Le Gros Fuck de Kojima à Konami (Le Yin&Yang de l'Industrie) (ENGLISH SUB)

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La Vengeance de Kojima face a un Konami autoritaire.    Rejoignez moi !!!  FB:  https://www.facebook.com/Gemu.Oni  Twitter:  @Life_is_a_VG  Instagram: gemuoni  Chaine Youtube secondaire:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2ewZA8qBM4G1b3f7s9TXCQ    P.A.U.L Biographie Kojima:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StwhCYDAISw&ab_channel=Lacha%C3%AEnedeP.A.U.L    PT's hidden meaning:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4RvdREwl8&t=906s&ab_channel=TheGrateDebate

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00:36Gemu Oni: So it's you, the raving lunatic

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You have a squint:undefinedare crossed, it's not 200, it's 200 000!!

00:57Damn, he figured it out ! It wasn't a good idea

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Nah:undefinedit's your sister's blood on my genitals.

01:17Babigui : Oh, but I see you bought your balls

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Ah:undefinedare you? Let uncle Oni see your ass face.

01:49But, I recognize you !!!! you're Babybel !!!!

01:53Babigui : Babigui, Moron, This is Babigui

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undefined:undefinedwhite, because even in the bad stuff, you always find some good as well.

02:55So I'm offering you a flashback about how the

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undefined:undefinedproduction on the subject, if you haven't

03:23already done so, you'll find the link in the

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undefined:undefinedvolumetry, grab the popcorn because it

03:42KOKO used some dirty tricks there.

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undefined:undefinedSetagaya, Tokyo Prefecture.

04:31Now that we are done with the biography, let's

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undefined:undefinedwith Snatcher, released in 88 on Nec Pc-8801,

04:52to make sure he could transcribe exactly what

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undefined:undefinedYeah, even crabs are actors, at Koko prods.

05:15For this creative psychopath, sound, image

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undefined:undefinedon you. You can easily miss them if you don't

05:34pay attention to them. This degree of finesse,

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undefined:undefinedbeing.Certainly he is a genius, but he is

05:56the embodiment of all that is fascinating

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undefined:undefinednames in video games is that, despite the

06:13suffering involved in creating such monuments,

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undefined:undefinedsince immersion, making the player an actor

06:46rather than a spectator, adds a whole new

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undefined:undefinedGymnast.

07:09Indeed, the dude is at least 10th Dan

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undefined:undefinedHideo Kojima, submission holds: Kojima Hideo,

07:34Hey wait, was that a new guy ?!

07:35The guy shows up everywhere, all the time,

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undefined:undefinedthis is certainly

07:54not a fluke. However, you don't know the contexts,

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undefined:undefinedthe Yang resides. But to further study this, let's go back

08:29in time, DJ, Pull up ! Pull up !!(vinyl sound

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undefined:undefinedlove and tenderness, he has teeth that leave

08:56big trenches in the floor.

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undefined:undefinedon the emerging model of micro transactions.

09:17Hayakawa was well aware that the penetration ratio of mobile phones would be close to 100%

09:22thus, opening the doors to the largest market in

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undefined:undefinedthe game cost 3 grains of rice to produce

09:43generates cash as if it was raining. So much cash, that Konami made more than +80% profit in the 2011/2012

09:49financial year with, 9 million users on Dragon collection and Sengoku collection.

09:53In other words, the Hayakawa slaps his shoulder straps and climbs up the ladder at top speed.

09:59And this success is a real embarrassment for

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undefined:undefinedthe Fox Engine that Konami hoped to rent to

10:20other publishers in the manner of a Unreal

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undefined:undefinedmillions of Kagemasa Kozuki.

10:38Who ?

10:39Kagemasa Kozuki, ah, you don't know him ? He's a bit like the Japanese Mr Burns.

10:43Born in 1940, he founded Konami on March 21, 1969. He has a visceral hatred for Kojima, he can't stand

10:51to see him spend his precious millions without

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undefined:undefinedpavement, Hideo has, little by little, robbed

11:09him of the fame of his company.

11:11But Kozuki is rubbing his hands, he found

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undefined:undefinedand the guy who makes games for 100 potatoes,

11:35which makes 3 pubic hairs. This is undeniable.

11:37On 31st October 2013, Kojima was demoted from

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undefined:undefinedDigital Entertainment, Tomoyuki Tsuboi, had

11:58asked him to handle in 2012. Kojima, excited by the idea, was quick to enlist the

12:03services of horror film director Guillermo

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undefined:undefinedlike that and keep cool about it.

12:54The time for retaliation had come....

12:572) The Go Fuck Yourselves, addressed to Konami

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undefined:undefinedHills in the following months, while continuing

13:27work on the Fox Engine and Metal Gear 5, until

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undefined:undefined be tarnished forever if he dumped his projects halfway through.

13:57At his age, he has earned enough

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undefined:undefineda kind of very short MGS5 teaser, will be

14:18launched at a price of EUR30, to allow Konami to make some cash after years of spending.

14:24This will create a mini scandal, as the players don't appreciate paying EUR30 for a "demo" .

14:28without these players ever taking into consideration

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undefined:undefinedEmployees are increasingly monitored and pressurised.

14:56The journalist Joel Couture, in his book: P.T

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undefined:undefinedHills Demo; P.T. for "Playable Teaser" while

15:17it was not authorized by the company.

15:20The demo does not mention Silent Hills or

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undefined:undefinedof this Playable Teaser.

15:46which I'm broadcasting to you now, before your amazed

15:49eyes as I speak to you. This original version

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undefined:undefined2013, during a YouTube video made by the guy himself.

16:08While the unexpected announcement of the availability of PT on the Playstation Store is coming

16:13to Konami's sticking out ears, Kojima will now be sidelined from his team working on

16:18Metal Gear 5, isolated in a remote office. All his actions will now be scrutinized and

16:23approved or not by the management beforehand.

16:25But Kojima laughs inwardly, he knows that he has shoved the biggest floppy disk in

16:30Konami's ass from the whole video game history, without any of his

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undefined:undefinedpurposes nor, of course, allow themselves

16:49to criticise the company under penalty of

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undefined:undefinedI have to say until the end, because I am

17:05saving the strong points for the end.

17:07Mitsu, I need to summarize P.T.'s scenario

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undefined:undefinedshe has a nice butt. At one point Lisa gets

17:35pregnant with

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undefined:undefinedthe game, I'm going to ask you to consider

17:52that Dad is in fact Konami.

17:56"Daddy (Konami), was so boring.

17:57Every day, he eats the same kind of food,

18:02Wears the same clothes

18:03Sits in front of the same kind of games,

18:06Yeah, he was just that kind of guy.

18:09But then one day, he goes and kills us all.

18:12He couldn't even be original about the way he did it.

18:17I'm not complaining, I was dying of boredom anyway.

18:23But guess what,

18:25I'll be coming back,

18:27And I'm bringing my new toys with me.

18:32Let's get on with it. The following passage

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undefined:undefinedreality and to become oneself again.

19:14At one point, the radio broadcasts a message in an alien language that turns

19:18out to be Swedish. Well, I must confess that

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undefined:undefinedaudience believe in a live extraterrestrial

21:18invasion by means of special news flashes,

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undefined:undefinedhas taken place and that the aliens are now

21:36among us. Unidentified being addresses the

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undefined:undefineddetailed biography of Kojima in the first

22:03chapter of this video, he was born on August

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undefined:undefinedagain, is the key that fits the lock of the

22:21dialogue of his departure, and of the message

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undefined:undefinedFox Engine whose managers only understood

22:36the excellent graphic rendering.

23:01Public, Listen to me carefully !

23:02When P.T. becomes available on August 12,

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undefined:undefinedwith the Yin, Konami.

23:28As you probably know, the troll for me is

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undefined:undefinedfor their employees nor their customers, the

23:42guys would sell their grandmothers on Craig's list for a 5 bucks note.

23:44It's no for no reason if Kojima and Shinkawa are so angry that they refuse to sign any Konami product.

23:49However, as far as I'm concerned, we're still

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undefined:undefinedNo corporate cocksucker on this planet will

24:08ever be able to taint this, even with their micro transactional doctorates,and their specialty " how to become a perfect son of a bitch".

24:12With legendary IPs like Gradius, Contra,

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undefined:undefinedthe Yin Konami.

24:33For those who wonder what Konami means, This name convey a subtle message of love and peace...

24:38Naaaah, just kidding !! They didn't give a shit... Its an acronym for which, each syllab represents the name of one of the 3 founders.

24:44(KOzuki-NAkama-MIyasako).

24:46Created in 1969 as a Jukebox rental/repair

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25:10known as Nikkei, will reveal the absurd

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undefined:undefinedbreak times, public display of offenders,

25:30transfer of the worst elements of the studios as factory workers, security guards, and

25:34even worse, cleaning lady, no matter your age or experience, if you're useless, go scrub

25:39the toilets, asshole !! One guy even got fired

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undefined:undefinedif you don't reach your objectives, you'll

26:17be yelled at as if you were deaf. Moreover,

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undefined:undefinedKojima from all their media in 2015,

26:35as Kozuki had a grudge against him.

26:38But you know what? The case goes even further,

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undefined:undefinedthat he doesn't know anything about the game

26:56because he hasn't been involved in the project,

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undefined:undefinedIn Konami's defence, it is true that it is

27:14not usual for a former employee to talk about

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undefined:undefinedis the health mutual for new technology professionals,

27:37a mutual with more than 7000 client companies

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undefined:undefinedeveryone went hitting below the belt. No one, including

27:56Konami, Kojima and the health insurance company,

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undefined:undefinedprofit, regardless of the human collateral

28:17damage. But this company has not always been

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undefined:undefineda problem for his employer, but who, once

28:35fired, starts from scratch with Yoji Shinkawa,

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undefined:undefinedproject. Proving at the same time that the

28:51value of a man can be measured by his ability

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