Stephen Colbert Doesn’t Think Trump Would Have ‘Run’ Into Florida School

Stephen Colbert Doesn’t Think Trump Would Have ‘Run’ Into Florida School
Yep, 90 groups waving goodbye — or as the N. R.A.
calls those, sponsors.” — JIMMY FALLON
Trevor Noah thought carrying a gun sounded like a pretty smart way to get yourself a discount.
The only way you would run inside is if a reporter asked you a question outside.” — SETH MEYERS
Many companies have decided to cut ties with the National Rifle Association after
the shooting in Parkland, Fla., provoked a public outcry over gun violence.
Like, how does the N. R.A.
members just there like, [brandishes weapon] ‘We’d like a discount.’” — TREVOR NOAH
You know you messed up when the company that dragged the guy off the plane is like, ‘You’re making us look bad.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“With the Olympics over, 90 countries have departed South Korea.
President Trump said on Monday that he believed he would have run into the Florida
high school where a gunman opened fire this month, even if he’d been unarmed.
What are you gonna do, run in there and stab ’em with your bone spurs?” — STEPHEN COLBERT
Seth Meyers was incredulous too, but for a different reason.