Approved | 1h 14min | Comedy | January 1942 (USA)
Dagwood decides to go to college. Blondie goes along with him, keeping their marriage a secret. They send Baby Dumpling off to military school where he becomes top sergeant. Blondie is hounded by the campus stud and Dagwood makes the rowing team. It is revealed that a new child is on the way.
Director: Frank R. Strayer
Writers: Chic Young, Lou Breslow
Stars: Penny Singleton, Arthur Lake, Larry Simms
Dagwood decides to go to college. Blondie goes along with him, keeping their marriage a secret. They send Baby Dumpling off to military school where he becomes top sergeant. Blondie is hounded by the campus stud and Dagwood makes the rowing team. It is revealed that a new child is on the way.
Director: Frank R. Strayer
Writers: Chic Young, Lou Breslow
Stars: Penny Singleton, Arthur Lake, Larry Simms
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00:00:25BANDI!
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00:01:34Oh, what a run!
00:01:36Who made it?
00:01:37Rusty Brian, of course!
00:01:39You should watch the game, baby.
00:01:41After all, daddy paid a dollar extra for these tickets.
00:01:44We could have sneaked in and beat these seats.
00:01:48Now stop complaining.
00:01:50Daddy said we'd be right in the center, and here we are.
00:01:53Yeah, right in the center of the goal posts.
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00:02:07BANDI!
00:02:09Oh, my husband!
00:02:11My baby!
00:02:12My hat!
00:02:13What happened?
00:02:14Oh, come on, get off him! Get off him!
00:02:16Oh, David, are you hurt?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18But somebody got the ball!
00:02:20Where's the baby?
00:02:21Where's the ball?
00:02:22Baby! Baby, don't...
00:02:23Look, daddy! I got it!
00:02:26The ball is between Son and Jack, and it's mine!
00:02:29Yours?
00:02:30Ours.
00:02:32Where are you going, dear?
00:02:33Somewhere I can always see when you tear down the goal posts.
00:02:36All right, dear, but don't get too near the seam shovel.
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00:02:50Blondie?
00:02:51Yes?
00:02:52Catching this football sort of did something to me.
00:02:55You're not hurt, are you?
00:02:56Oh, no, it awakened something in me.
00:02:58It rekindled an old desire.
00:03:00Just forget demanding that raise from Mr. Dithers.
00:03:02No, that isn't it.
00:03:03It's... it's to go to college.
00:03:06College?
00:03:08I always wanted to go, and so did you.
00:03:10But we got married, and I buckled down to work.
00:03:13Now we can afford it.
00:03:15It's ridiculous.
00:03:16Ridiculous, huh?
00:03:18Bill Keaton has only been with us for a year.
00:03:20And the boss assigned him to that government contract.
00:03:23Do you know why?
00:03:24Maybe it's because Bill Keaton does less dreaming and more doing than you do.
00:03:28He's got a college education, that's why.
00:03:30Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:03:31Did you find a football?
00:03:32Yeah, I caught it, and I don't have a smarty.
00:03:35No, it's a small-goal football.
00:03:37A charm.
00:03:38It has a great sentimental value to me.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:41I'd certainly hate to lose it.
00:03:43Yes, of course.
00:03:47Oh, here it is.
00:03:48Oh, thank you very, very much.
00:03:50It's very attractive.
00:03:51Did you play football?
00:03:52Left tackle for Leighton.
00:03:54Mentioned for all Americans.
00:03:55At your age?
00:03:56Oh, 1912.
00:03:58Oh, gee.
00:04:00Leighton students, eh?
00:04:02Great school.
00:04:03But it doesn't make any difference where you go, just so you appreciate the grand time you're having.
00:04:08But we're not...
00:04:09You're right, mister.
00:04:11You kids have a lot to be thankful for.
00:04:13Having real, honest fun.
00:04:15Being free to learn the things you want to learn is a real privilege today.
00:04:20But it's too late for us.
00:04:21Oh, nonsense.
00:04:22That's just what I've been trying to tell her.
00:04:24It's too late after you're married.
00:04:26So enjoy every single minute now.
00:04:29Look, a souvenir, Mommy.
00:04:31Mommy?
00:04:32A piece of the Leighton goalpost, Daddy.
00:04:34Daddy?
00:04:35Oh, yeah.
00:04:36He goes to Leighton, too.
00:04:38Oh, excuse me.
00:04:40Huh?
00:04:41That man must think we're crazy.
00:04:43Just the same he took us for college kids.
00:04:45He's probably nearsighted.
00:04:47Oh, I wouldn't say that.
00:04:48After all, you're still just a kid.
00:04:50And I'm not very old.
00:04:51Remember when Mr. Desert said Daddy acts like a schoolboy?
00:04:55That's right.
00:04:57Huh?
00:04:58Come on.
00:04:59Let's go.
00:05:00Can I hang this in my room, Mommy?
00:05:02That old piece of wood.
00:05:03You don't know what I went through to get it.
00:05:05Look.
00:05:06Oh.
00:05:07Do you think pants grow on trees?
00:05:09No.
00:05:10Oh.
00:05:12Dagwood, put your coat on.
00:05:13Quick.
00:05:14What's the matter?
00:05:15Huh?
00:05:20Fellow students and faculty members,
00:05:23it is my proud pleasure to stand before you today
00:05:26as the retiring student body president
00:05:29and graduate of Leighton University.
00:05:33This great temple of learning has always been an inspiration
00:05:37to me in this great battle of life.
00:05:41Leighton has armed me with the courage, the strength,
00:05:45to lick, to lick.
00:05:47Corn on the cob.
00:05:49Corn on the cob.
00:05:50Oh, no.
00:05:52What in the world?
00:05:55Daddy's practicing to be a college man.
00:05:57That'll be all now, children.
00:05:58Run along.
00:05:59Go on.
00:06:01Of all the silly get-ups.
00:06:03Get the idea?
00:06:04College.
00:06:05The idea's silly, too.
00:06:07No, it isn't.
00:06:08It's a great idea.
00:06:09The mid-year class starts next week,
00:06:11and one semester will be just what we need.
00:06:14We've got what we need.
00:06:16Good common sense.
00:06:17They can't teach that in college.
00:06:18Sure, but it won't hurt us to know things
00:06:20like social science, psychology, stuff.
00:06:24Oh, I will be brilliant.
00:06:26Talk over everybody's heads.
00:06:27I know more stuff now than I can understand.
00:06:30And as for you, you've been talking
00:06:32over people's heads for years.
00:06:33Oh, Blondie.
00:06:34We're not going to college.
00:06:36Take off my hat.
00:06:38Now, just a minute.
00:06:40I think...
00:06:41You better think up a good excuse
00:06:42to Mr. Dithers for being late this morning.
00:06:44Yeah, think up excuses for being late.
00:06:46Gravel at Mr. Dithers' feet.
00:06:48A bachelor of arts doesn't have to.
00:06:51You had your chance to be a bachelor.
00:06:55I don't think it's a bad idea
00:06:57for your dad to go to college.
00:06:59Just how do you mean that?
00:07:01My Uncle Olik went to college,
00:07:03and he's a success.
00:07:05What does he do?
00:07:06He's the best barber at Tony's.
00:07:09Got number two chair.
00:07:11Come on in to breakfast.
00:07:12I hope you can still catch the 9 o'clock bus
00:07:14because I'm using the car today.
00:07:16I'm not going to the office.
00:07:18I'm going to college,
00:07:19even if you don't want to be a co-ed.
00:07:22I do.
00:07:23Who won, Miss Bumstead?
00:07:25Never mind.
00:07:26You children go outside and play.
00:07:27What's a moron, Mommy?
00:07:29Ask your father.
00:07:30I know what a moron is.
00:07:32My dad says Uncle Olik won.
00:07:34Are you going to the office or are you not?
00:07:36I are not.
00:07:37I are not.
00:07:38It's I am not.
00:07:40How should I know?
00:07:41I never went to college.
00:08:00And he's decided of all things to go to college.
00:08:03Yes, he expects to become a genius in one semester.
00:08:06Well, that's not much time for Dagwood.
00:08:09Oh, it's all so ridiculous, Mr. Dithers.
00:08:12I thought maybe you could talk to him
00:08:14and show him how silly the whole thing really is.
00:08:16Well, Blondie, I know this is not what you expect me to say,
00:08:20but I think you should go.
00:08:22But Dagwood has a good mind.
00:08:24What I mean is I think you should get it out of his system
00:08:28and you should go with him for your sake.
00:08:30For my sake?
00:08:31What good would college do me?
00:08:33Well, I don't think it will help him either,
00:08:35but I think he should get rid of this bug.
00:08:38I caught one once.
00:08:40College bug?
00:08:41No, mine was an Arctic bug.
00:08:43Arctic bug?
00:08:44Yes, a few years after we were married.
00:08:46A friend of mine sold me an Alaskan husky.
00:08:49A slave?
00:08:51No, a dog.
00:08:53And that's when I got the bug to go on an Arctic expedition.
00:08:56I wanted to plant a flag on an undiscovered island.
00:09:00Oh, there are still lots of undiscovered islands.
00:09:03I know, but every time I open the icebox,
00:09:06I feel that I've missed the great adventure.
00:09:09It's the one great void in my life.
00:09:12But it isn't too late for you and Dagwood.
00:09:14Go with him, Blondie.
00:09:16Oh, you can't mean that, Mr. Dizzard.
00:09:19But I do, Blondie.
00:09:20And when Dagwood's had his fill, he can come back to his job.
00:09:23It won't take long.
00:09:24And he can pick up with the wardrobe deal.
00:09:26Oh, but how can we go to college?
00:09:28We're married.
00:09:29Well, that's not so unusual.
00:09:31But we have a child.
00:09:32That's not so unusual either.
00:09:34Mr. Dizzard, I'm going to have another baby.
00:09:40Now, that's unusual.
00:09:42But it's wonderful, Blondie.
00:09:44So that's why Dagwood's been going around in such a fog lately.
00:09:48Oh, Dagwood doesn't know yet.
00:09:50He doesn't?
00:09:51I decided I wouldn't tell him.
00:09:53Not for a while yet.
00:09:54He has enough responsibility as it is.
00:09:57Well, nevertheless, I still think he should go to college.
00:10:00And you should go with him.
00:10:01I'm sure you'll enjoy it, and it'll change and do you good.
00:10:04You're a great disappointment to me, Mr. Dizzard.
00:10:08Good luck, Blondie.
00:10:10Incidentally, Dagwood will probably come back from college as smart as a whip.
00:10:17I doubt it.
00:10:22Furthermore, you'll be expected to abide by our military regulations.
00:10:26Although they may seem somewhat rigid,
00:10:28we nevertheless allow ample time for recreation.
00:10:31We're just one big happy family here.
00:10:33It's men like Sergeant McWhorter there
00:10:35who have made Calhoun the finest military academy in the state.
00:10:38Right, McWhorter?
00:10:40Right.
00:10:42Calhoun is famous for its modern barracks, recreational facilities,
00:10:46and wholesome, body-building food.
00:10:48Sold.
00:10:50How often may we visit him, Captain?
00:10:52Every weekend.
00:10:54And since you're going to reside in Stanfield,
00:10:56you'll only be four miles away.
00:10:58See, dear, it's going to work out just fine.
00:11:00I hope so.
00:11:02Very well.
00:11:05My little baby.
00:11:07Enlisting in the Army?
00:11:09If you ask me, I've been drafted.
00:11:11Right!
00:11:14Good.
00:11:20Oh, pardon me.
00:11:21What happened?
00:11:23That's my pop.
00:11:25Right!
00:11:27You know, sometime or another,
00:11:30everybody has wished they could have their lives to live over again,
00:11:34to turn back the clock.
00:11:36Sounds fine, but don't forget we're married people with a child.
00:11:41That won't make any difference.
00:11:43Don't be too sure.
00:11:45Why does anyone at Leighton have to know we're married?
00:11:49What do you mean?
00:11:50Well, when we get there,
00:11:52you can register as Blondie Smith,
00:11:54just like you were when we first met.
00:11:56And I'll be Dagwood Bumstead,
00:11:58just plain Dagwood Bumstead.
00:12:00Just think, Dagwood Bumstead.
00:12:02M.A., B.A., P.H.D.
00:12:07You'd better watch the R.O.A.D.
00:12:10Oh, yeah.
00:12:13Oh, here we are.
00:12:15Gee, I feel smart as a whip already.
00:12:18Don't you?
00:12:19I feel kind of nervous.
00:12:21Relax, honey.
00:12:22You'll get the jive in no time.
00:12:24Good old Leighton.
00:12:26Come on, let's get out.
00:12:33Leighton, tradition, romance, success.
00:12:37How do you feel now?
00:12:39Lonesome.
00:12:40How do you feel?
00:12:41Oh, I'm burning with knowledge.
00:12:43It's probably that coonskin coat you've got on.
00:12:47Oh, this is the registration building.
00:12:50Here's where we'll meet.
00:12:52Hey, let's try it.
00:12:53Try what?
00:12:54Our first meeting.
00:12:55Yeah, come on.
00:12:59Now, you'll be just coming out,
00:13:01and I'll be just going in.
00:13:03And, oh, there'll be hundreds of students around.
00:13:06Come on, walk towards me.
00:13:09Oh, oh, excuse me.
00:13:12Do you go to Leighton?
00:13:13Oh, this is kind of silly.
00:13:15Oh, no, it isn't.
00:13:16You just say, why, yes.
00:13:19You know, kind of bashful-like.
00:13:21Why, yes.
00:13:24Well, I'm just starting here.
00:13:26Me, too.
00:13:27Well, isn't this wonderful?
00:13:30Oh, yes, it is.
00:13:33Me, too.
00:13:34Well, isn't this a small world?
00:13:37You mean a small college.
00:13:40Oh, I'm Dagwood, Dagwood Bumstead.
00:13:43I'm Blondie Smith.
00:13:44Well, how do you do?
00:13:45Hello.
00:13:46Would you be interested in a soda or a banana split?
00:13:49Oh, no, thank you.
00:13:50I never eat between meals.
00:13:52Oh, I mean between classes.
00:13:54And besides, I hardly know you.
00:13:57Well, just give me a chance and I'll grow on you.
00:14:03Well, that was pretty good.
00:14:05Now, let's try it again.
00:14:07I've got another approach.
00:14:09You have?
00:14:10Where'd you get it?
00:14:11Oh, this was in a movie I saw.
00:14:13Come on.
00:14:14Let's see.
00:14:15Now, you'll be coming out and I'll catch you.
00:14:17Go ahead.
00:14:18Go ahead.
00:14:19I'll catch you later.
00:14:20Oh, miss.
00:14:21Ah, you dropped your books.
00:14:23Oh, did I?
00:14:25Oh, thank you.
00:14:27Oh, it was a pleasure indeed.
00:14:30I see that you're taking social science.
00:14:33And cooking.
00:14:35Now, what do you want to mention that for?
00:14:37What are you studying?
00:14:39Oh, I'm majoring in architectural engineering.
00:14:43And, of course, I'm going out for football.
00:14:46Well, hurry back.
00:14:47Oh, no, no, no.
00:14:49Why don't you say, I'll be pulling for you.
00:14:52I'll be pulling for you.
00:14:54Oh, do you mind my asking your name?
00:14:57Oh, no, not at all.
00:14:59Ask me.
00:15:00Oh, yes.
00:15:01What is your name?
00:15:02Blondie Smith.
00:15:03My pretty name for a pretty girl.
00:15:06I'm Dagwood Bumstead.
00:15:10You know, the first time I met you,
00:15:12and you told me your name was Dagwood Bumstead,
00:15:15I thought you were kidding.
00:15:17What's the matter with it?
00:15:18Oh, nothing.
00:15:19It's a very attractive name.
00:15:21It's kind of grown on me.
00:15:24Are you going my way?
00:15:25I was going to the Hall of Fame.
00:15:27Oh, that's a strange coincidence.
00:15:28That's just the way I'm going.
00:15:29Really?
00:15:36Good evening.
00:15:37Evening.
00:15:38Oh, is there anything wrong?
00:15:40No.
00:15:41I was young once myself.
00:15:43Hey, you kids enrolling for the spring term in the morning?
00:15:46Yeah, that's right.
00:15:47Oh, where are you stopping?
00:15:49Well, we thought we'd look around.
00:15:51Lucky you bumped into me.
00:15:52I know just the place for you.
00:15:54Clean, cheap, and handy.
00:15:55Oh, thanks.
00:15:56Follow me.
00:15:57Oh, yeah.
00:15:58In your car.
00:15:59Yeah, oh.
00:16:00It's a mile from the campus.
00:16:01Uh-huh.
00:16:02As the crow flies.
00:16:03Uh-huh.
00:16:04Oh, yeah.
00:16:10There's plenty of hot water for washing.
00:16:11The bath's down the hall.
00:16:13Well, we'll let you know.
00:16:14All right, but if you want a place to board and study,
00:16:16you will find it here.
00:16:18If you're looking for a rough house,
00:16:19Mrs. Quigley runs one up the street.
00:16:21Yeah, it's an awful dump.
00:16:23Yeah, well, it seems all right to me.
00:16:25It's $12 a week, including breakfast and supper.
00:16:28Carrie here puts out the best eats in town.
00:16:30She's my sister.
00:16:33Well, I guess we'd better look elsewhere.
00:16:36Well, that's your privilege.
00:16:37You better grab it, son.
00:16:38Places are scarce here this time of year.
00:16:40All right.
00:16:41It's $12 a week in advance.
00:16:43Oh, huh?
00:16:44Oh, all right.
00:16:46$12.
00:16:50You're lucky.
00:16:51This is the best bachelor house in town.
00:16:54Bachelor?
00:16:55Well, what did you think?
00:16:56I'm breaking a rule even allowing this young lady
00:16:58to step foot in this room.
00:16:59Well, and I'm not sure.
00:17:01Well, you try it a week, and if you don't like it,
00:17:03you can move to another room.
00:17:07And I've got just the place for you, Miss,
00:17:09a little down the street.
00:17:10Mrs. Stringer, she's my sister-in-law.
00:17:12Well, I...
00:17:14Blondie!
00:17:16And remember, young man,
00:17:17I run a decent, respectable boarding house.
00:17:19Now go to bed and be quiet.
00:17:21Well...
00:17:42There you are, doll face.
00:17:43Oh, thank you, Mr. Bryant.
00:17:45Mr. Bryant, would it be asking too much?
00:17:47Stop quibbling, dream child.
00:17:52There you are.
00:17:53Oh, thank you, Mr. Bryant.
00:17:56Okay, Aunt Whistle, relax.
00:17:58Thank you, Mr. Bryant.
00:18:05Hey.
00:18:06What's the matter?
00:18:22That's what I call strictly solid.
00:18:24Now, just a minute, fish face.
00:18:26I'll carry the ball on this play.
00:18:32Hello.
00:18:33How do you do?
00:18:35Oh, can't complain.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:38Have you been waiting long?
00:18:39Oh, quite a while.
00:18:41Oh, well, didn't he tell you?
00:18:42What?
00:18:43That he was drafted.
00:18:44He was?
00:18:48You have me confused with someone else.
00:18:50What happened?
00:18:51Why, Lampus, Trenton, Crabber, still a Trent.
00:18:52Right off to camp.
00:18:55I'm afraid you're completely mistaken.
00:18:57I'm Rusty Bryant in case an introduction is absolutely necessary.
00:19:01I can do nicely without one, thank you.
00:19:04Oh, I guess my fake reverse didn't work too well.
00:19:08Do you mind if I try again sometime?
00:19:10Well, now, I happen to be...
00:19:12Very nervous.
00:19:14Oh, yes, but I...
00:19:16No!
00:19:18I'll see you around.
00:19:24We're in danger.
00:19:31Darn that alarm clock.
00:19:32I owe Blondie weight.
00:19:35Sorry to stop you, pal, but couldn't you give a fellow lift?
00:19:50Well, I...
00:19:51Well, while you make up your mind, I'll get in.
00:19:54I had a blowout.
00:19:55Almost turned over.
00:19:57Gee, you're lucky.
00:19:59I'll say I am.
00:20:05Dagwood Bumstead, eh?
00:20:07Well, you're sure biting off an awful lot
00:20:09going out for football, baseball, and track
00:20:11along with a stiff architectural course.
00:20:13Oh, I'll manage all right.
00:20:15Well, you're a super hooper if you do it.
00:20:18Course, I'm passing up pole vaulting.
00:20:20I can't stand height.
00:20:22Oh, say, Dagwood, you don't mind taking me over to the science hall, do you?
00:20:26It's over on the next square.
00:20:27Oh, I'm a little late.
00:20:29Oh, everybody's late.
00:20:30Registration day is tomorrow.
00:20:32Oh, everybody's late.
00:20:33Registration day.
00:20:34It's an old, latent custom.
00:20:35Well, all right.
00:20:38There's Rusty Brine and the gang.
00:20:40Slow down, Dagwood.
00:20:46Hi, Rusty.
00:20:48Hi, Elora.
00:20:49Hi, Elora.
00:20:50Say, looks like you're doing all right, goon child.
00:20:52You ain't having drizzle, puss.
00:21:11Let me try a power play.
00:21:12Oh, no, you don't.
00:21:13I've still got three downs to go.
00:21:20Oh, miss, I know I acted like a clown, but I didn't realize that you were well different.
00:21:25I'm sorry.
00:21:26Oh, that's all right.
00:21:27Well, now, let's start from scratch.
00:21:29I'm Rusty Brine.
00:21:30Yes?
00:21:32You're new here, aren't you?
00:21:33Yes, I was just going to enlist.
00:21:35Enlist is right.
00:21:37I mean register.
00:21:39Then I'm electing myself your sponsor.
00:21:41Sponsor?
00:21:42Why, sure, you've got to have a sponsor to meet the right people.
00:21:44That is, the right girl so that you're pledged to the very best sorority.
00:21:47Well, that's very nice of you.
00:21:48You're practically in.
00:21:54Nora!
00:21:55Hi, Jack.
00:21:56You're an hour late.
00:21:57What kept you?
00:21:58That's positively obvious.
00:21:59Girl, meet Dagwood Bumstead.
00:22:01Oh, hi.
00:22:02How are you?
00:22:03Hello.
00:22:04I got a flat and he came to the rescue.
00:22:06Very adequate.
00:22:08I'd better be going now.
00:22:09Oh, Dagwood, you wouldn't mind leaving your car here so I can take someone over to fix my tire, would you?
00:22:15Well, I...
00:22:16Oh, now, you can walk back to the registry before you can turn your car around.
00:22:19Yes, but...
00:22:20Well, now, be very careful with it.
00:22:22Well, all right.
00:22:24I'll meet you back here at noon.
00:22:26Thanks a lot.
00:22:28Thanks.
00:22:29Bye-bye.
00:22:32This is Margie Kingston, Bev Conley, Marty Higgins, Bill Bright, Ben Dixon, Miss...
00:22:37Blondie Smith.
00:22:38Smith.
00:22:39Hello.
00:22:40Hello.
00:22:41I'm glad to meet you.
00:22:42And am I glad to meet you.
00:22:43Relax, Ben.
00:22:44Where are you staying, Blondie?
00:22:45Oh, I've taken a room at Mrs. Stringer's.
00:22:48That mortuary?
00:22:49Oh, it isn't bad.
00:22:51Say, why don't you move her into the Beta Sigma house with you kids?
00:22:53Naturally.
00:22:54I'll pledge her right away.
00:22:55Oh, that's awfully sweet of you, but I don't think I can make it.
00:22:58Well, you only need $50 and that applies on your board.
00:23:01The only must is that you stay single.
00:23:04That ought to be easy enough around here.
00:23:07I'll think it over.
00:23:10You like the gang?
00:23:11Sure.
00:23:12Oh, you will.
00:23:13Fine, sure I will.
00:23:14The way you meet Laura.
00:23:15She's the girl who just passed here.
00:23:17Her dad's J.J. Wadsworth, the building tycoon.
00:23:19Yeah, but Laura's got too much in the ball to travel on the prestige of her old man's bank book.
00:23:23He sounds grand.
00:23:25There's that fellow she was with.
00:23:30I wonder who he is.
00:23:31I wouldn't get too interested, Babs.
00:23:33Laura's got a terrific temper and a right hook to match.
00:23:36Who's interested in that goof?
00:23:44Well, I'd better register.
00:23:47We'll see you later.
00:23:48In the meantime, we'll have you moved out of that old lady's home.
00:23:50Oh, you'd better not.
00:23:51I'd rather not impose.
00:23:53Oh, now, don't be too polite.
00:23:54Oh, she'll get over that.
00:23:56Well, see you later.
00:23:58Bye-bye.
00:23:59Bye.
00:24:00Bye.
00:24:03Oh, Brondie, I was worried.
00:24:05Dagwood, we're making a terrible mistake.
00:24:08I was just a victim of circumstances.
00:24:10You see, Laura's car broke down.
00:24:12Oh, I don't care anything about her.
00:24:14This is what's important.
00:24:15I'm in a trust.
00:24:16They're pledging me to a sorority.
00:24:18Oh, what's the matter with that?
00:24:19I told you they'd like you.
00:24:20But I'm supposed to be single.
00:24:22It isn't fair.
00:24:23Why, it's working like a charm.
00:24:25Why, we're starting to have fun already.
00:24:27Well, maybe you are, but I'm not.
00:24:29I'm leaving here with or without you, understand?
00:24:32Oh, no, I just signed up.
00:24:34I couldn't run out.
00:24:35I couldn't look myself in the face.
00:24:37I'd be a coward.
00:24:38All right, then.
00:24:39I'll be a coward.
00:24:40Where's the car?
00:24:41Oh, Laura's got it.
00:24:45So you don't want to be a coward, huh?
00:24:47Well, now, I can tell you just how it happened.
00:25:00And so, in etymology, we come upon the word sincere.
00:25:05Sincere goes back centuries, when the wandering peddler
00:25:08hawked worm-eaten furniture.
00:25:10He filled the wormholes with beeswax
00:25:12to trick his unwary victims.
00:25:14This gave us the word sincere.
00:25:17Sin meaning without, and sere meaning worms.
00:25:21Without worms, you see.
00:25:22Now, for instance, I take the word worm
00:25:24and use it in a sentence.
00:25:25When I say, I'm going out to see the worm
00:25:27with a plate of cellophane device,
00:25:28and I can't go through the night
00:25:29without a plate of cellophane device,
00:25:30I take the adjective and put it in front of the preposition,
00:25:32not only to make the word sincere more to without,
00:25:34or having myself broken down and raised to speak
00:25:36in the diction of today's men and force of the count.
00:25:38You can't just go along and say sincere with a plate
00:25:40when using the word as a plate.
00:25:41In the whole world, it's the better place
00:25:43where the plate is a case.
00:25:44And there you are.
00:25:46Would the usage apply as a medical term, doctor?
00:25:51A medical term?
00:25:52Oh, no, never.
00:25:53You see, when you use it as a medical term,
00:25:54you're taking the whole English language
00:25:56and making it afraid to sell the count.
00:25:57You may say, I'm a traitor,
00:25:58so I'm going to raise it,
00:25:59but I hope it's a bit of salt.
00:26:02You can't be a traitor
00:26:03because you're afraid for the world
00:26:04with the capitalist laws of the American language.
00:26:06A lot of people today say,
00:26:07we might say to you of the past,
00:26:08or use a little counterface for the morse
00:26:10of the diction of prepositions, adjectives, pronouns,
00:26:12meldrons, paraphrase, corpulence,
00:26:13so it's kind of thick, I guess.
00:26:15But you can't report.
00:26:16It's a treat.
00:26:18I see.
00:26:19Thank you, sir.
00:26:20Oh, it's just a counterfeit.
00:26:21In the use of the word my, meaning an untruth,
00:26:24the past tense and past participle differ.
00:26:27For instance, if I say I'm going to the richens,
00:26:30or I'm going to the rafters,
00:26:31or I'm going to the rafters,
00:26:33or the reedy broths,
00:26:34you might sing a song saying
00:26:35the Hudson broths of the cannery,
00:26:37but you can't because it's a dinch in the tank,
00:26:39and there's only four bars to the Memphis
00:26:41when the symphonic types are linked.
00:26:43So make yourself individual.
00:26:44Make yourself with a typeface
00:26:45and bring out the little counterface,
00:26:47and then you've got the base.
00:26:48If I lie, I have an untruth.
00:26:51If I have an untruth, I've told a lie.
00:26:53When you tell me you are standing when you are lying,
00:26:56you are lying.
00:26:57You have lied when you have told me
00:26:58that you're standing when the race is solved at eight.
00:27:00You see, if you say I lied when the race is bought at eight,
00:27:02it isn't a canterpillar treason.
00:27:04Now, if I stoop and stand up and say
00:27:06I'm standing when the race,
00:27:07and you're lying back and forth at the pace,
00:27:09you're using the term ahead of the quest,
00:27:11or you're going forward into the cast
00:27:12and leaving out all the predicate subjects,
00:27:14allophrase,
00:27:15and bringing forth the past with a dint.
00:27:17So it isn't a canterface,
00:27:18or a little tit,
00:27:19it's defraud,
00:27:20but it's a crowd to the tit
00:27:21of the greatest elite.
00:27:23Great speakers today have poured forth
00:27:24mansions and scrufflets,
00:27:26and even cows.
00:27:27Do we speak of the race tonight?
00:27:29No, it's a tend of the grift.
00:27:31So go on with your passion, you see?
00:27:33And that's why I chose the word sincere.
00:27:39Well, tomorrow we shall take up the verb to be.
00:27:41Class dismissed.
00:27:44Oh, Mr. Bumstead.
00:27:46Come here, young man.
00:27:51You'll be sure to have your papers
00:27:52on the record of mistakes,
00:27:53and hopefully facts of sailor fates,
00:27:55because that's a very difficult exam.
00:27:57Here.
00:27:59I suppose so.
00:28:01Come on.
00:28:07Uh, pardon me, miss.
00:28:10You, uh, you dropped your books.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:13Oh, no, I didn't.
00:28:14I only had two.
00:28:15Oh, no, don't you remember?
00:28:18I'm Dagwood.
00:28:19Dagwood Bumstead.
00:28:20Oh, Bondy.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:23You're offside, bud.
00:28:24Oh, uh, this is Mr. Brian,
00:28:25and Mr. Bond...
00:28:26Glad to know you, kid.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:28Look, it's an old, latent tradition
00:28:29that takes his protégé to lunch.
00:28:30Oh.
00:28:31Well, let's grab a...
00:28:32a cassette and find a compote for you,
00:28:34Mr. Bumstead.
00:28:35Huh?
00:28:36A cassette and find a compote for me?
00:28:39I guess he's a sponsor.
00:28:42Have you met Rusty Bryant yet?
00:28:43Well, in a way.
00:28:45I heard that new girl he's sponsoring
00:28:47is simply adorable,
00:28:48but he deserves the best.
00:28:50All the glory in the world
00:28:51wouldn't spoil Rusty Bryant.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:54They tell me she took one look at Rusty
00:28:56and swooned.
00:28:57Do you think so?
00:28:59For a girl to get rushed
00:29:00by Rusty Bryant the first day,
00:29:02well, it's like going to Washington
00:29:04and sitting on the president's lap.
00:29:06Yeah, yeah, I guess it is.
00:29:08But it can be a dog's life, too.
00:29:10She better not even look at anybody else.
00:29:13Huh?
00:29:14And if he catches a fella
00:29:15just... just even thinking about her...
00:29:17Uh-huh.
00:29:18Well, it can be awfully messy.
00:29:21Why is that so?
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:28Here comes Laura Wadsworth.
00:29:31Don't judge her by that wolf she's with.
00:29:34Oh, of course not.
00:29:38Hiya, Laura.
00:29:39Hi, Eddie.
00:29:40Have you seen Rusty Bryant around here?
00:29:41Yeah, he's right over there at that Louie.
00:29:43Thanks.
00:29:47Wouldn't you rather sit at the fountain?
00:29:49I like fountains.
00:29:50Oh, they're strictly for proletarians.
00:29:52Come on.
00:29:54Hello, Laura.
00:29:55Hi.
00:29:56This is Blondie Smith, Laura Wadsworth.
00:29:58How do you do?
00:29:59I'm so happy to know you, Blondie.
00:30:00I hear you've moved in with us.
00:30:02Oh, yes.
00:30:03You've all been so sweet.
00:30:04Well, if you can stand us,
00:30:05you're more than welcome.
00:30:07Oh, Daggie.
00:30:08This is Miss Smith, Mr. Bumstead.
00:30:11Glad to know you, Daggie.
00:30:13Well, let's not get too informal.
00:30:15Oh, and you've already met Mr. Bryant.
00:30:17Yeah, a few minutes ago.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:19How are you?
00:30:20Oh, hey.
00:30:22Come on and join us.
00:30:23It's on me.
00:30:24I've struck oil.
00:30:25Sold.
00:30:27Well, how do you like Leighton so far?
00:30:29Oh, I think it's beautiful,
00:30:30what I've seen of it.
00:30:31The way you see Moon Lake,
00:30:32it's positively breathtaking.
00:30:34Say, what about tonight?
00:30:36Well, I...
00:30:37Oh, and Daggie hasn't seen it yet either, has he?
00:30:39Well, no, but I don't...
00:30:41Let's make it a double date.
00:30:42Huh?
00:30:43Oh, yeah.
00:30:44Yeah, and we can take our car.
00:30:46My car.
00:30:47Okay, Daggie.
00:30:49It's a deal.
00:30:50Oh.
00:30:51It's a deal.
00:30:52Oh.
00:31:07There she is.
00:31:08Isn't she beautiful?
00:31:10My, it looks like one of those penny postcards.
00:31:13Rusty, why don't you take Blondie over
00:31:15and introduce her to General Hood?
00:31:17That's an idea.
00:31:18General Hood?
00:31:20You'll love it.
00:31:21He's over 400 years old.
00:31:23Yeah, let's all go meet him.
00:31:24Oh, you're going to meet General Gibson.
00:31:26He's even older than General Hood.
00:31:28Oh, well, uh,
00:31:29maybe I'd rather meet General Gibson.
00:31:31Oh, you'll like old Hood much better.
00:31:34I'd still like to meet General Hood.
00:31:37Oh, Daggie, sometimes I think you act
00:31:39too young to go to college.
00:31:40Do I?
00:31:44Blondie, meet General Hood.
00:31:48Hmm?
00:31:51Why, it's a tree.
00:31:53And what a tree.
00:31:54Centuries old and still as sturdy as steel.
00:31:58Here, sit on his knee.
00:32:07General Gibson, all presents are accounted for.
00:32:10Where is he?
00:32:11It's a tree.
00:32:12It's called General Gibson.
00:32:17See all those initials?
00:32:18Sure.
00:32:21All of them were carved by students.
00:32:23Some are 75 years old.
00:32:25And still going to Leighton?
00:32:27No, silly.
00:32:28The carvings.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30Wait till you hear some of the legends
00:32:31about this old boy.
00:32:32Yeah, well, will you excuse me a minute, Laura?
00:32:34I'll be right back.
00:32:35Huh?
00:32:37Yes, sir.
00:32:38If it weren't for General Hood,
00:32:39I wouldn't be here.
00:32:40Really?
00:32:42Dad proposed to my mother right here.
00:32:44She accepted him?
00:32:46Nope.
00:32:47But old Pop was their persistent gazebo
00:32:49and Ma finally married him.
00:32:51Well, that's fine.
00:32:53You see, that's why I came.
00:32:55Pardon me a minute, Rusty.
00:32:56I forgot something.
00:33:04Oh!
00:33:05Oh.
00:33:06Well, where are you going?
00:33:08Oh, I wanted to tell Rusty something.
00:33:10Oh.
00:33:11And what do you think Mr. Bryant
00:33:13would be interested in hearing from you?
00:33:15Well, you wouldn't understand.
00:33:17I figured out a new football plan.
00:33:19I want to discuss it with you.
00:33:21And where, may I ask, are you going?
00:33:23To see Laura, if you please,
00:33:25about something you wouldn't understand.
00:33:27What's cooking here?
00:33:28Huh?
00:33:29Oh, this blondie turned her ankle.
00:33:31Oh!
00:33:32Gee, that's tough.
00:33:33Oh, I guess I must have stepped on a stone.
00:33:36Blondie turned her ankle.
00:33:37Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:38Look, Rusty massages.
00:33:40He's the chiropractor in the house.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:43Oh!
00:33:44Oh!
00:33:45This where it hurts?
00:33:46Yes.
00:33:47No, it's all right now.
00:33:48It's just pain for a minute.
00:33:50Hey, whose ankle is it?
00:33:51Yours or blondie's?
00:33:52Oh!
00:33:53Oh, you better not walk on her, blondie.
00:33:54Oh, I should say not.
00:33:57Oh, you don't have to care.
00:33:58She can walk now.
00:33:59Say, what kind of a guy are you anyway?
00:34:01You take care of your girl.
00:34:02I'll take care of mine.
00:34:04Oh, no.
00:34:06Well, maybe we'd better get started.
00:34:09You're a genius, Bumstitch.
00:34:11Huh?
00:34:28How was my time, Mr. Howard?
00:34:30Very good for just a workout, Rusty.
00:34:37How was my time, coach?
00:34:39I wouldn't know.
00:34:40Huh?
00:34:41This is only an eight-day watch.
00:34:49Nice hittin', Rusty.
00:34:51Wait a minute, Stevens.
00:34:53Hey, Bumstead!
00:34:54Huh?
00:34:55Oh!
00:34:56Oh!
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:58Oh, me?
00:34:59Yes, you.
00:35:00Come here.
00:35:02Huh?
00:35:03Let's see you smack one.
00:35:04Oh, yeah.
00:35:11Oh, no.
00:35:37That'll be all, DiMaggio.
00:35:39Yeah, but I didn't have a chance.
00:35:40You had four strikes, and that's more than they get in the big leagues.
00:35:43All right, Stevens.
00:35:46Kuhn.
00:35:47Yes, sir.
00:35:48Gillis.
00:35:49Here.
00:35:50Nozwowski.
00:35:51Right.
00:35:52Stewart.
00:35:53Yes, sir.
00:35:54Bumstead.
00:35:55Here.
00:35:56Where?
00:35:57Here I am, coach.
00:35:58My shoelace came untied.
00:35:59Now, you men get out there in the positions you think you can play.
00:36:00Yes, sir.
00:36:02Oh, no.
00:36:03Oh, no.
00:36:04Oh, no.
00:36:08You get out there and catch that pun.
00:36:09Go through for a touchdown.
00:36:10Yes, sir.
00:36:12Oh, no.
00:36:15And you men, stop Bumstead if you can.
00:36:17And remember, tackle him low and hard.
00:36:21Good morning, Mr. Higby.
00:36:22Oh, good morning, Dean.
00:36:23Gentlemen.
00:36:24Good morning, sir.
00:36:25Just looking over the new squad.
00:36:26Anything promising?
00:36:27Well, if that Bumstead can play football as good as he says he can, we have a great prospect.
00:36:32Very encouraging.
00:36:33Reverse your field.
00:37:04Dean, get up.
00:37:05Dean, get up.
00:37:08I'm so sorry.
00:37:11So sorry.
00:37:13You're sorry.
00:37:19Bumstead.
00:37:21Turn in that uniform.
00:37:29Come on.
00:37:30Come on.
00:37:31Come on.
00:37:33That's the way.
00:37:35Well, I wish you luck, girls.
00:37:36I wish you could stay for the game, Blondie.
00:37:38Oh, I wish I could, too.
00:37:39But poor Julia Crunchnobble needs help pretty badly.
00:37:42It's awfully nice of you to let me use Dagwood's car, Laura.
00:37:45Oh, think nothing of it, Blondie.
00:37:46But if we lose to those goons, it'll be your fault for not giving us your moral support.
00:37:50Oh, I'll be with you all in spirit.
00:37:51Goodbye.
00:37:52Goodbye, Blondie.
00:37:56Julia, you can come out now.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:06How have you been, Mr. Merriwell?
00:38:08Oh, not so good.
00:38:09No? What's the matter?
00:38:10Oh, things aren't turning out like we planned them, are they?
00:38:13Not exactly.
00:38:15Everything's gone wrong since I picked up Laura.
00:38:18That was quite an accomplishment.
00:38:20I told you she got a flat tire.
00:38:22Don't you tell her.
00:38:23Let her find it out herself.
00:38:27Oh, I'm a flop at everything.
00:38:29I'm a flop at everything.
00:38:30Football, baseball, track.
00:38:32Now I suppose you want to quit?
00:38:34Not exactly.
00:38:35I'm just disappointed in everything.
00:38:38Take geology.
00:38:39Who's interested in an old, tired, dry lake?
00:38:42Maybe if you threw yourself in it, you'd find it more interesting.
00:38:46How can I study?
00:38:47You know, Laura, it's always the hop or the prom or the snackery.
00:38:52I don't see how those kids can stand it.
00:38:54I'm having a wonderful time.
00:38:56Yeah, well, that's swell.
00:38:58Well, I'm worried about Baby Dumpling.
00:39:01The last time we sneaked over there, he didn't seem quite happy.
00:39:06Why, he did to me.
00:39:08Well, you don't know men.
00:39:10He never would let you know how he really feels.
00:39:13He doesn't want to worry you.
00:39:15I can tell.
00:39:17Why didn't you tell me this before?
00:39:19Well, how could I with Rusty watching you like a bird dog?
00:39:23Oh, my poor, neglected little darling.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29Not you, Joe College.
00:39:31I mean the baby.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:39Right face.
00:39:42Right face.
00:39:44Left face.
00:39:47At ease.
00:39:49What's the matter, man?
00:39:50You act like you're walking on hot rocks.
00:39:52Number one in the rear ranks.
00:39:54Step out, please.
00:39:59How long have you been here at Calhoun?
00:40:02Ten days.
00:40:03Ten days what?
00:40:05Ten days, sir.
00:40:06That's better.
00:40:07We've got two left feet, so trade one in for a right.
00:40:10Yes, sir.
00:40:14Sergeant Bumstead.
00:40:17Oh, my darling.
00:40:21Company dismissed.
00:40:24What's the matter, Mommy?
00:40:25Why didn't you tell me you were unhappy?
00:40:27We're taking you right home.
00:40:28Who told you I was unhappy?
00:40:30Daddy says he could tell.
00:40:32Daddy, you're wrong.
00:40:33I'm going to be a lieutenant next month.
00:40:36Isn't that right, Captain?
00:40:37Right.
00:40:40Why, it's wonderful here.
00:40:41Horseback, swimming, football.
00:40:44Not many of the kind scrap iron.
00:40:47You're sure now?
00:40:48Positive.
00:40:49I'm having the best time I ever had.
00:40:51Look.
00:40:52Look who's up.
00:40:53Buck Private under me.
00:40:59Very well, darling.
00:41:00You may stay.
00:41:01Gee, Mommy, you're tough.
00:41:04Daddy?
00:41:05Did you make the football team?
00:41:07No, not yet.
00:41:09Baseball?
00:41:11No.
00:41:13Gee, Dad, I'm sure Captain Long needs to make something.
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:20Nanny told me if he doesn't qualify at something,
00:41:23he's going to leave.
00:41:24What difference does it make to you if Dagwood quits?
00:41:26Oh, I was just thinking about Laura.
00:41:29She's liable to do something drastic.
00:41:31Is she that gone on the drip?
00:41:33Oh, yes, Rusty.
00:41:34But she'd just die if she ever found out I told you.
00:41:37But he's gone out for everything with Tiddlywinks and the crew.
00:41:40Crew?
00:41:41What's that?
00:41:42Rowing.
00:41:43Oh, he's a wonderful rower.
00:41:45Or, uh, Laura mentioned it the other day.
00:41:47I don't know, Blondie.
00:41:48It's a tough sport, even for me.
00:41:50Are you on the crew?
00:41:52Sure.
00:41:53I stroke number five.
00:41:54Oh, Rusty, you're doing too much.
00:41:57Ah, forget it, Blondie.
00:41:58Athletics come natural to me.
00:42:00But supposing you got athlete's foot or heart or something.
00:42:03Why, it'd just be awful.
00:42:05Imagine how I'd feel.
00:42:07You mean it would make you happier if I quit the crew?
00:42:10I'd be the happiest girl in the world.
00:42:13Gosh, Blondie, I...
00:42:15Who'd we get to take my place?
00:42:17Stagwood.
00:42:18Uh, for Laura's sake.
00:42:20Do you think Brumstek could fill my shoes?
00:42:22Oh, not in a thousand years.
00:42:24But you should worry, as long as you made me happy.
00:42:29Gee, Blondie, I...
00:42:32Mr. Dinners!
00:42:33Good to see you, Mr. Dinners.
00:42:35Well, come in.
00:42:37Well, sit here.
00:42:39Have a seat.
00:42:41What are you doing here?
00:42:43Oh, nothing.
00:42:44I'm here to see you.
00:42:46Oh, I see.
00:42:47I see.
00:42:48I see.
00:42:49I see.
00:42:50I see.
00:42:51I see.
00:42:52I see.
00:42:53I see.
00:42:54I see.
00:42:55I see.
00:42:56I see.
00:42:57I see.
00:42:58I see.
00:42:59I see.
00:43:00What are you doing here?
00:43:01Well, I had some business up this way.
00:43:03I thought I'd see how you're getting along.
00:43:05Oh, I'm getting as smart as a whip.
00:43:08Why, you won't even know me when I get back.
00:43:11Where's Blondie?
00:43:12Oh, she's over with the girls.
00:43:14Well, how does she like college?
00:43:16She seems to be having a grand time.
00:43:18Is she learning anything?
00:43:19Well, she's getting liberal education.
00:43:22Of course, I don't see very much of her.
00:43:24Studying hard, eh?
00:43:26Well, most of her time is being taken up with Rusty.
00:43:29Rusty?
00:43:30That's an odd name for a girl.
00:43:32No, she isn't a girl.
00:43:33He's an All-American.
00:43:34Oh, yes, the football player.
00:43:36Well, as long as you're both enjoying yourself so much,
00:43:39I guess you wouldn't be interested in coming back.
00:43:41No, I guess Blondie wouldn't be.
00:43:43Oh, I could probably arrange it with her.
00:43:45Would you, Mr. Diddy?
00:43:46Could you?
00:43:47I mean, well, ordinarily, you couldn't get me away from here
00:43:51with the militia.
00:43:52Only...
00:43:53Wadsworth's office tells me he'd like some of your ideas.
00:43:56Now, we could finish up that deal.
00:43:59I'll do it, Mr. Diddy.
00:44:00That is, if you can get Blondie to...
00:44:02How long since you've seen her?
00:44:04Oh, I see her every now and then.
00:44:06Only she won't speak to me much.
00:44:09I figured that.
00:44:11You did?
00:44:12Sure.
00:44:13I can see college hasn't taught you much about women.
00:44:15But I'll get Blondie.
00:44:16Then we'll get baby dumpling.
00:44:17Then we'll get the Wadsworth deal.
00:44:19Oh, boy, then I'll get some home cooking.
00:44:22When I get back, I'll...
00:44:23Come in.
00:44:25Oh, Miles!
00:44:26Oh, Miles Giffords.
00:44:27This is Mr. Diddy.
00:44:28He's a coxswain on the crew.
00:44:29Glad to know you, sir.
00:44:30We just got some bad news.
00:44:32What is it?
00:44:33Rusty Bryant quit the crew.
00:44:34Oh, is that so?
00:44:35Yeah, and he recommended you as a prospect to take his place.
00:44:38Oh, you're kidding.
00:44:39Aren't you, Miles?
00:44:40Nope.
00:44:41Report to Doc Hartley at the boathouse in the morning.
00:44:437.30 sharp.
00:44:44So long.
00:44:47I made it, Mr. Diddy!
00:44:50That is, I practically made it.
00:44:52Just think, I'm...
00:44:53I'm number five on the crew.
00:44:55What's the deal?
00:44:56It can't wait.
00:44:57They'll close with standards.
00:44:58Oh, they'll be sorry.
00:44:59Listen to me, Bumstead.
00:45:00You're either coming back with me tonight or never.
00:45:03Then it'll have to be never.
00:45:05When I finish here, I'll be too big for the J.C. Didders Construction Company.
00:45:09Bumstead, you're...
00:45:11You're fired!
00:45:12Jimmy!
00:45:17Stroke!
00:45:18Stroke!
00:45:19Stroke!
00:45:21Jimmy!
00:45:23Stroke!
00:45:26Stroke!
00:45:29Ohhhh!
00:45:32There you are.
00:45:37Sit up.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:44Oh, there you are, sit up.
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:47Huh?
00:45:48Yeah.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:51Hey, the thing, please.
00:45:55Now just relax.
00:45:56Uh.
00:45:57Huh?
00:45:58Ah.
00:46:01It's all right.
00:46:02It's all right.
00:46:03I think, I think, I think.
00:46:08OK?
00:46:09OK.
00:46:10It's all right.
00:46:11It's all right.
00:46:12I'm positive it'll be a solution to your whole construction problem, Mr. Wadsworth.
00:46:36Not only cheaper, but the job can be completed in half the time.
00:46:40Well, it sounds practical, all right.
00:46:42It is practical.
00:46:43I've been giving it a lot of thought.
00:46:47Yes.
00:46:48I believe it'll work.
00:46:49Now, here's what we'll do.
00:46:54Over there? I thought over here.
00:46:56What is that, tic-tac-toe?
00:46:57Where has this boy been all my life?
00:47:00With me, Dad. Part of the time.
00:47:01Well, I'm glad you picked a thinker for a change.
00:47:03Oh, it isn't anything much.
00:47:05Young man, you're much too advanced for your years.
00:47:08You don't belong in college.
00:47:09You belong in the business world, and I'm going to put you there.
00:47:12Gee, Mr. Wadsworth, I can't think of anything to say.
00:47:16He never can.
00:47:17That's the nature of the beast.
00:47:19You just think of the race today.
00:47:21We can talk business later.
00:47:22Stroke. Stroke.
00:47:24Lift that stroke.
00:47:25We've got to beat Atlantic.
00:47:27I'll do my part.
00:47:28That's the spirit, my boy.
00:47:29And if the rest do theirs, we can't lose.
00:47:31On my left, you see Snooky Wadsworth.
00:47:34It was after that memorable classic between Leighton and Atlantic in 1914
00:47:39that the name of Snooky Wadsworth was on the lips of every crew enthusiast from...
00:47:45My dear, I think we can do without the sordid details, little magpie.
00:47:49What happened?
00:47:51Well, you see, uh, the...
00:47:54Well, it was a long time ago.
00:47:56Skip it, Daggy.
00:47:57Dad's very modest about his athletic achievements.
00:48:00Oh.
00:48:03Oh, I was looking for Rusty.
00:48:05Excuse me.
00:48:06Oh, Miss Smith.
00:48:07Would you take a picture of Laura and Dagwood?
00:48:09I'd like it for my office.
00:48:11Why, of course.
00:48:13Come on, Daggy.
00:48:21Dagwood, you're not being executed.
00:48:23You're having your picture taken.
00:48:25Relax.
00:48:26Well, you act as if you didn't know the girl, Bumstead.
00:48:28Put your arm around her.
00:48:33Oh, that's awfully cute.
00:48:36Hold it.
00:48:39Now take one of the three of us.
00:48:41Sort of a family group.
00:48:43Oh, Dad.
00:48:44Such a wag.
00:48:48Well, I'd...
00:48:49I'd better be going over to the boathouse.
00:48:51Okay, Daggy.
00:48:52I'll run you over in the tender.
00:48:53Good luck, son.
00:48:54We're depending on you today.
00:48:56I'll be in your picture.
00:48:57I mean, pulling all the way.
00:49:03Oh...
00:49:11Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:49:13This is Bob Lamond speaking to you from Skylar Basin,
00:49:15where the crews of Leighton and Atlantic
00:49:17are meeting this afternoon in their annual intercollegiate classic.
00:49:19It's a perfect spring day, ideal for this meet.
00:49:22The rivalry between Leighton and Atlantic
00:49:24has attracted great throngs of people
00:49:26who are surrounding the sides of this basin.
00:49:28Inside the basin itself are a great number of yachts
00:49:31colors and insignia of their owners respective alma mater. The shells of the
00:49:35two rival colleges are at the starting line now and in them 16 sturdy young
00:49:39oarsmen who in a few moments will be straining muscles bending backs to send
00:49:42their shells over the grueling four-mile course. It's a tense anxious moment for
00:49:47Leighton today for in their shells sits a question mark
00:49:50Dagwood Bumstead. Will he prove equal to the killing pace which has made Leighton
00:49:54the most feared of collegiate crews? We shall soon see. There goes the referee's
00:49:58gun and Leighton and Lanning are off to an even start with the first burst of cheering
00:50:02the crews settle down the stride stroke for stroke. In the Leighton shell is the veteran
00:50:10Coxman Mouse Gifford who drove his crew to victory last year over Atlanta.
00:50:19The human interest story behind today's race is the fact that Rusty Bryant gave
00:50:23up his place on the Leighton crew to make way for Bumstead.
00:50:29The Leighton stroke is now around 38 and Bumstead is meeting this test like a
00:50:35veteran in that number five position and the Leighton shell creeps into the lead
00:50:39by a quarter of a length. The crowd roars again as Leighton increases its lead over Atlanta.
00:50:43Mouse Gifford is taking every advantage of this comfortable margin and the
00:50:48Atlantic crew urged on by Coxman increases its stroke but Leighton is out
00:50:52for a new course record and is still going away. Well make a history fellas
00:50:56let's ease off the 36 but make them strong. You bunch of jellyfish where's your nerve?
00:51:02Come on let's go 38.
00:51:08Leighton is now two lengths in the lead and look at those boys go it looks like
00:51:13Leighton again this year for its seventh consecutive victory because nothing
00:51:17short of a miracle can save Atlanta. Wait a minute something's happened it's
00:51:22Bumstead of the Leighton crew he's caught a crab he failed to lift his oar
00:51:25clear of the water after the stroke. He's been unseated and he's trying desperately to get
00:51:29back into place. Mouse Gifford yelling at him. Bumstead for the love of Joe get with us. I can't.
00:51:35Then jump you jughead get your weight out of the shell. Bumstead's thrown the Leighton
00:51:40crew off stroke. He's standing up he's going to jump. There he goes and there goes the Leighton shell.
00:51:45All the boys are in the water. The Atlantic shell shoots by those Leighton boys who are
00:51:50floundering around their upturned shell. Well folks the miracle has happened.
00:51:54Atlantic will win. This is the first time anything like this has taken place since
00:51:591914. It's all over now but the singing.
00:52:04Come out. There he is Mr. Diddler. He's on KP duty sir for clipping the sergeant.
00:52:26Hello baby dumpling. Hey can you skin things? Well I can try. Here skin this. How are you liking it here?
00:52:45Guess ask me. Well I can see what you mean. How are mommy and daddy getting along with their school work?
00:52:53Oh fine fine. Pretty soon they'll be smarter than you are. Would you like to be with them?
00:52:59Sure only I'm a little young for college. Well suppose we could get them out of college.
00:53:05Not if they're having fun. Well that's the way I'd feel about it if they were but I don't think they are baby
00:53:10dumpling. I don't think they're happy at all. No? No only neither one of them will be the first to quit.
00:53:16That's why it's up to you and me. What do you get out of this? Well I'll admit I need your dad's
00:53:22help in the Wadsworth deal but you'd get out of all this. Are you sure they want to go home?
00:53:28Positive. Where can we talk? We can go to my dormitory as soon as we're finished with these few potatoes.
00:53:35Fine.
00:53:45Call her.
00:54:05Now you know what you're going to do baby dumpling. Yes and you know what I'll do if daddy doesn't get that bonus.
00:54:10Yes yes of course and you too Daisy. Now plenty of tears. Good girl. Now he's in the second room on the right.
00:54:16I'll be waiting right here. Make it good.
00:54:35All right Daisy. Turn on the tears.
00:54:43Daddy. Help my daddy.
00:54:48Baby dumpling. That sounds like baby dumpling. Daddy. Daddy. Baby dumpling.
00:54:56What is it? What happened? I got homesick.
00:55:00Well I've been lonesome for you too but how did you get here? Mr. Dinners brought me.
00:55:05Well I'm sure glad to see you. Wasn't this Mr. Dinners idea?
00:55:12Well I wanted to see you and mommy and besides Alvin was made a sergeant.
00:55:18Well I can't leave here tonight baby dumpling. I caught a cramp today.
00:55:23What did you use for bait?
00:55:25Oh no you don't understand. I lost a crew race today.
00:55:29Well I'd be ill if I tried to run out now and mommy wouldn't speak to me anymore.
00:55:35Where is mommy?
00:55:37Well she's busy.
00:55:40Where am I going to see mommy?
00:55:43Take me to my mommy.
00:55:47Take me to my mommy.
00:55:54Mr. Bumstead.
00:55:58Who is it? What's the matter?
00:56:02It's Mrs. Dill. Open the door please.
00:56:05I can't. I'm not dressed.
00:56:07I heard someone talking in your room.
00:56:09Well it might have been me. I talk in my sleep.
00:56:13I heard a baby's voice.
00:56:15Well I was dreaming I was a baby.
00:56:19Well it's all very strange to me.
00:56:22Well I'm sorry if I disturbed you.
00:56:28Good night Mrs. Dill.
00:56:38Come on. You've got to get out of here.
00:56:40But when are we going to see mommy?
00:56:43You can't see mommy tonight baby dumpling.
00:56:46You see mommy's been a big success here at college and it would just spoil her fun.
00:56:52But when am I going to see mommy?
00:56:58It won't be long.
00:57:00But when am I going to see mommy?
00:57:07Take me to my mommy.
00:57:10I want to see my mommy tonight.
00:57:12Now please baby. I'll go back with you.
00:57:15Well if you'll just be patient about your mommy.
00:57:18But I want to see mommy tonight.
00:57:21You said that baby.
00:57:24Now please baby. Now relax.
00:57:27Take me to my mommy.
00:57:30I want my mommy.
00:57:32Take me to my mommy.
00:57:34I'll go back with you if you'll just be patient.
00:57:39Operator.
00:57:41Operator. Get me the police department.
00:57:46I've got to get you out of here without anyone seeing you.
00:57:49And remember. I'm not your father until we get out of town.
00:57:53Who are you then?
00:57:55I'm Dagwood Bumstead. A student.
00:57:58Then who am I?
00:58:00You're just plain baby dumpling.
00:58:02Now. No matter what happens.
00:58:05You don't know me. Never saw me before.
00:58:08Oh and you too Daisy. Understand?
00:58:11Hurry. Please. Before they get away.
00:58:14108 Darwin Place.
00:58:18Now. I'm going to wrap you and Daisy up in the blanket.
00:58:21And if anyone asks me. You just some clothes I'm taking to the cleaner.
00:58:25I get it. Act like cool Daisy.
00:58:28And remember. We don't know daddy.
00:58:38Daisy.
00:58:42Oh no no Daisy.
00:58:49Daisy wait.
00:58:51You all right?
00:59:08Hello Dagwood. Where's baby dumpling?
00:59:31Shh. He's in here.
00:59:33Poor boy's been pretty lonesome for you.
00:59:35Yeah. I guess you'd think this was pretty smart.
00:59:37You have to get up early to fool a college man.
00:59:40Open the rumble seat please.
00:59:45Now you all right?
00:59:47Okay. Get out on the floor then.
00:59:50And stay covered.
00:59:52I'm glad you're going home. For his sake.
00:59:54Oh sure.
01:00:08All right. We got you covered. Don't move.
01:00:11Take a look at that rumble seat Joe.
01:00:14Come on. Get out of the car.
01:00:16Come on. Get your hands up.
01:00:18You too. Come on.
01:00:20There's the kid.
01:00:22It's a snatch all right.
01:00:24Oh there's some mistake.
01:00:26Oh shut up.
01:00:38We got him. You better put the cuffs on him.
01:00:40What? I can explain everything.
01:00:43Oh button your lips.
01:00:46Hmm. He looks like a rich kid.
01:00:48Are you hurt Sonny?
01:00:50Not much.
01:00:51He's a brave little guy isn't he?
01:00:53All right you guys. Get in that car.
01:00:55And once fully move out of you and you're a couple of dead turkeys.
01:00:58Get in there.
01:01:00Where are we going?
01:01:01To the police station.
01:01:02Don't you worry. We're not locking you up.
01:01:04I'm not worried. But can't Daisy and I ride on your motorcycle?
01:01:08Sure thing soldier.
01:01:10I'm a sergeant. Look.
01:01:11Well.
01:01:13There it is.
01:01:34All right gang.
01:01:54A big cheer for the Atlantic crew.
01:01:57Atlantic crew.
01:01:58Rah. Rah. Rah.
01:02:00Atlantic crew.
01:02:05I wonder where Dagwood is.
01:02:07It's nine o'clock.
01:02:09I guess the poor kid can't take it.
01:02:11And I've stood up.
01:02:12Poor guy.
01:02:14I felt the same way once when I fumbled a ball in a high school game.
01:02:17Kind of puts a hinge in a fellow's back.
01:02:19That's not true Rusty Bryant. There's no hinge in Dagwood's back.
01:02:22Are you getting so boiled up about sugar?
01:02:24Well, I just think it's unfair. That's all.
01:02:27Blondie's right.
01:02:28If anyone has the right to judge Daggy, it's me.
01:02:31I just know Dagwood wouldn't hide out because he caught a crab.
01:02:34I'm sorry.
01:02:38She's a blueprint of a mother.
01:02:40I wish he'd show up though.
01:02:41I've got something more important in this race to discuss with him.
01:02:48How about this dance, Blondie?
01:02:54Where's the ransom note?
01:02:56I tell you, I didn't...
01:02:57Shut up!
01:02:58You'd better come clean, Bumstead.
01:02:59Where'd you grab this kid?
01:03:01Mr. Ditters brought him over to the house.
01:03:03How long have you been using Mrs. Dills' joint as a hideout?
01:03:05All about it.
01:03:07It isn't a hideout.
01:03:08Just answer the question.
01:03:09Look, fella.
01:03:11Why don't you make it easy on everybody?
01:03:13How much were you holding that kid for?
01:03:15Oh, please. I'm Baby Dumpling's father.
01:03:17That ain't what the kid says.
01:03:18Joe, bring in the boy and the dog.
01:03:21Final example you are for college kids, Bumstead.
01:03:23Blowing the crew race and then snatching a kid.
01:03:25Now, you'd better open up because I've got a personal interest in you, bud.
01:03:30Yeah?
01:03:31I lost 25 bucks on that race today.
01:03:34Oh, I'm sorry, Sergeant.
01:03:36You are, are you?
01:03:37Well, then, maybe you'd like to do something to even things up just a little, huh?
01:03:41Yeah.
01:03:42Save me a lot of gab and start singing.
01:03:45Singing?
01:03:47Sweet!
01:03:48I can't, that innocent stuff. You know what I mean.
01:03:50Start talking.
01:03:51Here they are, Sergeant.
01:03:53Tell them who I am, Baby Dumpling.
01:03:58I don't know him. I never saw him before.
01:04:00Oh, no.
01:04:01And I suppose the dog is yours, too.
01:04:05Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:06I'll show you.
01:04:08Nice daisy.
01:04:09Come to daddy.
01:04:13Isn't that touching?
01:04:14Huh?
01:04:15Well, that just about cinches it, Bumstead.
01:04:17A dog can sense a foul ball the minute he sees one.
01:04:19All right, Joe, take them out.
01:04:21Oh, wait a minute.
01:04:22Oh, you were just following order, Sergeant.
01:04:24Oh, now you're going to claim that you're being framed, huh?
01:04:27Oh, I'm his father, honestly.
01:04:29All right.
01:04:30Who's his mother?
01:04:32Oh, I can't tell you that.
01:04:34Oh, you can't, huh?
01:04:36I could, but it wouldn't be fair to her.
01:04:38Now, listen, fella.
01:04:39If you think you're good at copping insanity, you're crazy.
01:04:43Oh, take him in the other room and bring out his partner.
01:05:00This one next.
01:05:05All right, you, come on.
01:05:07Pretty clever, huh, Mr. Diddy?
01:05:09Well, if I never work for you again,
01:05:11you'll be at my terms.
01:05:13Shut up, you numbskull.
01:05:15Dissolving partnership, huh?
01:05:24Is there a lady here named Blondie Smith?
01:05:26Yeah, that's her dancing with Rusty Bryant.
01:05:28Why, what's up, Cap?
01:05:29Nothing, nothing.
01:05:34I beg your pardon.
01:05:35Are you Blondie Smith?
01:05:36Why, yes.
01:05:37Can I speak to you a minute?
01:05:39Yes, surely.
01:05:40Excuse me, Rusty.
01:05:42Well, yes, but...
01:05:52Do you know a fellow by the name of Dagwood Bumstead?
01:05:54Why, yes.
01:05:55Has something happened?
01:05:56Plenty.
01:05:57We've got him down at headquarters for kidnapping.
01:05:59Kidnapping?
01:06:00Dagwood?
01:06:01That's right.
01:06:02Oh, but that's impossible.
01:06:03He wouldn't do anything like that.
01:06:05That's always the way, Miss Smith.
01:06:07A fellow palms himself off on his friends as a right guy.
01:06:10Then he turns out to be a dirty snake in the grass.
01:06:12But, but who did he kidnap?
01:06:14Where?
01:06:15Why?
01:06:16Oh, it wasn't a one-man job.
01:06:17He's got a partner, a yank by the name of Dithers.
01:06:19He's the brains of the team.
01:06:21Dithers?
01:06:22He's the one who's trying to drag your name into it.
01:06:24Claims you're the mother of the boy.
01:06:26Bumstead claims you're not.
01:06:28We want to get a straight.
01:06:29But, but, but who's the boy?
01:06:31Says his name is, uh, Apple Turnover.
01:06:34Oh.
01:06:35Baby dumpling?
01:06:36That's right.
01:06:37Smart little twerp, too.
01:06:39Oh.
01:06:40Laura.
01:06:41What's the matter?
01:06:42Oh, something terrible's happened, Laura.
01:06:44Dagwood's in jail for kidnapping his own child.
01:06:47His own child?
01:06:49Oh.
01:06:50Take it easy, ladies.
01:06:52Oh, Laura.
01:06:53Will you go down there with me?
01:06:54Oh, sure.
01:06:55We'll take my car.
01:06:56Come on, let's get all wrapped.
01:06:57Better hurry, ladies, before they give Bumstead the works.
01:06:59Oh.
01:07:00Laura.
01:07:01Oh.
01:07:03Blondie.
01:07:04Oh.
01:07:05Dagwood, Dagwood, what have I done to you?
01:07:07Oh, you haven't done anything, darling.
01:07:09These gentlemen just wouldn't believe me.
01:07:11Lady, uh, is this guy your husband?
01:07:13He certainly is.
01:07:14And is that your kid?
01:07:16Oh.
01:07:17My darling.
01:07:18My baby.
01:07:19Oh, my darling.
01:07:23Act like you don't know Daddy.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:26Oh, I'll never, ever leave you again.
01:07:28How did all this happen?
01:07:30Are you asking me?
01:07:32Daddy said that no matter what happened, I should say that I never saw him before.
01:07:38Get out of here.
01:07:39Go on.
01:07:40Get out of here.
01:07:41Go on.
01:07:42Get out.
01:07:43Get out of here, all of you.
01:07:44Go ahead.
01:07:45Go on, now.
01:07:46And look, you.
01:07:47Huh?
01:07:48If you're on that crew next year, I'm going to bet on Atlantic.
01:07:52Me, too.
01:07:53Well, good luck.
01:07:54Get out of here.
01:08:03Glad to see you, Bumstead.
01:08:06Hold it, everybody.
01:08:07Hold it.
01:08:08Folks, the fellow who caught the crab for late today is here.
01:08:11Let's show him how we feel about it.
01:08:13A great big one for Dagwood Bumstead.
01:08:15Bumstead!
01:08:16Rah!
01:08:17Rah!
01:08:18Rah!
01:08:19Bumstead!
01:08:21Bumstead!
01:08:37There's really nothing to make a speech about.
01:08:40Oh, yes, there is.
01:08:42What happened?
01:08:43Wait till you hear.
01:08:44Hold on to me, Rusty.
01:08:45We're going around a sharp curve in a minute.
01:08:47Well, I guess I'd better start this by saying that this is my last day at Leighton.
01:08:58I can't tell you how happy I've been here and how wonderful you've all been to me, but
01:09:03oh, I was happy and thinking I could fit into the pattern of college life, but I've been
01:09:08an imposter.
01:09:09I don't belong here.
01:09:11My duties are elsewhere, just as yours will be one day.
01:09:15You see, I'm a wife and a mother.
01:09:18I'm a mother, Mom.
01:09:20I told you to hold him, Mom.
01:09:23Baby Dumpling.
01:09:24Come here.
01:09:25This is Baby Dumpling, my son.
01:09:26Oh, he's so cute.
01:09:27Who's the lucky man?
01:09:28Yeah, who's the proud papa?
01:09:29What's his name?
01:09:30Do we know him?
01:09:31Well, I guess everybody knows him, especially since this afternoon.
01:09:32His name's Dagwood Bumstead.
01:09:33He's a good boy.
01:09:34He's a good boy.
01:09:35He's a good boy.
01:09:36He's a good boy.
01:09:37He's a good boy.
01:09:38He's a good boy.
01:09:39He's a good boy.
01:09:40He's a good boy.
01:09:41He's a good boy.
01:09:42He's a good boy.
01:09:43He's a good boy.
01:09:45He's a good boy.
01:09:46He's a good boy.
01:09:47He's a good boy.
01:09:48He's a good boy.
01:09:49He's a good boy.
01:09:50Come on up, Dagwood.
01:09:51Come on up.
01:09:52Welcome, Dagwood Bumstead.
01:09:53Dagwood may not be the best oarsman you've ever had at Leighton, but he's the best husband.
01:09:55I hope all you boys make as fine husbands as Dagwood.
01:09:59And you girls, I hope you're as lucky as I am to have him.
01:10:06You're as lucky as I am to have him.
01:10:09Mm-hmm.
01:10:10Well, I'm sorry about losing your crew, Ray.
01:10:21I tried hard, too hard, I guess, but someday baby dumpling's coming here to square me.
01:10:30Right?
01:10:33It was wrong of us to crash your lives here, it was my idea.
01:10:38I didn't realize that college days had passed us by.
01:10:43I guess that's all.
01:10:49Bumstead, you and I have something in common.
01:10:54Until today, I was the sole member of the Leyton Crab Catchers.
01:10:57Now I've got company.
01:10:58Snooki got his in 1914.
01:10:59See, that's swell.
01:11:00Oh, no.
01:11:02Bumstead!
01:11:03Oh, Mr. Dithers, we forgot all about you.
01:11:04So you did.
01:11:05Well, from now on, I'm forgetting all about you, understand?
01:11:06But don't forget about Daddy's bus, Mr. Dithers.
01:11:07That was our deal, you know.
01:11:08Little twerps should be seen.
01:11:09Hey, who is this drizzle puss?
01:11:10Oh, Mr. Dithers, this is Rusty Bryant.
01:11:11And this is Laura and her father, Mr. Wadsworth.
01:11:12Oh, J.J. Wadsworth.
01:11:13J.J. J.J. Wadsworth?
01:11:14Only J.J. J.J. Wadsworth.
01:11:15Only J.J. J.J. Wadsworth?
01:11:16Only J.J. J.J. Wadsworth?
01:11:17Only J.J. J.J. Wadsworth?
01:11:18Indeed I do.
01:11:19Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:20Indeed I do.
01:11:21Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:22Indeed I do.
01:11:23Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:24Indeed I do.
01:11:25Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:26Indeed I do.
01:11:27Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:28Indeed I do.
01:11:29Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:30Indeed I do.
01:11:31Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:32Indeed I do.
01:11:33Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:34Indeed I do.
01:11:35Bumstead has a revolutionary idea for construction in my new plant.
01:11:36Indeed I do.
01:11:37Indeed I do.
01:11:38Indeed I do.
01:11:39Indeed I do.
01:11:40Indeed I do.
01:11:41Indeed I do.
01:11:42Indeed I do.
01:11:43Indeed I do.
01:11:44Indeed I do.
01:11:45Indeed I do.
01:11:46Indeed I do.
01:11:47Indeed I do.
01:11:48Indeed I do.
01:11:49Indeed I do.
01:11:50Indeed I do.
01:11:51Indeed I do.
01:11:52Indeed I do.
01:11:53Indeed I do.
01:11:54Indeed I do.
01:11:55Indeed I do.
01:11:56Indeed I do.
01:11:57Indeed I do.
01:11:58Indeed I do.
01:11:59Indeed I do.
01:12:00Indeed I do.
01:12:01Indeed I do.
01:12:02Indeed I do.
01:12:03Indeed I do.
01:12:04Indeed I do.
01:12:05Indeed I do.
01:12:06New baby?
01:12:07Blondie!
01:12:08Can you imagine?
01:12:09You'll be born with a college education.
01:12:10Blondie, we'd still like you to stay.
01:12:11You too, Dagwood.
01:12:12Oh, you're all darlings, but it's impossible.
01:12:13Yeah, I've got to get back to business.
01:12:14Goodbye, Rusty.
01:12:15Goodbye, Blondie.
01:12:16Bye, Daggy.
01:12:17Bye.
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