Comedy | TV Mini-Series (2019– )
Killer Bae is a scripted comedy/horror series that follows Juhahn Jones' pursuit of and relationship with Selena Ortega, the whip smart and sexy Afro-Latina who just moved into the neighborhood. But this isn't a love story with a happy ending. Despite Juhahn's (half-assed) attempts to embrace monogamy, temptation lurks around every corner, and there's no shortage of women from Juhahn's past that Selena - and her dark side - will inevitably cross paths with. Jealousy, rage, and murder ultimately take center stage, and not surprisingly, Juhahn is oblivious to it all. Think modern day Boomerang meets The Omen, and bae is Dexter.
Director: Juhahn Jones
Writers: Juhahn Jones, Evan Sloan
Stars: Isadora Ortega, Juhahn Jones, Evan Sloan
Killer Bae is a scripted comedy/horror series that follows Juhahn Jones' pursuit of and relationship with Selena Ortega, the whip smart and sexy Afro-Latina who just moved into the neighborhood. But this isn't a love story with a happy ending. Despite Juhahn's (half-assed) attempts to embrace monogamy, temptation lurks around every corner, and there's no shortage of women from Juhahn's past that Selena - and her dark side - will inevitably cross paths with. Jealousy, rage, and murder ultimately take center stage, and not surprisingly, Juhahn is oblivious to it all. Think modern day Boomerang meets The Omen, and bae is Dexter.
Director: Juhahn Jones
Writers: Juhahn Jones, Evan Sloan
Stars: Isadora Ortega, Juhahn Jones, Evan Sloan
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Short filmTranscript
00:00What about you, dude?
00:01What about me?
00:02Why don't you stop fucking around with all these thoughts and settle down for once?
00:06Kevin, come on, bro.
00:08Fuck Kevin, man.
00:10This is my best life, bro. You know this, man.
00:14Let me see you walk off.
00:17I might do that.
00:18What are you doing, Luke?
00:19Doing his thing, man.
00:22Hey, Joe Hunt.
00:27Oh.
00:30Right there.
00:31I'm with Jahan, by the way.
00:32Oh, hey, hi, Selena.
00:34Yeah, I just moved here, but my driver dropped me off at the wrong address.
00:38Oh, you talking about Selena?
00:40The Afro-Latina chick?
00:42Yeah.
00:43Oh, she's Afro-Latina?
00:44That sounds dangerous.
00:46Oh, it is.
00:53It's beautiful.
00:55It's not as beautiful as it looks.
00:57It's beautiful.
00:59It's not as beautiful as you in this dress.
01:04I miss your lips, Jay.
01:08I know it's only been a few days.
01:14But a girl once.
01:17But a girl once.
01:21Oh, hell no.
01:28You look like you're being watched.
01:30Are you?
01:31Nah, nah.
01:35Are you sure about Selena?
01:37Guess Afro-Latinos are dangerous, huh?
01:40Yes, we are.
01:46Not afraid of blood, are you?
01:48No.
01:50I'm happy.
01:51She's grateful.
01:52I'm not sure about that.
01:57What?
02:06We don't do that.
02:12You're the connector
02:13for all these missing people cases, bro.
02:21Oh, for fuck's sake!
02:27No!
02:41You're an atheist, man?
02:42No, no, no.
02:46Get a dick.
02:47Okay, pops, I get it.
02:48I get it.
02:49But at some point, I gotta settle down
02:51and get serious about the future.
02:54Their life
02:55or his life.
03:03One day you're gonna fuck with the wrong chick
03:05and she's gonna get you.