53:52It'd have been wasted if it hadn't been for me.
00:53:55What do you call wasting of it?
00:53:57Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure.
00:54:02I took it off him.
00:54:04Calico's just as for coming to the party.
00:54:08He couldn't have looked uglier than he did in that one.
00:54:25This is the end of it, you see.
00:54:28He frightened every one of us.
00:54:31This is the end of it, you see.
00:54:33He frightened every one away from him when he was alive,
00:54:37to profit us when he was dead.
00:54:41I see, I see.
00:54:45The case of this unhappy man might be my own.
00:54:49My life tends that way now.
00:54:56Merciful heavens, what is that?
00:55:02Is this the man they spoke of?
00:55:07Neglected.
00:55:10Robbed.
00:55:13Hated.
00:55:16Can you not show me some tenderness
00:55:22connected with death?
00:55:25Connected with death.
00:55:55And he took a child and set him in the midst of them.
00:56:26Father hurts my eyes.
00:56:29Makes them weak by candlelight.
00:56:32I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father when he comes home from work.
00:56:36Must be near his time.
00:56:38Past it, rather.
00:56:40I think he walks a little slower than he used to these last few evenings, Mother.
00:56:44Yes.
00:56:47I think he walks a little slower than he used to these last few evenings, Mother.
00:56:53Yes.
00:56:55I've known him walk with...
00:56:58I've known him walk with tiny Tim upon his shoulder very fast indeed.
00:57:03So have I, often.
00:57:05So have I.
00:57:06But he was very light to carry.
00:57:08And his father loved him so it was no trouble.
00:57:11No trouble.
00:57:15There's your father at the door.
00:57:21Well, my dear.
00:57:23Well, Father.
00:57:25Ah.
00:57:30My dear, you have been quick.
00:57:33It'll be done long before Sunday.
00:57:35Sunday? You went today then, Robert?
00:57:38Yes, my dear.
00:57:41Yes, my dear.
00:57:43I've seen where our tiny Tim is to rest.
00:57:47It'll done you good to see how green a place it is.
00:57:51Hmm.
00:57:55Oh, you'll see it often.
00:58:00I promised him that we would walk there for Sunday.
00:58:05Hmm.
00:58:10My little...
00:58:13little chump.
00:58:35Hmm.
00:58:41Hmm.
00:59:04Hmm.
00:59:07Hmm.
00:59:10Hmm.
00:59:13Hmm.
00:59:34My little chump.
01:00:04Hmm.
01:00:18Tiny Tim.
01:00:21Thy child is essence...
01:00:24was from God.
01:00:28I met Mr. Scrooge's nephew today.
01:00:31And he said to me,
01:00:33I'm heartily sorry for you, Mr. Cratchit.
01:00:36And heartily sorry for your good wife.
01:00:40Though how he knew that, I don't know.
01:00:42Knew what, my dear?
01:00:44Why, that you were a good wife.
01:00:46Everybody knows that.
01:00:48Well observed, my boy.
01:00:50Hmm.
01:00:52And he said...
01:00:54And he said,
01:00:56if there's any service that I can do for you,
01:01:01pray come to me.
01:01:03It almost seemed as though he had known our Tiny Tim
01:01:08and felt with us.
01:01:14And I'm sure we shall none of us forget him,
01:01:19nor this first parting there has been amongst us.
01:01:22Never, Father.
01:01:24And I know that when we recollect
01:01:28how patient and how mild he was,
01:01:31although he was but a little child,
01:01:34we shall not quarrel easily among ourselves
01:01:38and forget poor Tiny Tim in doing it.
01:01:42No, Father.
01:01:44No, Father.
01:01:50I'm very happy.
01:01:54Very happy.
01:01:56Now, spirit, tell me,
01:01:59what man that was
01:02:02whom we saw lying dead?
01:02:15For I draw nearer to thee, stone, at which you point.
01:02:24Tell me,
01:02:26are these the shadows of the things that will be?
01:02:31Or are they the shadows of the things that will be?
01:02:39Are these the shadows of the things that will be?
01:02:43Or are they the shadows of the things that may be?
01:02:51Ebenezer Scrooge!
01:03:00Am I that man who lay upon the bed?
01:03:04No, spirit, no.
01:03:07I'll not be the man I was.
01:03:10I'll not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse.
01:03:14Why show me this if it is all too late?
01:03:18Tell me, I may sponge away the writing on this stone.
01:03:22I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
01:03:27I will live in the past, the present, and the future.
01:03:32The spirits of all trees shall strive within me.
01:03:36I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.
01:03:41No, no!
01:03:43No, no!
01:03:46No!
01:03:51No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:13No!
01:04:15I will live in the past, the present, and the future.
01:04:21Oh, Jacob Marley.
01:04:24Heaven and Christmas time be praised for this.
01:04:28I thank you.
01:04:31On my knees, I thank you, Jacob.
01:04:35On my knees.
01:04:42They're not torn down.
01:04:45They're not torn down.
01:04:53The things that would have been may be dispelled.
01:04:56They will.
01:04:59They will.
01:05:02They will.
01:05:04They will.
01:05:17Merry Christmas. God bless you.
01:05:21I don't know what to do.
01:05:23I'm as happy as a sad boy.
01:05:25I'm as merry as an angel.
01:05:27I'm as giddy as a drunken man.
01:05:31Merry Christmas to everyone.
01:05:33Happy New Year to all the world.
01:05:41Yes, the saucepan that the girl was in.
01:05:44Yes, and there's the door that old Marley's ghost came through.
01:05:49Yes, it's all right. It's all true.
01:05:52It all happened.
01:05:55Hooray, hooray.
01:06:06Glorious, glorious.
01:06:10Hey, boy.
01:06:12Hey.
01:06:13Merry Christmas. It is Christmas Day, isn't it?
01:06:16Why, of course.
01:06:18I knew I hadn't missed it.
01:06:20The spirits have done it all in one night.
01:06:24Hey, do you know the poster at the corner of the street next to it?
01:06:28I should hope I did.
01:06:30An intelligent boy. A remarkable boy.
01:06:33Do you know if they've sold the prized turkey that they had hanging there?
01:06:36It'll be hanging there now.
01:06:38Well, you go and buy it.
01:06:40Walker.
01:06:41No, no, no. I'm in earnest.
01:06:42You go and buy it and bring it back here, and I'll tell you where to take it.
01:06:46And you come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling.
01:06:49You come back in less than five minutes, and I'll give you half a crown.
01:06:52Hooray!
01:06:55Go on. Hurry up. Hurry up.
01:06:58I'm going to send it to my clown, Bob Cretton.
01:07:06He won't know where it comes from.
01:07:09It's twice the size of Tiny Tim.
01:07:12He's not dead, you know.
01:07:14He's not dead.
01:07:22He's not dead.
01:07:53Hey!
01:07:55Hey!
01:07:58Here. Take that.
01:08:02What is it? What is it?
01:08:04Doctor. You can't make anyone hear.
01:08:07Oh, that won't do.
01:08:09I, I, I. I've got it.
01:08:12I've got it.
01:08:15Well, how do you know it's me?
01:08:18Oh, that won't do. I've got to have that turkey.
01:08:23Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:08:27You go get me my overcoat and hat.
01:08:32I shan't be long.
01:08:36Then go to the box room and get me out my best clothes.
01:08:48I'll be back in a minute.
01:09:09Is this the shop?
01:09:10Yes, sir.
01:09:19Merry Christmas. Have you sold that prized turkey of yours yet?
01:09:23The big one, I mean. Now!
01:09:34What is it? What's to do?
01:09:38I want that big turkey of yours. Bring it round to my place at once.
01:09:41My friend will show you the way.
01:09:49Hello, Molly. Merry Christmas.
01:10:03Ah, that's nice.
01:10:07Merry Christmas.
01:10:19Merry Christmas.
01:10:28Hey!
01:10:31Hey!
01:10:37Hey!
01:10:43Peter!
01:10:48Hey!
01:10:52You can't carry that to the cratchit. You'll have to have a cab.
01:10:56There you are, my boy. There's the address. There's the money.
01:11:00And there's the money for you.
01:11:02Very kind of you to have brought it round.
01:11:08Merry Christmas, my dear.
01:11:09Thank you, sir. Thank you.
01:11:14Ah, good day, gentlemen.
01:11:16Merry Christmas to you. I hope you've succeeded yesterday.
01:11:19Mr. Scrooge.
01:11:20Yes, that's my name. I'm afraid it's not a very pleasant one for you.
01:11:24But will you allow me to ask your pardon?
01:11:26And would you be good enough to put me down?
01:11:31Oh, bless my soul. My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious? Around 100?
01:11:35Yes, not a farthingness. Not a farthingness.
01:11:37I'm afraid there are many back payments included in this payment.
01:11:40My dear Mr. Scrooge.
01:11:42Will you come round and see me?
01:11:43You will come round?
01:11:44We will, we will.
01:11:45Thank you. Thank you.
01:11:47Bless you, gentlemen.
01:11:51Who's that won't come and dine with you?
01:11:53Uncle Scrooge.
01:11:56Still, what's the consequence? He won't lose much of a dinner.
01:11:59Indeed? Well, I think he'll lose a very good dinner.
01:12:14Is your master in, my dear?
01:12:32Yes, sir.
01:12:33Can I see him, my love?
01:12:35He's in the dining room, sir. I'll show you in.
01:12:38He knows me. He knows me.
01:12:42You sit there.
01:12:56Fred.
01:12:57Bless my soul, who's this?
01:13:00It is I, your Uncle Scrooge.
01:13:04I've come to dinner.
01:13:07Will you let me in, Fred?
01:13:09Why, it's Uncle Scrooge.
01:13:11It can't be. Will I?
01:13:14A merry Christmas to you, Uncle.
01:13:17Come in.
01:13:18Come in and join us.
01:13:25Welcome, Uncle.
01:13:26And a merry Christmas.
01:13:28Thank you, my dear.
01:13:30A merry Christmas to you all.
01:13:33A merry Christmas.
01:13:40After hail the angels sing, Glory to the new-born King.
01:13:51Peace on earth and mercy mild.
01:14:10You'll be late for the office, Bob.
01:14:12It's nearly nine o'clock.
01:14:14You promised Mr. Scrooge you'd be earlier than usual this morning.
01:14:17So I did. So I did.
01:14:28Goodbye, my dear.
01:14:30Goodbye, my darling. Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:32Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:33Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:34Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:35Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:36Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:37Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:38Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:39Goodbye, my darling.
01:14:40Goodbye.
01:15:08Mr. Kennedy!
01:15:25Mr. Kennedy!
01:15:29What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?
01:15:33I'm very sorry, sir.
01:15:35I am behind my time.
01:15:36I think you are, sir.
01:15:37I think you are.
01:15:38It's only once a year, sir.
01:15:40It shan't be repeated.
01:15:42I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.
01:15:45So I tell you what it is, me fine fellow.
01:15:47I'm not going to stand it any longer.
01:15:51And therefore...
01:15:54Therefore...
01:15:55I'm going to raise your salary.
01:15:57Sir, you must be joking.
01:16:00Never more serious in all that I've fought.
01:16:02I'm going to raise your salary.
01:16:04I'm going to raise your salary.
01:16:05And as for Tiny Tim, I'll be a second father to him.
01:16:09Oh, God, thank you, sir.
01:16:11No more work today, Bob.
01:16:12No work today.
01:16:13Make haste to your battery, Bob.
01:16:15They'll be wanting it today, Bob.
01:16:16They'll be wanting it today.
01:16:17Thank you, sir.
01:16:18A merry Christmas, Bob.
01:16:21A merrier Christmas,
01:16:24my good fellow, than I've given you for many a year.
01:16:29Go on now.
01:16:30Go on!
01:16:33Merry Christmas to all the world.
01:16:35Happy New Year to everyone.
01:16:38God bless us all.
01:16:41God bless us everyone.
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