10min | Animation, Comedy, Family, Short | October 2000 (USA)
While all the other dragons are puffing away, one dragon refuses to smoke. They all think he's totally square and a number of them challenge him to fights, races, and arm-wrestling contests. As he defeats them all with his clean lungs and nicotine-free body, they begin to think that maybe he's the cool one after all.
Director: Mal Wittman
Stars: Howard Morris, Charolette Rae
While all the other dragons are puffing away, one dragon refuses to smoke. They all think he's totally square and a number of them challenge him to fights, races, and arm-wrestling contests. As he defeats them all with his clean lungs and nicotine-free body, they begin to think that maybe he's the cool one after all.
Director: Mal Wittman
Stars: Howard Morris, Charolette Rae
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:30I am Dragoon, I huff, I puff, I dare anybody to take my bluff, I make girls faint, strong
00:52men fall, I'm the hottest dragon of them all, I burn up roads, I smoke out squares, they
01:08turn to jelly at my fearsome stares, all other dragons are scared stiff when they get a whiff
01:20of my wow, man, he's the greatest, that Dragoon, he likes me so, yeah, give me a puff of that
01:39wonderful stuff, who's the square over there, that's Dragnite, a miserable sigh, oh my, the wretched one, won't join the fun, stop dragging your tail and strike up a lie, have a drag Dragnite
02:08and get in right, no thanks, I don't smoke, he doesn't smoke, a dragon who doesn't smoke, must be a joke, come on, come on, get the hang, you're one of the gang, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
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03:08He does not smoke!
03:10Come on!
03:12Come on!
03:24Okay, John.
03:26Stop putting it on.
03:28This ain't no joke. You gotta smoke.
03:33I said...
03:35This ain't no joke. You gotta smoke.
03:41Go on, you're killing yourself.
03:48Look out.
03:49It's good night for Dragon Knight.
03:54Make him sing your tune, Dragoon.
03:59Go get him, Bill.
04:01Yeah, get him. Get him, Bill.
04:04Get him!
04:08Your yellow fellow, nicotine, has turned you yellow.
04:16Go get him, Fred.
04:20You're passing out from a case of the shakes.
04:24John.
04:27Take him on.
04:30You can't fight.
04:32You're out of breath.
04:34Your lungs are out. You're through.
04:37That's what smoking'll do.
04:41He's real cool.
04:44He's quite a guy.
04:47Go get him, Bill.
05:02Go get him.
05:33I'll race you anywhere.
05:36Where?
06:02I'll race you anywhere.
06:32I'll race you anywhere.
07:03Why did I ever smoke?
07:09I act.
07:14I gasp.
07:19I faint.
07:24I...
07:27I...
07:30I...
07:40I...
07:42I...
07:44I...
07:46I...
08:00I...
08:12Now, it should be plain for you to see that smoking leads to misery.
08:20As for them, they're...
08:26There's no question about it, smoking is bad for you.
08:30Bad for your lungs, bad for your heart.
08:33Next time someone offers you a cigarette, have the strength to say,
08:38I don't smoke.