Ladies of Rap: Hocus Pocus (ft. Damien Blaise, BLOK)
- 6 years ago
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The Sanderson Sisters are resurrected in todays social media/tech world. But, when their old way of luring children to suck out their youth doesnt work, they have to get with the times, join the internet world, and become viral in order to get kids to follow them. Be careful who you follow, kiddies--they may be sucking your SOUL! Mwahahahahaha!\r
(LYRICS BELOW)\r
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CREDITS:\r
An Awkward Kids Production\r
Christiann Castellanos - Mary Sanderson, Writer, Producer, Director \r
Michelle Glavan - Sarah Sanderson, Writer, Producer, Director, Music Composition for Sarahs Intro Lullaby, Recording Engineer and Mixer \r
Dana Pacheco - Winnie Sanderson, Writer, Producer, Director \r
Ashlyn Bishop- Jenna Marbles \r
Lauren Bregman- PewDiePie, Sanderson Sister Costume Designer \r
Damien Blaise - Billy Butcherson, Music Composition for Hocus Pocus rap beat (Ladies and gentlemen, meet our beat maker! Its his first time in our videos!) \r
Matt Wixted - Director of Photography, Editor, Color \r
Christian Seel - Assistant Camera \r
Drew Fant- Gaffer\r
Amber White - Special FX, Makeup Artist \r
Alondra Shields- Special FX, Makeup Artist \r
Desiree Stone - Assistant Recording Mixer \r
Worbel - Social Media Graphics Design\r
Chrissa Sparkles - Costume Design for Sarahs Kawaii Outfit \r
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Special thanks to: YouTube Space LA, Castle Corsetry, Andrew Fillmore, and Tara Hiljus\r
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LYRICS:\r
new, the Sanderson sisters are back!\r
And beautiful!\r
Technology has surpassed us, fix it!\r
\r
Mary Sanderson, on the case\r
This devil contraption is stealing our face!\r
Its made by our master! It must be safe!\r
Tis a camera! Oh, what we can make?!\r
\r
Push all the buttons, it says “no connection”\r
Winnie, a spell will giveth direction\r
Magical, Macintosh, mystical, megabits, \r
Awaken the knowledge of modern day kids!\r
\r
Children love YouTube\r
Devote their time to comments and views\r
Lets start a channel, well need internet!\r
Ive called Time Warner! Best thou could get?\r
\r
I like Jenna Marbles, her magics strong\r
Well collaborate, must I wear a thong?\r
I need to eat souls, Ill play along!\r
Well be young, thy woe be gone!\r
\r
Chorus:\r
Follow us, children \r
Thou shall magically escape\r
To a place that will satisfy the desire you crave\r
Follow us, children \r
We enchant unto thee an eternity of glee\r
Your soul is ours to take\r
\r
Its Sarah, thy seductive sistah!\r
Theres more to these machines that weve missed-a\r
Kids are on Facebook, Twitter, Insta\r
Sing in a vid, knab a kid with every click-a\r
\r
Dear Satan, what fun fashion! \r
Facebook? Ha! I already have one\r
Take a selfie, show off thy bod\r
Numbers grow with every Snatch-shot\r
\r
Its called “Snapchat.” Oh, ha, either way\r
Display netherbits and thy fans will stay\r
Thats how it works, how pathetic and sad\r
Shakespeares on Twitter, it cant be bad\r
\r
This computer is our gateway to kids\r
Well torture each other with challenge vids\r
Oh, what a pretty spider! Dinner!\r
Run amok, amok! AMOK! on this app: Tinder \r
\r
(Chorus)\r
\r
Smartest of my sisters, Im Winifred\r
Need fame and followers, does thou comprehend? \r
Bewitch children with Hocus Pocus content \r
Bring adolescent flesh right to my doorstep\r
\r
BÖÖK, lets monetize!\r
Come, children, lend me your eyes\r
I put a spell on you, and now youre mine \r
We need views, little muse, please subscribe\r
\r
Send a message, with a text\r
Summon all the little brats from the World Wide Web\r
Use “emojis” before you press, “send”! \r
Theyll “like” you and want to be your “friend”!\r
\r
Cursed with idiot sisters, why?!\r
Summon all powers and beautify \r
Bring all the children and raise the dead\r
Bring back my bae, Billy Butcherson!\r
\r
Bae?! Ha! You laughable wench!\r
You trollop! Buck-toothed troll with a stench!\r
How dare you wake me for this nonsense\r
Go back to hell, Ill go back to my trench\r
\r
You are quite the failure, methinks\r
Brought down by a boy and a cat named Binx?!\r
Your whole plan stinks worse than my breath\r
Reverse your dumb curse, youre stalking me to death!\r
\r
Hmfff! Ive waited 2 decades to say that.\r
\r
(chorus x2)
DONATE: \r
Click to tweet: \r
Facebook: \r
Twitter: \r
Instagram: \r
Geek Fuel Box Discount: \r
iTunes: \r
\r
The Sanderson Sisters are resurrected in todays social media/tech world. But, when their old way of luring children to suck out their youth doesnt work, they have to get with the times, join the internet world, and become viral in order to get kids to follow them. Be careful who you follow, kiddies--they may be sucking your SOUL! Mwahahahahaha!\r
(LYRICS BELOW)\r
\r
CREDITS:\r
An Awkward Kids Production\r
Christiann Castellanos - Mary Sanderson, Writer, Producer, Director \r
Michelle Glavan - Sarah Sanderson, Writer, Producer, Director, Music Composition for Sarahs Intro Lullaby, Recording Engineer and Mixer \r
Dana Pacheco - Winnie Sanderson, Writer, Producer, Director \r
Ashlyn Bishop- Jenna Marbles \r
Lauren Bregman- PewDiePie, Sanderson Sister Costume Designer \r
Damien Blaise - Billy Butcherson, Music Composition for Hocus Pocus rap beat (Ladies and gentlemen, meet our beat maker! Its his first time in our videos!) \r
Matt Wixted - Director of Photography, Editor, Color \r
Christian Seel - Assistant Camera \r
Drew Fant- Gaffer\r
Amber White - Special FX, Makeup Artist \r
Alondra Shields- Special FX, Makeup Artist \r
Desiree Stone - Assistant Recording Mixer \r
Worbel - Social Media Graphics Design\r
Chrissa Sparkles - Costume Design for Sarahs Kawaii Outfit \r
\r
Special thanks to: YouTube Space LA, Castle Corsetry, Andrew Fillmore, and Tara Hiljus\r
\r
LYRICS:\r
new, the Sanderson sisters are back!\r
And beautiful!\r
Technology has surpassed us, fix it!\r
\r
Mary Sanderson, on the case\r
This devil contraption is stealing our face!\r
Its made by our master! It must be safe!\r
Tis a camera! Oh, what we can make?!\r
\r
Push all the buttons, it says “no connection”\r
Winnie, a spell will giveth direction\r
Magical, Macintosh, mystical, megabits, \r
Awaken the knowledge of modern day kids!\r
\r
Children love YouTube\r
Devote their time to comments and views\r
Lets start a channel, well need internet!\r
Ive called Time Warner! Best thou could get?\r
\r
I like Jenna Marbles, her magics strong\r
Well collaborate, must I wear a thong?\r
I need to eat souls, Ill play along!\r
Well be young, thy woe be gone!\r
\r
Chorus:\r
Follow us, children \r
Thou shall magically escape\r
To a place that will satisfy the desire you crave\r
Follow us, children \r
We enchant unto thee an eternity of glee\r
Your soul is ours to take\r
\r
Its Sarah, thy seductive sistah!\r
Theres more to these machines that weve missed-a\r
Kids are on Facebook, Twitter, Insta\r
Sing in a vid, knab a kid with every click-a\r
\r
Dear Satan, what fun fashion! \r
Facebook? Ha! I already have one\r
Take a selfie, show off thy bod\r
Numbers grow with every Snatch-shot\r
\r
Its called “Snapchat.” Oh, ha, either way\r
Display netherbits and thy fans will stay\r
Thats how it works, how pathetic and sad\r
Shakespeares on Twitter, it cant be bad\r
\r
This computer is our gateway to kids\r
Well torture each other with challenge vids\r
Oh, what a pretty spider! Dinner!\r
Run amok, amok! AMOK! on this app: Tinder \r
\r
(Chorus)\r
\r
Smartest of my sisters, Im Winifred\r
Need fame and followers, does thou comprehend? \r
Bewitch children with Hocus Pocus content \r
Bring adolescent flesh right to my doorstep\r
\r
BÖÖK, lets monetize!\r
Come, children, lend me your eyes\r
I put a spell on you, and now youre mine \r
We need views, little muse, please subscribe\r
\r
Send a message, with a text\r
Summon all the little brats from the World Wide Web\r
Use “emojis” before you press, “send”! \r
Theyll “like” you and want to be your “friend”!\r
\r
Cursed with idiot sisters, why?!\r
Summon all powers and beautify \r
Bring all the children and raise the dead\r
Bring back my bae, Billy Butcherson!\r
\r
Bae?! Ha! You laughable wench!\r
You trollop! Buck-toothed troll with a stench!\r
How dare you wake me for this nonsense\r
Go back to hell, Ill go back to my trench\r
\r
You are quite the failure, methinks\r
Brought down by a boy and a cat named Binx?!\r
Your whole plan stinks worse than my breath\r
Reverse your dumb curse, youre stalking me to death!\r
\r
Hmfff! Ive waited 2 decades to say that.\r
\r
(chorus x2)