You wont believe that these 16 weird & shocking beauty products ually exist. Try these ridiculous things instead of plastic surgery\r
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8. Beauty Voice Trainer\r
Do you hate your voice? Is it a constant burden? Well, worry no more. The beauty voice trainer is here. The voice trainer opens up your throat and I guess gives you a James Earl Jones voice? They arent really clear how this would do anything. The device also comes with a tuning fork that you can insert into it. This is so that you can test your pitch while you have it in your mouth. The pitch would be muffled, though, so Im not sure how accurate it would be. The whole package of items will cost you $66.\r
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7. Maturity Haruka\r
Japan again utilizes vibrating technology in its Maturity Haruka mask. Any vibration in or around your face tends to be pretty uncomfortable so it seems unlikely that this would be worth it. The product is designed for people who are mostly concerned about undereye bags. They make it sound like you should be sleeping in this, but anyone who can sleep with a thing vibrating their face is either very tired or drugged which isnt really the market for weird unnecessary beauty products. Leave your dark circles and eye bags. They let people know that they shouldnt mess with you.\r
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6. Labonetz Pelvic Roller Tollne 8\r
This quirky exercise tool is basically used how it looks like it is used. Just move your legs up and down in a circular motion. The product promises to tone your butt, thighs, and abs. It also says that it will improve your posture. It ultimately just makes you look like you are trying to walk with a crippling case of scoliosis, though. This is also a motion that you can do easily on your own making this product pretty much obsolete. However, the pelvic roller can still be bought for $192.\r
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5. Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece\r
This bizarre product is meant to help you exercise your facial muscles. Sure it looks ridiculous but, how else are you meant to look eternally young? The product description reads like a bad late night infomercial. Item retails at $85 but some people who tested it said that they noticed a subtle difference in plumpness and tone, so maybe its not so ridiculous?\r
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4. UV Cut Athlete Anti-Sunburn Mask\r
If you are planning to rob a train in the American West or you havent quite figured out your superhero costume yet then, this product is perfect for you. Is it good for protecting from the sun? No. The inexplicable mask only hides one-half of your face, instantly making you look suspicious. The product claims to block 98% of ultraviolet rays but, it still only covers up 50% of the face. Sunscreen is cheaper, more effective, and on the off chance that it fails its going to leave you with a lot less stupid looking burn. The product even clocks in at $69, making it even more ridiculous.\r
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3. Karakuri Ribbon Scalp Stretcher\r
There isnt much to this product. It pulls your face back. The clips latch onto the hair at your scalp so that it can stretch it back to give you that mid-roller coaster looks that everyone loves. The stretching of your skin limits the appearance of wrinkles. The long-term effects of this type of device cant be good. Hair loss would probably be a big problem and the area around the scalp would hurt. Anytime a beauty product claims to bring blood to the surface; its because it hurts. Its the same as getting slapped. That skin gets red after a slap because the blood rushes to just below the surface. At $40 its cheaper than regular botox injections but, it will hurt more in the long run.\r
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2. Aluminum Facial Spa\r
A steam facial is ually a fairly common beauty treatment and it has legitimate noticeable effects. There could have been so many better ways to design a steam facial mask though. The finished product looks like a flamboyant Michael Meyers and will definitely be a shame buy. The special inclusion of aluminum is also baffling. Aluminum has no special beauty benefits so it doesnt make a lot of sense for it to be a major product feature. The mask fits with velcro in the back and they give no further direction other than putting the mask on. This is the sort of thing that if you found it hidden in a friends bathroom, you would assume that they live a terrifying double life. You can give nightmares to all those around you for just $28.\r
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1.Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager\r
Natural breasts are impossible to keep perky forever. This is just a basic f of life. That is why science has spit in the face of God with plastic surgery. This product tries to offer a cheaper solution. This product attempts to convince women that the secret to a perky chest is a thorough hand massage. The product comes in at $51 but, you could probably easily get someon
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8. Beauty Voice Trainer\r
Do you hate your voice? Is it a constant burden? Well, worry no more. The beauty voice trainer is here. The voice trainer opens up your throat and I guess gives you a James Earl Jones voice? They arent really clear how this would do anything. The device also comes with a tuning fork that you can insert into it. This is so that you can test your pitch while you have it in your mouth. The pitch would be muffled, though, so Im not sure how accurate it would be. The whole package of items will cost you $66.\r
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7. Maturity Haruka\r
Japan again utilizes vibrating technology in its Maturity Haruka mask. Any vibration in or around your face tends to be pretty uncomfortable so it seems unlikely that this would be worth it. The product is designed for people who are mostly concerned about undereye bags. They make it sound like you should be sleeping in this, but anyone who can sleep with a thing vibrating their face is either very tired or drugged which isnt really the market for weird unnecessary beauty products. Leave your dark circles and eye bags. They let people know that they shouldnt mess with you.\r
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6. Labonetz Pelvic Roller Tollne 8\r
This quirky exercise tool is basically used how it looks like it is used. Just move your legs up and down in a circular motion. The product promises to tone your butt, thighs, and abs. It also says that it will improve your posture. It ultimately just makes you look like you are trying to walk with a crippling case of scoliosis, though. This is also a motion that you can do easily on your own making this product pretty much obsolete. However, the pelvic roller can still be bought for $192.\r
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5. Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece\r
This bizarre product is meant to help you exercise your facial muscles. Sure it looks ridiculous but, how else are you meant to look eternally young? The product description reads like a bad late night infomercial. Item retails at $85 but some people who tested it said that they noticed a subtle difference in plumpness and tone, so maybe its not so ridiculous?\r
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4. UV Cut Athlete Anti-Sunburn Mask\r
If you are planning to rob a train in the American West or you havent quite figured out your superhero costume yet then, this product is perfect for you. Is it good for protecting from the sun? No. The inexplicable mask only hides one-half of your face, instantly making you look suspicious. The product claims to block 98% of ultraviolet rays but, it still only covers up 50% of the face. Sunscreen is cheaper, more effective, and on the off chance that it fails its going to leave you with a lot less stupid looking burn. The product even clocks in at $69, making it even more ridiculous.\r
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3. Karakuri Ribbon Scalp Stretcher\r
There isnt much to this product. It pulls your face back. The clips latch onto the hair at your scalp so that it can stretch it back to give you that mid-roller coaster looks that everyone loves. The stretching of your skin limits the appearance of wrinkles. The long-term effects of this type of device cant be good. Hair loss would probably be a big problem and the area around the scalp would hurt. Anytime a beauty product claims to bring blood to the surface; its because it hurts. Its the same as getting slapped. That skin gets red after a slap because the blood rushes to just below the surface. At $40 its cheaper than regular botox injections but, it will hurt more in the long run.\r
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2. Aluminum Facial Spa\r
A steam facial is ually a fairly common beauty treatment and it has legitimate noticeable effects. There could have been so many better ways to design a steam facial mask though. The finished product looks like a flamboyant Michael Meyers and will definitely be a shame buy. The special inclusion of aluminum is also baffling. Aluminum has no special beauty benefits so it doesnt make a lot of sense for it to be a major product feature. The mask fits with velcro in the back and they give no further direction other than putting the mask on. This is the sort of thing that if you found it hidden in a friends bathroom, you would assume that they live a terrifying double life. You can give nightmares to all those around you for just $28.\r
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1.Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager\r
Natural breasts are impossible to keep perky forever. This is just a basic f of life. That is why science has spit in the face of God with plastic surgery. This product tries to offer a cheaper solution. This product attempts to convince women that the secret to a perky chest is a thorough hand massage. The product comes in at $51 but, you could probably easily get someon
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