Marketing Rep Rap

Challenged to a freestyle rap battle on a street corner, a mild-mannered businessman surprises with his skills.

"Look at dude right here in them tight old slacks,
Oh look at the hairline man it's way pushed back,
And that tie is mad ugly it's a horrible pick,
Somebody get me some goods this dude is makin me sick!"

"Hold onto my clean shirts and please don't get 'em dirty,
Cause I know you're gonna drool when you hear me gettin' wordy,
Cause I'm a walkin, talkin, smackin human encyclopedia,
You thought I'd stop there but now I'm gettin' greedier,
I'm a promotion in motion and by now you got the notion,
That I got strategic plans comin' out my ears,
My key points index will bring y'all to tears,
Turnin' pennies into dimes, I shift paradigms,
But how you gonna let a marketing rep rip your rep
And slip adept rhyme schemes in that your mind only dreams in,
I bet you all wonder why my rhyme is so tight,

...I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."