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Description: Barb (Tig Notaro) talks about being the man in a relationship during a free therapy session with Life Coach Laura Milton-Kaufberger (Carrie Aizley). Presented by Funny or Die. Stream the new season of Transparent now exclusively with your Prime membership.

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00:00I don't believe in physical fighting or torture.
00:04This is torture.
00:05Did you get in okay?
00:29Did I get in?
00:30To the building.
00:31To the building?
00:32Okay.
00:33I, yeah.
00:34I don't know if you took the stairs.
00:36I don't know which way you got up here.
00:37I mean, why would you know which way?
00:40That's why I was just curious if everything went as you hoped it would.
00:44I really came, I guess, with an open mind about getting into the building.
00:53You're a lesbian?
00:55I mean, you know, I, yeah.
00:58I had a wife.
00:59And were you the man?
01:03I'm just trying to get to know you.
01:04I'm just trying to get to know you.
01:05I'm just trying to get to know you.
01:06I was not the man.
01:07Oh, who, so your wife was the man?
01:10No.
01:11No.
01:12We were both not men.
01:13Who was the man?
01:14Who was the man?
01:15So I have to choose which one of us was a man?
01:18Is that hard to do?
01:20For sure.
01:21So what can I, what can we do?
01:22What can I help you with?
01:24I'm not a man.
01:25My ex-wife is not a man.
01:27I love to exercise.
01:28I love to do physical things.
01:30Then let's do it.
01:31Let's get up.
01:32Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to move around.
01:35The expert in anything was once a beginner, unknown.
01:39Well, I do.
01:40Unknown?
01:41Yep.
01:42That's because we don't know where that came from.
01:45So you just, you're like, that's fine.
01:47I don't need any more information.
01:48I don't know who said that very obvious thing, but let's put it on the wall.
01:53I bet a million people have said this very obvious.
01:58Not the original.
02:00The first one is the path to success is to take massive, determined action.
02:05Do you feel like I don't know how to read?
02:07I mean, these are very simple sentences.
02:11You want to say them?
02:12No.
02:13Why don't you say that?
02:14Pretend I never said it and let's have you say it.
02:16What does it say?
02:17You want me to pretend?
02:18No, I want you to really say it.
02:23The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
02:27That's right.
02:28That's right.
02:29So you know what that means?
02:31It means that-
02:32Of course I do.
02:33You know, I did write a book.
02:35With that machine.
02:36Yeah, because that's where, how I get the paper to print it out.
02:40So you print your own books?
02:42I do.
02:43I've written a book.
02:44Oh.
02:45And I never needed one of these.
02:47Well, maybe if you had one of these, I would know what your book was.
02:50So let's keep going.

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