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From unicorn meat in a can to even soap that contains a weird fetus these are unusual things you can ually buy on the internet!\r
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13. Ladybugs\r
If ladies bugs are considered to be lucky, why not just go ahead and buy 1500 hundred of them all at one time?! What could possibly go wrong. Later on you can use it if you decide to get revenge on someone, and release this flying bugs all over the place! Muahaha.\r
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12. The Handerpants\r
Do you need a solid pair of gloves and dont mind looking like an idiot like this guy in the photo? Go ahead and buy yourself a pair of handerpants and dont consider the repercussions. Where else can you buy a pair of gloves for only 10 dollars. \r
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11. Beard Beanie\r
Have you ever wanted to keep your whole face warm but didnt want to look like you were about to rob someone? No need to get a regular beanie which only barely keeps your ears warm! Consider the new stylish beard beanie thatll keep you warm, and give you a cool beard as well!\r
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10. Kangaroo Shoes\r
Feel like hopping around like a kangaroo from time to time? Dont think twice and get yourself a pair of kangaroo shoes and hop around like the creatures from the land down under. Doctors and physical therapists ually recommend the use of this shoes in order to safely rehabilitate from sports injuries.\r
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9. Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain\r
While were on the subject of kangaroos, lets take a look at some other Australia related souvenirs. Are you looking for the perfect gift to give to your family during the holidays and just cant seem to come up with the perfect idea. Well here you go! Just for a measly 39.99, this one of a kind gift can be yours to give. Strange this is, this fuzzy little keychain is claimed to be genuine. So need to worry about someone selling you a fake kangaroo scrotum. Who would want that?\r
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8. Body Umbrella\r
Rain can get pretty out of control sometimes, so much so, that no normal umbrella will do. If you hate going to work soaking wet after a sudden storm strikes your town, consider getting the body umbrella. This will protect you a full 360 degrees from the rain and you can even use your cell phone! Because you never know who might be texting you during storm! Who knows. Maybe your grandmas house is flooded and now you answer the call without the worry of water damage. \r
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7. Microwaveable Dog \r
Dogs are wonderful to cuddle with but sometimes are such a hassle to take care of. And many apartments wont even allow you to have one. If youre feeling cold and want to cuddle with out having to worry about potty training, consider getting a microwaveable dog from Japan who just needs a little extra warmth the the microwave. Makes a great toy for kids, just hopefully they wont try this on a real dog. \r
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6. Street Sharks\r
Any 90s kids remember growing up playing with these back in the day? The street sharks are humanoid sharks wearing cowboy shoes that ride motorcycles and most likely abuse steroids. Looking back on it, they are rather strange and its weird our parents would let us play with these. They can still reach prices of 40 dollars on ebay!\r
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5. Fetus Soap\r
Do you want baby soft skin but are still unsure of what kind of soap to use? Be unsure no longer. Fetus soap has you covered. While pondering exly when life begins and washing your hands, this soap will give you tender look of a baby while soaking up its stem cell benefits. For only 15 dollars; this soap is made of goats milk, lavender oil, and a synthetic baby fetus.\r
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4. Worlds Strongest Coffee\r
Hard drugs maybe hard to come by sometimes but if you need to stay awake all night, brew yourself a cup of Death wish coffee that has double the caffeine than your average cup. This dark roast is only 20 bucks per bag and will be the perfect combo with the caffeinated soap. Satisfion guaranteed or your money back.\r
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3. Robotic Pet Fish\r
As robots continue to take jobs, they may begin to take the place of your pets as well, judging by this robotic pet fish. You dont have to worry about forgetting to feed it or changing its fish tank. Just remember to recharge its battery occasionally.\r
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2. Moustache Pacifier\r
Need a clever disguise for you baby and to keep him quiet at the same time? Now theres no excuse saying youre too young to grow a mustache. For just 12.99 you can be a good parent and get this one for your kid.\r
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1.A Soul\r
Gingers out there, we have good news for you! Soul are available for purchase online starting at 15 dollars. You can choose whether to buy a soul of a living or dead person. But who knows if theyll forever haunt you. Demonical.com allows you to fill out an agreement to sell your soul for 5 bucks if your really in need of some cash. Are you w

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