What if You Received The Ultimate Nutshot? [Theory]

Due to it being April Fools Day, I am doing the most idiotic thing I could possibly do, on the most ridiculous “holiday” of the year… Analyzing one of the most bizarrely intriguing videos on YouTube, RocketJumps: Ultimate Nutshot.\r
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“Freaky Bats 05” From Epidemic Sound.\r
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“Clock is Ticking 4” From Epidemic Sound.\r
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“A Walk in the Park 2” From Epidemic Sound.\r
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“Dark Conspiracies 1” From Epidemic Sound.\r
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Ouroboros by Kevin MacLeod. Available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license: \r
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OUTRO SONG\r
Mafland by Maf.\r
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WHATEVER TOPIC THE THEORY IS ON WAS NOT CREATED BY ME. ONLY THE THEORY WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. I DID NOT CREATE THE MUSIC EITHER. PICTURES ARE MOSTLY FROM GOOGLE.